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>>533684061I've got a tip for your momma shill.
>>533684139>american>tip
>>533684061How your food is so much cheaper.I blame miggers
>>533684222I blame mmeninggers
>>533684061that regal cola tastes OK but gives me the squirts, not worth saving a dollar
>>533684061>bag feeso much for leading the way with green energy
>>533684061What do you plan on doing with that whole chicken?
>>533684061>Find a real job only a pajeet would do that order you faggot
>>533684262Do you like LA Ice
>>533684221maybe he thinks that anons mom works at a fast food joint, only tip americans have really
>>533686034that a coles thing? im not sure if i've tried it or not and if i did it was a long time ago.
>>533684399>chicken and rice with zero seasonings except maybe (god forbid) the colano, this is clearly a white person
>>533686589Spoken like a true retard. You think people buy spices every trip to the store?
>>533686673They have no taste buds and need copious amounts of flavor powder.The thought of tasking the ingredients themself is strange to them.
>buys groceries from uber eats>gives people advicelmao
should've upgraded from the shit cola
>>533686511I get it at IGA. The IGA cola is good too. Regal from Aldi tastes similar to coke
>>533687022I don't mind the regal cola. Actually tastes better than black and gold cola
>>533684061>Paying a service feengmi
>>533686954Costs me three dollars more and saved me walking a couple ks
>>533687135How do you whack off the service fee
How do I survive on 120 bucks a month in the USA? I'm 13 dollars short.a large bag of beans and rice $20a bottle of vitamins - $15a large bottle of olive oil - $16.00gas $60telephone bill $10plex - $2gym - $10Total = $133
>>533688405How do you make beans and rice palatable? I'd like to povertymaxx so I can quickly save for a new SxS but I don't want to be miserable
>>533688633I drizzle it with oil and hot sauce, or pesto
>>533684061Aldi pilled budgetcels will inherit the earth.
>>533684061>25 dollars to eat like you make less than minimum wageI would kill myself
>>533688405>a large bag of beans and rice $20Do you mean eating 20 pounds of white rice and another 20 pounds of black beans bought in separate bags?Black beans alone are $2.69 for 2 lbs at the Aldi I looked at so just those are nearly 27 dollars. what amounts are you actually eating dude.>a large bottle of olive oil - $16.00Have you tried substituting canola oil?>a bottle of vitamins - $15That should be buying much more than just 30 days' worth of vitamins.Ask an AI chatbot for budgeting advice and show it the literal prices and weights of the products man.
>>533688633Invest in an instant pot, add bouillon cubes/powder to make everything taste like chicken or beef.
>>533688633If your friend, roommate or your roommate's friend keeps eating your food from the fridge flavor it with something almost nobody likes like marmite or anchovy paste to keep them away.
>>533686810>flavor powderdo you dislike spices? if you're cooking at home you should have a shelf of your favourite spices
>>533684061I got a better tip for you.Get your own shit, lazy nigger.
How much of a lazy fattie do you have to be to not do your own grocery shopping? My grandma did it into her 80s.
>>533693439Back in my day we had to walk 30 miles to bring back internet in buckets (all while barefoot) it was rough
Wow. You guys have ALDI over there? Like, this blows my mind that you guys have the same shoes we do over here lol Do you guys have something called doretoes?
>>533693502We got mobile phone repair shops too!
>>533684061>Sir I washed your chicken for you AND shook your pop! Enjoy! The poor quality of traffic will intensify until all unnecessary commuters are off of the road.
>>533684061Have fun never getting your order or for it taking 3+ hrs before you receive it or some low IQ illegal immigrant or some 20 year old "minority" low IQ person (who will possibly steal or eat your stuff). I look at it this way when I order from úber eats or door dash. The person bringing it to me is driving on average 6-8 miles to pick up my food from a restaurant and then drive it to my front door using their own car and gas. In contrast a waitress in a sit down restaurant just take my order and that's it. now days waitresses don't even bring the food to the table anymore. Then they expect a 20% tip or more. I always tip my delivery guy/girl when ordering from an app for IMO those people are deserving way more in tips. Oh and now Uber and door dash only give the driver $1-$2 max for each order. Also I know I will get my food as quickly as humanly possible. I tip at least $10 no matter what I order and I always have my food super fast. Out of curiosity I placed an order with 0 tip and it took about 2 or 3+ hours to get it. The other time I did it I placed an in order at 730pm and never even got it. Which in that case the restaurant loses out and has to throw away or giveaway my order. So yeah I only tip those people who actually deserve it.
Hmmmchicken mutant full of hormones and antibioticsrice from new delhi that they picked with their feeta cheaper and even more sugary than coca cola disgusting soda Man this is a pure normoid order without any braincellNo vegetables? No fruits?Why ordering when you said you could walk?Cancel this order and go buy some decent food in a decent supemarket (not a german cancer factory like ALDI or LIDL)
>>533693907This is called extortion lolI never tip doordashers except when they are +60 because i have pity for them and most of the time they are the ones being polite and smileybut the browns / zoomers can suck my dick and better get a good job before drones replace them
