>Epstein housed abuse victims in London flats, BBC revealshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn08j2g9ze9o>British war heroes' fury at Lord Hermer over 'witch-hunt based on lies'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15760021/Heroes-fury-Lord-Hermer-sought-wriggle-room-claims-against-British-troops.html>Trump 'to review UK's claim to the Falklands' in bombshell Iran punishmenthttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2197829/donald-trump-to-review-uk-falkland-islands-claim>In Dunkirk, I discovered why French police fail to stop migrantshttps://archive.ph/fNFPt>Revealed: UK oil refinery owner moved Russian loans to offshore subsidiary where sanctions did not applyhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/24/revealed-uk-oil-refinery-owner-moved-russian-loans-to-offshore-subsidiary-where-sanctions-did-not-apply>‘I lost my wife and daughter in the Air India crash. Now I’m being told to leave Britain’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/air-india-crash-ahemdabad-tragedy-mohammad-shethawala-b2963399.html>Police close rape investigation in Epsom following disturbanceshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-rape-investigation-epsom-b1279790.html>UK consumer confidence falls to lowest level in over two yearshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-23/consumer-confidence-falls-as-rapid-price-rises-give-households-the-jitters>Morgan McSweeney: I didn't 'bully' civil servants over Mandelsonhttps://archive.ph/769X5
>https://migration.greenparty.org.uk/migration-policy/
/pol/ was right again
>>533785576Cancer is cured thanks to Mel Gibson
Funny how brit/pol/ struggles to write coherently with proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation but when it comes to disparaging Restore all the stops are pulled out to write paragraphs upon paragraphs of seemingly AI tier repetition. And this is coming from some broadly lukewarm on the whole project. Iron rule: give it a year and see the results.
>>533785737Oh no someone criticised a party on an anonymous forum
>>533785737ur bent m8
>>533785737Theyre all salty forens or sunk cost reformtards. Theyll be 1st on the plane to rwanda.
SAAAAAAR
>>533785709Joe Rogan will be immortal.
Genuinely don't understand the assisted dying thing. If you really wanted to die, why would you care if the state was involved or not? Just wheel yourself into a remote forest in the middle of winter and get drunk.
Friday night.
>>533785944This picture gets better and better
>>533785423Hoping we get rid of the Americans and rejoin the EU.
>>533785991It's hard to kill yourself. People survive even a gunshot in the head, and in the UK the main method of suicide is hanging, which is even worse. Maybe some people don't want to live in a decaying body till 87 but also don't want to "wheel yourself into a remote forest". MAID is good
>>533785991That's my dad's plan, if he's ever terminal he's getting a load of whiskey, take his tent somewhere out of the way and drink himself to death
>>533786114What's stopping people from the old toaster-in-the-bathtub trick?
>>533785566>instead of a sticking plaster covering a suppurating wound I will instead have the excision of the rot inside of the UK followed by a quick rebirth and free cannabis and probably some natureThe script is telling me to be angry though
>>533786152Does that even work ive never tried it
>>533786152Can't really do that if you're quadrospazzed on a lifeglugBack in the good old days, a physician would just exercise their professional autonomy and give you a cheeky morphine overdose to speed you along, but after Shipman there's too much scrutiny for that
Yerbury posted his party manifestohttps://xcancel.com/Natrebirthparty/status/2047373605034483888#mThe only bad line is the 18 month military service. That's ridiculously long. Otherwise a lot of good ones, especially the 15 for essentially banning all the leftist run trade unions.
>>533786114Because, considering the direction our government is going, it will go from assisted dying to advised dying to pressured into dying, aka the Canadian method.
>>533785991you don't own yourselfyou need permission from the statesimple as
>>533785991Just more outsourcing personal sovereignty to the state. You can't kill yourself, a doctor must give permission.
>>533786114>MAID is goodIn theory. Probably better than what they do now by dosing you up on morphine and not giving you any food or water until you die of multiple organ failure.
>>533786238For all the faults of Canadian approach it's better than not having it
>>533786152Have you seen the price of electricity, these days?
>>533785944Put a vote reform poster on the wall please
Going to mail a pillow a week to Esther Ranztens' house until she offs herself
>>533786295If you haven't learned by now that the government likes to start with the thin end of the wedge, you never will.
>>533786231Is this the document which will save the UK from the pakis?
>>533786464You just look at that, who came here to rely
>>533785423>UK consumer confidence falls to lowest level in over two years>Neil Bellamy, Consumer Insights Directorat GfK, an NIQ Company, says:“Consumers really do have the jitters now. The anxiety we saw last month has deepened with a four-point fall in April’s consumer confidence headline score to -25. It is a year since we last saw a monthly drop of this size, and we have to go back to October 2023 to find the last time consumer confidence was lower. The biggest declines are in perceptions of the UK economy, with an eight-point slide in views on the economic picture over the last 12 months,
Ant and dec should be contestants and let somebody else host that'd be ace
>>533786219>Can't really do that if you're quadrospazzed on a lifeglugAh, I thought it was more for the "I'm sick of this shit, I'm out" crowd, not the imprisoned in their own flesh sort
>>533786603A better bill would just be for the veggies, but the one they've been trying to ram through the Lords is unfortunately for bothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/A_nk2GV4oAI
People don't want to hear it. But he is the future.He is the king of these lands. We support him.Brown people will seethe at this.
>>533786856Outright - Delusional
9....>......99....<......99....>......9
>>533786856multi millionaire tory man will save rcountry he will
>>533786889>>533786948>>brown people will seethe at thisTold you so.
>>533786948>multi millionaire tory manAye, we need some povo thicko slag cunt in charge, anyone know anybody?
>>533787040bogdan handdoxx
>>533787072Might've said Rayner but she's a rich bitch now.
They're seething again.
>>533786856Stop sniffing glue, only a spastic would waste a vote on Restore
>>533787040Done him
>>533787072I know a guy, in runcorn
>>533787129Nice tits
no juicebox emoji for you, lidtoo alarming and too distressing
>>533785882>make fake scam account>make 0 dollars because the scam was so obvious and no one fell for it.>scam account gets deleted in less than a week for scamming>lieyup, it's a jamboy alright.
>>533787135
>>533787040>Everyone who insults my Based party of the month is brownIt's all so tiring dealing with a mentally retarded nigger who posts Rupert AI slop.It's no different than the MIGGERS who worship Trump's cock.Idol worship.
>>533787212Do you think you could get him out of retirement for one last job?
They can't take that the movement is organic. They're seething uncontrollably.Time to go back to you're mud huts.
>>533787212Just fuck of gobbo you self obsessed virgin
>>533786200Probably better back in the day or in a 3rd world country. Now you'd probably get a good quick hard shock then the breaker would trip and shut off power to the house. Unless the initial shock killed you, you might also be unconscious and drown, but don't expect a continuous flow of electricity unless you live in shithole shiteatingstan like the jamboy OP.
>>533787377Jimmy Saville is back?
>>533787377>t.phonepoater
Gypsies/travellers vs wogs in manchester tommorowwhat side you lads on
Humour me, when Rupert gets raped in the local elections and Great Yarmouth doesn't get more than 1 councillor, how will Restore chuds cope?
>>533787383perhapsproblems is nobody knows where he is anymorehe's an international man of mystery nowliving out of hotels in his george pj bottoms, black hoodie and leather bomberlooking like some kind of niche celeb none of the boomer businessmen have ever heard of but its obvious he comes from money because he's so eloquent and high classbig things occuring in runcorn
The 2025 potomac river mid air collision was a CIA orchestrated sacrafice which I had knowledge of 48 hours beforehand
>>533787550Wogs are scum but gyppos somehow manage to be even more cancerous.
Love farming seethe.All it takes is the picture of a white person that says he will deport all brown people. And all of a sudden brown anons come out of the woodwork screaming and beating their fists on the walls.Rupert is our next prime minister and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>533787610I'll shrug and see what happens over the next couple of years.What will you do if they sweep every seat they try for?
>>533787665Who could hate farmers? BAMEs, that's who.
>>533787834I'd check my drink to see if it had been spiked, because it's clear that isn't going to happen.I was going to put money on it to spite you but even the bookies don't want to put a number to it.>>533787856>>533787665Did I accidentally slip into /ptg/?
>>533787661Gyppos are somewhat smarter/more cunning, so they are better at being scum.
>>533787610They'll probably do all right in Norfolk tbf, he seems to be fairly well liked within his constituency
>>533787933I'll be saving this on the off chance.
>>533787661no they aren'tromanichal are like 99% anglo genetically and culturally, irish travellers are either complete scum or are alrightwog bames are completely foreign to this islandill side with traveller gyppos over wogs any day
>>533787933/ptg/
>>533787665no you're a newfag mong who probably grew up watching sargon and sargonlike streams during covid. some of us remember when brit/pol/ were voting for BASED BOJO back in 2019 and rNige further back. Rupert and Restore will be the same. There is no voting our way out of this.
>>533787550I hope they wipe each other out.
>>533788036Modern Irish are travellers - older, generational ones (Tinkers) are scum.They claim to be travellers but when you call them Tinkers you'll know.
>>533787933My mistake, it's currently 20/1 for the GE, surely any true Restore chad would put a cheeky £20 on that any day right?Of course they won't.>>533787999I can see a Reform sweep, but I sincerely believe the Great Yarmouth Party, due to the sheer mess of it will have people vote Reform because they don't see Restore on the ballot.>>533788131I'm glad someone with a political memory greater than 5 minutes is in the thread.Don't forget>Based Mommy May>Based Boris>Based Truss the Plan>Sargon running for UKIPEtc
>>533787665Thought you meant farmer seethe, for a minute there. How they keep getting upset about things, but still never oppose immigration because they want cheap slave labour to pick fruit.
>>533788131>some of us remember when brit/pol/ were voting for BASED BOJOSome of us were here before the battle of brit/pol/.Some of us also don't feel the need to swing seniority around like it's a second cock.
>>533788252>>Based Mommy MayI feel pain
>>533787550Footy?
>>533788131>brown people are seething againExhibit A.
>>533786152This is why the Jews are replacing bathtubs with showers, which have never killed anyone
How can I guilt my parents into voting for reform, lads? They're both die hard lab voters who can't stand kwierbo stumper. Mum likes Polanski because>he doesn't say things that upset people, he's not like that awful Nigel farage man who hates refugees I'm thinking I'll tell them I won't give them grandchildren but I'm not sure my father will care.
>>533788252>due to the sheer mess of it will have people vote Reform because they don't see Restore on the ballotProbably. I will also say that I don't know Great Yarmouth well enough to judge the odds on any given ward. There's 9 up for grabs, I assume some are going to be more/less receptive to Lowe's politics. He did only get 35.3% vote share in the last GE after all, though there is a tendency for voters to go a bit more unorthodox in local elections since tactical voting matters less when there's no Parliamentary majorities on the cards. Like how the Greens have always had plenty of council seats, despite barely ever getting any Westminster seats
>>533786114last year an ex of mine committed suicide by simply lying face down in a river in the middle of winter, no drugs or alcohol found in her system
>>533788775Was she a good fuck?
>>533786114It's all funny until a someone you know does it.It destroys families.I hope you don't find out.
>>533789011Yeah, once they'd dried her out a bit
>>533785737You forgot to take them again, didn't you.
>>533788520>https://kbbfocus.com/news/3090-new-research-shows-8-out-of-10-uk-residents-have-slipped-in-the-shower>New research shows 8 out of 10 UK residents have slipped in the shower>UK data shows 234 bathroom-related fall deaths per year among elderlyThe shower is a death machine. A meat grinder.
>>533789011yeah
>>533789157>The real tragedy of Auschwitz was a lack of health and safety precautions
>>533789157Maybe thats what actually happened at auschwitz
>>533789215Bastard
>>533788775Christ. >>533788698There's no current serious polling for the local elections but there's one (1) poll that got a 40% response for Great Yarmouth... out of 134 people, which isn't a serious sample size. I just don't see it any other way than a Reform sweep.
>>533789157Green party to ban showers next
>>533788775Just your sea-man in her bell>>533789157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOgnwhBruZw
>>533789267Probably would. They use too much water and energy, they are a climate disaster!Also bathing is disrespectful to foreign cultures.
>>533788246i know a few actual irish travellers and they're greasy and obviously do illegal shit but they've always been sound. obviously keep em at an arms length but still.same with romanichal. some are absolute subhumans, some are alright
>>533789078I'm not saying it's funny but it's what we need in a world where industrial society can maintain your body functions till 90 with all sorts of chemicals and machines, when the natural death is delayed for too long
>>533789415Both dodgy, yes. Tinkers are worse though.
>>533789267They smell like they already did
>>533785737>And this is coming from some broadly lukewarm on the whole project. Iron rule: give it a year and see the results.Amorim politics
>>533789628>green totty
>>533789628Hannah the Plumber must shower sometimes. By accident.
>>533789265>>533789360she was an ex from 12 years ago which made it less painful to hear about if that makes sense, apparently she spiraled in depression after developing an autoimmune disease that just wasn't improving
>>533788775>>533789937was the lass virginia woolf or something kek
early caturdayhttps://youtu.be/8yvGCAvOAfMhttps://youtu.be/8yvGCAvOAfMhttps://youtu.be/8yvGCAvOAfM
las malvinas son argentinas
>Russel Brand admits to sexually exploiting a 16 year old as a 30 year old>Inb4 but duh age of consent is 16Clearly you lot don't know how the law works.
>>533790260Too soon
>>533790297pfft- it's been a British Overseas territory since before Argentina existed as a state.Good luck tho
https://youtu.be/1srAL22ETmAhttps://youtu.be/1srAL22ETmAhttps://youtu.be/1srAL22ETmA
>>533790336The law works by feelings and interpretations. If a judge wants to charge you for sexing an underage 28 year old, you're going to jail. If he wants to let you off for that 12 year old slut who came onto you, you'll go free and get some compensation for your trauma.
>>533790336Yes I'm sure he'd publicly admit his guilt on a podcast prior to his trial.
>>533790336> sexually exploitingThe fuck this supposed to mean, consentual sex but a problematic icky age gap
Mustard powder make superior mustard.
https://youtu.be/HI1KCwFtcVAhttps://youtu.be/HI1KCwFtcVAhttps://youtu.be/HI1KCwFtcVA
>>533790119lol ok wasn't familiar with her death but seems like a common method for women, a google search gave me this. ''Several recent cases have involved women dying by drowning in rivers, with inquests highlighting mental health struggles, accidental circumstances, or deliberate acts. Notable recent cases include Sophie Lambert in the River Nidd and Victoria Taylor in the River Derwent, both ruled as or suspected to be suicides in 2024-2025, alongside the 2023 case of Nicola Bulley, which was ruled accidental''
https://www.state.gov/releases/office-of-the-legal-adviser/2026/04/operation-epic-fury-and-international-law/>Operation Epic Fury and International Law>On February 28, the United States Armed Forces launched Operation Epic Fury with a set of clear objectives: to “[d]estroy Iranian offensive missiles, destroy Iranian missile production, destroy [Iran’s] navy and other security infrastructure,” and, finally, ensure that Iran “will never have nuclear weapons.”>Epic Fury is only the latest round of an ongoing international armed conflict with Iran. As the United States has explained in multiple letters to the U.N. Security Council, including most recently on March 10, the United States is engaged in this conflict at the request of and in the collective self-defense of its Israeli ally, as well as in the exercise of the United States’ own inherent right of self-defense."NATO needs to come and help us in this war we're literally admitting was started at Israel's behest (we're in fact basing our legal argument on it!) even though NATO has neither any offensive obligations nor any stipulations for helping Israel. And if NATO doesn't do this then we'll take away the Falklands or something while having yet another melty while declaring the third dozenth total victory supreme."
>>533790119>>533791074Drowning as a form of suicide has long been documented in literature and history, often linked to themes of despair or social pressures, such as the 1941 death of author Virginia Woolf in the River Ouse
https://youtu.be/7e_KlnL8f9Uhttps://youtu.be/7e_KlnL8f9Uhttps://youtu.be/7e_KlnL8f9U
>>533791135Lmao finally admitting Epstein Fury is all for Israel then after trying to deny it over and over
>>533786070>Hoping we get rid of the Americans and join the bloc the Americans created to destroy Europe.
>>533791285Finally? Rubio literally admitted it live on air the day after hostilities broke out, and then had to somewhat walk it back the next day as he likely got yelled at.
https://youtu.be/-WdYo3WlETYhttps://youtu.be/-WdYo3WlETYhttps://youtu.be/-WdYo3WlETY
>>533791431There was a lot of copes and "well actually" around it. I mean it's all a joke
>>533791135Trump can continue down this path and be the most hated president who destroyed the US. Or he can deny Israel, reveal them as being behind the war, denounce the Talmud and free his country from jewish slavery. Then he will be remembered as the greatest president who saved his country.They might kill his whole family and perhaps nuke an American city or two.
>>533791419>I hope we kill both of them
>>533790336Wasn't he making sexual suggestions about the waiter Manuel from falty towers neice when she was 14 or something, him and Johnathon Ross iirc?
>>533791552>and be the most hated president who destroyed the USBased>They might kill his whole family and perhaps nuke an American city or two.Also based. Fuck, spoiled for choice
Trump will never stop sucking jewish cock. He'll nuke iran before he takes that yid cock out of his mouth
https://youtu.be/o9PuAm7d0PAhttps://youtu.be/o9PuAm7d0PAhttps://youtu.be/o9PuAm7d0PA
>>533791419Want me Freedom of Movement back, simple as.Being a limbless vassal of America is no fun.Collective economic weight of all 27/28 European Nations would be kino
>>533791633>Brand joked about Fawlty Towers and the fact that both he and Sachs had appeared in The Bill, but was interrupted by Ross shouting out "he fucked your granddaughter">Brand sang to Sachs: "It was consensual and she wasn't menstrual", and Ross asked to marry him
>>533791657He even let his daughter marry a Jew.The guys insane.
> NEW: Keir Starmer has set up a "Beer Committee" to protect supplies for the World Cup amid potential CO2 shortages I think the forbidden bucket hat meme is coming true>Whitehall source: “The war in the Middle East is clearly impacting Britain’s supply chains>“But there’s nothing like a cold beer in the sun after a hard day’s work>“So we’re pulling out the stops to secure our supplies of products like CO2, especially with the summer and the World Cup coming up”
