>YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU>Who gives a shit about the Bible, fuck poor people and fuck brown peopleThe absolute state of christcucks
How did the nazi fighter pilot get his own podcast?
>560 million years worth of fossils that we know of>yeah bro god and humanity started 2000 years ago bro go worship this guy on a sticki hate religicvcks
>>533750036Stfu and kys zog nigger sargon of fakkad
>gives you the palantir stare
>>533750147It really amounts to, with them >I need to feel special and at the center of the universe! >I must be obeyed and listened too!
Sam is based as it gets in 2026
>>533750036He's a gigabased Muslim secretly
>>533750036>its wardoes nothing but more youtube slopstreams.lmao
>>533750147>low IQ drivel>atheist apechecks out.
>>533750036Based Sam Hyde, /ourguy/,
>>533750036What race is this?
>guy who doesn't live by or even read the Bibble tells other people to constrain themselves to itCan we just get to the point where he's caught fucking a teenage boy in a bathroom stall, Sam sucks ass and I'm tired of hearing about him.
>>533750036>age 41This guy's an alcohlic
hyde is a sadist. he doesn't have a funny bone in his body. what he does is talk down to people or groups of people, set up sketches where he makes people feel bad, set up reality tv shows where mentally ill people embarass themselves etc.That isn't really humor. It's bullying that even the lowest rung on the social ladder can get on board with because its online and his fans can pretend they're not the biggest losers in their social circle. I'd be shocked if he had a single fan who had friends in highschool.Also we can see now that the reason mde was funny is because of charles and the furniture/real estate guy.
I personally find the guy who locks a bunch of homeless people and mentally ill people in a house and humiliates them spiritually enlightening. The way he treats his friends and gets angry when anyone disagrees with him on tiny opinions is especially venerable. Have some nuance for once!
>>533751847a large chunk of his fans and biggest diehards are also part of sadistic internet exploitation groups and use his shit like fishtank as a grooming mechanism
honorary jew
>>533751847>>533751970dumb as rocks. he isn't a sadist. he's just implementing judaism.
>>533750036reminder that this nigga cried about charlie kirk dying
>>533750036Remember when Sam tried to turn Charlie Kirk's killing into a civil war and it failed dismally and revealed just how uninfluential Sam actually is? good times
>>533751847He's like a kiwifarms tranny. All he can do is hold a megaphone up to some disgusting retard and gawk like a nigger. He hides behind irony because without it he's putrid shit.
>taking a ruseman serious
>>533750036dear elon is a masterpiece
>>533750036The bible was discovered in peoples lands my ancestors called savages
>>533752105>Remember when Sam tried to turn Charlie Kirk's killing into a civil warno. no i don't. i do remember when some faggot leftoid went way off the rails with his rhetoric and made up a bunch of shit about a right wing figure he doesn't like. that happens daily on here.
>>533750147Not one Christian has claimed the world came into existence 2000 years ago. You're thinking of jesus supposed birthday and the AD calender. I hate how im surrounded hy fucking retards. Worse still os im not exactly intelligent.
>>533751847>sam hyde is a pedo >he posted his own evidence of his own domestic abuse for all to see>its realFuckin hell see worra mean
>>533751847>17 year old RAPEDlolyou guys really reach for the top shelf with your invective, if i recall it's fuckups like desTINY and vaush who argue in defence of ethical cp and argue passionately in defence of lowering the age of consent. i wouldn't otherwise invoke these two figures but you're clearly some lefty faggot with a chip on your shoulder about hyde trying to spread bad karma about him on here so it's only fair i hold you to your own standards. go jerk off to some horse porn with your parasocial online friend and his manbun and fuck off nigger.
>>533751847fish tank reminds me of that howard stern wack pack shit
>>533750147then why aren't the actual skeletal structures of the dinosaur fossils they've unearthed available for public viewing? the ones you see at museums are replicas. i don't have a horse in this race either way but am merely pointing out that to be such a blind narrative truster as you're being is a sign of low intelligence, meanwhile you're sitting on a high chair casting aspersions at religious people. i'd rather be around a bunch of pious christians who observe the ten commandments than atheist degenerates like in the netherlands who only care about drugs and sex.
>>533753221Sam Hyde says
>>533753300You are on 4chan
>>533753228oh sorry 6000 years ago due to adding up a genealogy of people whose members somehow lived up to 969 years old. Some real serious science is going on there.
>>533750036he's mindbrokenhe seemed like a good dude when he was younger
>>533750036Aw geez dude.
>>533750147Even after 50 years, atheists always use the same arguments that plenty of Christians answered already.Just go back to the original argument that if God was real there wouldn't be people suffering, it's the only "good" argument.
>>533750036Fuck you, ya fucking fuck. you don’t matter you aren’t important No one will ever love you and you don’t deserve love. you know that’s true
>>533750036>Hurr durr im a retarded online troll who made a living out of clowning on people my entire life but you should take my opinions on stuff seriously
>>533750036its the ultimate revelation of low lQ. i get "spirituality", i get drawing inspiration from past religions, but simply adopting some ancient fairy tale 1:1 just because it worked ~1000 years ago, thinking its simply gonna work again is incredibly 1-dimensional. he has revealed himself to be a simpleton, after all.
>>533756183>Aw geez dude.This but unironically
>>533756296>some ancient fairy tale 1:1 just because it worked ~1000 years ago, thinking its simply gonna work again is incredibly 1-dimensionalNothing about human nature has changed in the past 1,000 years.
>>533754875>lived up to 900 yearsYes millennia ago.You want everything to be explained by science, isn't that seeking a God itself? you blame Christians for inventing something to explain their impulses and nature, yet you always come back to science for an answer, except science can only explain within your limitations, and even then you can barely explain shit, you just give names to things you think you can how they work.If God wasn't God as you call him but an organic being or something, you would immediately change your mind.
>>533756454"The first sip from the glass of the natural sciences will make you an atheist. At the bottom of the glass, God will be waiting for you."
>>533750036sam hyde is my favorite grifter
>>533750036>fuck poor people and fuck brown peopleBased. Why are you complaining about this? Also, browns arent people.
>>533756376yes. and we dont need a fairy tale to explain it to us. nature predates all those fairy tales. thank you for agreeing with me.
>>533750147>>533750065>>533750036biblically accurate
>>533753409Are you really doing dinosaur denial? Is that where you're at in life?
>>533751657>No argument
I am so tired of degenerate junkie sex-addicts that get old and have a midlife crisis and start preaching the oppositeI get that enough from my friends, family and coworkers, I dont need that onlineThe Sam Hyde show is only good because of the guests. They constantly out-funny Sam and it makes him visibly angry
