Ive been vax-maxxing since it came out as an assisted suicide method and its not fucking working. You told me it would be a sudden and quick heart attack possibly even in my sleep, why the fuck am I not dying?
>>533787210No.
>>533787133Anon, you're a sedentary bumfuck.Don't you remember all those "Young athlete dies suddenly during game/race" articles?You need to get your heart rate up for it to actually kill you.
>>533787386then stop pretending u wish to die
>>533787133Your penis will fall off in exactly 336 hours
>>533787133>Ive been vax-maxxingaccording to cdc recommendation you should have at least 21 shots by now
>>533790257i wouldnt doubt some of my coworkers have that many. i do think my dad might have been vaxx injured and he only got one.
>>533787133You've been chosen for worse things.
>>533787133If it's heaven points you're after, keep in mind there's nothing in the bible about high risk behaviour. You CAN climb a mountain with no safety harness and still be right will Jesus.
>>533787133because you haven't found christ yet and he won't let you die until you do so you don't go to hell
>>533787133And were the fries good? Or the donut? Or the cookie? Or the jellybean? You got something out of it, right? Right?!
