>A U.S. Navy sailor assigned to a minesweeping ship that's headed to the Strait of Hormuz was medically evacuated to his home port after he was scratched by an Asian monkey while ashore in Thailand, officials say.>"He was our best minesweeper guy," said one Pentagon official. "This could be bad."https://www.axios.com/2026/04/23/us-sailor-monkey-attack-iran
>”monkey attack”Like the “suicides” in AfghanistanHe was probably shot and injured hy an Iranian drone
>>533736676Or he's faking it because he doesn't want to go on a suicide mission. The famous shot in the foot, but with a monkey bite. Lmao
>>533736558Sorry, Austin. Twas me all along.
>>533736558>ordered to suicide mission>quick “detour” to Thailand>mysteriously injured in “monkey attack”>sorry mr. shekelburg, can’t deal with those minesWhen not even the zogbots actually want to die for Israel, you know the Jews are fucked.
>>533736558Is monkey code for typical sea nigger prostitute?
>>533736558skill issue
God hates miggers
>>533737900>>533737871Only in India
>>533736558Never ask:>a woman her weight>a man her salary>a brazilian his endgame
>>533737900>>533737871Are Indians dumber than monkeys?
