what do /pol/?
>>533743813give him a hug
"Are you guys from Phoenix Connexion?"
>>533743813Ask if they can hogtie me and fuck my ass and mouth at the same time while one of my own men is forced to suck my willy.
>>533743813>hostile takeover>lemme get good footage firstthe jews are really bad at this lately
>>533743813Boiling oil.
>>533743813wait. I seriously thought their threat to "close the straight" was that they would destroy/drone ships going past.plainly they ran out of drones and rockets.
>>533743813this would never happen, I don't believe in boats.
>>533743929Oh captain, when do we set sail? ;)
>>533743813do the Iranians even realize they look and act exactly like niggers?
>>533743813we wuz somali pirates
>>533743813
>>533744151Uh I’m more like the cabin boy. Thanks. You ruined the fucking fantasy.
>>533744234Do niggers realize they're being niggers? IRGC is giving everyone a reason why they should be killed to the last man.
>>533744599Naval intelligence is saying this may happen in two weeks or so
>>533743813hey he's got a counter strike skin
>>533744234shalom
honestly i’m flummoxed that USreal isn’t just killing these people it’s not like there’s a moral high ground to cling to
>>533744379>cabin boy>"my men"Not really how that works
>>533743813>IRGC making hype edits of their ownunserious war desu
You know, if you are on a small boat you cannot force anyone on the ship to lower the pilot ladder for you? These men were invited aboard.
>>533743813It would be in that moment that they fucked up
>>533746532>honestly i’m flummoxed that USreal isn’t just killing these peopleIf they attack Iran again the war is back on for real and Iran was winning that decisively.
>>533747114Forgot picture.
>>533743813Give a few sieg heils, shake some hands and part all smiles.
>>533747114>>533747139The boarding party would then be called off and the ship would just be sunk. If the crew got off the IRGC would pick up their lifeboat and they'd probably all be hung.
>>533743813>oh hey, you got my message. they're all in there. go get em
>burger seals raid Iran cargo shipWOOOOOOO USA USA USA, TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY SANDNIGGERINOS>Iran raids cargo ship backGRRRR YOU DIRTY SANDNIGGERINOS HOW DARE YOUNiggermutt amerigolems are animals.
>>533744379I remember as a very young kid in catholic school I randomly read about pirates raping cabin boys and that was my first exposure to anything actual sexual in my life.Very primal. sorry what was the thread topic again
>>533747266You can't sink a ship that I have already floodedAmerican corporations having no balls is the problem, I on the other hand would have a mine flayer and rockets put on my oil freighter. If the Iran guard got in my way, I'd just run them over.
>>533743813shoot them, cut the ladder, simply not stop, not let them climb on board. letting them board seems like the most retarded choice you could make
>>533743813I simply keep slaughtering Mohametan shitskins.
>>533747404>Not hating sandniggersThis thread is brought to you by the SPLC
>>533743813Listen to them, which is something Drumph hasnt ever done.
>>533743813Good, you're here. I've been trying to reach you to offer you extended warranty on your ... wait, why are you leaving?
>>533747437Please deworm yourself
>>533744060They’ve been doing tit for tat since the start
>>533743813Why did they redeem?
>>533747606>Approach man with a gun holding a knifeAre you sure you are American?
>>533743813Big pole to push them down
>>533747584If you want to take a tanker through the strait you need to follow the luddic path a lot further than that. Reinforce the hull with layers of concrete and steel as improvised composite armor, get radar guided 14.5mm gatling guns for point defense, mount a dozen BM-21 launchers on the deck to clear the mines with, and strap some giant rocket engines to the back to push the tanker up to 88mph. Death and/or glory.
>>533743813pull out me cutlass and fight the scurvy knave
>>533746884You can't force but you can radio them and tell them that you will blow them up just like the last 20 ships that got blown up unless they let you aboard to film their propaganda video
>>533747124>decisively shut the fuck up retard usreal killed a despicable amount of people in the initial bombings as much as you faggots want to discuss the concept of a bigger force taking losses this country has destroyed iran on several levels many of which are human lives
>>533748144>shut the fuck up retard usreal killed a despicable amount of people in the initial bombingsIf killing people was the same as winning, then you'd have a point. In every military sense, Iran was winning the war decisively. The USraeli side was reduced to slaughtering civilians out of impotence, not strength. They could have kept attacking civilians for years and still not won the war. It is absolutely impossible to make a coherent argument that Iran was not winning the war before the ceasefire without simply playing makebelieve and ignoring the facts.>this country has destroyed iran on several levelsThere is not a single level on which the country of Iran has been destroyed. They have been harmed, but not by any means destroyed.
>>533748347if this induct faggot kikes administration had any balls they’d just glass the shit out of the middle east and show faggots like you how much has been held back. there’s nothing else to tell your stupid fucking nigger assyou’re gay
>>533743813I would pee over the side on them
>>533748434>glass the shit out of the middle eastIt turns out the Middle East is very big, bombs are expensive and the strategic value of civilians is null.Any more brilliant war strategies?
>>533744735>defending inbred brown pedophiles>uh, your jewish sweetieYour country is dying slowly, chang.
>>533748434>"the us military is my surrogate penis"
>>533748434>they’d just glass the shit out of the middle eastAnd then how would they get the oil? Even setting aside the fact that the US could not destroy Iran while retaining enough warheads in reserve to deter Russia and China, that wouldn't even accomplish the goal.>there’s nothing else to tell your stupid fucking nigger assYou really are pretty stupid. You have no actual idea of how this shit works and you are enraged by being confronted with reality which you aren't equipped to deal with.
>>533743813vibe check
>>533747977Just do the entire ship out of concrete, put ballast tanks in, the entire ship is floaded with sea water, get Indians and derelict ships engines, could use basic automation to run it, run 20-80 ships at a time. 2-4 engines on all sides, concrete molded around it so it doesn't need to fit perfectly.
>>533748725>Just do the entire ship out of concreteI don't think that'd be able to make it through the strait even if it could still float. The draft would be too low.
This entire shitshow has made the entire world realize that we have been bluffing about our military might for decades.At this point I'm pretty sure China is at least a decade ahead in tech and Russia is going to be far better at drone warfare than us due to simple experience.Why did the orange baboon do this? Why couldn't he just stick to talking about immigration and the swamp? This is just embarrassing. We are getting our asses handed to us by people who can barely fucking read and write in their own language.
>>533743813I would ask them nicely to leave. Because nobody else would
>>533748919>Russia is going to be far better at drone warfare than us due to simple experience.Not just drone warfare, they're also demonstrating that their study of operational science is far in advance of ours, and that their military industry is a lot more efficient. They also have an army of somewhere in the ballpark of a million battle hardened troops who have been filtered through the Ukraine theater and then rotated to other regions. Russia is quite frankly in a class of its own militarily right now.>Why did the orange baboon do this?Oh come on we all know the answer to that.
>>533748347yeah but we already went over this they believe winning the war is human lives not people lives nor weapon lives then once the former grew greater than the latter suddenly they started trading it and that was damning because they have few of the latteronce they started diverting weapons to the flips i loled
>>533743813Say no? What they gonna do If I don't consent?
>>533748919I don't think America has been surpassed but the gap has certainly shrank since the fall of the Berlin Wall.A lot of weapon manufacturers got too comfortable charging $2 million per missile too.
>>533743813Pull up the ladder and close that hatch.
>>533748868It's entirely possible, concrete ships really aren't a thing because insurance companies throw a fit, they can be be effective with just ribar. Filled with air pockets, the concrete could easily float, allow water to flow through the ship tovreduce weight. If ship sinks, it's now a submarine. Have fun boarding a flooding ship.It's so cheap that it only need to get to the other side of the straight to off load oil. Reduce man power with automation so human life isn't a big deal or a risk, who ever gets through is rich.https://youtu.be/aLYLBPg56TA?si=mfXrBzSywA9M_9ti
>>533743813video is staged and fake as fuck retard.
>>533743813Begin hiring "contractors"
>>533743813>Show them my Israeli maymay folder >Inducted on the spot into the IRGC >Get my own gunboat
>>533747437H-hot
>>533749427Ukraine actually fucked Iran's shit up, but nobody is talking about it.
>>533749314First of all, Fort Drum was an island that was fortified and reinforced with concrete to look like a ship so that the enemy would waste time and ammo try to sink it. Second of all while concrete ships are possible, you aren't going to get a concrete ship which can carry a tanker worth of oil and still have a shallow enough draft to not have to worry about getting stuck on a shoal while making a mad dash through the strait while under fire. Third of all that'd require laying a whole new ship down which would take years instead of just modifying an existing tanker with existing stuff to try and give it a chance to make it through the strait.
>>533744060they are so destroyed so utterly defeated that they now sail out into the open seas and sieze ships instead of firing at the from hiddens bases on the shore!which is good i must remind you because the whole point of this war was that the us wanted to shut the straight of hormuz and then have a cease fire!
>>5337497313d printing concrete is a thing and it can easily build a ship a month, maybe faster. It's used for housing tight now though and hasn't really fit a niche since regulations in the US prohibited it.The concrete won't activate mines since it's non magnetic.But ultimately, the reality is that the US wants the blockade to continue because elites are going to buy out the oil economy and then solve the issue in like a few months, so if it worked, it wouldn't be needed anymore.
>>533749731That is why the ship is entirely flat on the bottom, can submerge and lift itself using concrete ballast tanks. I mean why not put treads on it too? fuck it, why not?Because politics
>>533751064>3d printing concrete is a thing and it can easily build a ship a month, maybe faster.If you've got a 3d printer for concrete big enough to print a supertanker, I'd like to see it.>The concrete won't activate mines since it's non magnetic.Not all mines are magnetic and degaussing ships has been a thing since WW2.>>533751153This is starting to remind me of /k/ before NAFO took over. >>533751153>why not put treads on it too? fuck it, why not?Fuck YEAH! Put Schwerer Gustav on the deck and drive it to Tehran!
>>533751287https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=orurGdrlzIs&pp=ygUUYWRhbSBzYXZhZ2UgY29uY3JldGU%3D
>>533751316That's nowhere near big enough to print a supertanker.
>>533751287>Not all mines are magnetic and degaussing ships has been a thing since WW2.Just run them over then, or push them into shoals. Concrete is easy to replace.
>>533751064Most mines aren't magnetic they are pressure sensitive.
I'd reverse mozambique that pirate motherfucker
>>533751412Yes, but it's not really hard to modify or just do parts and connect them, a house in 24 hrs may mean it's way faster than what I am giving it credit for.
>>533743813be careful, don't aproachim bathed in pig grease
>>533743813searing hot White Gravy with Pork Sausage poured directly onto their heads
>>533743813>US steals tankers>Iran starts stealing tankers >US can't bring the navy closer to defend themIt's a great idea by them.
>>533743813Continue commenting on porn videos and eating curry?
>>533751425we're talking about a thousand pound bomb. They can literally split ships in half. Concrete may be cheap but a concrete ship would still be expensive and you'd be losing the cargo and possibly the crew. Plus you'd be creating a massive concrete obstruction in the strait and if you just try to overwhelm the IRGC with numbers you're going to end up just piling ships.>>533751476>just do parts and connect them,You can't build ships like that man. It's just not how it works.
>>533751728>You can't build ship that wayShips are built in parts all the time.
>>533747404They're the bad guys and they got the wrong ship. All they did was look like dumb fucks and then they made negotiating more difficult for themselves. It's all fake and gay bravado, they're worried about the other bloodthirsty goatfuckers eating them alive so they do dumb shit to prove how tough they are that only blows up in their faces.
>>533743813wait for them to board the shipput up a tiny bit of fake resistance in the hold to call in reinforcementshidewaitexplode cargo and ship killing everyone including me
>>533751728>we're talking about a thousand pound bomb. They can literally split ships in half. Concrete may be cheap but a concrete ship would still be expensive and you'd be losing the cargo and possibly the crew. Plus you'd be creating a massive concrete obstruction in the strait and if you just try to overwhelm the IRGC with numbers you're going to end up just piling ships.Yeah, sounds about right, with enough ships sunk, you could create a cover for other ships too.
>>533751851Oh and I just thought, we could totally landlock Iran while we're at it.
>>533751804>Ships are built in parts all the time.I've never heard of that being done for a ship like a supertanker. There have to be serious limitations involved with structural strength and stuff.>>533751851>Yeah, sounds about right, with enough ships sunk, you could create a cover for other ships too.Are we getting back to the idea of adding treads and just driving the giant concrete supertanker across the bottom? Because I fail to see why at that point you shouldn't just mount Schwerer Gustav on the deck and drive the thing to Tehran to demand the strait be opened.
>>533752006Well, treads would work, but we could literally just blow the shoal up or just hover craft over it, it's not like these concrete abominations are going to go further than the US blockade
>>533743929That's only a workable plan if US Marines are the ones boarding you.
>533744378cia can't meme baka
>>533743813Is that an inflatable?
>>533743813>mfw
>>533748347>It is absolutely impossible to make a coherent argument that Iran was not winning the warTo the last ukrainian...I mean iranian
>>533743813>"We can't expect Allah to do all the work."
cs_hormuz WHEN
>>533748725concrete doesnt float retard it would sink instantly
>>533744060It’s a stage video. They didn’t capture shit.
>>533752601Well at least we know you're actually American with that education.
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>>533752231Sir! you are not allowed to notice we abandoned the two-mum and boy-molester demographics! Sir! We are saving democracy
>>533743813>what do /pol/?fart in their general direction
Break the engine immediately and set fire to the helmNow the ship doesn’t work and they have to use a tug to move it
>>533743813throw sand into his eyes
>>533743813>what do /pol/?be amazed that Iranians found their way into the Arctic Oceanthen I offer them some tea while we discuss the logistics of a real this time, world wide holocaust and then I send them on their merry way home
>>533746532It's farther into the strait and I assume your good missiles are too expensive to waste on little boats like that.
