I have a massive headache, and I can't get off the couch or think straight. Please help me. It hurts so much. It's like someone swung a metal bat to my head.
>>533738581Smell
>>533738581You drank too much
>>533738581Call 911 and get in an ambulance stu
>>533738581Unironically a brain aneurysm. Call an ambulance.
>>533738581Eat three bananas to get your potassium levels up, drink some water and then take a nap laying on the opposite of where your head hurts.
>>533738895>banannigger
>>533738581I'm a doctor, ask me anything
>>533738581Massage your neck . also the back of your neck and mussels going down your back,
>>533738581Two minuses make a plus. Hit your head with a metal bat and see what happens
You're just fat and gay
>>533738581drink water fren, no beer day fren.
>>533738981Yellow fruit and meat circles have been suggested already.
>>533738581Go to an emergency room if it's that bad
>>533738581vaxx status?
>>533738581do you work on antigravity research?
>>533738723Also eat something spicy. Vasodilator
>>533738581Just be yourself.
>>533738581Sumatriptan or put ice in a plastic bag and hold it with both hands for 15 minutes. You can also put the ice bag on your head from time to time.
>>533738581Call your doctor and ask about getting atrephination, should help
>>533738581You are dying bro. Say hello to Satan for me please.
>>533738581I wish I can pass you a few of these. They work wonders for any type of pain unless its something really severe. I pray that we never enter the European Union because they banned most of good meds in neighbouring countries that they use to produce domestically because they had "problematic" components, like codeine for example.
>>533740767He can work on his posture, good posture fixes it. Students should always have good posture before a master. There was a tic tok video about that earlier somewhere here.
Sudden headaches that can be described as "the worst I have ever felt in my life" should be immediately investigated for potential brain hemorrhageYou should see a doctor immediately
>>533739051No no I’m gay and fat
See a doctor anon.When desperate I do hum vibration.Not for mental self soothing larp only... actual vibrating throughout the brain, neck, mouth...
>>533738581How long has it lasted? Might be migraine, could also be a brain bleed. Any other symptoms? Did it just come or did you get some artifact in your vision before the headache? If you did and it passed before the headache it's probably migraine with aura.
>>533738581>1pbtiRIP
>>533738581Get out of the oval office then
>>533738581That's a thursday for me. I don't drink. I've had them since I was 9. They last 2-3 days.
Bring a amberlamps
