just prep and live in the woods, bro.
>>533721433that nigga lived life to the fullest
>>533721433>goes into woods>seeks shelter in abandoned school busthis goes both waysdude is faggot, but also cannot really escape human influence
>>533721433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0this song is about satan
>>533721610I mean practically speaking finding a prebuilt structure in a survival situation is a blessing. You would save a ton of calories.
>>533721433Yes. I already have a plan, I have seeds and plants growing, I even have some animals now. The only thing I am waiting for is for my family to get sick of me or the Mark of the Beast to be implemented, or just climate lockdowns that Trump is pushing go into effect.
>>533721433He found a shelter already built for him which is the only reason he made it that far. He was such an imbecile he could not even make a shelter for himself. I will explain why in the next post.
>>533721433Shame he killed that moose and let all the meat spoil only to die from eating poisonous berries.
>>533721433>eats poisonous berries >dieshubris leads to bad ends
>>533721433Too lateCams will be installed in trees and drones will patrol the woods in a few years
He went to the wilderness improperly dressed as many people told him beforehand.He had a rifle on him which most Europeans don't have but he was too stupid to smoke meat.He was able to kill a moose with a .22 rifle but was too retarded to preserve the meat so most of it went bad before he could eat it. I will explain how this imbecile died in part 3
>>533721433>prepThat might have actually saved his life if he had done it.
just because mccandles was a retard doesnt mean anon has to be retarded
>>533721761>the Mark of the Beast to be implementedanon its not the 80s anymore.
>>533721433Kikes promote the live innawoods cowardice so no one violently overthrow their power in a uprising. Also now if you go in the woods the ticks will bite you and give you alpha gal syndrome and you won't be able to eat meat or drink milk.
>>533721730True.But he was a faggot, in that, if he had just spent a year or two with an Alaskan ranger or an "Inuit" indigenous, he would still be alive.Point is: It's wrong to think you should be 'thankful' for human society/civilization, but it's just as wrong to think it 'despicable.'At least that is the lesson I'd take from this dude.It's clear he wasn't "thinking straight" in some part, and that isn't wanting to be free of human society, but just being an unprepared and entitled douche, which nature treats even more harshly than human civilization.
>>533721816He killed a moose with a .22 long rifle which is pretty impressive. But he was such an urbanite rat he didn't know how to smoke the meat despite having plenty of wood around him. His entire effort should have been around finding water and preserving the moose meat, he already got a shelter via luck he had no idea how to build one otherwise.
>>533721433Isn't he the guy who prepped for years, but only mentally and found out that you also have to prep IRL?
>>533721923Thanks, subscribed.
>>533721433>be a retarded hippy>stumble off into one of the last great remaining wilderness areas completely unprepared>this is a valid argument against any type of preparedness>Canadian flagPeople are calling it the most jeeted slide thread of all time
>>533721580Every day I get more jealous of people who live like this
>>533721433i still think the river rising leading to this nigga starving is the dumbest shit ever. like build a raft or something. this nigga fled an island surrounded by sea and sharks on a bag of coconuts while being in concentration camp shape
>>533721958You are right, time is far shorter now. No more time to be wasted on this material world and consumerism when the ability to save your immortal soul is about to be blocked.
>>533721433The globalists govern almost the entire globe, there is no way to stay out of their all-seeing eye. I wish the land of the savages from "Brave New World" was an actual thing.
And make sure you know what you're doing, the guardrails keeping retards alive don't exist innawoods.
>>533721433Into Thin Air > Into the Wild
>>533721433lol either starve to death or get Ruby Ridged
>prepdumb suburbanite missed this one vital step!
>>533721958He's telling the truth it's already over anon, you can lie to yourself all you want but ultimately you're a blind fool and incapable of seeing. Find Jesus Christ, he will help you see. Or find Satan if you're into that, but Hell is real and it's not a nice place. All he wants is for you to refuse Jesus so he can take your soul to hell where you will be tortured for eternity. You wanna go to Heaven bro, I wanna see you there. Can you really not see? It's so obvious, it's in your face slapping youAlso deciphering this song I'm not sure what it is meant to represent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>533722082No his car randomly broke down in the desert and he decided to become a nomad. He traveled around Mexico and the west coast before making his way to Alaska
>>533722058kek if he spent a year with a snow nigger he'd have died of alcoholism instead you stupid fuck there's no secret indiginous knowledge. Alaska has the worst crime rates in the US because of mouthwashaholic snow niggers
>>533721433>be retarded and die for freeit really is that simple
He tried. Keep eating your tendies, bitches.
>>533721433Wasn't there a movie about this faggot?
He found a shelter by pure luck - he didn't know how to build oneHe killed a moose by pure luck - he didn't know how to preserve the meatI don't know about his water situation but he had a river nearbySo this retard had favorable conditions all he had to do was kill animals with his rifle and smoke the meat. Which he failed to do, so because he was starving he poisoned himself with plants that he didn't know about. He didn't even read about the local flora. The mild poisoning got him stuck to the bed which means he couldn't hunt anymore so he starved to death like a retard.
>>533722058Hes a faggot because of hubris. He thought hes so smart he could survive anywhere without other humans.
>>533722272i like mine with curry ketchup and mayonaise dipped in both
He lived and died. We're existing and will die
>>533721433The whole point of that guy's story was that his preparation was dog shit, retard.Idiot committed suicide by stupid.
>>533721433like uncle Ted, alone in the woods left to his own devices
>>533722322Into the Wild. Into Thin Air is Krakauer's best work though since it's basically an autobiography
>>533722058>But he was a faggot, in that, if he had just spent a year or two with an Alaskan ranger or an "Inuit" indigenous, he would still be alive.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_OnodaEasier in tropics than in Alaska, though with the right knowledge (more abundance, but also more abundance of poison and venom), I'd guess.The problem with most of these is that you either feed of the wild (unreliable, possibly 'illegal'), do some form of agriculture (stationary and energy) or rob people, the latter of which is sometimes the reason government has to intervene again in "outcasts."So: No real escape, since the whole world is interconnected in one way or the other (your food abundance itself being subject to local laws and regulations).Thus we agree on something like 'human rights,' which are (so far) just geopolitical tools, but if you take the ideals in it at face value, "luxury communism" is one of the lesser wrong conclusions you may follow.I suggest a very gradual shift, over at least twenty years, but also actual commitment.t. Civilian
>>533722455Uncle Ted wasn't alone in the woods. This guy was alone for real, Ted lived in a big ass cabin next to a village and he got a monthly allowance from his parents Ted was not a survivalist he would've died the same way if he went to Alaska.
>>533722250I suppose it is a point of contension among their elders, and that tradition slowly slips out of mind.I recommend manifesting such knowledge in digitally reproducible form.
>>533722155>the land of the savages from "Brave New World"is taken from Zamiatin "We", and yeah is some of the weak points of those books. A totalitarian society cant let anything out
>>533721433Lately there been some faggitry around town.
>>533722494This guy was a complete retard. Soldiers that returned home got married and had children. He fough a guerilla war against imaginary enemies for 29 year that means he got no pussy FOR 3 FUCKING DECADES.If I found out 30 years later that the war was over in 45 I would've killed myself right there.
>>533721433He forgot the prep part.
It's been something surreal.
>>533722729Aww, little gypsy wants some pussy.Go get 'em, tiger.Clap back when you've got some.
>>533722069>He killed a moose with a .22 long rifle which is pretty impressiveit's poaching. then as you say he wasted the meat which makes it even worse. he was like an hour from the highway the whole time, it was an overly elaborate suicide
>>533722129This guy wasn't a retarded leftist hippie for starters.
>>533722571Pretty much all the native american elders with any real cultural knowledge have died off, and the young do not care to learn it, because it's more or less useless in the modern day. All they care about is drugs and alcohol. Sad!Many years ago I remember watching a documentary series where this guy traveled around trying to learn native crafts. Even though he was a white man, they were overjoyed that someone wanted to learn from them, because their own young did not. Isn't that just depressing? Makes me feel sick.Anyway. You're better off learning from online resources, as you said. OP guy was a dipshit retarded faggot.
>>533722823Bit of both. Likely he was suicidal and decided wither he lives or. Doesn't. Really if he didn't get sick and could have managed to stay alive a few more weeks he would have been able to get to the highway, but being ill and low on calories meant he didn't have the energy to make it to the highway. Retard should have brought provisions with him, but again he was on a suicide mission.
>>533722823Didn't he get trapped when the river thawed?
>>533722155There is a land of savages IRL it's called Afghanistan. You could go there to escape from globalism like you claim.BUT you are too autistic to make friends in your own country let alone a completely different culture. You can't even make it in Afghanistan IRL but you think you'd make it in the land of savages from Brave New World completely by yourself? Fucking idiot.
>>533722982They somehow survived for thousands of years, whatever, I don't care about the finer details, the point is, it's possible (and those guys may know how; that a lot of them are alcoholics is one of the reasons I put Inuit in quotation marks, to 'parody' the irony that there is indeed no escape).
>>533722813I can and have gotten plenty for $30 at a time. Only hobos go for entire decades without any pussy, if you are castrated good for you. Living in the wilderness by yourself without a woman is a humiliation ritual, you are humiliating yourself. Fuck is up with all the low test "males" these days
But everyone's just talking about their ego death as the cry as superior knowledge and mental processing destroys all their hopes and dreams.Well, fuck you too, by the way.Faggots, all of you.
Remember when BLM/ANTIFA faggots started farming in the middle of the street with dirt on paper plates?
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>>533723074>Didn't he get trapped when the river thawed?I think that's what the movie shows, if I recall the real events were a bit different. Also it was a fairly active hunter shelter, if he could have just brought some fat with him instead of just rice he probably could have held out. >>533722987>Bit of bothI grew up in same area as him (DC area) and totally get why watching everyone scramble to make themselves rich via the government causes you to want to completely check out of society. Anyone from there who has even a shred of conscience has had similar thoughts.
>>533723322The point is: And then what?It's just glorified masturbation, then.Your entire life, nothing but pain and pleasure.Cheers, gypsy anon.
>>533723473*But probably: You're just dumb muscle for the rest.It's up to you to prove the opposite, otherwise, be happy and shut up, your objections are noted.Faggot.
>>533723473Well go live in the forest like your idol then if women are overrated. You won't wageslave ever again and don't have to pay taxes. All you need is a plane ticket and nobody will hear from you ever again.
>>533721433this retard must have been a city fag, as someone who lives in the woods, it's suicidal to live like this without extensive experience
>>533723622Why so invested, anon, are you a woman or something?Show tits or gtfo.
>>533723074If I recall there was a bridge like a mile or 2 upstream of him, he was too retarded to scout out his location throughly. If he had any fucking sense he would take a second to think hey how did this big ass bus get all the way out here and across the river
>>533723677You know that in nature being exiled from your tribe was a death sentence right?Trying to live by yourself in wilderness is retarded you're giving yourself a prehistoric death sentence
>>533721433thats what im doing, homesteading in the final form of prepping
>>533723928Yeah, there is a different modus operandi for being a loner.Still, I'm really confused how a gypsy anon is so upset by the fact that renegades can survive.Did your GF get stolen by some mountain spirit from Transylvannia or something?I'm sorry to hear that, anon.If you're so happy with life, what are you doing here? Your POV is noted, but it is not everything, sex is for children, it is pleasurable so we do do it, but what good is it, if your children has to face a world that is more unjust than your world of today?>oh look at me>im so importantNo, you go ahead, you seem to know what you're doing, I'm fine, thanks.I pity an imaginary child having to deal with all your shit.So, yes, you win, because you're all too dumb for me, and I'm not allowed to gas you all (by the big G, by the way, not by the small g, but that's probably already too complicated for you to understand).
>>533724018based. Do you think gardening is worth it for providing food? I've done a bit and it is a lot of work and the supplies can also cost money. When I've thought about prepping I've thought it would be better to just buy and store huge amounts of canned and other preserved food.
>>533724215>renegades can surviveYeah you can because of modern technology. Humans aren't supposed to live outside of their tribes, if you don't physically croak from being exiled from your tribe your mind will go next.The glorification of giving up is nonsensical men should strive to control their environment that includes other people going into the woods is just giving up and ldar.
>>533724408The Amish are a great counter-example, they are 'loners' in their pursuit, who happen to have a community.Obviously, I'm projecting a life of solitude, because, oh my god, fuck women.I can just drop my semen at a sperm bank, though, it'll find its audience, so there are no worries in that sense.In fact, I'm a bit annoyed when I'm dead, somebody might still be able to extract my semen, and I don't want any of my exes to... well, you know.Anyhow, I can't spend the evening babysitting your ass, like I said, I have no idea what's wrong with you, I wish you all the best, not for you, but for everybody else, including me.Cheers.
>>533724018very based
>>533721580>>533722119>Sitting around bored in the woods>Starve and dieI don't see the appeal tbdesu
>>533724687that's why nobody will remember your name.
>>533724408A man's mind goes many times, considering what he learns. I've lost count, only managed to keep it after finding Jesus and becoming as clean as possible given the brutal poisoning of everything around me.Regardless of what you are doing to remain in the world - which is commendable given your lack of knowledge - the reality is the satanists are spraying heavy metals and modifying the climate to such an extent that things will never prosper as they used to. The food will never be as nutritious as the year prior, the soil is in a constant state of degradation, the wildlife is scoured, even the people aren't what they used to be. They not only damage the world but the very soul of man. The destruction of the world is to such an extent that innawoods won't be feasible for long. Why do you cling to life instead of to Christ? Do you think you can avoid IR cameras and spy planes? Do you think they do not have your every plan and every want and every desire mapped out? The only escape my friend is Jesus Christ, only Christ saves, all other paths lead to destruction. I don't mean to by cynical, I simply want you to see, and to be realistic.
>>533724854Ok, you got me. Now, go into them woods and starve to death. We will remember your name, i promise :D
>>533724305>Do you think gardening is worth it for providing food?yes. but you need to a huge garden to grow enough. i focus on potatoes, black eyed peas, pinto beans, sweet potatoes, butternut squash, tomatoes and peppers. i grow enough to last almost the entire year. i also grow all kinds of seasonal veggies that dont store well.>I've done a bit and it is a lot of work and the supplies can also cost money.gardening is a poor mans hobbie, i do all my garden by hand and buy my seeds from the dollar store. the most expensive parts would be the canning equipment and all the jars, also fencing gets expensive fast if you have to battle deer, possums, raccoons, ect.>When I've thought about prepping I've thought it would be better to just buy and store huge amounts of canned and other preserved food.i will eventually run out but is more stable, one hail storm and i would be fucked. chickens are probably the best way to get easy food, a person could live off of 5 hens. gardening is alot of work but when down right you can most certainly feed a family doing it. picrel is one of my potato patches, i have 2 potato, 2 pinto bean, 1 black eyed pea and 1 sweet potato patch that size
>>533724854Why the fuck would I care about people remembering my name?
Think you're in Heaven but you're living in hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g-XjSNh8TY
>>533721433He didn't prep though, he specifically refused to get a map of the area and that caused his death because he didn't know a traversable path was very close to his location. I like him, but he clearly either didn't think anything through, or he on some level wanted to die.
>>533721433Doesn’t work when you only do one of those two…
No one can stop them now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5dTvFZf8UEAnd babylon system because bob was basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzv1EI5gDnE
>>533725209nice thanks for the explanation. Yeah fencing is tough, deer can destroy a garden in minutes
>>533726188potatoes require no fencing, nothing fucks with them except bugs and my chickens usually keep them under control
>>533723888He was offered a map and refused it, he either wanted to die or he truly believed Nature was a Disney movie where nothing can go wrong. Being totally unprepared was what he wanted, because preparedness was "an evil of society that can't just appreciate the beauty of the present" or some shit.
>>533721580Going into the woods unprepared and dying of starvation after being a bum for a while isn't living life to it's fullest. It's just being a bum. I'll give him credit for being a risk taker, but he's the same type of risk taker that would lose their life savings at the casino and kills themself. Living life to it's fullest would be more like Dick Proenneke. He lived out in the wilderness of Alaska for 60 years or something and they turned his cabin into a museum.
>>533721433hes the kurt cobain of woodland
>>533721610he thought but would get him out of there
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