Why not join the Moonie church? They assign you a cute wife who isn’t allowed to divorce rape you.
You don’t even have to show up to the ceremony to be married in the eyes of God.
>>533704857I'm happily married to f1nnster
>>533704857Do not cry when you get hooked up with africans
Sorry, women are not my type. I'm into furry femboys.
>>533704857How do I join this church?
>>533705715It was ordered to be disbanded last year, go to your nearest 7-11 and you should be good
>>533705852I'm almost too late for everything. Sadly the the 7-11's here suck immensely, always filled with immigrants.
>>533704857There is probably some catch to it
>>533705957That is a global phenomenon.
>>533704857kek they are really desperate
>>533704857I just go to Thailand instead
>>533704857This is the first time I hear of that and it sounds like the perfect solution to the incel problem. Can you actually get a wife there if you have incel looks? Won't the woman just reject you?
>>533704857This is that church that Abe got assassinated over and a lot of politicians left office over. I still have no idea what they are about besides normal cult stuff
>>533706065>family fun
Craziest bitch I ever met was raised moonie. Dad was Austrian, mother Korean, she called herself a double dictator but she just liked brown dick
>>533707734they allow for a clean way for men and women to get married in a very straight forward way instead of this gay ass flirting and dating game
>>533704857Go to church goy. Get married and have children. Stop asking questions, just do it.
I know in america church is the last place you want to meet women. If a single woman over 18 is at church its because she hit rock bottom and is looking for a "good church going man", aka simp, to dig her out of it. Rock bottom could mean many things but they all will be a big debuff on the relationship.
>>533712045Flirting and dating is the best part of a relationship
>>533712181Curious design for that window
