23M, just became Homeless half an hour agoI'm confident that i can weather through this, the issue is i live in a shithole where we nothing happened, had no shelters and i lost contact with my friends, how do i thrive /pol/
>>533688174Sell meth
>>533688174>IndonesiaJust build one of those huts over the water on sticks like all you weird ethnic people have
>>533688174>Homeless>posting on /pol/how retarded are you, anon?
>>533688234Got no meth here Goldstein>>533688250I couldn't stand the bugs
>>533688372Are you in Jakarta or what?
>>533688174Move to Bangkok and become a ladyboy sugar baby for rich white farang, it's the only way for SEAmonkeys to succeed in today's world.
>>533688350>how retarded are you, anon?
>>533688174how tight is your busse?
>>533688174Go to the islands like Bali and shack up with hippies for a couple years
>>533688174Whats your paypal. Ill send you a crisp $20
>Rent in Indonesia varies by location and luxury, typically costing $170–$360/month for a 1-bedroom apartment in cities like Jakarta and $400–$1,050/month in popular Bali areas. Local, basic accommodation can be found for as low as $40–$100/month, while premium villas or city-center high-rises often exceed $1,000/month. Save money, sell unnecessary belongings. Maybe set up a Patreon and AI generate furry porn. Maybe AI generate a fake OnlyFans girl. You'll be fine.
>>533688174If I was playing Minecraft and did not wish to play on that Minecraft server anymoreGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
>>533688594Edit: only cus you’re a muslim.Jazakallah khair
Is getting a job truly that impossible
>>533688671Probably in Indonesia.
>>533688174Can you live as a farmhand for a while until you find a job? Do you have any studies to get a job?
>>533688174you might have to suck a cock or two to keep the lights on bro
You can open a shop on Etsy and sell cheap handicrafts to westoids for big money. Live well.
>>533688174>aagh, it's such a shithole here. what will I do?
>>533688174>how do i thrive /pol/Have you tried sucking dick? Should be a fag in the room that will take you home. Ask.
>>533688594>>533688643Don't have a Paypal, Brother>>533688748I got experience with informatics through my shitty dad and don't hate the job, it's just finding these folks will be complicated
>>533688174>Indonesiago to your grandmother's house
>>533688174Alright. You need access to food, shelter, hygiene and information. It really depends if you are without an income on top of being homeless what you have to do. If you still get money - buy a propane stove and a pot. This is the bases of your cheap food. Soups, noodles, stew's etc. many places sell off food on the cheap at the end of the day, soon to expire stuff is on a discount etc. now shelter - it really depends on location and climate, a basic sleeping bag under some overpass or better still out of sight park spot - where you can sneak in and out might to the trick. If not, travel places like airports, train stations and the like tolerate people sleeping on the benches as it is assumed you are a traveler waiting for a connection, just look like one.Hygiene - a gym membership, you need to be clean if you want to find a job and eventually rent a place. Internet or information - most fast food places have free internet you can use. It is needed to research your problems based on your local conditions. Search for charities, second hand clothes, laundry services etc. you need to look acceptable to up your chances to get reintegrated in society, as no one would give a chance to an actual scruffy hobbo, as people would assume you’ve given up.
>>533688372Don't you have a border with Germany and Czechoslovakia?
>>533688174I bet you have a great cock
>>533688174Try tugging on your bootstraps. I hear that works.
>>533688174sleep during the day and live at night - other homeless people might try to rob you if youre asleep during the witching hours. try to sleep on trains ideally so you have somewhere warm-ish to be for a couple hours if possible. a sleeping bag is a must. don't get wet. get a gym pass if possible for showers and comfort and something to do because you'll have a lot of time to waste. find somewhere to be asap and find a job whatever it is waiter bartender retail i don't care just get to work
>>533688174>I don’t have friendsPeople WILL help out people who really need help irl. Get off of 4chan and start approaching people who can help you more than 4chan.
Oh nvmd youre 23
>>533688174you have to suck my dick if you stay with me.
>>533689032also you might wanna carry some kinda gas, knoife or knuckle dusters. buy a lot of socks. go to a food bank or a church for help
>>533688874If you can make it to a beach somehow:Get your hands on a metal detector and dig up valuables. I don't care how you do it, beg for money, look in junkyards, just find one that works. Sell them on the road side in a busy place. Buy a machete for the assholes that try to steal your shit from you. Find a hiding place to sleep at night where you can store all your loot. Focus on buying a suitcase where you can store your gold, silver, money- etc. Handcuff that shit to your wrist while you sleep. Hide the key in a false pocket in your shoe. When you have enough, open a bank account and put the money into the bank account so no one can steal it from you. Keep stacking money, only spend money on survival- nothing else. No useless shit. Once you have enough money- buy an Indonesian house somewhere cheap. See if you can find a job, do your research on where you will buy the cheapest shelter available and figure out who you need to talk to to figure out how to get a job there to pay the bills. Who knows what hoops you will have to go to or who you will have to become friends with. Just do it.
>>533689225He said he needed help not Animal Crossing gamefaqs
>>533689098I’ll do it. And I don’t even need a place!
>>533689281Tourists and beach goers lose valuable shit on beaches ALL the time. If you search in places that other people don't YOU WILL find valuables which ARE worth money no matter what country you live in or what your economic situation is. Obviously the best beaches are places where rich people visit, so resorts and next to hotels and motels and shit. It would work and he would totally sell enough shit to buy the essentials in: >>533688913It's not a bad start..
>>533688174>sads mikkelsenwhat are the laws on squatting there? like go into a place that nobody is using and stay there? https://warsawhouse.org/en/star-en/you can also go there hahaseriously, i just looked this up in a few seconds>Poland has a network of homeless shelters operated by municipalities and non-governmental organizations (NGOs), with the latter providing approximately 67–80% of shelter places depending on the year. The system includes night shelters, warming centers, homeless hostels, and specialized shelters with care services for individuals requiring partial assistance due to illness or disability. >Key Features and AccessEligibility: Shelters are generally reserved for individuals in a crisis of homelessness who lack stable housing or registration. Access is often coordinated through District Social Welfare Centers (OPS).>Requirements: Many shelters, particularly those run by charities like St. Brother Albert’s Aid Society or Caritas, enforce sobriety rules, prohibiting residents from being under the influence of alcohol or drugs.>Services: Facilities provide beds, warm meals, hygiene access, and therapeutic support for addiction and social reintegration. Some modernized shelters, such as the one in Kalisz, also accommodate people with disabilities. Geographic Distribution: Major cities like Warsaw, Wrocław, Gdańsk, and Poznań have multiple facilities, including specialized shelters for women, single mothers, families with children, and LGBTQ+ youth (e.g., Warsaw House Foundation). so it looks like there are lots of social services, you just need to access them. if you are not in a place with this government office you need to travel to a place that has one. that is the main thrust, it's up to you to work out the details.
>>533688174Catch a train to France then jump the channel and you'll live like a king unclogging dunnies, sorted
>>533689225>>533689398I remember my English courses on Jogja and pretty sure i've had contact with some foreign folks on our weekly meets (they're Christian missionary, i think), the issue is i've had no contact with them for years>>533689711Kek, you devilish fuck
>>533688174What drugs are you addicted to, you left that part out
>>533689887Nah we don't do drugs here, I also don't smoke or drinks including coffee
>>533688874start go fund me and buy a ticket to manchester englandyou will find your dreams there
>>533689855They aren't gonna save you, you have to save yourself. I don't know where you would find a metal detector where you are- but just find one, make it to a beach and get started. Maybe you find nothing your first day, maybe you have to go to a different beach. Maybe you get kicked out, maybe I'm retarded and there are no beaches in Indonesia, I don't know. I'm just saying it's not the worst idea in the world if you actually persistently execute it. You have a lot of time, as long as you can find water, shelf stable food and something to sleep under you can use all your time finding valuables if you can just make it to a place like a beach, where people lose them all the time. Just don't do drugs.. don't get addicted to shit. You already have to find water and food and a place to sleep and that's enough problems already. It wouldn't even suck that bad besides being outside all the time. But you're gonna be outside all the time anyways. You are homeless.
>>533688372>couldn't stand the bugsAre you retarded?Theyll be worse if youre homeless
>>533690232Nah, i'm just talking about the shelter shit, idk if i should took your advice since i fucking hate sand and especially digging, but thanks for caring anon
>>533688174>23M, just became Homeless half an hour agoReddit is that way
>>533688350I let the homeless guys at work use my phone for 5 bucks an hour. They mainly post on 4chan and try to install viruses.
>>533690309Of course i do, i also preffer not living on a shack in the middle of mud water>>533690375I'm too lazy at making Reddit account
>>533688174Visit one of the many mosques in your area. Bathrooms to wash and stay clean, a place to stay in during the day (and night if the mosques in your city are open 24/7), and you could probably work there as a groundskeeper or something.You can also try finding people there who'll help you find a job.
>>533690329>i fucking hate sand and digging You sound like the Americans here who just want to give up too. Don't give up! Sometimes life is hard. https://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE
>>533690459Go to Aceh and find the jade rock?
>>533688174Congratulations!
>>533688174Make a list and start to check down on it.Reconnect with friends if you can. You dont have to start convo that way but it may get brought up. I know many people get to this moment and get embarrassed or wont go there but you need to lower your standards fast.Find something you can eat for cheap and healthy. Bread, cheese, peanuts.Hygiene is important especially if you want a job. We have parks here to use showers. Theres also 24 hr gyms you can use theirs if you pay. If you look homeless people will treat you like an outcast. I've seen homeless people in business suits that got much better results cause they could change their mindset. Plus it convinces people theyre not a drug user which most homeless here have drug problems or mental illness. That also means its best to trim the neckband.For US if I was homeless again id just get a car to use for work and set up a bed in it to have as a station for stuff and sleep. If you can lower your standards you can live in your car without falling into despair and self pity. Id get a prius for myself. Its the most reliable small car and since its a hatchback its easy to sleep in.Boredom will hit. Find a new way of enjoying things. Library's free and a warm spot to hang out.
>>533688174Come live with me bro, we can get blazed and play COD
>>533690084Why not Australia? He can build a raft and paddle there in a couple days.
>>533688174>IndonesiaProbably your best bet is to become a ladyboy and shack up with some white boomer from Canada.
>>533688174Go on dating site and find an older woman to date and move in.Sry, that's the fastest way to get shelter for you imo
>>533691465Is it really this easy?>asking for a concernly fren
>>533688174thats not a homeless person thats an actorif you really are though whatever you do remember the cops hate the poor most of the time unless they have a legitimate job/work the cops will ignore youthe cops will try to escalate a fake arrest or kill you in NORTH AMERICA because the COPS ARE RAN BY COMMUNIST MASON CARTEL ARAB SANDNIGGER BEANER ARAB JEW GANGS AND LYING ABOUT THIS
>>533691538No not really. An older gay man is easy though.
>>533688174Are the merchant marines still a thing?Also, steal as much shit as you can, but be smart about it.
>>533691538I see stories of boomers being catfished into giving away thousands of dollars to scammers or just older single women who are desperate to date younger men. I'm not saying scamming or taking advantage of boomers is good, but if you need to find a way to survive right now ,then might as well try
>>533688174Travel around the country burning churches, for Satan.
>>533691036queensland maybe butuk loves indonesiaindonesia loves ukshrimple
>>533691747Sorry, wrong country. I thought you were Polish.
>>533688174You may have to suck a meth heads dick a lil bit… but become friends with other homeless. Shit that is offered for free can be traded for drugs and you can work your way up .
>>533688174Godspeed, upside down Poland. Don’t take drugs to pass the time. If people you hang out with get high or drunk too much, they’ll trap you in this situation. You aren’t trapped, so Godspeed.
>>533690428>phonedo you have games on your phone?
migrate south to warmer climesi would suggest greece, you can live off clueless british and german teenage tourists who will feed you free chips and alcohol and let you have sex with them as long as you wash your clothes in the sea once every week
>>533691763>uk loves indonesia>indonesia loves uki have never met anyone from indonesia in my life and i'm probably thrice your age
>>533691977I love the UK, bonganon, Top Gear is my favorite tv show
>>533688174>homelessYou don't need a home, you just need shelter. Cardboard makes a fine shelter. Tax free, rent free, you're finally free my dude! Beg a little every day on the streets and buy food with it, that is all the work you need to do. Materialism isn't worth the struggles and headaches that modern society convinces you it is.
>>533688174you should probably trying to get a home and not starting threads.
>>533688174if you sucked only 5 cocks a day 5 days a week for $50 each that's $65,000 a year. I'd do it seems like a win-win
You could be that Indo bro who comes out of no-where (or can you afford a van) and gives a Handjob or blowjob and catch fish in the reefs for dinner sounds nice. and once the reputation get's up you'll have a regular routine of mostly blowjobs
>fake dating profile>plant drugs on date >tell cops they stole your keys>live at there place>repeat
