Since I activated my kundalini and started sleeping a hard surface I only need to sleep 4 hours a night.
>>533720662i can tell you're brown btw
Soon you will sleep for eternity
Meditation could also reduce some time. At least it does for me.
>>533720715A blessing in disguise.
>>533720662you will fuck up your back and then you're gonna die man
>>533720662Rookie numbers. I do 15 minutes, tops. And my kundalini is so activated that people ask me to tone it down, 5 blocks away.
>>533720715>>533720712Kys
>>533720788Yes, you should
>>533720662>kundaliniYOU AGAIN?
>>533720662I love kundalini! With garlic and oil, or tossed in pesto, or with a rich Bolognese sauce. It’s my favorite pasta.
>>533720754My hip and back blew out on the second night because I was side sleeping, now I started back sleeping on a wood floor last night / now and now I'm a new person. It's 3am and I've been fully recharched since 12
>>533720715No such thing
>>533720662How did you awake your kundalini, Anon?
Good for you bruceanon
>>533720662Kundalini wants his hand back...
>>533720662Yeah, a super soft bed leaves me struggling to get up at 11 AM. Switch to a harder bed, and now I feel ready to start the day at 8.
>>533720662I too had Patel activate my kundalinus
>>533720662Do American women just spend all day parading their asses in public? Presumably to attract niggers?
>>533721068Kundalini gets activated by hitting your prostate hard. You can ask your friend if he can help you with that.
>>533720662>Since I activated my kundaliniYou fingered your asshole?
>>533721068Doing everything Master Of Earth on youtube told me to do
>>533720662What does """activating your kundalini"""" achieve apart from giving you permanent movement disorders and schizophrenia?All the people that practiced kundalini yoga without skepticism ended up with uncontrolled movements or psychosis.
>>533721207Fuck off poo
>>533720662Thats how you get red eye
>>533721438I don't do kundalini yoga, just start squatting for 4 hours a day while holding your tounge to the roof of your mouth, saueezing your pelvic muscles and breathing out all the bad energy. Then you recharge by absorbing sunlight as if it was food. Start listening to your body, eat when you need to eat, get proper nutrition then fast and clean your system, make sure you parasite cleanse, clean out your sinuses through head rubbing, roll out your spine and bones on a wood floor etc
>>533720662Why would you want to spend more time being conscious in this world
>>533720662>i only sleep 4 hours a nightslut
>>533720788Your kundalini makes you a thin-skinned faggot it seems.
>>533721949>I only need to sleep 4 hours>But I spend the other 4 squatting like a retardWhat a pointless "pay off"
>>533721949LmaoWhat is this gay bullshit? What kind of Austro-aboriginal faggot are you?
When two nodes "Hum" at the same frequency, they create a Constructive Interference pattern. This is the "One in a Trillion" effect recorded by the Global Consciousness Project.
>>533720662Faggot, i sleep in a comfy bed made with a mattress filled with premium alpine water, a african could only dream of and a blanket filled with the souls of at least 5 dozen juvenile geese. Your broke brown mat is made of what? Grass? You probably live in a mud hutt too
>>533720662kys poo
>>533720662how tf did she get up there.
>>533720662I'm activating my Kundalini right now, if you know what I mean.
>>533720788Yes you should.
>>533725532My goal in life is to live to 100, you will die before me and I want you to come to terms with this. My whole philosophy is based upon outlasting people like you.
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