Why is /pol/ anti-bike again?
niggers
>>533721743Why not electric bike?
>>533721743anon, you know why. shut-ins, fat, americunts, etc
>>533721743/pol/ is funded by the splc
>>533721743>go so slow you get whizzed like a public urinaltake the motorbikepill already
>>533721743they are spiritual niggers
>>533721743I'm not.What.Personally I don't find it fun in terms of recreational use but it's a useful way to get around.
>>533721743/pol/ is ok wearing a radiation suit, but usually people don't wear a radiation suit.
Hate cyclists, they should all be free to hit. In this shithole dying country all the boomers ride around on electric bikes because they're lifeless fucking zombies. My feet itch everytime they appear in my field of vision. If I ever were to have terminal cancer I'd mow into a bunch of them and keep backing up and forth till nothing but human pulp remains. Cyclists are a pest.
>>533721743Because EG White was always the true queen of /pol/
>>533721743Are you referring to normal people on bikes or competitive dentists with spray-on Lycra?
>>533721743Cause bikes are faggot
>>533721743Why not horse like Amish
Any "man" caught dead riding a bike is as weak and pathetic as he looks lolImagine using a fucking kids toy to travel
>>533721918You WILL wait behind me while I pedal at 5 mph uphill, CAGER
>>533721743>Why do obese losers who seldom leave their room hate a device that requires physical effort to operate.Not sure. It's truly a mystery.
There are undeniable benefits for biking with huge caveats (weather, range, infrastructure).Sadly though... biker culture kills any enthusiasm i could have regardless of country.Bikers in general act like privileged (and they are factually privileged in multiple aspects, in this they are right) faggots blatantly shitting on the rules deliberately made to protect them.In short... it is understandable if you use your bike for commuting. But I'll still cheer on the rekt videos and wish death upon the fools obstructing the traffic.
>>533722173>Any "man" caught dead riding a bike is as weak and pathetic as he looks lol Imagine using a fucking kids toy to travelAmeriturds are so retarded, it's unbelievable.
>>533722245>casually ignoring two cop cars preventing motorists from self-correcting the problem
>>533722173this anon has chicken legs and a tiny ass
>>533721743Somehow fails to mention that the lack of barrier of entry means that the most retarded motherfuckers on earth use it to partake in traffic, being the main cause of fatal accidents of cyclists which is then used as the reason by hysterical foids to demand that entire cities should be razed to the ground to make them "bicycle compatible". Millions are wasted to make retard proof streets for cyclists just to find out the fucks don't use it anyways.If something is good enough for both foot traffic and truck traffic it needs something as stupid as a cyclist to fuck up on it.
>>533721743bikes don't do braps on downshifts
>>533721743it's an excuse for city planners to trap you in high tax environments so they can spend money on satanic pedo parties
>>533722468How does it feel knowing no one knows or cares what your flag even is lol>>533722523>Cyclists are JACKED bro!
>>533722576theyre pretty fucking dumb arent they
I've never had any trouble with 99% of bikersI've gotten pretty annoyed by the couple I've encountered who won't get out of the middle of the fucking street though
>>533721743Because niggersYou can't have a bike with niggersYou can barely have a car with niggersExpect to have your car windows repeatedly broken with niggers
>>533721918Holy shit, fucking murder all bikers.
>>533722651I scream past them above the speed limit every time. Worst is when there's a sidewalk they could use but they want to get 7 mph in the road in a 35 mph zone. If there is a puddle I make sure to try and splash them.
>>533722725Holy based.
>>533722576I don't know what the requirements are for a license IN GERMANY, but in America this is a non-factor. The license system here is just so they can give you tickets and identify your body after the accident.
>>533722686>beep beep
>>533721743They are to a man faggots
And while we are at the topic of privilege:To keep the barrier of entry low bikes in most nations ignore basic requirements mandatory for everyone ELSE in traffic.- They do not have a licence plate so their identification is nigh impossible. This contributes to their lawlessness.- Having no plates or ID pretty much makes it impossible to make an insurance mandatory. So any damage their actions cause must be collected from an unidentifiable person or trough a civil lawsuit.- No exam requirements or drivers license means that no knowledge of laws is needed. They are expected to follow rules that they are unaware of. The 3 above results in a (by traffic regulation standards) freak situation where the nations have laws protecting unidentifiable, uninsured traffic participants who are not required to have any knowledge whatsoever and cannot be held responsible unless directly caught... and cities spend millions on infrastructure to satisfy these leeches.
Bikes themselves are not bad, bikes lanes and paths for them are not bad. Forcing them to share the road with cars is.
>>533721743/pol/ is anti-kike, not anti-bike.
>>533723128TRUTH NUKERUTHNUKE>>533721743FAGGOT.
>>533723091i wish i had the balls to pull this move. hero
>>533721783This, if you live in a city with really any of them then anyplace you put a bike will be stripped in minutes like piranhas. You’ll never see niggers work faster than when they strip a bike. Like stop suggesting I use a bike you stupid autistic fucks. If you don’t live in like suburbs around Seattle, in the summer, then you probably can’t use a bike to commute reliably and safely.
>>533723938THIS! If we had separated and well-connected bike paths everywhere, then there would be no problems. It would save the taxpayer millions.
>>533721819Just like every left wing belief is funded by the elites.
https://spectator.com/article/the-real-reason-we-should-be-burning-our-own-gas/>Upgrading to Concorde to fly across the Atlantic saved you less time than your great-grandfather saved in his first 20 miles riding a bikeBikes are the ultimate method of ground transportation
>>533721743Bicycles are fun, the faggots that ride them are the issue.
>>533723781>>533721918thisban unregulated bikes
>>533722486LMAO amygdala-free NPC
>>533724788>riding blindDropbars should be street illegal
>>533721918>>533722686Legitimately there is something wrong with people that bike outside of a neighborhood. Like it's a tell that someone has some weird mental pathology. They ride on the wrong side of the road, get pissed if you take a right turn when they're supposed to stop, they rush out into traffic without looking both ways.... Half the time if a car cuts me off, it's got a bike rack on it. They're assholes. It's a weird commonality. Has anyone else noticed this?
>>533721743>Why is /pol/ anti-bike again?i'm old and my knees hurt
>>533721743Why, with modern tech and advanced gearing, havent they figured out how to make regular cars pedal powered? Probably figured it out long ago but Big Oil just keeps it under wraps
>>533723128Yeah, it's not the bike. It's the faggot that wears a bodysuit and makes "cycling" his whole personality.
>>533721743The problem with bicycles is that they're used by cyclists
>>533725007its just retarded entitlement>oh i'll bike on the freeway, how could that go wrong
>>533721743Bike fags are the vegans of the exercise community. Everyone hates them for a reason.
>>533725007People who ride bicycles are a-okay. People who call themselves "cyclists" are vermin and should be classified as designated roadkill to alleviate future retardation.
>>533721743I love my bike.But I fully approve carfags running over anyone riding a bike on the road.The bike itself is fine. The absolute triple negro on top of it is the problem. Worse than jews.
>>533721743because jeet drivers will pop you like a melon.
How do you even find cheap bikes to buy? I want one, but I'm poor.
>>533726101There hasn't been cheap bikes since the Covid supply chain rape followed by permanent price hikes both from factories, stores, and second hand market
>>533726101Just pick one up that you see on the street. The unlocked ones are free
>>533721743>Why is /pol/ anti-bike again?I'm not, I'm against people who ride them because the majority are retarded.For example, we have a road, there is a sidewalk that is barely used by people walking, and if there was, both would eaisly be able to move onto the grass for a second to pass each other.But that doesn't matter because they made a bike lane, the exact size of a car lane, exclusively for bikes.And they still will be in the car lane. Something about people and bikes turns them into insufferable retards. Glad they don't ride at night because I would be extremely tempted for a hit and run to hopefully teach their community a lesson.
>>533725007Saw a guy cross 4 lanes and ride into oncoming traffic of a dedicated turn lane just to get to a path because following cross walks would mean he has to go 5 mph instead of 7.
>>533727147>Something about people and bikes turns them into insufferable retards.
Why do car fats think they are entitled to the road alone?
I don't mind bicycles in theory but in practice they're an issue. Like the faggot in this webm>>533721918Holding up traffic by driving that slowly should be criminal. He's endangering everyone else around him.
>>533721743>anti-bikeIt's not anti bike it's pro car/personal vehicle
>>533721836>posts jeetmobile cosplaying as an English thoroughbredngmi desu.
>>533722147why not oven where you belong?
>>533721743FPBP>>533721783Pic-rel. You want safe walkable cities? Then do something about the niggers first. Cars suck but they're a lesser evil than having to deal with niggers riding the public transit. Niggers have literally mug & killed people on public transit. It's straight up not safe.
>>533721743I have cars and a motorbike and love them, but I do enjoy using my Dad's old bicycle for short trips in the dry where I'm not transporting someone or something. Great exercise and gives a real sense of freedom. It's not unusual for me to pop into town for example, only to end up taking a 10-15 mile detour through the woods and along farm tracks to get home. I know lots of cyclists are cretins, but I try to be a considerate road user, and as a rule stick to alleyways and quiet streets when out during the day.Wonderful invention.
>>533727536imagine if the cops werent there
>>533721743Anons are fat and lazy. Niggers love bikes.
>>533726101Any used old bike from flea market should do. At worst you may have to replace the tires.
>>533721743Probably because /pol/ is mostly fat and/or brown. Fat people don't ride bicycles and brownoids aren't fond of mechanical maintenance (which is required if you own a bicycle).
>>533721743Some bicycles are very expensive, Pranjeet.
>>533722725>there's a sidewalk they could usefuck you keep them off the sidewalkthey just give you this bovine look as they come towards you, expecting you jump aside for them. they are supposed to be on the road, follwing the rules of the roadwalking/bike path combos are unusable because of bikers. they all have such aggressive personalities, which probably comes from their prostates getting potato mashed on their SADDLE! NOT SEAT and being estrogen dominantthey are the niggers of transportation and i'm tired of pretending they're not
Bikes are cool. I spent my childhood driving all over the city in my bike. Seeing all the ebikes out is pretty cool, desu. But alas, I'm an adult and I have a car. It is quite tempting though w\ some of the ebikes being $500ish.
>>533723128>likes ipa>incredibly prolapsed anus
>>533728611just dont buy the expensive ones, you're welcome
>>533728762Yup. I just buy a cheap one every 8 or 9 years and try to take really good care of it.
>>533728011Cool bike fren, here's mine, I only ride it for exercise though since I'm so rural
>>533727536>Holding up traffic by driving that slowly should be criminal. He's endangering everyone else around him.damn you are retarded fatsotractors using the road also endanger your fat as??
>>533728732I wouldn't buy an e bike before about 50yo. I know a 93yo who still bikes around on his old steel bike, gets his groceries etc. I actually met him because he was biking around in the rain buying electrical gear for his house and I felt sorry for him
>>533727536Impeding the flow of traffic is illegal, at least here
>>533722686To be fair everyone there is on a leisure ride so fuck them
>>533725176its legal to ride bicycles on highways in russia tho and the truck drove straight from lane to turn right which is actually illegalbut you dont care you are too fat to understand anything
>>533722147>Why not horse like Amishthis is what I want, it even has full self driving. Drunk? No problem, hop on and it walks itself home
>>533728762I have a Specialized road bike and it's the fastest, nicest bike I've ever ridden. Back when it was new it was probably 4-5k usd. Their new stuff is more than double that.
>>533721918Based as fuckDeath to car fatties
>>533729364Fuck no, I don't know what gave you that idea, riding a drunk horse is extremely dangerous
>>533723091Kek saved.
>>533721918Holy based
>>533721918Why is this dude riding a bicycle on a road that has absolutely no accommodation for bicycles? The idea that bicycles and cars can share a road needs to end.
>>533729434>riding a drunk horse
>>533721743I don't know about "all of pol's" opinion (didn't realize we're a hive mind monolith), but I don't have a problem with bicycles. I liked having one as a kid and would actually like one for an occasional small trip to the shop, but they are not as practical, safe or, convenient as a car for my circumstances. Also the weather where I live tends to be some variety of shit 80-90% of the time. If it works for you great, but that's not the case for everyone. The main critiques of the bicycle I have come down to 4 primary factors as they apply to me. One environmental as in when it's nice fine, but when it's not I don't want to be out in it. Just like a motorcycle a bike doesn't afford you a choice in the mater. Second safety. I know how to ride a bicycle safely, but other people however are fucking stupid and I don't want to get killed by one of them. Hence why I prefer a vehicle with a roll cage and airbags. Third and fourth are closely related and intertwined being infrastructural and sociological. I. E. niggers of their many splendniggerious varieties. Modern society whether you admit it or not is largely based on paying for nigger avoidance and that means distance from them in a "they dare not call it soft segregation" type of situation. Thus everywhere I want to go is a distance away from where I live that makes a bicycle inconvenient and the infrastructure built around it agrees with me on that. Also when I get to said place usually ends up being a concentrated soft target for said people I would like to avoid with limited security infrastructure for securing a bicycle (which by virtue of it's design is a high value target for said undesirable people)You're a 1pbop bot/shill so I don't know why I'm trying to explain this to you, but that's a /pol/ problem. Your question is broken and should be something like. Why can't we make infrastructure better for bicyclists without fucking over a car based society? But that's an actual question.
>>533729682Check all the other vehicles, sports card and bikes, and cops catching speeders. It's just a leisure drive for rich men subconsciously looking for pussy
>>533727147Where I live, there are bicycle lanes on the sides of the road. Guess where most bicyclists choose to ride? On the damn SIDEWALK where I'M WALKING, usually with my child. It makes me want to push these niggerfaggots into traffic.
>>533729682I saw shit you wouldnt believe in Switzerland, literal bike fucks in the mountains driving in the middle of the road, there is no place to overtake them. Im forced to burn 2x fuel because of low speed low gear driving.
>>533730099I'd genuinely end some lives, I don't know how you tolerated that.
>>533729800Hilariously there's case precedence. Horses and elephants both like getting drunk. Most of them like sweet beverages like juice and soda too. But both cases of riding drunk horses and riding horses while drunk are documented occurrences. Most of the cases are men riding horses while drunk though. You can get a DUI for it. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wgJjYC8jyxohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z8ZYzjHAinEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/d8SpUj0Vt34
>>533722486They ride with their head down for aerodynamics which is one of the most retarded things imaginable."Yeah let me just put on this blindfold so I can go 5% faster."
>>533722486/whyweretheyfilming/
>>533730362All animals love getting loaded. I mean, we do it to fufil our animal needs, it's certainly not an intellectual thing to do
>>533721743Not anti bike, anti cyclist
PASS THE BIKES 1488 RACE MORE NOW
>>533727486>001MPHlol
>>533721743Location and attitude. On a trail? A backroad? An actual bike path? No problem, have fun, everyone needs a bit of cardio. On a highway? Main road? Being a colossal cunt in traffic? Fuck off, hope you get greased and your wife's son has to identify your lycra shorts after the dump truck is done with (You).
>>533730376>5%these niggers arent moving at 100 mph where a 45 degree difference on their thick skulls yield anything but a fraction of a percent of total speed all that at the cost of losing 95% of spatial awareness on a highway field with hundreds of screaming metal 2 ton beasts >>533722523>rides a black cock and ball shaped foam dildo so he can flaunt his ass to other bike kikes like a faggot baboon
>>533721743Because they are just in the way no matter if they are riding on the sidewalk or the road. Bikes should unironically be banned as a method of general travel and should only be allowed at dedicated bike parks with dedicated bike trails.
https://youtu.be/QOVazDe9I8U
>>533721918Based
>>533722173In general yes, but I can see certain applications. I am building an overlander for traveling the national parks and unironically want a "cross sport) E-bike for it. My brother drives an 18 wheeler around the country and can only park in certain locations. We both have limited stowage and similar access issues. Having the ability to hop on an E-bike and go to a real grocery store would be an actual benefit for either of us. I also worked with a guy that rode one to work most days, but he lived just down the street, so it was actually convenient for him. But for the most part yes a grown man has no business riding a bicycle for anything other than recreation. Niggers love them because no license required and if some white guy leaves theirs unsecured it's free.
>>533731760Kek thanks for unreal video I love NY.
>>533721743Im anti cyclist, not anti bike. Its like black people and niggers.
>>533732104
Because /pol/ is full of lardass neckbeardsBicycling seems to be a White male sport
bike:>miserable when weather is bad>extremely limited passenger and cargo capacity>slow as a snail>short reach>strenuous and exhausting to drive car:>complete independence from weather>huge passenger and cargo capacity>fast as lightning>unlimited reach>comfy and relaxing experiencethe only upside bikes have is being cheap. anybody who can afford to drive a car instead, does.(this is for bikes as a means of transportation, obviously bikes as a hobby or sport is a different thing)
>>533732267>car>have to pay jew taxes and insurance scams on everything, have to pay fees for shit you already ownAt least in the ZOG empire it’s that way
>>533732250It really is the purest form of meritocracy A man with a full stomach using simple mechanical advantage can travel great distances on a device that can be maintained with simple tools perfected through generations of thoughtful development. Every one mad is fat, lazy and retarded.
>>533721743just get an ebike so you won't get tired while it rides itself
Cars are more goycattle NPC-like if you think about it>oy vey you have to follow the made up rules and park in the made up goy zone>you can’t park here goyRule following goycattle
>>533732080>a grown man has no business riding a bicycle for anything other than recreation
>>533732481>oy did you forget to lube my engine up, faggot?
>>533732104You been here?
>>533725007More entitlement than a chick or niggerUp there with the kikesThat is why everyone hates them so much and laughs at them getting smushed on videos
Do you liek mudkipz?
>>533721743bikes are genuinely basedthis thread is full of insecure miggers whose F350 (12.9% APY) is their personality
>>533729364Hell yeah, cowboy style
>>533721743because you are homosexual
>>533721918I'm about 90% sure that's the road to Silver City New Mexico. In the bike niggers defense they have some yearly ride the cops are probably there to make sure no one runs the bikey boy over.
>>533732618No but I saw a lot of vods.
>>533721743because they're raped kikeslaves.
>>533721918lmaowhat kind of person is comfortable with holding up 10 other people
>>533721918holy fucking based.
>>533721796Because that would be a motorcycle or if you're sweedish and gay a scooter. Bikes should be human powered unless you're a limp wristed fag who is out of shape and cannot propel yourself on the trails, or a jeet delivering Uber.
>>533723781I just hate them because they are so annoying and gayBut, your points are objectively devastating
>>533722173>sour grapes coping because his fat ass would break the bike and collapse from exhaustion before he made it 10 feet
>>533721743/pol/ isn't a set group of people or a place. this is is something the zoomer mind and younger can not comprehend. its not a fucking club of people that congregate and have meetings. anyone can post on it at any given time, and most the time its jews these days.
>>533723781All of those points are in favor of the cyclists. They don’t have to operate within the made up kike system and pay insurance and fees for their own property. This makes the kikes seethe
>>533731570>looks at a bike>first thing he things about is black dicks and dildos and flaunting assThat's a you problem, you projecting cuckold faggot LMAO
>>533732818whole this video is weirdwhy are there 2 cop cars therewhy are there so many sports cars therewhy one of those sports car has circle with number on the hoodwhats up with this truck next to the road with commercial on the roof and bicycles on the backit might aswell be some race or something
>>533732358it's like that everywherestill worth it though. car saves time and time is money, the utility you gain from a car far outweighs the cost
>>533732897you're missing out on a great time if you're passing on a decent ebike. >I ride mine to work every day, rain, sun, snow.>i charge it at work because fuck the police>they make ebikes good enough to survive light and medium grade trails now
>>533730389A lot of people have dashcams, fren
>>533732647Newfag/Gaiafag.The meme is "I herd u liek mudkipz"
>>533733234I hadn't considered it could be AII assume it is a cycling race too
>>533733234>why are there 2 cops therePretty sure the context of the full video was some riding event, they're there to make sure all the retards behave and no cyclicsts get problem solved. >why so many sports carsIt's a popular curvy hillside road, that shit's like catnip for sports car and sportbike owners. >sports car with a numberAmericans do that sometimes, it could also actually be a street legal race car/track toy.
>>533733478it predates AI by several years you retarded cunt
>>533722030>EG Whiteshes homely
>>533732520You very clearly did not read or are ignoring the rest of my post. Please by all means try commuting the distance those people do every day on a bicycle and tell me how it goes. Suburbanization was caused by people wanting to not live around niggers. Businesses are built around city centers. To get from the place they can afford that they actually want to live in to the place they need to work to afford it they have to commute. It's a known trade off. It is a symptom of a larger systemic problem.
>>533722725bikes arent supposed to ride on the sidewalk.
>>533729369A bikes utility score goes down with its price. Even though it's faster, it's not that much faster and you can't really leave it anywhere so what use is it really?
>>533721918Imagine how fucking hard he was. His cock must have been throbbing from the sheer ecstasy of inconveniencing everyone.
>>533733478i think its older than AI
>>533733322I own a motorcycle and dirt bike too. Ebikes are gay and for fags who can't afford a motorcycle. If you don't want to pedal be a big boy and buy a real toy.
>>533733301>time is moneyno more jewish misrepresentation of life exists
>>533733708yes its man made horror beyond comprehensionthe car slaveryi dont have problem riding bicycle from suburb to city center especially during business hours when roads are packed and there's no parking spacealthough its less than 1mln people city
Cars are clearly better Is this a trick question
>>533733708>grows from 2% to 4.5% over five years>THIS IS THE PROBLEM IN THE HOUSING MARKET!!! IT'S THE DEMOCRATS AND THE JEETS!!!>pay no attention to wall street's behavior for the last 18 years, goyrepublicans are so mentally jewed it's unreal
>>533721743It's literally impossible to look manly while riding a bike.
>>533727147Maybe we should ban the things that make cyclists insufferable assholes. Like ticketing cyclists for biking in car lanes when theres a cycling lane available or banning drop down handlebars because it angles the cyclists head downwards and they cant see in front of them.
>>533734457>It's literally impossible to look manly while riding a bike.that's a spiritually feminine concern
>>533731760Fucking lmao what a redditor.
>>533721743Why not use e-schooter. Better in every way. (For cities).
>>533734457
>>533728977Tractor riders tend to be more respectful and aware of their surroundings. Bare minimum they have their hazards on and they pull over to the shoulder if they are being an inconvenience to people. This is what we get when people drive like they live in a high trust society. In your country people must get wrapped around Poles all the time.
>>533721743Ni ga stole my bike
>>5337217431. Because niggers steal them.2. They'll steal the replacement you get 4 days later.3. You smell like sweat.4. Your clothes sweat through.5.Your hair is windblown.6. Niggers steal them.7. You're stuck bringing home exactly one night's worth of meals... every fucking day, forever.8. You can't date from a bicycle.9. Niggers steal them.10. If your sister calls you at 2am crying saying she needs you to hurry and come picker her up, what are you supposed to tell her, to take the fucking bus?11. Niggers steal them.12. They sound like a better idea to someone under the age of 23 who doesn't know what it's like to have bad knees, a bad hip, or a bad back.13. Repeating for emphasis, niggers steal them.14. George Soros wants you to ride a bike because the UN occupational force will have an easier time hunting you down when you join the resistance and only have a bike.These are just the ones that are off the top of my head. A more thorough analysis should reveal several hundred strong reasons.
15 minute cities VSfatties that dont want to exercise. on the one hand bikes are based because it filters fatties that are subhuman. on the other bike extremists want to live in a world without cars and thats just retarded as well.
>>533731760This is peak NYC. I actually kinda like it. It's almost ASMR.
>>533735174oh right tractors always move so you can pass them even on one lane road with no sideroadand cyclists always fuck you over thats why you guys have been reposting the same webm for last 10 years thats most likely from some racefucking idiots
>>533735235>George Soros wants you to ride a bike because the UN occupational force will have an easier time hunting you down when you join the resistance and only have a bike.???Cars are one of the most tracked things ever.Holy Americattle.
>>533721743I like a dildo in my ass while i ride my bike
Yummy yummy my tummy is full of cum
>>533721743I’m pro bike.If the infrastructure was there they would be goated.Problem is you can’t move girls or objects around with it.I like bikes.Americans don’t realise their country is only car brained because they used to manufacture them there and to keep blacks away from white housing.
>>533721743Bicycles are children's toys.
Bicyclists look like auschwitz kikes. The physical fitness angle bikecucks use is laughable.
Running the tap while brushing my teeth to waste water maxxin to dab on the third world shitters
>>533735235Just admit that they don't make a bicycle large enough to support your weight. Points 1, 6, 9, 11, and 13 are valid, however.
>>533721743>Why is /pol/ anti-bike again?Because of the food Jews who fed them carbslop and got them fat.Because of the car Jews who destroyed public transport to force them into small metal coffins, perpetually stuck in traffic.Because of the medicine Jews who keep prescribing them pills instead of physical activity.Because of the nicotine and THC Jews who get them addicted and sick.
>>533735235>If your sister calls you at 2am crying saying she needs you to hurry and come picker her upThat she's a whore and a complete failure.
>>533735422Just an FYI I own an ebike. That doesnt mean I have to double down for cyclists like Im a part of a cult. Where I live in Florida there are a ton of dumb kids who do wheelies into traffic and there are a ton of wannabe marathon cyclists that will shit up the road wherever they go and Im not even in an urban area so it probably gets worse, so its not some cherrypicked race footage. Maybe cyclists in your country arent insufferable cunts but most my experiences with cyclists have been cunt positive.
>>533729863>randomly swerves into ingoing traffic because he thought about a cool trickNiggers.
>>533734193Is that real?? Alcohol is very bad for cats, I hope the little guy didn't get sick!
>>533721743Because I have to drive 50 kilometers to get to work, retard.
>>533729682>Why is this dude riding a bicycle on a road that has absolutely no accommodation for bicycles?because its a joke
>>533735544>Cars are one of the most tracked things ever.Uh huh. I can be in Mexico tomorrow morning with a car. You can maybe make it out of your city until someone is looking for you, and you're so fucking slow that once that happens you're actually slower than the cops arrival time... how do you even say shit so stupid? My fingers would refuse to type it out.
TBD
>>533721743"Hey babe, hop on the back. I'm going to pedal for the next 45 minutes to take you to that restaurant you like. Music? No, I forgot to charge my speaker so we can just enjoy the noise of traffic. What are you doing? Why are you going back into your house? I'm environmentally conscious! You said you liked that on your Tinder profile!"
>>533734457>>533734895Someone please post that balding French cyclist who won a bunch of races and hit a criminal with his bike and then got back on it and rode away.
>>533723091This drunk faggot is going to get a solid prison sentence for that.>https://www.fox4news.com/news/benjamin-hylander-arrest-man-slams-into-cyclists-in-dallas-texas
>>533728198You gave me fap material, but cut off the part where the cyclist was smeared all over the road by the next car.I hate you.
>>533721743I can't ride one. I literally spent my entire childhood trying, I probably spent at least 1000 hours trying to learn how to ride a bike.
>>533735235This.15. Your child is vomiting blood and needs to go to the hospital. The ambulances in your area take 20 minutes to arrive because niggers stab each other while stealing bikes, so it's useless to call them. 16. Because I heard that niggers steal them.
