Britbros... It's over
>>533761863new day new taco. wont do shit as always
BasedCanada and Britain are just weak, plagued by immigrants and rape gangs, and their boomers are busy waging war on their young menJust fucking take their shit
It literally doesn't matter; Falklands could solo Argentina in an afternoon.
>>533761951really?? we could send endless nigger waves in fishing boats until they run out of missiles
>>533762009could still loose in the end but would be hilarious like the last time
>>533761863das rite
>>533761863Oh no, they'll do less than nothing just like last time.Whatever will we do?
Imagine the impact it would have on Britain is we no longer had to be responsible for the Falklands. Hmm
>>533763499Last time all Argentinians needed was a few good bomb fuzes and 5 more Exocets.You were basically saved from total humiliation by the French.
>>533762009>really?? we could send endless nigger wavesI thought you were white
>>533761863I'm back,shut it down
>>533761863>ReviewI don't remember Mutts lending a hand? Maybe that's why this conflict was our last win?
>>533761951Our aircraft carriers don't work. Our jets don't work. Our submarines don't work. Argentinigger should invade because it would be funny.
>>533763605>by the frenchYou mean by us threating to nuke Paris?Which had nothing to do with America being worse than worthless as an "ally".
Why did the Almighty America need help anyway? You told me you could single-handedly take any country on the planet in the time it takes to wash your sharted underwear? Besides, Britain won't attack any muslim nation out of fear of their own muslim population.
>>533762009>endless argentinian wavesargentina is not white
>>533761863there is no claim to the falklands, there is just the fact that the Falklands belongs to the Crown. it is rather rude to bring such a thing up when the King is going to visit him, having been invited. legally, Trumps golf courses in the UK are on Crown land and trump just has a permanent tenureship of the land. but permanent only means temporary in the scheme of things. it is still, like all British land, land of the Crown. but such a review of the golf courses would be rude and quite pathetic to do.
>>533763654that cartoon is brown
>>533763881>Why did the Almighty America need help anyway?To lure Europe into a major military conflict and bail as soon as we're neck deep in it. Now they're pissed we didn't take the bait. The perfidious Judeo-mutt wants to kill White men for their jew masters, as always.
>>533761863Meaningless and empty threat by that orange retard, you should be used to it by now
>>533762009Modern warfare do be like that
>>533763769>us threating to nuke ParisSource?
>>533764057Can't argue with that.
>>533764147Thatcher said she'd nuke Argentina if the frogs didn't hand over the Exocet codes to disable them or something like that. A delivery of missiles for Argentina stopped briefly in Bermuda where they were disabled before continuing their journey. Never trust an Anglo etc.
>>533761863Oh no they're REVOOOOOOOOO-ing!
>>533761863if argentina ever takes the islands, it should deport all the inhabitants back to england.
kek they are not happy.
>>533764147Apparently Thatcher threatened to nuke both Paris and Belarus if France continued to support Argentina, probably the single best thing she did while in power. You can go dig for it yourself, or ignore me, I don't care.It goes to show how little affect WW2, regardless of your opinion on Nazi Germany, had on our continental "allies".Frankly, we should have peace'd out after Dunkirk and told America to fuck itself in regards to every middle eastern war they've been involved in.
>>533763665Britain was allowed to use US satellites to spy on ArgentinaHowever this was controversial in USA, with many people in military/CIA/state believing they shouldn't be getting involved in a British colonial war.Reagan overruled the critics, but Britain still had to be careful about sharing its plans with Washington, since this information tended to get leaked to the Argentines.
i mean,,milei dancing on israel has to be pay off one day....right!?
>>533763769France in 1982 was run by socialists who hated the Argentine government worse than the Brits(Several French citizens had been killed down there in 1970s for being commies)So France immediately supported Britain, which came as a surprise in London.OTOH, although French companies were forbidden from selling arms to Argentina, a group of Dassault engineers went there, ostensibly as private citizens, to help the Argentines with their Exocets.
>>533764894They literally sent them missiles that could shoot down our jets.
Butthurtpolitik.
>>533761932If 8% of my countrymen were felons and my country was full of ethnic gangs that turn vast swathes of my urban districts into no-go zones I would be humble enough not to crow on other countries for their lesser failures, yet americans don't know humility like Indians don't know civic duty.
every argie politician always runs on the whole"las malvinas son argentinas!"pro israel president being the one that gets them would be fucking hilarious kek
>>533761863Don’t care, we got Chubut.
>>533766328Are you welsh?
Oh nooooooooooooooooo he's increasing the tariffs what will we go guys im so scared
>>533764386>ban Spain Trump realises this isn't his retarded peace council, right?
>Join my master Israel's war on Iran!>No.>WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S IT, NO FALKLANDS FOR YOU!The man couldn't even get Greenland. I have no fear, for always chickens out.
>>533761932>can't even wrestle control of the straight of hormuz from gun boatshow are you going to gain control of an island from a nation with the capacity to nuke
>>533763760Argentina doesn't even have an army anymore, all they have left is panchitos with slingshots
DEFENSIVE ALLIANCE YOU FAT RETARD ORANGE NIGGER NETANYAHU COCKHOLSTER
>>533764360What is even in that fucking desolated archipelago? Argentina doesn't have the resources to feed their mainland population, that can't possibly feed a fucking Expedition colony
>>533761863>Argentina claims falklands as their own>govt ratifies, makes it all legal>brits sperg out>no military to challenge Argentina >oi america, can you help us out, mate?>trump says no>brtibongs cant do anything but watch their empire become even smaller
>>533763760Starmer would give it to them, and lease it from for 10 billion per year. Why even invade.
>>533763919You have no reading comprehension.
All of this is fake and gay. Thr gays are all on thr same page
>>533767535>closes Gibraltar
>>533767464It's honestly kind of funny.>the Falklands are ours because they are close to us!Tell me, if your shed was closer to your neighbour that you, would that mean that shed belongs to them?That's more or less their argument.
>>533761932How about i just crush your skull, muttmerican mongrel subhuman? Death to America.
>>533761951>Day 16,093 of the special afternoon tea operation
>>533767802Glory to Britain.
>>533761951Falklands was taken in one afternoon by Argentina
>>533764289What a load of complete bullshit.
>>533768274But not held, go be thieves and oppression merchants elsewhere.Push comes to shove, we really will nuke you this time, otherwise our deterrent becomes meaningless.
>>533761863Argentina might as well take the Falklands. If they tried again nobody is going to be bothered because we've got bigger problems at home.
>>533768274And they all had hypothermia by the next morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS1Fr4zJgBo&list=RDpS1Fr4zJgBo&start_radio=1
>>533761899Shut the fuck up and accept our gift of Las Malvinas you braindead Aryan nigger
>>533764289>>533768398it is true, the idea was to bomb cordoba
At this point given how Iran is pretty much one hand soloing the US I'm fairly sure we could take them in a fight. Death to America.
>>533764386You just can't take america seriously anymore, they're Russia level now, thirdies with nukes that everyone sees as retards.
>>533768638Yankees like to LARP about how the U.S.A. can't be invaded yet we already invaded them the first time. It was English blood that conquered America.Give me some guns and I could conquer Appalachia by myself.
>>533768584No it's not.This all stems from one man who claims it, there is no truth to it at all.
>>533768471nothing better to distract the plebs from talking about your pm eating ukrainian prostutite cum and inserting objects in his anus than a territorial dispute. I bet Milei would welcome it too.
>>533763665>The US provided Britain with 200 Sidewinder missiles for use by the Harrier jets, eight Stinger surface-to-air missile systems, Harpoon anti-ship missiles and mortar bombs. On Ascension Island, the underground fuel tanks were empty when the British Task Force arrived in mid-April 1982 and the leading assault ship, HMS Fearless, did not have enough fuel to dock when it arrived off the island. The United States diverted a supertanker to replenish both the fuel tanks of ships at anchor there and the storage tanks on the island with approximately 2,000,000 US gallons (7,600,000 L; 1,700,000 imp gal) of fuel. The Pentagon further committed to providing additional support in the event that the war dragged on into the Southern Hemisphere's winter. In that scenario, the US committed tanker aircraft to support Royal Air Force missions in Europe, releasing RAF aircraft to support operations over the Falklands.>The United States allowed the United Kingdom to use American communication satellites for secure communications between submarines in the Southern Ocean and Naval HQ in Britain. The US also passed on satellite imagery (which it publicly denied) and weather forecast data to the British Fleet.>US President Ronald Reagan approved the Royal Navy's request to borrow a Sea Harrier-capable Iwo Jima-class amphibious assault ship (the US Navy had earmarked USS Guam (LPH-9) for this) in the event a British aircraft carrier was lost. The US Navy developed a plan to help the British man the ship with American military contractors, who would likely be retired sailors with knowledge of the ship's systems.You quite literally couldn't have done it without us, Nigel. America giveth and America taketh away
>>533768810>You quite literally couldn't have done it without us, Nigel.America won the Falklands now!When will these mutts just end their lies.
>>533769002The usa started the Falklands war, then shit themselves when we decided to fight for it.
>>533761863>struggling with Iran Yeah course buddy .Fucking yawn.
>>533761863>Old orange lady says things, chapter 654thIf Epstein was Argentinian I might be worried, but otherwise fuck off
>>533763605>Last time all Argentinians needed was a few good bomb fuzes and 5 more Exocets.And they couldn't even do that while having more than 3x the aircraft of similar or even better caliber, a comparable naval force and proximity to the islands lol, they had dogshit logistics and barely any preparations ready for the defense of the islands when it took 2 weeks for the task force to even arrive around the exclusion zone, just goes to show how dogshit an army of brown conscripts is when faced against an organized force even when they had a 6000km supply line
>>533765084But when the war broke out did everything they could to stop them buying more. Hell before the war broke out we were helping training their troops. Was seen as a safe bet to keep commies out of south America
>>533761863Britain should be used to betrayal by now. They constantly betray their own citizens. It's the only bit of consistency you'll find in the UK government.
>Argentina invades The Falklands >btfo an undermanned and ill equipped bong army and navy>Argies declare victory and get to throw Malvinas Day>Trump swoops in and annex them from the Argies>Rename them Epstein Islands 2: Electric Cunnyloo>Starts drilling the oil and gas fields that surround the islands>Argentine and Bong seeth ensues
>>533761932>We're going to take Greenland >We're going to have a trade war with the eu>Please help us royal navy we cannot in IranBritain is whiter than murca. Come take my shit little cunt I'll kick your fuckin head in
Just take the Falklands. What Nigel gon' do?
>>533761863it has some strategic importance because of it's location. however, argentina just announced it was going full israel and accepting a shit load of them to make their own mini israel right there in the middle of argentinia. maybe the falklands was part of the deal with israel. or maybe good old usa doesn't trust the uk anymore. but one thing is for certain and that's that I couldn't give a single fuck.
>>533769741The usa couldn't do shit in Iran without the UK no matter what bullshit they are feeding you.
>>533761863>alienate the one nation that might've stuck with you even furtherUnfthomalabaly based Mr President.
>>533761863Thats fine, we're review the US's claims to having basing rights on our island. Everyone else in Europe is fucking sick of them, may as well join in.
I'm sure there are already Muslims in the Falkland Islands because even Argentinians are allowed to go there lmao
>>533769811you're not wrong. and given that the falklands is right in middle of iran things could get tricky.but since i started writting this reply i have had a communication from head office. something very big is about to go down and we're going to need you to some undercover work. like we did in the old days in berlin. i'm going to be taking point on this mission and your assignment, should you choose to take it, will be to sedduce Lindsey Graham. it wouldn't be easy to get hold of him, because he's slimey and covered in greece, but i have a way to get you in. right in. up to the root. first step is to get you to the falkland islands in iran and then to meet Lindsey in his room. i'll be in touch
>Milei goes full jew mode>Trump immediately awards him with promises of lands Pure coincidence. Also taco won't do shit
>>533761863So, the USA is not being able to deal with the Iran situation, so the retards are now trying to demonstrate power over the UK? It is getting embarrassing to watch.
>>533769964>Everyone else in Europe is fucking sick of them, may as well join in.We burnt our bridges with Europe after Brexit, hence why Charles's visit is still going ahead and our politicians keep sucking up to the orange retard. We're stuck trying to keep him happy.
>>533770455The Charles visit is to distract everyone from the Ukranian bumboy trial that starts the same day.
>>533769964>review the US's claims to having basing rights on our islandnot just on our island, but on our islands, around the worldin total there are at least 24 known bases and sites they're making use of, in Britain and in British Overseas Territories, and it's suspected there are more which are used as undeclared black sitesthey're also reliant on our intelligence-gathering asset networks around the world, and our defence contractorsthey have an expensive nuclear early-warning radar here they're dependent on, as well as airbases they use as a staging ground covering Europe, the Middle East, and Africatheir politicians also use our banks and labyrinthine shell company networks to stash their ill-gotten gains and blood moneythey're not going to do anythingmaking an enemy of us will collapse their empire
bongtards so mad KEK
>>533770673>their empirekek
>>533761863noice
>>533770773their global hegemony; their superpower status; their postcolonial empireI don't know what you feel it should be called, but I don't really the see the humour in the conceptmaking an enemy of us severely hampers their ability to stage and project force, gather intelligence, and launder moneytherefore they will do nothingthis is theatre, meant purely for domestic consumption, and Trump's supporters are pigs at the trough -- they don't care that he never follows through on his threats, just that they sense that weight is being thrown around, even when it is not:>US *could*>Pentagon *considers*you see?it's hollow
>>533767266You guys have drones? No? Get fucked in the face by military lead then?
>>533761863Kissinger quote etc etc
>>533771174We will send our best autists. You won’t stand a chance old chap.
>>533768810More on things that never happened, but I feel good pretending they did
>>533771418Reality is a tough pill to swallow
>>533771096I would go so far as to say that they actually did consider it as a hypothetical, but not in the context of punishment for our refusal to die in another Israel warthey would want the Falklands out of a desire to further two distinct strategies:>A) to deprive us of the huge hydrocarbon deposits surrounding it, as part of their goal to become Europe's primary energy supplierand>B) to consolidate their grip on South America (and its resources)the fact they're making their consideration of the plan public indicates that they've decided against it, likely for the reasons I've already stated: staging & projection, intelligence, and launderingmight as well use a rejected plan for propaganda points to bolster the failing 'strong man' image
>>533763605>saved from total humiliation by the Frenchmade up bullshit
>>533764759>people in military/CIA/state believing they shouldn't be getting involved in a British colonial warThat was just parts of the State Department because they were worried about the South American dictatorships falling apart and what could come next.
>>533761932thank you for your input jamal
>>533761932
>>533771487Why? I don’t care about bongs Even less so about mutts like youI don’t even respect youYou lost in Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq and I will laugh when you lose in Iran.
>>533768714They make russians look good by this point. Even among all their corruption, murder and propaganda, the ruskies still retain a base understanding of right and wrong and try very hard to cover up stuff that they know they shouldn't do. The people are used to living in a totalitarian shithole and know to read between the lines.Americans have already lost sight of all that. They're just so fucking confused as a nation, just like their leader, it's unbelievable.
>>533763605lol >we completely fucked their entire air force by shooting them all down in dogfights, so no.
>>533761863Who the fuck are the US to decide whether British territories remain British? Britain should review USA's claim to Guam.
