Prev: >>533701202Day: 16 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 55 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation™ to decapitate Iran"Day: 7 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon▶RECENT:>The UK Maritime Trade Operations Center reported a security incident 83 miles southeast off Somalia.>Israeli artillery shelling in Khiam, Lebanon.>No strikes have been confirmed by reliable sources in Iran. It was probably air defense drills. We'll know for sure in the coming hours.>Blasts reported in Isfahan, eastern Iran.>A KC-135 Stratotanker in-air refueling aircraft is loitering above the Saudi Arabia-Iraq border, likely refueling fighters.>Drone attacks against Erbil, Iraqi Kurdistan.>Somalia announces a ban on all Israeli ships passing Bab Al-Mandab.>Iran insists it will not agree to talks until the USA removes its naval blockade and recognizes the rights of the Iranian nation.>POTUS extends ceasefire unilaterally until a peace deal is reached.>Strait of Hormuz SoH: Still closed.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/nn1z9m.mp3▶Oil:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Cargo Transits through Strait of Hormuz:https://hormuztracking.com/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffic:https://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
happy #1000!
CHEERS
>>533706021nice
>WATCH: An Iranian demonstrator threw paint on Reza Pahlavi in Berlin today.PAINTEDhttps://xcancel.com/clashreport/status/2047266752740966492Someone make a webm pls
Is this the 1000th???
>>533706037Happy #1000 bros! TKD
>>533706021delete this anti-semitic OP WEBM
Iran has power.. political power!
>>533706021>10001000>10001000>10001000WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>533706021>my queen is aboard the ship<3
>>533706021Gem. Thanks pharanon
TMDMD
>>533706021kek that's better than I expected good job egyptanon
>>533706021Based OC
>>533706154iirc India has worked for a common payment system that bypasses the SWIFT and enables countries to trade in their own currencies instead of dollars. Thats what I read before, not sure if it went anywhere.
HAPPY #1000 /PIGG
THOSE WHO CURSE ISRAEL WILL BE BLESSED.THOS WHO CURSE ZOG WILL BE BLESSED.
>>533706021>Hormuz still blocked>Ukraine and Russia at war(both are top producers of grain and fertilizer)>Reports of countries like India having problems with fertilizerWe may see soon world-wide hunger crysis.
What is the earliest the strait of hormuz gets opened up at this point? Doesnt seem like it will be opneed in May
>>533706021Now that you've reached 1000 threads, you can stop making them. Nothing interesting left to happen from this war.
>>533706021Salami aleykhum brothers, them Israeli and American infidels will not win. I kang chuck the third defender of the muzzie faith will make sure our goatfucking brothers receive all the aid they need. Alhamdupillahah
>>533706289
>>533706132He looks positively troglodytic. When they say Israel has an average of IQ of 90 they weren't lying, folks.
>israel
>>533706301HAPPY #1000 Cope brother. We will win alhamdulillah
/pig/1000 mentioned in his tweet
>>533706389Go back filthy pfizeroid
>>533706386trump said it will take 7 month (after midterms) and that he got allot of timein fact he no longer cares about the strait being closed
>>533706357I think India will be fine. They're upping trade with Russia. But, my country and most Southeast Asian countries are preety much dead>>533706386after midterms
well shit we made it chuds, the big time
>>533706021Heh
>>533706519
>>533706391Israel is going to be destroyed.
If it weren't for the shizoid kikes spamming the threads, it would be #500 or something.
مرگ بر آمریکا
>>533706519I somehow do not think that he is very popular in Iran
Trump just said that he intends to keep the blockade well beyond the midterms even during the "ceasefire" yet markets react positively and oil prices are going down again. Why?
1000 breads for this nothingburger is crazy
>>533706262>>533706519>>533706538what is that or what's the story behind it
>>533706391praise be to allah
>>533706644Fake news about positive developments on negotiations dropped.
I, King Chuck the third, defender of the muszie faith, promise you that after we win I will issue a royal decree to open goat bazaars in my Kangdom so that every warrior of Allah can enjoy virgin goat pussy. Don't give up, brothers, we will win. Alhamdulilah
>>533706021Toasting in epic bread
>>533706652
>>533706590kek
>>533706538kike got slimed he he
>>533706556Alhamdulilah brother
>>533706625But, what about those pro-Shah rallies with millions of attendants that the media keeps telling me about!?>>533706644The market is retarded, but at this point, not even that explains how messed up they are. I have no idea how prices are still this low.
I still don't know what this bitch did in order for her to be spammed by some dutch vpn degenerate kike.
>>533706333amen anon
>>533706021>Day: 16 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with Iran
>>533706625They chased his father for being a corrupt zoggie who sold his country’s resources for zog protection. They never met this faggot and dont want to hear about him. If he enters Iran he would be chased and publicly lynched. >>533706672The chosenite wanna be son’s shah did a tour in Germoid-land these 2 days and got Ketchup’d by a protester who seemed to be Iranian descent. Zog called it “assassination attempt” kek.
>>533706690So shouldn’t oil prices skyrocket again? Why hasn’t WTI reached its former peak again yet?
>>533706672The Shart of Iran Reza Pahlavi got painted by some protester in krautland
what time is the peace deal singing...
congrats on 1k, now sink a carrier to celebrate
how you holding up bros?
time for annudah shoah
>>533706718does anyone give a fuck? even reddit fag are anti Ukraine at this point
>>533706590Hey I'm real btw I don't know the threads are pretty boring so I asked the kike a couple of questions so sue me
>>533706690the US raided another ship over night and pakistan told Iran the ceasefire is off if no new talks happen (iran recommited to not attend any talks during the counter blockade)trump meanwhile said he plans to shut down middle eastern energy for past the midtermsthe markets see this as positive news?
>>533706793>So shouldn’t oil prices skyrocket again? Why hasn’t WTI reached its former peak again yet?The narrative currently accepted by computer algorithms and traders is that as long as the ceasefire holds, everything is fine.
>>533706644It's very simple. Those who bless Israel will be blessed.
>>533706885
>>533706849I'm talking about this fake news, dropped about an hour ago.
>>533706906
>>533706906Yes
>>533706885>those who spread their assholes wide open for the kike will be "blessed" they still murder you and scam you at every turn if they can big boy
>>533706918>tonight>tmrw>next week>2 more weeks>ceasefire extended againnothing ever happens
APOLOGIZE
Death to America and Israel
>>533706918The world must be extremely confusing to boomers
>>533706792>>533706801>Ketchup’d by a protester who seemed to be Iranian descent.based the zog shouldn't even smell iran
>>533706784
>>533706740>>533706672>>533706625The video
So what is Iran gonna do about the new carrier coming in? Can't the houthis attack it as it passes by their territory? Can't Iran send a "civilian ship" loaded with explosives to sink it?
>>533706954>Iran doesn't even need leaders to control the straitbased
>>533706021Based OP.
>>533706972>Death to AmericaNigga you live there, basically wishing for your own death..
>NEWS
>>533706972Bye muzzie
>>533707024nice security team kek
>>533706644>market acts irrationalI have bad feeling that we are close to bursting of very disgusting bubble.
>>533707067nothing in particular, it's an obsolete weapon. if the mutts sail it close enough to actually be useful i suppose they'd sink it with an ASM.>Can't Iran send a "civilian ship" loaded with explosives to sink it?don't be stupid
The flag of spain was seen during last night’s anti-US/Israel gathering in Tehran.Spain has been one of the few (if not the only) countries that firmly stood against helping the US in its bombing against Iran.
>>533707109>if you kill us we win Ahaaaaa sweet muzzie cope
>>533706021>chad shahedtopkek
>>533707191it's not irrational, the bagholder is the fed, who will print money to make up the difference. there isn't a cliff, there's a very long slope.
so war is back on menu this week rght
>Key details from why Irans leadership divisions made recent negotiations have fallen apart-NYTKey divisions have emerged within the Iranian leadership over negotiations between generals like Chief of Staff General Vahidi and political figures like Foreign Minister Araghchi, Generals said negotiations were futile due to US economy blockade showing the US wanted to force Iran to surrender where as political figures argued economic downturn of blockade required Iran to try seek negotiated settlement, in the end Generals won.
>>533707226>brown-on-brown violencenot my problem
>>533707192>don't be stupidYou do remember the time the new US ship crashed into a civilian ship and got fucked up right?
>>533707067>>533707192>Can't Iran send a "civilian ship" loaded with explosives to sink it?I keep hearing this bong cope for a week now. Kek
Jimmies status?
>>533706972based anon >>533707000>pic >>533707024clown faggot clown security
>>533707199Sanchez is overrunning Spain with mozlems he might be a friend to iran but he's no friend to Spain
>>533706021It's been like 4...5 weeks?kekFINNA HIT THAT HORMUSSY
new melty
>>533707192>it's an obsolete weaponKek, high iq Somali here everyone
>>533706918now we are in the may have talks about the preliminary talks about the ceasefire framework
this war has turned cold and this is just a spam thread now
>>533706954Is this a cope map to make Israel feel better? Iran is still kicking baby.Hell, Hamas and Hezbollah are still kicking too. Israel sucks.
>>533707160that post about iranians is fake
Donald Trump, The Great ImamThe Awaited ImamThe One in the SkyThe One sent to AllahThe One who exalts Allah in the Most HighThe One who has defeated sinThe One who has freed usThe One who has been calledAllah is not only Good — He is Great in all He does.AL-MAHDI DONALD TRUMP!
No more weather weapons against Iran, rain fall returned and lakes are refilled. Pic rel. > The condition of Lake Urmia and its revival after heavy rainfallModern zog Radars are now weapons of mass destruction.
>>533707281>chillinghow is it chilling? but thank you daily mail for telling me what to feel
>>533707281Iranian navy did betterhttps://litter.catbox.moe/n8526p8pwcx1wqfi.mp4
>>533707363sometimes you just got to move on
>>533707268No, but more muzzie cope is definitely back on the menu. They already reached cope thread 1000. Lmao
>>533707399It'll start up again before this thread ends.Within the next 200 posts we will undoubtedly get news of some missiles flying around.
>>533707392its real, the US will break the ceasefire today
>>533707392So the US has boats in the strait clearing mines at triple speed?
>>533707399Although the ‘cold’ aspect of the war is boring, it is the most crucial and decisive factor in its outcome
>>533707392That explains why the Navy chief had to be fired yesterday
>>533707392Mine "sweepers"... kek, wait... huh?>checking>IT'S REAL
>>533707392…the fuck?
thanks donke on breaking the ceasefire right when /pig/ 1000 happens
>>533707502Good. Time to end the US Navy for good.
>that butthurt shitskin jeet ITT trying to make his markmy sides
>>533707492you know whats crazy. its been almost 2 full months, and not a single appreance or recording, anything from this dude. Browns are coping so hard its unreal.
>>533707392Hes losing it my god
>>5337075123x zero is still zero
>>533707502>break the ceasefire todayIf the US breaks it, it'll be during the weekend, while the markets are closed.
>>533707392Sweet, more kino footage.
>>533707395go on, what's it doing that a trillion dollars in DDGs can't?
>>533707392>>533707477They leveled up?
>>533707492
>>533707290i know what tink looks like and he should be real careful about posting mutts
>>533707597they're not in the strait anonmaybe they can try to use their remaining jassms to try and hit speedboats?
Another melty, jfc. Calm down, Trump. It's just a TV channel, jeeeez
>>533707450>Can you please lower the ladder?
>>533707572Ahhhhh I never was one for arithmetic
posting in big thread
>>533707401No, those are your muzzie brothers. Kek
I wonder why he was fired...Perhaps he was strongly objecting a disasterous plan devised by Hegseth & Co.?
>>533707597They don’t have drones flying over the strait, nor are their missiles fast enough to lock on to and strike Iranian speedboats. Iran has all the cards; Trump has none.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMP DECLARED THE CEASEFIRE IS OVER!THE US WILL SHOOT AT IRANIAN BOATS IN THE PERSIAN GULF!AHHHH! WAR IS RESTARTING! HE DID IT! THE MADMAN DID IT!THE US HAS ENDED THE CEASEFIRE!
Professor Chink predicted all of this, he is truly clairvoyant and a real professor.
>>533707477Nice. More kinetic strikes kino footage.
>>533707706Everyone in the world, including Muslims, is in an alliance against Israel. Get used to it.
>>533707496I admire your optimism
>>533707707I need to research it but it seems to be that the same pattern happened right before the weekend operation to recover the pilot that may or may not have been an attempted uranium raid as well.
>>533707754They dont have the ability to operate offensive strikes over the Strait against speedboats e.g. fast moving targets
>>533707785billions must fly
>>533707707fagseth is a straight up low iq retard, in the bad way
>>533707784you are talking to an indian
blow em up!
>>533707707Either some dumb plan from when carrier arrives as the extension of the ceasefire ends or they're thinking about invading someone's coastal waters to try to get the Iranian ships going around their copecade.
>>533707707War Crimes Pete doesn't want anyone on his stuff who isn't 100% willing to sacrifice a million zogbots in a suicide mission
>>533707818missiles and attacks from the GCC
>>533707564He’s recovering and in good cardboard spirit.
>>533707707I'm starting to understand how Germany was able so many strategic and diplomatic objectives in WW2
>>533707281>Majestic X
>>533707843PEACE THROUGH STRENGTHITS ABOUT TIME
>>533707855kegseth is going to wake up to one of history's worst hangovers in a year or so
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD!TKD!
>>533707399I predict it kicks off again this weekend with the arrival of the third aircraft carrier. If it doesn’t I’ll concede that it will remain restricted to Hormuz for the foreseeable future.
>>533707815Very true. Would seem to indicate some sort of action this weekend. The "pilot getting shot down" apparently happened on a Friday earlier in the month. Something imminent possibly. Upgrade to DOUGHCON 2.
>>533707862He's recovering faster after getting a undy sniff.
>>533707899surely just a coincidence
>>533707815It was even before the pilot got "shot down" iirc, it's making me believe the hollywood raid theory more.
>U.S. used over 50% of its prewar inventory. Rebuilding to prewar levels will take 4 years
>>533707600Carries aircrafts, duh
TRUMP WONUSA WONISRAEL WONMAGA WON IRAN. LOST.
Everything's fine
>>533707707Maybe they want to try to push the navy into the strait
>Dems are +10 nationallyThe blue tsunami is going to be historical. Trump fucked up BIGLY
>>533707392Didn't the mine sweepers got scraped like a month ago?
Won't Europe nations take actions if this blockade continues?
>>533707971DDGs carry aircraft. feel free to take a breather to read up on advances in naval warfare post 1930.
>>533707835Don't know why challenging shills flooding the infozone makes some people so tetchy. I'm going to do it regardless. They shouldn't get to dominate. They do it for a reason.
>>533706301BasedHappy 1000
>>533708019The orange migger will cancel the election if he thinks they will lose
>1000a toast to all of /pig/
>>533708019cant wait so see demoncrats take full total power backthe judeo christcucks are so retarded that the managed to make the public forget about the insane bullshit of the demoncrats lol
>>533707657they don’t need to be there you stupid fucking shitskin. F/A jets have a 500 mile combat range.I LOVE ME SOME MUZZIE COPE.LMAO
>>533707997>*already killed all the ones who wanted to make a deal*Nothing personnel, goy.
>>533708022Yeah, Trump is just pandering to his boomer base
>>533707997Now there are two factions in Iran, one that wants to hit the US hard and one that wants to hit the US harder.
This is what you're going to be fighting for, miggers.
>>533707392>Fires navy chief>Immediately requests everything to be shot atjej
this is what cope looks like>>533708131whats the identity of the pilot that was rescued again?
>>533708017With Trump talking about blowing up the Iranian boats, that might be the case.
>>533707016>Not how it enriches me and a few of my friends
>>533708159lol you are right, the zog still haven't realized it>>533708177death to
>>533707784Who gives a fuck nigger? Yall are subhumans, what matters is who’s America with. We run this shit.
>>533708209Christy McGoy
all the judeo christcucks in this thread have this mentality:>if i support israel hard enough, i will get my white ethnostate!lmao
>>533707707apparently he was a big trump donor and went around hegseth to advise trump personally which hegseth hated
>>533707707>>533708017>>533708211lines up with previous rumors about trump wanting to put a carrier in the gulf. at the bottom of it, presumably.
any new news on the 8 freed Iranian prisoners ? they must be very greatfull
>>533708091And they'll play him an AI reel of people cheering in the streets for their new president for life while the election goes on outside the White House.
>>533707997as I said the US sees negotiations and ceasefires as a sign of weakness, it only invites aggression
>>533708289>Who gives a fuckYou apparently, since you came to this thread to address the people you "don't care about".
Fishes gon be eating good
>>533708067>somali expertise Kek
>>533708358they were very relieved as they returned to their amazon datacenter
>>533707781If there is going to be attacks on Iranians they will be hitting back
Whats with the subhuman migger coper shitting the thread? It’s not even real debate and the memes are fucking terrible.
>>533708328
>>533708328Kikes hate Christians, which makes the MIGA cucks tragically retarded.
>>533708388Iran is so cooked. Based Trump
>>533708019>>Dems are +10 nationallyDon't worry the land invasion will turn things around once USS Bush gets in position
>>533708131the mine sweepers can be out of there before the jets show up
New Izzat Farming Jeet giftcard scam dropped.The new MLG noscop 100% completion strat is to claim they are a lost tribe of Israel and demand full Right of Return+infinite welfare from Israel.>A few thousand can be found in a far corner of India, at the kibbutz of Ma’oz Tzur, where a subtropical breeze blew past the mezuza at Shimon Ngamthenlal’s door recently. He shuffled about his bamboo hut, tending to a collection of writings about Judaism, printed in English and Hebrew. In the background, women on woven stools were chopping foraged greens for his family’s lunch — Southeast Asian, and just about kosher.>This lonely outpost in India’s remote northeast, flush against Myanmar, is home to a community that believes itself to be one of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel: children of Manasseh, a king of Judah who was exiled about 2,800 years ago. There are about 10,000 of the B’nei Menashe spread between the Indian states of Manipur and Mizoram and, increasingly now, Israel itself, 3,600 miles to the west.>For generations, they have been teaching their children how their ancestors wandered from the ancient Middle East across Asia to find refuge in the jungle. They are more interested in their religion than in arguments about their historical origin.>“We have faith in the Torah,” said Mr. Ngamthenlal, his face framed by payot, the sidelocks worn by some Orthodox Jewish men. An aliyah, or homecoming, is finally in their sights. “We have good faith in the Israeli government. They promised that all the B'nei Menashe will go to Israel by 2030,” he said. “We all have our passports ready.”https://archive.is/XZImOhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/world/asia/india-jewish-tribe-israel-bnei-menashe.html
>>533708091Nigger there is no legal mechanism to cancel an election The mother fucking confederates were 6, miles outside Washington and an election was still had. You sound like right wing fags during the Obama era talking about jade helm, female camps and the Amero
>>533708376I love the smell of muzzie cope in the morning. Lmao
>>533708415let's put it like this: imagine how bad your career must be to get put on 4chan shill detail
>>533708440mine layers even
>>533708388unlike US soldiers
>>533708474*Fema camps
Horrifying: A 15-year-old boy left a letter for the deputy principal of the school and wrote, "I killed a cat, here is its leg... with love..." and attached the severed leg of the cat. The police announced shortly ago that an indictment was filed against a 15-year-old minor from the Sharon area on suspicion of cruel abuse of a cat: "The investigation began upon receiving a report from the deputy principal of a middle school in the city about a page placed in her office stating: '*I killed a cat, here is its leg... with love...*' On the page was a swastika mark and the severed leg of a cat. In this context, many investigative actions were carried out, including the use of technological means that helped in the arrest of the suspect involved in the incident. The suspect's detention was extended from time to time by the court alongside a request for evaluation by medical professionals. At the conclusion of the investigation and according to its findings, the Central District Prosecutor's Office filed the indictment against him. The Israel Police view animal abuse seriously and will act with zero tolerance to ensure the prosecution of all offenders harming the defenseless."
>>533708199That woman is the strongest case I've seen for brown bagging in a long time
>>533708475Damn what a badass
Actual new from 30 seconds ago
Imagine telling someone in the 1980's that Pahlajeets are now the ones committing random terrorist attacks while MEKjeets are begging the diaspora to fix their optics.
>>533708411Sure pal. They will “RETALIATE” hard.
>>533708358
> Iran International: Internal disputes within Iran’s leadership prevented a negotiating team from travelling to Islamabad for talks with the United States, the opposition network has reported. >According to sources, the delegation was ready to leave when a message from Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei’s inner circle ruled out discussing nuclear issues and reprimanded the foreign ministry team over earlier negotiations.>Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi warned that under such constraints, attending the talks would serve no purpose and would doom any chance of progress. lol told you. The IRGC hijacked the fuck out of those negotiations and is currently consolidating power. They sidelined araghchi and Ghabilaf. I hope the biggest hardliners end up taking over, cucking out won't help them.
>>533708444>New Izzat Farming Jeet giftcard scam dropped.I believe them ship them to isreal
>>533708562are you new
>>533706430i think you're not being fair with troglodytesi mean whole functional cities have been built underground as far as the antiquity, turkey is known to have a lot of them but supposedly it was a thing in all the mesopotamia crescent and around it
>>533708530
>>533708518Yeah, or they just stop shagging their cousins, it shouldn't be that hard to not be a bunch of freaks.
What'd I miss?
>>533708552Doomers were right in saying that accepting the ceasefire was a mistake. Because the mutts see restraint as weakness and can only be lectured by feeling pain
>>533708601Fake and gay. Its literally been the position from day one that Iran uranium is off limits.And no point was it even on the table for negotiations and pretending some radical faction is stopping a diplomatic breath through is just hitting the "justifying the war" button
>>533708552What is even the point of this xeet....>WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE HORMUSSY So what? What's the plan here?
>>533708633hey, hear me out here...
>>533708388>We're blockading the strait and stopping any ships from moving through it with our great military so we can OPEN IT UP SAFELY! WE ARE WINNING!
>>533708601>Iran InternationalGlowie mossad source
>>533708552This our leader? Total control of the straight except they can't open it. He's like a child and everyone sees it. Israels butt boy
>>533708552the US sees negotiations and ceasefires as weakness, iran judged the american mind the wrong way (again)
>>533708697
Trump: Iran is struggling to understand who leads it! The internal fighting between the extremists who lost big on the battlefield, and the moderates who are not moderate at all, (but earn respect). This is crazy! We have complete control of the Strait of Hormuz. No ship can enter or leave without the approval of the US Navy
>>533708552Lmao, I've been saying for days that there was a civil war going on in Iran hence why Trump's claims of regime change were completely factual, now there it is.
>>533708716I disagree. Iran meets out any moves against it with equivalent force. This situation has not stopped, and Iran loses nothing from a pause. Reminder that they did not ask for this war, nor do they want it.
>>533708778>who are not very moderate at all (but gaining respect!)What
>>533707967>>533707815Looked into it, yeah, it matches.Hegseth fired the generals on April 2nd:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/pete-hegseth-forces-army-chief-staff-randy-george-rcna266491April 3rd the F-15 with the 2 pilots was shot down:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/iran-war-fighter-jet-shot-down-trump-b2951541.htmlApril 5th was the rescue:https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/what-to-know-about-the-daring-rescue-of-two-u-s-aviators-shot-down-in-iran
This meme is so true amirite guise?
>>533708794>using a trump schizopost to back up your argument Oh dear.
>>533708552This lil dude is just pathetic now. If the government is that fragile then why pull back and extend the ceasefire? Millions of barrels of Iranian oil have passed the blockade too
>>533708824the best way to handle a bully is to hit him in the face
>>533708716Iran just dragged the war out a couple weeks closer to the midterms for free.Their one mission is to survive America's punishment until Trump's political position makes the war untenable, any chance they get to delay the bombing is a good thing.
>>533708794You might need brain surgery if you're using Trump's tweets as proof of something being real.
>>533708716>oh no Trump said he controls the strait again it's OVER for the Iraniansmeanwhile every second that passes is more fuel for the global inferno the cunt's building
>>533708778
>>533708644We will Zutt the muzzie rat with precision kinetic strikes. Sit back and enjoy new kino footage.
>>533708858This isn't actually true
>>533708794So true!I am certain this will be as accurate as the last 10 things Trump Xeeted about Iran.
>>533707126>>533707169"Death to America" (Marg bar Âmrikâ in Persian) is a political chant and slogan expressing intense antipathy toward United States foreign policy and its influence, popularized following the 1979 Iranian Revolution. Iranian leaders frequently argue it translates more accurately to "Down with America," targeting US government actions rather than its citizens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6AG1OqeItI
>>533708840Where's Sargon and Milo, the true saviours of Western civilisation
>>533708697Goatfuckers are about to get zutted, again.
>>533708855>>533708871He knows more than you. He has the entire US intelligence agency at his disposal. He also can't get away with stating lies due to the immense amount of vetting and scrutiny his every word is subjected to. If he says something, I know it's the truth.
>>533706718lel
>>533708963Genuinely is though.
>>533708749Goddamn I didn't read the source. Yeah disregard in that case. Though I wouldn't be surprised the IRGC put araghchi back in line
>>533709053Have you tried it?
>>533709028Oh ok.So how accurate were the last 10 things he said about Iran?
>>533709028What use is the CIA if you don't pay attention to it when they tell you a war with Iran would be a disaster
How did zognald become so zogged?
>>533708552lets send the g w busch through the hormuz to show we own that ought to break her open for good
>>533709028They leave him out of a lot of decisions because he is to emotional and immature
>Additionally, our mine “sweepers” are clearing the Strait right now. I am hereby ordering that activity to continue, but at a tripled up level!Isn't this like tripling a jannie's wage?
>>533709090Started the moment he was born. His jew father must have personally circumcised him
/PIG/ #1000
>>533709071Yes. Bashing a bully in front of the whole school either gets them to transfer or to rope. Either way problem solved in my experience.
>>533708865Even so, Trump just went on record saying that he doesnt feel pressured by the midterms and plans on going far beyond that
>>533709028ULTRA MIGGER
>>533709097I'd be convinced
>>533709090He's from NYC and achieved success there. There's only one path.
>>533709076That's implying they even told him, they probably told trump a half truth about the invasion
>>533709160He also flipped the fuck out over the Virginia results, try not to put too much stock in his coping.
>>533709137or they just bully you harder
>>533708559>Imagine telling someone in the 1980's that Pahlajeets are now the ones committing random terrorist attacksGermans would probably have been "ah, like they did in the 1970s?"
>>533709202That's how I view this latest "Sir, they're infighting, they're weak. They're about to break, sir! We're winning!" revelation.
>>533709028> He has the entire US intelligence agency at his disposal He is busy watching the gorilla channel all day you fucking glowie
>>533708794where are the kurds?
>>533708858>the best way to handle a bully is to hit him in the back of the head with some sort of hard heavy object*ftfy It's not about overpowering the bully with your sheer physical capabilities, it's about showing the bully that if he makes you angry enough he will never be safe because you will bide your time and strike back in an asymmetric way when his guard is down.No matter how much stronger he is, he will never be able to stop that.
>>533708778so he's now trying to save face because Iran didn't come to negotiations huh.But is there anything actually left to save?
>>533709258Has literally never happened anywhere ever. They get called a fag until they kill themselves, straighten up or leave. >Haha you're such a loser you put me in a chokehold and ragdolled me in front of hundreds of people I OWN you
>>533709134SoH-chan is cute. Cute !
>>533708968Death to America? I don’t think so.
>>533709209True
>>533709306kek
>for the #1000>orange nigger depicting himself as jesus>pic is reaction>kek
>>533709337psycho loser is certainly play. and then you get left alone. by everyone.
>>533709377or they go from being a bully to a guy that genuinely hates you
>>533708968Nigga please, the two-faced lies of the muslim don't warrant attention
>>533709475*a play
>>533709160It doesn't matter what he SAYS lmaoThe political reality of the midterms can't be escaped no matter how much he pretends to ignore it.
hebrew:Ido Fromer, an IDF reserve officer, was killed last night as a result of a civilian parachuting accident in the Ramon Crater.
>>533709518Why doe people think midterms will change anything? the dems are just as ZOGGED as the republicans
Dozens of American refueling planes at Ben Gurion Airport in the background of preparations for a large-scale attack on Iran
FRESH BREAD:>>533709471>>533709471>>533709471
>>533709509>SAAAAAR I BOUGHT SEPAH NAVY COIN WHY DO YOU REDEEM WHY DO YOU REDEEM I AM SECOND NAME ON LIST BLOODY BENCHOD
If the US Navy actually attacks Iranian gunboats, wouldn't this mark the end of the Ceasefire™?
>>533709582Imagine actually believing this in April 2026
>>533709582>I admire your optimismgoy i know you know idkek
>>533709582I'm sure Trump will take great comfort in knowing that the other party will keep ZOG safe while his political aspirations and legacy are destroyed
>>533709626It was an instant classic
Happy 1000. May the world find peace, and the aggressors face the consequences.
Probably would take another week or two for a real minesweeper to arrive.
combo
>>533709966and they're probably sailing as slow as possible, i wouldn't be too eager to reach the gulf if i was them
>i can't believe he's doing a combo
>>533708830We find out this weekend if the pattern holds I guess
>>533710086>noeee
I was too slow :(
>>533708794>Believing anything trump saysWhew lad
>>533708961>Kino footage>Video of thousands of bombs hitting mountains and causing no damage
>>533709365You should be an expert on retards saving face Mr. Total Ukranian Denazification in 3 days
posting in 1000th thread
>>533706021nice OP kek
>>533706499>most Southeast Asian countries are preety much deadSorry anon. CCP has unlimited funds and paid us big bucks to help them starve out the "SEA Monkeys" so they can gain full control of their pole. You voted for multipolar.
>>533710373Kupyansk status?
>>533711344lol, that's such a pathetic cope against "this was has been going on for way longer than 3 days", which is what anon more or less implied. But maybe take the discussion to uhg/chug in the first place.
>>533711825What's there to cope? Ukraine is still being pushed into the meatgrinder and NATO is depleting its collective armory in the process. All the while Russia is still gaining ground. It's like how mutts unironically brag about how it took the Taliban 20 years to kick their ass out of Afghanistan.
posting in lucky #1000 :)
>>533710373fuck off, hoholit's pathetic how you keep trying to bring up your stupid war in /pig/
>>533712177copeif russia cant beat ukraine, then it has no chance against nato lmao
>>533712246russia IS beating ukraineyou are the one who is coping
>>533712351delusional
>>533712246>>533712422What's with this capeshit idea what NATO will suddenly super saiyan out of chronic armament and manpower shortages in a direct war? You nafotroons are funny.
>>533712601this is just projection kek
>>533712652More cope.
*Russia just joined the chat*Stop crying, Russia. You're not based soviet union anymore.
>>533712680Trying to add a few messages on a dying pig board is peak Russian cope. Come on. This is sad.
>>533712685>>533712711You'll be joining the front soon, Taras, don't worry.
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