>Cabinet Office officials delayed telling Starmer about Mandelson vetting recommendation for almost three weeks – UK politics livehttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/apr/23/keir-starmer-peter-mandelson-vetting-cat-little-olly-robbins-vet-uk-politics-latest-news-updates>Sainsbury’s boss urges government to help ease rising energy costs for food producershttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/23/sainsburys-iran-war-impact-profits>Bibby Stockholm asylum barge contractor admits overcharging UK government £118mhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/23/bibby-stockholm-asylum-barge-corporate-travel-management-uk-government>Dippy the injured axolotl rescued from Welsh riverhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/23/dippy-injured-axolotl-welsh-river-tiktok>Olly Robbins refused to give Mandelson vetting summary to Cabinet Office, says Cat Littlehttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/23/olly-robbins-refused-mandelson-vetting-summary-cabinet-office-cat-little>Criminal gangs profiting as child sexual abuse websites double, experts sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/23/criminal-gangs-child-sexual-abuse-websites-double-report>UK looked at ways to ‘open doors’ to US chlorinated chicken, FoI request showshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
>>533702377Used to be a carvery cafe near me that did a chicken, pork, steak and stuffing sarnie with gravy It's a vape shop now
well early mate
>>533702445He has to bake every thread, if someone beats him to it, it upsets his ego massively.
Happy St. George's Day lads, from all of us Commonwealth folk
>“I can find child sexual abuse content, the worst categories, category A content, which is penetration of children as young as babies on any social media platform in as little as one search term and two clicks,” said the analyst.>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/23/criminal-gangs-child-sexual-abuse-websites-double-reportBro is self reporting, wtf.
>>533702474he's been up since 5am an allsad spacker
>>533702539Fair dinkum m8 stick an abo on the barbie and crack a cold one
>>533702563that's a kiwi
>>533702563Cheers cunt
>>533702474Being OP is a bit like having a job. Not one you get paid for or anyone cares about admittedly.
>>533702377Same guy?
>>533702551Been up since 10PM desu last night, sleep is well fucked at the minute.
GO OUTSIDE
>>533702649How can such a massive lad move and such speeds?!
"Cat Little". Our elites are dysgenic freaks.
>>533702729You can fix gay. I'm afraid you're chubby for life mate. Better take up the tuba
>>533702649Is this from the new assassin's creed?
>>533702792Assassin's Feed LOL
St Otto of Twitter
I think the ultimate goal is to get everyone on benefits and rely on the state, and eventually the state says “you relied on the state and the state now relies on you” to fight a war for politicians. There’s no way Rachel and the Labour government thinks their current plan is actually working for the British people.
>Zia Yusuf: Schools will be made to have a picture of the King displayed
Saw this from Sargon this morning and felt kinda sad. Then I remembered equality and we that we live in a society where strong women don't need a man.https://youtu.be/Qfop-GECFf4
Neema Parvini>The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore it is only logical to side with muslimsSome 40 year old HR woman>That is why we should import more them, it will counterbalance the white british population that contribute to zionist policies
saint georges day ladsGo out and punch a dragon (paki) in the face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
>>533703222well that's saint georges day ruined cheers mate
>>533702959Just had a look at jobs, everyone has been moaning at me for months to get a job, most of the positions are 3 or 6 month contracts with a max of 20 hours in a week, I could not live off that and it would be a waste of my time, it's as though these jobs are designed for internal applicants or as 2nd jobs for people who already work a full-time. I am back to being unable to break the barrier for work anyway, failed 4 AI interviews, 1 time I got through to HR and got rejected and later lectured for using the wrong speech and likely blacklisted forever from that place, I mean ffs, it's blatantly obvious these places do not want workers, they want that god-like chad with several qualifications in whale aquamarine biology or a retarded illegal migrant with several criminal records in multiple countries; nothing in between for the mundane or normal in this world, unless you fancy being paid fuck-all and taxed to the brink of extinction.I am being hyperbolic but it feels incredibly unfair, and I could just sit on benefits another month and not have a headache over any of this until the system gradually collapses.
an era has passed
Good morning, sirs.
>>533703452It's not morning.
>>533703452Found any nukes.... yet?
>>533703421>starmoid drinking the bong waterThat's so keir
>>533703484It's a morning for me. I just woke up. But it is an afternoon for my neighbours here.
meep meep
sausageflaps
>>533702649Exactly the guy who I think drives a PT Cruiser
>>533703622What's your opinion on parasites? A proporcionality of these living forms are deemed to acceptance or not?
>>533702649He's a big lad.
>>533702773She looks a bit Chinese
>>533702649I saw one of those USSS operating cell for marxists in outer Recife.>>533702474would stole one but got tired; are you mightly helpful or such possibilty isn't partakelycabable?
>>533704034> no welliesMaybe korean
https://youtu.be/2bIq2K52zLIhttps://youtu.be/2bIq2K52zLIhttps://youtu.be/2bIq2K52zLI
>>533702442Healthier innit.
Been hooked on coca cola since I was 5, it was 32 years ago now, wife says I drink too much, i put away a litre a day, two one weekends, anyways, I tell her this, what you want me to replace it with? cigs? drugs? hookers? expensive hobbys? I partake in a cold glass of cola, there is a lot more expesive vices out there.>maybe drink waterWhat is it with bitches trying to take away mans happyniess?
>>533703263It's OK you can still paint a flag on your beer belly for r'cuntreh.
>>533704238do you have the beetus?
>>533704238>I need sugary goyslop poison to be happy
>>533704291OK sadsack
>>533704238Probably healthier to have a couple of pints desu.
>>533703892I have no opinion on parasites. Even if I had, it wouldn't change anything. They are a part of nature and the nature is even more powerful than the Jews.
>>533704238tbdesu, my vice was drinking heavily which is way worse and expensive but I know I will go straight back to that if I work, ignore the nagger, she loves you so if she wants it to remain that way ask her to replace it with more shagging or whatever, but don't quit drinking coke if that's your thing. I can think of worse vices. You could always switch to drinking a litre of bovril or milk a day if her nagging gets too petty.
>>533704370What about nukes? No nukes.
>>533704238Based
>>533704291I feel happy with electronic goyslop.
>>533704238Never understood people who drink sugary drinks all the time. So much sugar for so little enjoyment. Personally my vice is chocolate which seems way more efficient sugar-wise
>£8.99 for burgers, wings, and a drink at a local fast food chainHow the fuck do these places still have business and who’s paying for them? They used to be affordable but this is just on another level.
I am interested to know whether the Prince wants to take 2022 Hong Kong back.
>>533704291Geeze, check out mr sugar free digestive over here. >>533704391Might do that one day, just whip out a gravy boat
>>533704408I'm not a military, an intelligence operative or a top politician, how the fuck would I know anything about nukes more than you know. I have same the access to the public information as you do.
>>533704238
>>533704447Now imagine your wife saying you eat too much chocolate, you need to switch to cress.
>>533704238How are your teef?
>>533704563I have a lot of willpower so could easily do thatlove an egg n cress sando too
>>533704491There's a constant queue at the KFC at the bottom of my road.I'll be fucked if I'm paying £8.50 for a scrawny chicken burger and a handful of bad chips.
>>533704569Fine, brush them twice a day, dentist is always happy (private) not had any work done since I had a wisdom tooth removed 14 years ago.
>>533702545He forgot to say 'theoretically'
>The medical data of half a million volunteers to Biobank, the UK's health information database, has been offered for sale online, the government has said.Well done you spastics
>>533704631Then the missus can shut up.No diabetes, no rotten teeth. No problem.
>>533704513No ones buying that, no nukes.
>>533704604One time ordered a mighty bucket, sat down, and the 2 peices of "chicken" were smaller than the wings. The paki lass couldn't be arsed argueing so grabbed 2 of the big peices and threw em in on top.They know what they are doing.
>>533703356Pull yourself up by your boot straps
>>533704672Yeah there's still a issue with artificial sweeteners in cola where it triggers the bodies insulin response. Really makes me wonder if the sugar cola is safer to drink than mystery sweeteners but some soft drinks, mostly energy drinks have both sugar and sweetener.it's funny as fuck if we find out they cause long term issues and have to be banned, government probably would love if they all go back to sugar, more tax for daddy.
>>533704185Good that.
We should absolutely build homes on golf courses, because we need more homes, and the only people who use golf courses are rich twats.Do you agree?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8jjne5ereo
>>533704668Glad I have no idea what Biobank is>The details of 500,000 members of the UK's health data project, UK Biobank, were offered for sale online in China, the government has confirmed.>Technology minister Ian Murray said information of all members of the database was found listed for sale on the website Alibaba.>Murray told MPs the charity which runs UK Biobank had told the government about the data breach on Monday. He said the information did not include names, addresses, contact details or telephone numbers.>Alibaba has been contacted for comment.>The Biobank is a collection of data which has been used to help improvements in detection and treatment of dementia, some cancers and Parkinson's.>UK Biobank said it was investigating the incident and thanked the UK and Chinese government, as well as Alibaba, for support and cooperation.>"We understand that the existence of these listings, even temporarily, will be concerning to you," Chief Executive Professor Sir Rory Collins said in a message to participants.>"We want to reassure you that all the data are de-identified; they do not contain any personally identifying information (such as names, addresses, dates of birth, and NHS numbers).">Murray added the government has been told no purchases were made from the three listings on the website.>He said the listings have since been taken down and also thanked the Chinese government for their cooperation.OK?
>>533704735I'm cack handed, i'll need velcro straps and even then, probably fuck it up and get it stuck in my pubes.
>>533704034Only a bit chinky. I have yellow fever, and it does nothing for me. Gives off weird vibes.
>>533704604For me it's a zinger burger.
>Senior Lucy Letby hospital boss arrestedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ylnvpg3l9o
>>533704793If the government wants to kill us, they can kill us all easy enough.
>>533704860If you're cack handed and cannot give a potential employer a firm handshake then you're not going to make it.
>>533704922>>Senior Lucy Letby hospital boss arrestedBame?
>>533704238Post teeth
>>533704822>we need more homesLol, fuck off. We need a lower population as the current one is incompatible with the current infrastructure.By the way, any word on your hero Mamdani shitting on his own voters: https://nypost.com/2026/04/21/us-news/east-villagers-sue-mamdani-to-stop-relocation-of-notorious-bellevue-mens-homeless-shelter-into-their-neighborhood/>East Villagers sue Mamdani to stop relocation of notorious Bellevue men’s homeless shelter into their neighborhood
What's with the qatari and us jets over londgon
>>533704830Doesn't matter. No government can be trusted to keep your private data safe.There's no punishment if a civil servant fucks-up or goes rogue.
>>533704563>cressBangiiiiiiiiiiin'
>>533704238Maybe drink more water?You're clearly in it for the sugar and it'll give you heart disease eventually.
>>533705175Ffs Sarah get off, this is my safe space
>>533705066>What's with the qatari and us jets over londgonPosts a picture of RAF Eurofighter's over sheffield.
>>533705011>get through the AI filter>successfully bullshit the HR department you're a human with qualifications or a meatsack with a pulse>show up with untied loose shoes and shake the bosses hands with a dirty sweaty paw and lose the job in the morning as you don't get along wellI mean it does happen
>>533702474>He has to bake every threadDoes universal credit know about this?>>533702637Technical indicator for the ability to work. Could be answering phones for TalkTalk instead.
>>533704822oh they're definitely going to come for the golfers, hope it finally wakes my boomer neighbour as that's all he cares about
>>533705066Get back to your WYP chats.
>>533704238>what you want me to replace it with? cigs? drugs? hookers? expensive hobbys?Fried sprouts.
>>533704822>Do you agree?No. We have too many people. The solution is to either have less people, or destroy more of the remaining green land to accommodate them. The fact that the latter is even being considered is simply obtuse refusal to recognise the former at this stage.The irony of selling off gold courses, is they're owned by the clubs memebers, so any sale of the course only enriches the rich further. If anyone wants to seriously reset wealth inequality and stop rewarding the rich, all they need to do is start remigration of foreigners, worker visas, tax remittances hard and start clawing back the housing benefits scam by which tax money is simply transferred directly to landlords.
>>533705284How many refugees can you fit on a golf course?
How does one get a based black girlfriend lads?
>>533702649
>>533705331Remigration would lead to a redistribution of wealth to native workers which is why it will never happen.
>>533703356just get on bennies and pip m8
>>533704238do you even drink diet?
>>533705096Would nae bang
>>533705419You'll be finding put over the next few years
>>533705594Nah, not my bag, cane sugar dr pepper, cherry cokes and classic cokes are my thing.
>>533705594eww brother eww
>>533704238>i put away a litre a day, two one weekendsBit much desu.I'm addicted to diet coke as well.But managed to cut it down to 3 cans a week. (fri, sat, sun)
>>533704822Bowling greens go first.
>>533705437Be a white man and say a cheesy chat up line on a dating app. That's how I got mine. I said>let's play Titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down Now 7 months later we have a son on the way and he's gonna play for Chelsea FC
>The Australian company that ran the Bibby Stockholm asylum barge has admitted it overcharged the British government by £118mKek.
>>533705019>Unusually, Cheshire constabulary declined to confirm the age or gender of the person arrested. However, the force confirmed that they were one of the three former hospital bosses arrested last June on suspicion of gross negligence manslaughter.
>>533704830I wonder how on earth it managed to find its way off a computer in england and all the way to china. I mean, what the heck!
afternoon
>>533704922>>533705019>Senior Lucy Letby hospital bossadd it to the list
>>533705242I'm not your mum, lard ass.
>>533705823Do politicians just want to see how many wogs and nogs they can fill up in the UK?
>>533706070yes
>>533706070how long before they reclassify and normalise Red into Amber in road traffic highlights. Like the UK security alert status being permanently at 'Substantial' and never returning to 'Moderate' or 'Low'
>>533705845Would.
Happy St. George's day, gentlemen.
>>533705870Very easy. The notorious hacker named foor chahn was able to log in as admin by guessing the password (12345/99999) and downloaded (security breach) an excel spreadsheet made by fat brown women in HR which had everyones details on it. These things sound extraordinary to sensible normnoids who haven't worked inside the jewish daycare for women we now call employment, but for a seasoned wagie such as myself, I can assure you, that your data is never safe, and the only miracle is that the entire nation hasn't completely imploded in catastrophic spiral of incompetency and gross its always someone else's faultismness.
>>533706266She the one that stitched up rLucy?
>>533702649Tbf I'm several sizes smaller than him and I couldn't do any of that.
>>533706360Not sure. There's a few.
Keir Starmer worked out the secret to getting out of misconduct, he just avoids speaking, the more he speaks the more trouble he gets into. Typical woman
>>533705823>500 berths in 222 cabins>overcharge by £118mYou coulda bought each one a house ffs and still had plenty left over.
Oops.
>>533705594Dick, really?
>>533706497Truthfully I'm impressed he's showing them all, and us, utter contempt.
>>533706636He probably thinks we can't read or understand English, pretty common when you visit UK primary schools as much as he does.
>>533706730I also wonder what the Keir Starmer's of the world think of curry shops being operated out of family homes now. I bet they laugh at that shit as much as we do
>>533702649Gobbo physique dox?
Labour sure do know how to spaff other peoples money.
>>533702773Would tbqh
>>533706839Won't be long before we have food cooked authentically directly off a pavement
>>533706947Ethnic innit
>went to rGreggs for a cheeky sosij roll>shiny pound coin on the floor right infront of the counter>sosij roll only cost me £0.35Today is a good day lads.
Is the nation of England spiritually dead?
>>533704822Kick out the useless wogs and you can keep your golf course.You would think this would be an easy sell.
>>533706947Considering some of the pot holes are slow-cooker sized I wouldn't be surprised.
>An investigation by The Guardian has revealed that confidential health data from UK Biobank, one of the world's largest medical research projects, has inadvertently been exposed online dozens of times. The exposure stems from researchers accidentally uploading sensitive datasets to the code-sharing platform GitHub alongside their analysis code. While the files do not contain names or addresses, they include millions of hospital diagnoses, test results, and birth dates for more than 400,000 participants.
>>533706995taxpayer subsidized sosijrollThe Juche way
>>533707021
>>533706995>be migrant>grab 3 drinks, 3 sandwhiches, 3 bags of donuts 4 bags of cold sausage rolls>find pound on floor>thank boss man security guard>walk out
>>533707051>tarmac and dead fox jollof
>>533707051They're tarmacing all the pavements round here now as a last ditch attempt to win some voots back. Paving stones are yesterdays news. Too expensive. Very gypsian.
>>533707149They cleaned up round here.So you know they're shitting it.
>>533707051It's the train indicator for me, when they start riding on the side of trains or on the roofs, that's when it's over.
>>533706879>£63k on podcast advertisementsChrist
cringe
>>533707264It will be back handers to their lefty casters
>>533707077
>>533707283>former spare getting ideas of grandeur again
>>533707187kek
>>533707055BASED
>>533706223In Taiwan a red light means you can turn right but not go straight or left. There is no amber, only flashing amber which means caution, nobody has right of way so everyone just slows down and pushes their way, green obviously means God has granted you righteous priority over all life and you must speed up and use your horn if necessary to ensure you are not even slightly inconvenienced. At night time in taipei, most cross roads switch to constant flashing ambers.This is the turdie future that awaits us. I genuinely don't think ive once chanced an amber in the last 5 years and then looked in my mirror and not seen at least one other car hugging my bumper to nip through on what is surely a red by that stage.
>>533707431meant for >>533707340but still applies
>>533707149Same hereThey're doing it right now and even sent leaflets out proudly saying how they made it happen for usStill not going to vote for them but thanks for updating our decrepit roads and footpath on our estate lol
>>533707174I'm assuming the last of the street lights will finally be switched off after this binge.
>>533707149They did that recently near us. The paving stones were still alright, not cracked, the odd wonky one but nothing dramatic. They replaced both sides with pitch black tarmac. Looks shite and won't last. I bet the paving stones have been there decades and the tarmac will last ~5 years.
>>533707283kek
>>533707187I don't use public transport but I've seen some clips here of nogs chimping out on the tube hanging from the rails. Judging by that we are almost there.
>>533707283Where is rMeg the Royal Wog??? Pootin would have listened to her!!!
>>533707443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy6hhNg9uc0Driving in India (future UK) is fucking terrifying.
Rise and shine, Mr. Big Lad. Rise and... shine.
>>533707552What say you @MayorKhan10
>>533704822Why can't we build apartments around golf courses? I love it when environments bleed into each other and create unique spaces.Nice wooden looking apartments blending into trees next to a fairway, water features, bridges, sand pits, they're all spaces which can be mixed use.>golf on weekdays 9-5>bbq parties and community events under gazebos on summer evenings>weekend lawn bowls on fairway with other nice things>blocked off weekends for tournaments where locals come out and watchIsn't this comfy peak England mentality? Why knock everything down?
>>533707552
>>533707676BAMEs don't understand golf
>>533707729What do they understand?>sex white woman>get white woman pregnant>go to prison???
>>533707676Golf courses are reserved for youth with ebikes doing doughnuts now sorry m8.
>>533707643Letting jeets have access to mobile phones, cameras and automobiles, and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
>alliance of Labour, Greens, Lib Dems and SNPImagine that clusterfuck
>>533707729It's only the pakis who are allergic to green spaces and anything requiring rules or standards. Afroniggers can be lumped in here, too.Chinks, Polynesians, Caribbeans, etc are fine, respectful and golf-coded. I've literally no idea why wee didn't focus our efforts on inviting these over if we had to gdp-max.
>>533707806They should have places to do this, it's fun. Health and safety laws have castrated a generation and turned them into doing criminal shit.Niggers have egged on the youth and accelerated this, too. 5th column cancer.
>>533705808>bongs are so obsessed with sports they'll invest in a nappy nigger son
>>533707817>a united rightRestore it is then.
If you want to put pressure on the government #DoItThroughTommy
>>533707812Trains have been a massive perk however, oh boy when them compilation videos hit.
>>533707643corr what a sexy jeeta she is
>>533707659he's come to announce the third entry
>robots come out>women have no HR jobs to do>will become mothers out of bordem
>>533702966and not before time
>>533707812>https://www.iranintl.com/en/202604225913>RGC-linked Tasnim has pointedly mapped the Persian Gulf’s undersea internet cables and cloud infrastructure in what appears to be a thinly veiled warning that the region’s digital backbone may now be in Iran’s line of fire.Imagine the global sigh of relief if they cut the jeetcable.
>>533708219Something like this, desu. I think the 90s were just a flash in the pan of tech expansion and opportunity, and everybody just all hands on decked it. I'd like to see the birthrates in the industrial revolution, whether there was a similar dip? (balancing out for improvements in medicine).We're probably going to see a huge baby boom soon, the cauldron is boiling over, and current fashionable ideologies are just not conducive to survival. Though we could go the way of Rome when Christianity 5th columned it.....
>>533707283The Prince has spoken. Back down or face his wrath.Where's that clip of him tapping his own shoulders to calm himself down?
>>533705870I work on the biobank and to be fair this story is quite overblown. The data is not only completely anonymous, it's also been widely available to hundreds if not thousands of people for a long time, globally. Just about every analysis of the data you can think of is public and published openly. It's a non-story for people who use the data. To be fair though I did always think foreign universities getting access to it was weird. This story is only going to fuck researchers, they're going to overreact and block all downloading of data and force people to use their servers for analysis which are prohibitively expensive. We used to have a waiver that allowed us to download it locally so we can run analysis locally, but that will be fucked now.
>>533708219Anglo Futurism with breeding sow characteristics
>>533708347God I remember that demonic painting
The amount of asspain this one single image caused has been wonderful
Not seen Sussex here for a while.
>>533708651Jesus fucking christ... PORK MARKETS
>>533708587even with anonymised data, it's fucked beyond belief to have cohort data sets. Bad actors can (and likely have) used it to target genomes
>>533708651>short legs long body Grim
>>533708738USAID funding dried up innit
>>533708651the butterfly motif was as spooky as the demon (monarch)
>>533708634>breeding sow characteristics
>>533708737>niggers vs. pakisYou love to see it.The police are unable to interfere in these conflicts. It sends their programming into a loop.
>>533707825>are fineIt's not a one off;>>533704830
>>533708846>are fine!IF!learn to read you fucking nigger. Jesus.
>>533707912>Nigel: "I'm not worried about Restore"Let's make him, then.
>>533702377Crowborough rapist relocation project is go!https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39wppxd40woCunny edition.
>>533708362>huge baby boom soon
>>533708748I guess this is fair? I think genome data has been widespread enough for this worry to be valid long before this being sold on alibaba though, and things like 23andme are almost certainly way worse
>>533708991kek. When you put it like that.I meant on 4th stage demographic model countries, though, not niggerbreeding.
