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India today purchased a large amount of Urea at nearly TRIPLE the cost they paid last time, this is despite them being the largest purchaser of Urea on the planet which usually means you get the cheapest bids.

But on to the good news! The Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed for the next 6 months at a minimum! Which puts it way passed the July 1st planting season requirement for Hundreds of millions of shitjeets to starve to death!

Once those plants go in the yields are pretty much locked in for September, looking at between 50 - 70% reduction in yields for Rice and Wheat which will instantly bankrupt TENS OF MILLIONS of farmers all across SEA and in INDIA and AFRICA.

All I wanted this year was for mountains of dead emaciated jeet corpses to be livestreamed to my phone and I got it! THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP!
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>>533684428
Canada must take 50 million jeets to prevent this from happening
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>>533684428
You do realise this just means """refugees""" from this crisis will flood into the West, yes?
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>>533684428
>be world’s top exporter of shit
>can’t be world’s top importer of piss anymore
>starve due to lack of piss
>no piss equals no poo
uhuh..
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>>533684487
Only 50 million? There are billions of starving helpless children anon- Canada must therefore accept at *least* 300 million rape-capable poopjeet males.
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>>533684428
How do India depopulators plan on solving the reincarnation problem?
Jeets die and reincarnate as another jeet, sometimes as two smaller jeets.

I'm not joking, this is a serious problem.
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>>533684582
its an untapped market i heard, selling poop in a piss-fuelled world
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>>533684428
>TRIPLE the cost
wait till they find out no matter how much they pay, they won't be able to get it because of trump and jared's market manipulation.
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>>533684748
Implement a queue system
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>>533684428
>India needs to import urea
Just stop drinking piss
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>>533684748
>sometimes as two smaller jeets
I knew it
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>>533684428
>they pay more, and still get it
the free market at work.
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>>533684780
>those aren’t piss glasses you’re wearing
So that’s why everything’s yellow all the time
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>>533684428
I was told there wouldn't be fertilizer available, why are they still able to buy?
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>>533684815
wtf i love trump now.
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>India is top importer of pee

This is a simulation. The world can't be this funny.
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>>533684428
WE NEEED 1000 MILLION INDIANS IN USA RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

IT IS A FUCKING CATASTROPHE CAUSED BY USA!
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>>533684512
No one will take them
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I will care when it’s a billion otherwise it matters nothing
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>>533684885
They bought it from somewhere else for Triple the cost
Next time it will be 6X the cost and so on and so forth and every time the cost inputs for farmers will increase as well and if India attempts to print money to subsidize the cost it will weaken the Indian Ruppee which will make it exponentionally more expensive to buy from international markets, as international markets use the US Dollar and the weaker the Rupee is the more Rupees it takes to convert into dollars.
They did not buy enough to cover even a fraction of the planting season btw
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>>533684748
If you eliminate all the indians you cant reincarnate as an indian
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>>533684428
It might be something mentally.
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>>533684428
I remember over the years seeing Indians laugh about the Bengali famine or whatever
It made no sense to me because those bengali people are literally Indian
So now that this Indian famine is happening does this mean other types of Indians are going to laugh about it like retards 50 years from now?
What a dumb group of faggots, lol
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>>533684428
It’s funny that jeets, who fanatically support Israel, will suffer the most because of its actions
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It won't make a dent. 25 million Indians are born every year. They account for one-fifth of the world's births.
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>>533684622
No doubt we will.
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>>533684748
jeets are becoming too honorable
back in my day they reincarnated as cockroaches
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>>533685038
Are the Northeastern Indian girls going to be okay? Do they need me?
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>>533684428

>just 2 more weeks times twelve
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>>533685354
Hey if thats not a VPN what do you think about your foreign minister basically saying that he supports imposing fees on ships transiting through the Strait of Malacca today?
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they will cannibalize each other
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>>533684974
Hilarious joke, bro. Our governments would gladly replace us all with servile jeets if they could.
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>>533685213
The people in your pic are more related to south east asians than indians. They just happen to live in India
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India bros is it over?
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>>533684428
Don't that have a lot of shit to eat?
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>>533685511
they*
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>>533684428
Do Indians not know thst you can literally make urea? I mean, of all the countrues in the world I would expect that they would have this in the bag ...
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>we will see jam boy cannibalistic sacrifices explode in our lifetime
Holy shit
>>533685511
This
They should survive only off of shit and piss
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>>533685012
No you god damn amateur, they just phase back in, have you even studied their reincarnation lore?
The Samsara aqueous barrier is dynamic, it doesn't shift polarities on a per-soul basis like the Astral Realm or Limbo, it just absorbs and reshapes the soul in one motion. This means THERE IS NO QUANTITY LIMITATION.
Do you understand?! We could kill them all with an orbital strike laser and they'd just phase right back in. Yeah they'd be different jeets wearing different football jerseys and looney toons tank tops, but the biomass would be identical to the previous cohort.

We'd have to contain them in some kind of hermetic plasma dome, and then launch that into space. As long as we fill it with true Indian soil, then the Samsara just recycles them into the same location (it can't tell it's not on Earth). Thus, as they starve and die, they are reborn into the same plasma dome. As long as we launch it with enough velocity, and aim it for dark regions of space, they'll never gravity loop back.
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send all indians in west to help
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>>533685610
We can test it to see if their metaphysics is correct
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>>533684582
Fun fact: most of fertilizer in poo comes from pee.
t. sciencefag
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>>533685869
Why does dog pee kill grass? Too concentrated?
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>>533685869
Piss must be fascinating stuff.
It's fertilizer, has been used to make explosives, it makes medication for roasties going through menopause (Premarin), and it's even been used as an ingredient in shampoos.
Still fuckin' gross, though.
I wonder just how many industrial uses there are for piss?
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>>533684428
Nice, now Pajeets are brought here because of crisis.
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>>533684428
Europe will be blessed with hundreds of millions of refugees. Praise Allah!
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>>533686975
Exactly, it burns the grass.
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>>533684428
Nothing is going to happen
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Death to india
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>>533684512
I doubt it, jeet fatigue is at an all time high.
Best just to let them all starve and keep it out of the news.
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>>533687755
It’s powerful stuff it concentrates human metabolism byproducts. NPK around 20-1-2.5 but should he watered down substantially. For a while I kept a piss jug by the bed so I could just lean over and go in it at night. Then I would dump the full jugs in the compost pile where they would accelerate decomposition. But it weirded out my wife too much so I stopped.
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>>533684428
>Amazon bans came of the saints
>read this headline
>perhaps this is an explanation
MFW
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>>533684974
Going great so far.
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>>533684428
Why don't they just pray and pay tribute to their piss god?
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>>533684428
billons must die
looking at you - pajeets and chinks
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>>533684428
Planned
the world is sick of them
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Trump is like a modern day Mao / Stalin. So based but for Browns outside the usa lol
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>>533684428
>india's clear
>jews in
Hahahaha
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>>533684512
>You do realise this just means """refugees""" from this crisis will flood into the West, yes?
Not this time, you fucked around and now it is finding out time. You should NEVER have abused stuent visa and refugee programes and behaved like scamming rapey animals. Was on public transport today, quiet, a retarded jeet sarts playing his bollywood noise aloud on his mobile, an ol lady asked him to stop, he turned it off until she sat down and started again everyone there wanted him dead. If there were no cameras he would have been beaten to death.
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>>533684974
this
even the suggestion of it would start a full blown rebellion here
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>>533689955
you shoulda poured out on your wife.
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>>533690022
i've been wanting to watch this for a bit, is it worth the watch? I heard it's mostly like a porno with a plot.



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