What causes this kind of mental illness on LinkedIn?
>>533712557Worshipping money
>>533712557I was sitting in my cuck chair and thought>This mans balls and dick are bigger than mine>But I'm having more fun>Even as my wife can't scream anymore because she shouted her throat rawAnd that's when I realized.B2b sales is very similar to getting cucked.No matter how many bulls mog toNo matter how many times they laugh at youYou win the end.No shouting, no screaming. Just quiet, contemplative joy.And that's what separated the winners from the losers.
>>533712557>I was in line at StarbucksNiggers that drink that shit are not human and should be culled
>>533712557super jewified also counts his shits
>>533712557I’m supposed to take life advice from some idiot who pays $6 for a cup of shitty coffee?
I was in line at Starbucks and then it hit me. I'm paying $5 for a mediocre coffee served by a nigger because I'm a fucking moron.
>>533712557What kind of business leader waits in line rather than getting his assistant to do it for him?Also the assistant is an unpaid intern.
What’s the deal with pseuds always using paragraph breaks for short sentences
>elites worship numerology woaw
>>533712557Show the name
>>533712557It is just facebook 2.0 for boomers and cringe cock suckers who post nonsense from their daily lives and then try to chatgpt the ending to relate it to business
>>533712557Six millions. One chimney. Eight ovens.
>>533712797this lmaopereptually doomed to LARP as a successful businessman
>>533712673Kek
>>533712557>#FeelGoodFridayfuckin a
>>533712823chatbots get trained using reddit so they pick up reddit spacing
>>533713076>#MindsetShift
>>533712557how is this any different from christians using the goyble to justify their eternal jewish subservience?
>>533712557npd>>533713275don't read reddit spaced phonepostsvertical=subhuman
>>533713076Go die on the front nazi.
>>533713076>are you listening?>most people see coffee>i see auschwitz
>I was perusing DVDs in the discount bin at Walmart>I finally found a copy of the Nutty Professor 2 and went to pay>the cashier looked at me and said:>”That’ll be $14.88”>Thats when it hit me
>>533712557This shit is so weird. A guy I used to work with started posting nonsense like this. He seemed like a normal guy.
>>533712557And then everyone clapped
>>533713037LinkedIn was always just a way to post your resume without posting your resume. Now it’s overrun by AI slop peddlers, Facebook boomers and Indian “recruiters”. Total fucking garbage.
>>533712557schizophrenia is not exclusive to poor people, apparently.
>>533714364Just get a milkshake, Alyssa!
>>533712557>repost this so someone else can unlock abundance It’s wild how these faggots spend their time desperately trying to create chain email tier posts on LinkedIn when they could be doing literally anything else.
>>533714413My ex-brother in law is a lawyer and publicly going insane as his self-aggrandizing feedback loop with Chat reaches critical mass.
>>533714427these “coffees” are just milkshakes for adults
>>533712557My school buddy, great guy we just live far now, added me to linkedin one day.withing a week i want to strangle that retarded motherfucker
>>533712557upper middle class normies use linkedin as a dating site now, so this is them just trying to sound rich, successful, and intelligent so they can get office lady puss.
slurping jewcum
>>533712557Sir this is a starbucks
>>533712557let me guess. Pajeet?
>>533712557This has to be a parody
>>533715109They’re all secret pajeets posting the worst engagement bait you’ve ever seen.
All that shit is AI generated. "Write an inspirational LinkedIn post about how I learned about B2B sales from a Starbucks visit."
>>533712557usually indian
>>533713076HE DRINKS THE ASHES WITH HIS COFFEE
>>533715148I can assure you, it’s not. It’s disingenuous bait, but it’s posted quite seriously. LinkedIn nowadays is like Facebook but with more collared shirts.
>>533712673lol. would be wild if ai wrote this.
>>533715160all of it is AI slop too. Pure garbage
>>533712557Adderall or whatever drugs he's on besides overpriced coffee.
>>533712557>>533712635>>533712673>>533712707You lost the game and starbucks was always an elite secret society's dog whistle.It's prime bankers' faggot culture in the UK, too.They try and get their colors around the town to show off their "power", "influence", it's just a masturbation of their own faggot clubhouse.
>>533712557That sounds like he's selling courses.
>>533712557>repost thisSo it didn't really happen to him? He was just reposting? What an idiot
>>533712557These are definitely from the mind of a jeet. Reminds me of the e=mc^2 + ai brilliance.
>>533714427I'd like to shake her milk if you know what I mean
I gotta give them that Nitro Cold Brew If I need to get going that is the ticketOtherwise I make my own coffee
>>533715287I’m a structural engineer so it drives me crazy. There will be some bot posting “4 different foundation types” and they’re all wrong. It’s beyond idiotic. Shame on me for going there at all, really.
>>533715439
Is it scientifically feasible to disconnect India from the internet in 48 hours?These ai accounts are always Indian fantasy
>>533715669There is 0 reason any Indian should be allowed to electronically communicate. If they want to reach us, they can write a letter.
>>533715669anything is possible
>taking advice from someone who wastes their money on Starbucks
>>533712557bots and ai. humans don't use linkedin
>>533715484>be pajeet engineer in india>see structural engineering advice on linkedin>saar...I must apply make INDIA better super power sir defeat chinkwebm rel
>>533712557>Most people see coffee.Do they really?
>>533712557Management is 90% luck, luck induces magical thinking
>>533715935The guy at the back of the trailer trying to hold it back by hand is what makes this a classic.
