Anyone else seriously considering converting to judaism? It feels like the right move nowadays seeing as they are the only religion that seems to have anything going for it
>>533747591you are retarded, the kike era is about to end. People haven't been this redpilled and angry since... you know when (and it was just germany, not the whole internet)The internet is the culprit btw. Freedom of information results in TKD
>>533747591why are jews mogging whites noware jews the new master race
We're fullThank you for showing interest
>>533747591Yids rape kids
>>533747591whats the jewish excuse for getting tattoos?I know the christian excuses but not the jewish ones
>>533747591Uhhhhh no FAGGOT!
>>533747591Built for bbc
>>533748052From what I understand Reform Jews are OK with tattoos and are basically american liberals except that they support Israel religiously. My gf is jewish and that's how she was raised.
>>533748052There isn't oneThey are not supposed to be even burried in a Jewish cemetery as far as i knowThe cattle brands itself nowadays
I think Metzitzah B'peh is pretty solid proof of demonic activity
>>533748104this is so funny
>>533748017>Jamie Varley>John McGowan-Fazakerley>jewsno
>>533748112how easy is it to convert
>>533748008This. Sorry goyim someone must plow our fields. You will plow, you will reap we will sit like an efenti and eat as a wise sage once said. Thank you for your hard work goy, now get back to it!
>>533747591enjoy burning in hell I guess.
>>533748008bants
>>533748248Reform? Poof u are now reform Jewish Real Jewish? You can't fully, marry a Jewish girl and your kids are Jewish You can keep kosher and shabbat if you want but ... Not expected
>>533747591good, more meat for the meat grinder. pick the side that has lost 80% of its genetics and has to larp to remain relevant
>>53374759180 year curseTick tock, (((OP)))
>>533748338What’s the deal with “tree of life” synagogues. I realized the one by my house was that style and they accept annyone and believe in Jesus. It’s like a hybrid Jewish/Christianity. Do Jews consider them fake?
>>533748740It has something to do with Kabalah, which is total mysticism...You see a whole bunch of Kabalah practicing Jews, some will argue its 'avoda zara' and shouldn't be tolerated, others don't mind/practice kabalah, still Jews.Believing in Jesus is more tricky, not mainstream but not entirely out of the questions... In our era, if u believe in Jesus, why not simply be a Christian? Even though this hybrid faith did (does?) exist in Ethiopia, where their cannon included the book of enoch and the rest of it. Odd branch... Point is it might wont be... Popular or accepted by a big branch, but that (faith in Christ) doesn't erase one's Judaism...All that being said, that just sound like some new age hippy bullshit synagogue, im just saying that in principle, those tenants maybe maybe can fit in some way.
>>533747591unless you are an oligarch you will be considered lower than a slav or a nigger in israel
>>533749809God Damn Jews are so fucking gay
>>533747591You can't "convert" to judaism
>>533747591you will need to do old pacts with dark gods (demons). Well, if that's your thing, go for it. At least they will give you a big titty jewess wife after you sell your soul...I mean, when you convert.Worth it, burger.
>>533747591>Anyone else seriously considering taking the Mark of the Beast? It feels like the right move nowadays seeing as they are the only people allowed to buy or sell
>>533747591You dont convert to Judaism, you are born from a judeo womb or not.
>>533748008you are funny, i will gas you last
>>533747591They'll never truly accept even the most knowledgeable and devout convert. If you marry and reproduce with a jewess, even your children will bear the stigma and even further out. They do track these things. Sure some Reform jews will be fine with it, but there's a hard wall you'll never get past.
the majority of Jews in Israel aren't like this. there is a sect of Jews who believe Goys are cattle and hate other Jews.stop fucking whining. they dont have all the money. if they did they wouldn't need gifting from the US Gov for weapons.but the Israeli smashing a Jesus statue was fucking evil as shit. fuck him
>>533747591You will never be accepted. It's a racist religion and only people with over a hundred years or more of family members who were Jews are accepted.see here. >>533748008
>>533747591I am a convert in one of the hardest non-muslim countries to convert. Its a worthy religious leap IF you are willing to self isolate into the community or move to Israel.Not really if you want to just have "normal" religion. It truly impacts the way you behave and you get shittested lots of times by anyone who isnt reform. SPECIALLY if you are poor or dark (im only poor tough). Indeed, at least in south america where most jews are whiter than the average population, being white is an advantage when making connections in the community.All good and bad sided being said, i think the shitty part right now is what fellow brazilian anon mentioned here>>533747905 , He is brutally right.I joined like 1 or 2 years before the end of the mostly pro jew west. Its fucking amazing how much things changed in such short time and people are way more open about it.Jews and Judaism are the only winning tribe and ideology currently but that might end sooner than we expect considering how much america is on the brink of collapse and China has absolute disdain for anything not Han
I'd gladly be a goyfriend if my gf had big fat khazar milkers
I had a schizo break and thought the universe was telling me I was Jewish (I don't know much about family history as I am new world sloppa) and that my gf was some incarnation of virgin mary and that she was forced to be with me. I also got a very scary sense (I am not sure how to explain) of things that may happen in the future (and some of these things have started, but anyone could have guessed it). I lost my WFH email job because I couldn't sleep for days on end out of the blue and lost all interest in everything but faith. I was terrified all of a sudden, like a huge realisation had come over me. Crazy time and scary it just happened out of blue. I since became Christian and baptized (I had minimal religious knowledge and did not grow up in religion) as through a series of events I was guided to this, but I to this day have no idea what to make of the event. It could be mental health, or something more. I went to the hospital because I had no idea what to do and thought I was going insane and they just said I wasn't crazy and I would understand in time (and just under a lot of stress). I went to a synagogue but it was just a empty building. I went to a church and got some guidance, but I was still a bit confused and the initial religious man I met seemed to be reading me for something but came to the conclusion I was not it.My stepfather says I am Israelite but he also believes McDonald's chicken is human meat.I am just a rudderless goy :(. Much time had past though and now I found out my child with said gf is due to be born on Christmas Day (I am not sure how the doctor came to this conclusion though).Anyway that's my schizo experience. Become a Christian, it is the true calling available to all.
