>heaviest man to ever live was 1400 pounds (600 kg) in 1978>looks no bigger than the average American man todayWhat happened to American health? Why is the average American so fat today and more importantly, why aren't politicians doing anything about it?
hyperbole is boring
>>533762782Americans don't walk anywhere because their cities are low density grids designed for cars.
>>533762782>whatperils of prosperityhard times are coming
>>533762782>my 600 lb life has now been upgraded to my 600 kg life
>>533762782No one really knows, microplastics maybe?
>>533763253>My 600 stone life
Nobody knows what 600kg is in real body weight. & 14000 lb is not 600kg.600 kg is 94 and a half stone. To put this in perspective the average Chinaman is 5’ 5” and has a very small willy so a 94.5 stone man is a Twinkie the size of Manhattan. Standing next to a dinosaur he’d be two.
Would he not fall through everything and have to live in a crater like a morlock? Where would he find chairs. 94.5 stone is like TWO Americans side by side.
>>533763504>>533763611Wow, that really puts it in perspective. Imagine a man letting himself go to the point of weighing as much a five bowling balls, or a mid-size two door car. Wild.
>>533762782>What happened to American health?
hee need low carb, high protein diet to lose tirty pund in one munt and den he can get surgy
>>533762782Gotta say he holds that weight pretty well
>>533762782I might be able to adrenaline torque that. I can produce about 2 horsepower.
>>533763611your mom's so fat she weighs as much as a kilogram of steel
