Prev: >>533679635Day: 16 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 55 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation™ to decapitate Iran"Day: 7 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon▶RECENT:>No strikes have been confirmed by reliable sources in Iran. It was probably air defense drills. We'll know for sure in the coming hours.>Blasts reported in Isfahan, eastern Iran.>A KC-135 Stratotanker in-air refueling aircraft is loitering above the Saudi Arabia-Iraq border, likely refueling fighters.>Drone attacks against Erbil, Iraqi Kurdistan.>Somalia announces a ban on all Israeli ships passing Bab Al-Mandab.>Iran insists it will not agree to talks until the USA removes its naval blockade and recognizes the rights of the Iranian nation.>POTUS extends ceasefire unilaterally until a peace deal is reached.>Strait of Hormuz SoH: Still closed.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme: Ninth Symphony, Second Movement - Abridged.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJcejsxdSvE▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Cargo Transits through Strait of Hormuzhttps://hormuztracking.com/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
iranny are you okare you okare you ok iranny
psychic vampire got wrecked
how did a country with no navy seize two cargo ships?
>>533684573humiliation ritual
accountability check >>533583940 >Pakistan-led mediators received confirmation that the top negotiators, U.S. Vice President JD Vance and Iran's parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, will arrive in Islamabad early Wednesday to lead their teams in the talks, the regional officials told The Associated Press.How will the shills cope when Iran turns up?>>533584639>>533584639okay aussie faggot it's been 24 hours where's my apology?conclusion:anonymously cited Pakistani officials blatantly liethe AP quoting anonymous officials blatantly liesCNN blatantly liesAxios and Barak Ravid blatantly lie
>>533684573>a bunch of fisherman boats is a navy>haha our fisherman boats werent destroyed we totally winsomali pirates took over cargo ships with even less, retard
>>533684686Iran never ever had a serious navy to begin with
>Day: 16 of the 14-day Ceasefire™
>>533684628kek, good work anon. Keep em' honest
>>533684686the most dangerous weapon in wars these days is tech that used to be used for toys you know, the ones that blew up hundreds of your tanks
>>533684728they had a navy which was mostly cargo ships converted to be drone carriers, whatever the fuck that means. good luck with the fisherman boats tho
>>533684628Retarded migger. Filter this retard
We're at the stage where a 300 year old prestigious journal out of London is considered Iranian propaganda The US blockade is leaking like a seive and all their bullshit can't hide massive oil tankers turning up in ports across the planet
>>533684424>Somalia announces a ban on all Israeli ships passing Bab Al-Mandab.Why? How? Whomst?
>>533684793ah yes, hundreds of our tanks are destroyed which is why your mudslime relatives keep begging us to get out of lebabon instead of just easily droning them like they obviously have been for the last 3 years. keep me posted tho
>>533684795And how many drone carriers did they have before the war? Their navy was never serious, it's their underground facilities from where they launch missiles that are the real threat
>>533684871yeah people didn't like your heroic bombing of civilians i guess
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Hegemon status?Banan status?
>>533684686I'm pretty sure Iran's navy was always just this with a few meme ships.
>>533684889they had a few packed with iranian sailors that were drowned while you lot were seething
>>533684811Well, golem ships don't want to get close to Iran, plus I heard Chinese ships are in the region as well. The goyim can't be everywhere at once, so it follows that ships are trickling out. They've been subject to sanctions for four decades, I think they know how to get around decently well, despite blockade enforcement
>>533684686>we've won because we sunk their warships even though they're still able to close the strait with "fisherman boats"lol
>>533684871You seem upset?
>>533684889Ukraine took out the black sea fleet with missiles, drones and jetskis.The Iranian fast boats, drones, missiles, submarines, mines and remote torpedoes are quite a comprehensive threat acshually.
>>533684573iranny navy is also their space program
>>533682480>beheading of israeli soldiers and killing of israeli civiliansi missed those. can you share any, fellow organized antisemitic white supremacists?
>>533684424as we approach 1000, i just want to thank the orange nigger for being so stupid as to make this general possiblehonestly couldn’t have done it without him, one of us could have died doing something else in another timeline rather than just shitposting here safe and sound /comfy/thanks trump
>>533684976>the strait is closedUS: we know, we closed it>n-no its closed because we said soUS: no, its closed because we said so>FUCK YOU U DONT UNDRSTAND THE OIL IS RISING AND WE R WINNING AND U DIDNT ACHIEVE UR GOALS AND WE STILL HAVE A BIG NAVY AND SOME PLANES AND FUCK U DRUMPF UR GOING DOWN TRUST ME HELPUS: pool is still closed
>>533684995Jimmies status?
>>533684686all of you kikes along with the entire might of the us military are unable to defeat somali pirates in skiffs?
I'll nominate this for thread #1000 op pic but it's kind of lame
new kinohttps://x.com/WearForbidden/status/2047118242016076179
>>533685067>no actually we closed it because we wanted it like thatthis cope is so pathetic
>>533685067This is such a pathetic post kek, stick to posting child gore man, that’s your forté.
>>533685067Now we know who is advising Trump to do retarded shit
>>533685059I second this. Can't say he hasn't done at least one good thing. Furthermore, I'd like to add that's it's been an honour shitposting with you all. You're good lads. Even the shills have played their part to make these past 1000 bakes memorable. G-dspeed and a hearty TKD to you all!
>>533685067>pool is still closedYou mean the copeckade with 0 strategic relevance?
>>533685067Jfc lad. Have some self respect. This is painful reading.
>>533685151>>533685152>NOOO ITS CLOSED BECAUSE WE WANT IT TO BE NOOO YOU CANT JUST BLOCKADE US WE SAID ITS CLOSEDsorry but the pool is still closed and nobody cares about the oil price lol
>>533685067>n-noo we're closing the pool not youman i'm gonna miss your chutzpah when iran finally nukes you
>>533685083Thoroughly rustled, it would seem
>>533685059Well said, dumb clowns are indeed entertaining.
>>533685214Iran is closing the pool. Trump isn’t.>nobody cares about the oil orderYou must be 18 or older to post here
love how Iran's only "card" is to attack our economy..which has only led to record stock pricesplease Iran, attack us some more
>>533685214and you people are supposed to be good at opticsleave it to the pros you defect
pools open??
>>533685280>which has only led to record stock pricesThe latest fake news showed the market will dump hard on any progression of the war.Which is inevitable.
>>533685280You can stop the russian LARP now
>>533685280>cope memePool’s closed by: Iran
>>533684686 kind of like how your tanks and diaper soldiers got evaporated by a bunch of toy drones from Hezbollah :^)
>>533684811When you're at that stage you know there's a psyop or the people repeating that are either npc's or in on it
>>533685010Still not a big navy as schlomo claimed
>>533685067>pool’s open!>pool’s closed!>pool’s open!>pool’s open! (heh)>pool’s closed! (wait just a hot second!)this war is fucking gay
>>533685280accurate kek
>>533685195SHABDIS - in malaysiaASHKAN3 - sitting still for daysAZARGOUNA - sitting still for daysTAVA 4 - sitting still for dayslol, lmao
>>533685407It's a well protected, multi faceted, fast reaction force with various layers. It's big enough for what they need.
>>533684811>300 year old prestigious journal out of London is considered Iranian propagandaKek, who said that?They are the literal niggers who insure the ships
Shills made say whatever they want, but the consensus is that Trump is losing the war. Unless you watch Fox news that is
chinkcels on suicide watch
>>533685280cool, you still havent actually entered the hormussy yet though
>>533685472And that's mostly the IRGC, not the regular navy that was using very old vessels, those were the ones that got sunken, and makes Trump brag he destroyed the navy, as if it was the real threat, not their undrground facilities
>>533685280miggers can't meme
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 This was is going to be an Iranian win, I don't see how the US and Israel can win this.
>>533685660kek
>>533684424I nominate this gif with >>533685417This text.
>>533685660uh iransissies, our response?
>>533685626I know. Trump lies about everything. I honestly think he's trying to destroy America. He doesn't care about the war, the dead soldiers. He's up to bigger things.
>>533685195the ship USA shot up was heading towards iran. all those are leaving iran. it seems like USA is releasing trapped vessels but not letting anything come back in. from a humanitarian perspective that makes complete sense to me. are there any ships that were allowed (intentionally or not) to go to iran? that's the number i'm curious about.
>>533685656neo-conservatism was created by leftists so it stands to reason
>>533685754the ships in the retarded dominican's image have been irrelevant for weeks. one of them is in a different ocean.
>>533685532she a total slam pig. very nice.
>>533685660It's over....
>>533685626The funny thing about that is that he wasted hundreds of JASSMs on them and other useless targets just to have something to brag about
>>533685777Checked
>week 8 of the 4 day special military operation
>>533685660I think the memeflag nullifies the numbers but I'm going to have to confer with the council of neet nobles
>>533685382There's plenty of things they can lie about and get away with itBut a crude carrier with 2 million barrels of oil that will stop at Singapore then go to China isn't something you can hideIt's the perfect litmus test for whether someone is a lying piece of shit journalist or not
it's extremely gay that they stopped bombing israel
>>533685976memeflag invalidates all
>>533686008not like they have barely any missiles left and bombing arab oil refineries is 10x easier because less air defense and hella secondary explosions
>>533684686>heh... small boats aren't a navy!>heh... small drones aren't an airf -ACK!
Some fag keeps making fake OSINTdefnder tweets about strikes in Tehran.
>>533686048Indeed, I concur
>>533685478>who said thatCentcom, the blonde fatty, Fox and every migger parroting their shit
>>533684947And Israel has nothing my tax dollars didn't buy. Your arrogance is going to face a reckoning. Soon.
>>533686008Agreed. Really chuffed my guff. I had misgivings about the ceasefire to begin with, but the lack of continuation after its end is just foolish, imo
>>533685059Conversing with the turkanons, Moroccanons, I've learned a lot.Reddit space to say that's what conservatives never understand. The Muslims aren't my enemy. Maybe I can learn from them.
>>533685751The sad truth is he really thinks he's doing the right thing. And truly believes it.
>>533686094This gave me flashbacks to the start of our war.
>Secretary of the Navy forced out because the sailors aren't enforcing the blockade
>>533686349I don't believe anyone that retarded could get so far up the greasy pole.
stealth tankers when?
>>533686418>I don't believe anyone that retarded could get so far up the greasy pole.It happens all the time when you step back and look at the world honestly. Reagan was an actor. A moron. His wife used an astrologer. Nixon was a sociopathic drunk.
All flights are going to be cancelled this summer aren't they?
>>533686423Every ship can be seen anywhere with Starlink (((not radar)))
>>533684837>https://afrocen.org/article.php?id=3083&l=en>https://en.ypagency.net/390725
HAPPENING!>"Undersecretary Hung Cao will become Acting Secretary of the Navy."Trump's not messing around now, he's appointed a Chong to handle the mines in the strait of WhoremooseOur tranny jew golem military always comes up with a solution!
>>533686489you weren't planning on leaving before the draft, were you?
>>533685280>>533685656Da fuck is going on? Shitty leftist meme-style used to back Trump. Meanwhile a good Trump meme is used to attack Trump by calling his supporters "miggers" for that bad, leftist-style meme.I think the AI bots on /pol/ are hallucinating.
>>533686478I remember Reagan well. He was a genius in comparison to this fucking oaf.
>>533686566I'm above the age cutoff
>>533685660
>>533686533>that yid
>>533686489Probably all regionals with just hub long distance on reduced schedules.
>>533686602>this piece of paper says you can't send me to the meatgrinder actuallythat will probably work
>>533686215>y-your going down this time for real trust melol
>>533686584>I remember Reagan well. He was a genius in comparison to this fucking oaf.I don't disagree there. Say even Hitler as a comparison. If we ignore the Hitler was right stuff meme that goes on here, he wasn't some true genius. He was just like Trump. Found a group of people that were angry, rightfully so, and then used them for his own motives. All the while saying and believing "this is what's best for Germany."
>>533686478>>533686584Oh, you're Chinese...
>>533686685Israel is a blip in time. You are not as important as you think you are
>>533684686America can’t defeat fishing boats?
>>533686750>y-your not important your going down trust me your just a blimp trust me its over for you this time for real trust melmao
>>533686622
So oil spiked today, then next Thursday 30th WTI futures roll over and May 1st Trump's 60 day war allowance eithout conressional backing expires. High kino potential if you ask me.
Trump says there is “no time frame” and “no time pressure” on the Iran conflict or ceasefire.Source: Fox News
>>533685280Why are CIA memes so ugly and unnatural looking
Is the George Bush carrier there yet? Should be close.
>>533685532>americas only win is some white guy ruining his future genetics while 1.2 billion Asians continue procreating with their own people Uh….cool win….i guess?
>>533686882Is it the hw? He was always kind of slow.
JUST IN: Trump announces alliance with Jack Sparrow to help blockade the blockade of the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
>>533686569this is the original...
>>533686825Leftist memes, actually. They always go for straight visual humiliation. It's a hallmark of their memes.>Small hands>Distorted faces>Bulging eyesKindergarten humor really.>Ha ha ha He looks funnyI wish Jordan Peterson wasn't dying from abusing drugs. He would have a field day researching this.
can any lurking time travelers here tell us what the actual endgame of this war is and how long will it last?
Is it just me or has FB stopped showing the contacts list for everyone?This is so fucking gayHalf the point of going on FB was to see which girls you cracked are still thinking of youCan't have shit in America these daysCan't even have kino of jews getting blown up with missiles bc gullible iranians want to negotiateSmdh
>>533686882From my estimates with Claude, it says it should be later in the weekend:>Bush was rounding the Cape of Good Hope around April 14-16. Last confirmed position was northbound off Madagascar as of April 20-21.>Cape of Good Hope to the Persian Gulf the long way — up the east coast of Africa, through the Gulf of Aden, into the Arabian Sea — is roughly 6,000-7,000 nautical miles depending on exact routing.>At a sustained 25 knots that's about 10-12 days of travel.>From April 14-16 that puts arrival in the CENTCOM AOR around April 24-28. This weekend to early next week. The "this weekend" estimate from the /pol/ thread is on the optimistic end. Monday-Tuesday might be more realistic depending on actual speed and routing.>The AIS going dark is still your signal — when marinetraffic loses her that means she's entered the operational zone and gone radio silent
>lol
>>533686533Forgive me my brothers, I would breed with this one
>>533686974You need to stop conflating every negative thing with “ muh leftists, muh Marxist’s “ when capitalist billionaire Jews are the problem
>>533686536He really removed the Sec. of Navy? Embarrassing.
>>533686819It was a flash spike, algos freaked out when Tehran tested their sirens.
>>533686948I'm sure it is. But no real MAGA supporter would use that format of meme.
>>533686519>>533686423>Iran develops submarine tanker fleet, uses the 60% Uranium for the nuclear reactor
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>>533687051
>>533687062He knows, he just a shill it problaby is the same guy that was accusing everyone of being share blue like 2 weeks ago or whatever.
>>533686882>Nimitz in ValparaisoISRAEL, YOU FORGOT YOUR GOLEMS HERE. TAKE THEM AWAY PLEASE
>>533687010stop posting on this website
>>533687222Based zoomer
>>533687062What? Before leftist just straight up did the meme of ripping off right/ MAGA memes over these past few months, they just made their targets look ugly. Childish humor, as I pointed out before. /ugh/ is still full of that example.
>>533687062Miggers have begun to pay the "it's anyone but the kikes!" Game, along with discrediting the NSDAP and AH. I've noticed an uptick in this recently, as if they are trying to steer people away from TKD.
>>533687346Even the Russians hate you.
>>533687372I went to /ptg/ a couple of months ago and they assured me everything trump did was 4-D chess to get rid of israel influence on the US. I bet even that has changed now
>>533686823so IRGC is just gonna starve iran to death?
>>533687512>>533687225Hello, trannies.
>>533687346Like, really see you for what you are.
>>533687088https://x.com/Politakes1/status/2047144500829499615
>>533686974They use visual mockery because they can’t argue the truth. Their whole ideology is a walking violation of Occam’s Razor and it’s nowhere more obvious than here
>>533687598Thats the new plan. Bomb are too expensive
>>533687608Ukraine can use your body to absorb bullets.
>>533687604Why? I denounce the Talmud and I don't support Ukraine lol. I just read your previous post, my bad.
>>533686882Why are chileans such cucks
>>533687598You think that Iran imports most of its food? Believe it or not, the little that they import is grain from Russia delivered over the Caspian Sea.
>>533687822Yeah. I'm shocked more people haven't called them out on this in the past.As I pointed out before, only in the past few months have they really just ripped off right-wing/ MAGA memes by simply swapping flags, faces, or literally adding a MAGA cap.
>>533687822>id blurredlmao>leftistare these leftists in the room with us? i just have a fucking soul and don’t much abide hamburger’d toddlers as a matter of coursewhy do you all talk like pit viper wearing sign-flippers?
>>533687946went to a pretty sick deathmetal bar in chile a few years back, wasn't bad
>>533686882All these carriers and yet nothing changes. They are so far away they require refuelers which makes their entire purpose pointless.
>>533688048did you try the cream sauce? have a negroni? two maybe?
>>533687588>I went to /ptg/ a couple of months agoI could never. I've already caught them declaring israel our greatest ally like we've gone back in time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoney_WarAre we reliving the Phoney War?
>>533688178Its fascinating watching its evolution over the years into Israels strongest foothold in /pol/
>>533687062Although that's true, leftists are a thing and they also hate you / themselves. There's nothing wrong with attacking their ways.
>>533688257>Its fascinating watching its evolution over the years into Israels strongest foothold in /pol/and it's been here for over 10 years now. It's only getting worse and worse here.
>>533688159we ate at some restaurant that made really good hotdogs with mayo on them, which i was opposed to until it tried, to drunk watched some futbal. fun times
>>533686533aren't the Houthis already stopping israeli ships?>>533687051you can still save her, anon.she has extremely low self esteem she claimed a famous fitness trainer raped her.>Senior Hamas official Osama Hamdan in an interview with the Hezbollah-linked Mayadeen TV said yesterday that one of the Israeli hostages underwent plastic surgery after her release because she thought she might not have been attractive enough to have been sexually assaulted.https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/hamas-official-freed-hostage-got-plastic-surgery-thinking-she-wasnt-pretty-enough-to-have-been-assaulted/>Tel Aviv District prosecutors closed the case against the trainer, in his 30s, whose name is barred from publication, due to a “lack of witnesses” and not due to a lack of confidence in Schem,” a source with knowledge of the details told the Walla news site.https://www.timesofisrael.com/prosecutors-close-case-against-trainer-accused-of-rape-by-ex-hostage-mia-schem/pic related isn't real but it's funny.
>>533688026Retard miggers worried about memes while the Epstein war rages on
>>533688205>included action in the SaarlandI don't think India intends to involve itself directly given the physical interference of Pakistan between them and Iran
>>533688348>underwent plastic surgery after her release because she thought she might not have been attractive enough to have been sexually assaulted.Holy fuck, that's insane
>>533688260I don't hate him
>>533688363>while the Epstein war rages onSpeaking of, any updates? Explosions were just drills? Sneedfire still on, still gay?
>>533686536>Caoshit is getting real
>>533688446KEK
>>533688509The Iran attacking ships was real the attacks on Iran were once again fake and gay. Ww3 monitor is such a lying faggot which is why they spam him.
>>533688509Situation normal, you're still a faggot
>>533688593>The Iran attacking shipsI missed this, qrd?
>>533687871Russians don't get close enough to fire bullets retard. They get droned 50km away. Try to keep up.
>>533684424>>SomaliaDoesn't even have a working Navy. It's a failed state kept alive because Anarchy is worse
>>533688620>you're still a faggotThank G-d!
>>533688773go back to ugh or chug or just shut up, hohol
>>533688778It has a lot of pirates, and an angry government willing to help Iran due to israel recognition of somaliland
>>533688773>>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug
>>533686536He's there to stop the Iranian warlocks who are using their magic fields to seal the Hormussy
>>533688827Somalia isn't really capable of doing anything strategic unless they decide to risk their own necks harassing a carrier group.
>>533688534I was going to ask how Cao Cao would have dealt with Iran, but then I realized he would have used the initial negotiations to suckerpunch Israel instead
>>533688905They could scam israel out of all their shekels! The greatest threat to any jew!
>>533684573somali pirates with neither a state nor a proper navy can seize ships.
>>533688905carrier groups are scared of these guys, now imagine angry somalians and houthis teaming up
>>533688817Fuck you. Fucking Jew.
>>533684871Just stop! IDF is the most ass backwards bunch of dysgenic retards ever to wear a uniform. FFS they wear diapers!
>>533688866Fuck you too. Another fucking Jew.
>>533688348last I knew she was raped by the fitness kike, so he was innocent after all?TOP KEK
>>533688739>Panama's foreign ministry has condemned "in the strongest terms" the seizure of Panamanian-flagged ship by Iran on Wednesday. >The MSC Francesca, which is Italian-owned, was one of two vessels seized by Iranian forces in the Strait of Hormuz after being shot at by a gunboat, according to the UK Maritime Trade Operations (UKMTO). >The other ship was a Greek-owned vessel called the Epaminondas.
>>533688348>aren't the Houthis already stopping israeli ships?nope, they fired some missiles a couple of weeks ago, and most of them were intercepted. but the closure of Bab al-Mandab is not yet a thing. israel recognized somaliland's independence earlier in january. it's significant geopolitical leverage for israel if they build some bases there>https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/15/israel-appoints-first-ambassador-to-somaliland
>>533688739Speed boats went out attacked 3 ships. 2 were seized. Claim was Israeli assets and hidden transponder faggots who fucked around and found out Iran can in fact still find them.
>>533689049Indeed. However, I vaguely remember hearing something about the yids building bases in Somaliland. So between those and the carrier, it's looking like a fair fight
>>533689198All ships bound for Israel or the us are attacked. Every single one which is why the carrier went around.
>>533689156This poor girl can't get raped by anyone!
Sand niggers going down patriots, The nights will be as bright as the day as the fires of dead sand niggers light the sky. The dead will be lucky. The living will have their skin melts off from the effects of the nuclear blasts, and the ones who try to escape from sand nigger kingdom will be blasted off the wall as they try to escape. We have caught head sand nigger known as the supreme leader and he is on a plane to Washington tonight where General Milley will cook him up tomorrow night for a dinner here at the White House. His new pussy will be served to Democrats attending the function. DJT
>>533689169Neat, anyone do anything beyond strongly worded tweets?
>>533689138I plowed your mom jokes would be inapproriate in this case.
>>533689169It's about time shipping was brought into this century. No more shady flags, no more registered here and there.Owners name. Owners address. Owners flag.
>>533689254miggers cant meme
>>533689200Based, get rekt. What part of "pool's closed" did they not understand
>>533689229Maybe there's still hope for a happy ending to her saga
>>533689169>Told they cannot pass>Seized in an area where they would have ignored that statement to reach
>>533689200they should yoink empty tankers and fill em up so they dont have to close their wells lolbe a good lad and give them a small cut while you're at it
>>533689228yeah, i'm with you on that. however, i'm pointing to a full blockade, be it on israeli/us ships or not, yet no full blockade has been executed or is in place. still, they continue to attack ships that are bound for Iisrael/america or flying israeli or american flags
>>533689370Well yemen plays it on the cuff. IDF they draw to much attention they would get invaded they are not as well established as Lebanon where Iran can aid them. They only strike Israel and us assets. Not global.
>>533689433Not sure if those are random rats or isreali suckers. Probably the former.
Someone needs to strike this faggot. Like I want Iran to make a drone with an anti air heat seeking missile on it. Didn't even matter if the drone is blown up once it launches just make it a mobile anti air unit that will take planes loitering out. It would wreck the Israeli plans so hard.
ceasefire still holding?? when does iran sign...
>>533689198>>533689370i thought Houthis were better. my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>533689545Never until america withdraws from the middle east.
>>533689343Imagine she goes to jeetlandia as a last resort, "surely those apes wouldn't be able to resist me!" and they pass her up for a near by lizard or some pile of shit. How crushed would she be, kek
>>533684686really? Somalian pirates had antiship missiles and screened out a carrier strike group to a distance or 1000km?I wasn't aware... oh wait, no they didn't!
>>533689537A ukie anti drone interceptor would take that down.
>>533689537>Like I want Iran to make a drone with an anti air heat seeking missile on it.Yeah that seems like an obvious next step.
>>533689589maybe we do that and start in on that shithole your in
>>533689548I've been low spirits all day since the resistance didn't take the initiative with the end of the ceasefire. I know war is bad and all, but prolonging things will just make it worse. USrael's attack is coming, why wait around for it?
>>533684573Dude, Somalis were able to seize cargo ships on rafts.
>airlines canceling flights>Asian allies rationingDoes this retard realize what he's doing to us for a nation of ingrates?
>>533689537Iran doesn't want to be the one who violates the ceasefire because it would look bad. and if hostilities don't resume they probably win anyway
>>533689698You will be so fucked to even attempt get a consolation prize
>>533689734Populace is to stupid they think the contract futures is the actual oil price. Nobody seems to understand they ris severe lack of inventory right now and it's getting worse. US can't use the trash fracking shale oil. They need heavy sludge oil.
>>533689742hostilities WILL resume, the master won't let's its golem back out of this, the more time wasted the more the enemy can prepare for the next step
>>533685014Beautiful
>>533688534tomorrow morning at the white house>BAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
>>533689809Everyone is just looking for strike targets right now. Lebanon is also why Iran is taking it slow.
>>533688052it's not completely pointless -- it's bringing up fresh, non fatigued troops and airframes with less wear and tear than the ones that have been running sorties for the first six weeks of Epic Fury.but it is *mostly* pointless. the bottleneck here is sortie rate which as anon points out is determined by refuelers and can't be increased by bringing in additional airframes.
>>533689801Are we going from 109 to 110 after this with a side to total migger disenfranchisement?
Shitskin bros, are you still winning?
>>533689809Iran is also capable of preparing. if hostilities resume in May the Americans will be targeted by air defense, drones and ballistic missiles that were assembled in April. It's not clear to me that the USraelis are capable of faster build-up, in the short term, than the Iranians are. and in the meantime the strait is still closed.
>>533689433>they are not as well established as Lebanon where Iran can aid themi partially agree. But their fighters aren't just fanatics, they're closer to the japanese in ww2 than Iran is today. they wear sandals and robes, but they are extremely lethal. a quick look at history tells you that>they would get invadedthat would be extremely difficult if it's a ground invasion
>>533689995Yes.
>>533689198>israel recognized somaliland's independencemore like they invented somaliland.just think about the name "somaliland", could'nt they came with a name that at least sounds not synthetic?
>>533690029
>>533690065True. I guess I'm just hawkish after being spoiled for a month
>>533689708the only cope i can think of is they're waiting for the US to be unable to project power globally anymore so they'll be able to deal with jews easily and without the risk of getting a gorillion nukes sent their way since israel doesn't have as many nukes.but it would take a lot more time for the US to stop being a global superpower so cucking out now is just kicking the can down the road and Iranians should know this so it seems they're just running out of long ranged missiles.i hope i trun out wrong.
>>533690186>the name "somaliland"You can thank Nigel for that gem
Oi, when will that "retaliate soon" for the seizure of an Iranian tanker happen? It’s been 4 days now.
>>533688888Based quints.You know there is something wrong with American when you can get arrested and put on trial for tearing down satanic symbolism.
>>533690238They played a big role in the huge venezuelan emigration a few years ago.
>>533689537>adsyou can install extensions on Firefox android so you can have uBlock Origin.
>>533690286the Iranians seized a couple of tankers today
>>533689548they're following their leaders' word in iran. they won't do anything unless they get the green light. but a total closure of bab al-mandab would be catastrophic. it's basically a clone of the evergreen blockage in the suez sanal, like putting a gun to europe's headperhaps that's why they won't totally close it. if they did, they would simply push europe to stand against them (the axis of iran), compared to simply closing only hormuz, which is mainly just for oil. any goods coming from asia, e.g., china and east asia, would skip all the madness and directly pass through bab al-mandab and the suez canaliran seems to know what it's doing
>>533690384That’s it? I thought they were supposed to retaliate against US. Kek
>>533690074here, have the banan edit.
>>533690385Houthis can’t close shit because Iran no longer has the planes to send them shit. Another muzzie cope shuttered. Kek
>>533690385they need to completely stop israeli ships not just attack them.the rest of the world can pass through.
>>533690630USA's carries are circling Africa because they are afraid of the houthis lmao. Thats like 10000 km more.
>>533690649give them a days vworth of manufacturing shaeed drones and the strait closes
>>533690630>Retard is unaware that houthis now run the government and all planes in yemen are theirs
>>533690804nah the middle east would never hand over the government to extremists
>>533690385As bessent has said many now seek to exchange in yuan. US is basically the lose rof this war.
We're coming up to 60 days. Will the troops go home then?
>>533690892Very obvious and predictable outcome. Which means either all the people in charge are total retards, or it's intentional to hurt the US, but either way it hurts the US.
>>533690509>Us grabs one tanker>Iran grabs 3Lmao
>>533690385also, it seems that egypt has some kind of behind-the-scenes intel support for iran, even though egypt openly and publicly condemns the attacks on the gcc, where we get all the P4P money that the kikes and americans give to the GCC (sisi is a yahudi, he can outplay netanyahu himself). so that perhaps explains why iran/yemen didn't attack egypt, even though they fully cover 80% of egypt's landmass. they attacked cyprus before, and have already attacked all arab countries except maybe syria, as syria is most probably helping hezbollah. if they did close bab al-mandab, it would be a disaster for egypt. so that's maybe the reason why they haven't done it yet, or perhaps won't do it
>>533690724Naturally, why risk it? If they do have some missiles left it may be enough to damage one ship but not to permanently close the strait.
>>533690524kek, i made that
>>533690960Egypt hates Israel. I can't imagine why.
>>533689140Where is this? Don't see anything for Tuapse..
>>533690952>US grabs one IRANIAN tanker.>Iran can’t do shit and chimps out on its neighbors
>>533684871>coffintank seethingwe got an escapee, back into the coffintank you goand then onto rambam hospital for your amputationhttps://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/israel-largest-tank-losses-40yrs-ambushes-21-merkava
>>533691039Ai. You can notice oddities of trucks passing and cars.
>>533690991noice
Iran's economy is completely being strangled and they can't do SHIT to the US
>>533690967they didn't need missiles to close the pond the last time.
>>533690944Ideally everyone involved in this administration goes to jail, or better yet gets deported to Tel Aviv to live in fear of getting droned for the rest of their days.
>>533691061-3 tankers+1 tankerAllies? The fuck are you smoking lmao
>>533691120>us psyops seethe shilling6 months to clear mineshow long has your shit economy got left?6 weeks?
>>533690917Depends on how apocalyptic the economic numbers look and how many Republicans are true believers or fear Trump more than being blamed for this economic crisis.
>>533691120>Claim 1000000 of I win as the clock keeps ticking
>>533690804It’s sad how unoriginal and lazy glowniggers have become>Houthies in Yemen >IRGC in Iran >Hezbollah in Lebanon >hamas in Gaza It's the same goddamn script used and abused. Fucking boring homos.
>>533691169>>533691198cope and seetheit's iran's economy you should really be worried about
>>533684573Threaten dones and rockets if they don't comply. Complying involves dropping down a ladder so they can board you. They could probably see still do it without the drones, but it makes it a lot easier then how the somalis do it.
Now that the "pissfire" is expired, when will Iran LA BIMBA Tel'Aviv again??
>>533691346I'm more worried about the economy where I am since gas jumped +40% in two months and it's getting (more) expensive to live.
>>533691346why? they've been under sanctions and blockades for like 40 years.
>>533691169It likely less than that.
What's that Mr ambassador?You've lost ANOTHER refinery?
>>533691387>gas jumped +40% in two monthsHello from CA, HI fag!>tfw filling up for less than $6/gal is a good day lmaooooo fuck trump
>>533686052But enough missiles for drills? Lots of loose ends in the current arc. Personally, I think Mossad is getting liquidated under cover of cease-fire. Trump getting revenge for fucking America.
>>533691387Trump doesn't care. Shortages, global famine, hyperinflation are a small price to keep Israel safe.
>>533691387gas was more expensive under Biden and the economy surived>>533691397never had a physical blockadethe US even stopped China/Iran linked boats and the Chinamen didn't do SHIT
>>533686423All these slick stealth designs are made of fiberglass. Nigerian pirates could take one of these.
>>533691545>gas was more expensive under BidenBut it was cheap in January and then Trump started a war that he didn't have any reason to start and now it's expensive.
>>533691436>fucking the world supply even more thoroughlyThanks mr kikelomsky
>>533691148>that faceCouldn’t they at least have found someone with a less faggy physiognomy? Goddamn, who’s the casting director? This shit is fucking gay.
>>533686584Cry harder brown faggot!
>>533691545>a physical blockadeextremely expensive for the USA, that doesn't really works.
>>533691585The GOP never met an economy they couldn't wait to destroy
>>533691613Putin should have stayed home and trump should have stayed out of Iran. Simple as.
>>533691628Clowns don't make me cry kiddo.
>>533691120>iran wants to have the full right to enrich uranium, keep the enriched uranium it already has, have full authority over hormuz without giving any shares to the us, and probably end the existence of israel>the us wants iran to give up its enriched uranium, not enrich for the next 20 years, take cuts from the revenue made by passage through hormuz, keep its bases in the GCC, and protect israel to the last american soldieri don't know how on earth they can agree on anything based on those facts. but this war has two endings. either a nuclear bomb on iran, which will have catastrophic consequences and won't simply end the war or make iran subservient, because at that very point, america will become a target for decades or centuries to come (muslims aren't like the japanese cucks). or the us will agree to iran's demands and also establish israel on the 1967 borders, which israel will never agree to. that's like saying to it: "please lose and get humiliated."lots to happen soon brah
>>533691628Miggers have caused an oil crisis worse than the 70s because they couldn't stop brainlessly sipping for Israel like Nixon.
>>533689537That's been done before, I think it was the Russians that literally taped an Igla to a Geran
>>533687003Destruction of the Zionist Cartel.
>>533691680>and probably end the existence of israelStop. I can only get so erect.
>>533691545>He thinks gas was more expensive under BidenLmao.
>>533691618He is incredible shut your mouth. There is a literal army of kikes trying to find him.
>>533691680The best possible thing Trump can do now is withdraw, give Iran everything they want, tell the American public that we won (most won't know any different), congratulate the US military on being the biggest and best in the world for all time, and shrug at Bibi when he gets mad.Trump will get the best outcome, Iran will get the best outcome, Israel will get whatever they can keep of Lebanon, and I will get cheaper gas.
I’ve heard that the new glorious supreme leader is in recovery mode. Is it true?
>>533691680Reality will be Gulf states shift away from us and us is expelled from the region. Short of some unknown factor that is the end result right now.
>>533691707Remote activated manpad. Sure drown crashes after launch but it's cheap as shit and likely not hard to do.
What's that Mr ambassador?You've lost ANOTHER chemical plant too?
>>533689274Why not, I plowed yours. More like a plap plap but you get the point. Cheers!
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>>533691876Just launch from a drone boat. Ukies have taken down plenty russhit jets and helis this way. Old news.
>>533692038I don't think they have that kind of range.
>>533691766>He is incredibleOh, Ok, back up there homo! Take it easy.
>>533691387Work overtime and quit complaining like a boomer.
>>533691675Yet here you are crying.
>>533691690Nixon hated Jews, that's why they pushed him out. And today is nothing like the 70's oil crisis. Cope, seethe, cry.
>>533690991this >>533691111 (checked)
