I love rubbing industrial paper directly on my asshole. Surely there’s no industrial chemicals entering directly into my blood stream as a result right?
>>533791758Do you bleed out your ass?
>>533791758>Roaches trying to pretend smearing shit all over their own hands will own the kikesKek
>>533791807No>>533791869I heard bidets are good but I never tried one
>>533791965>heard bidets are goodU heard this from homosexuals.
>>533792070Yeah that’s a big reason I haven’t tried one. They talk about how it feels good getting their ass blasted with water.
>>533791758You should be more worried about titanium dioxide in toothpaste. It's only a problem if you get it into your bloodstream though! You did remember to floss first, right?
>>533791758If they wanted to put harmful chemicals in your body, they’d put it in your food. Which I’m sure they haven’t done yet.
>>533791965>>533792160I have one on my toilet and it doesn't feel good at all.That's a lie.But it doe drastically reduce the amount of toilet paper used.
>>533792295No they'd put it in the water and turn the frogs gay.
>>533791807NTA but yes
>>533791758I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY AAAASSSSSSSDIT'S THE HALAL WAY TO STOP THE POOPY CAKEEEEMY HAND SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND MY SPHINTER BREAKSEATING SLOP RICE IN SAUCE WITH TOO MUCH SPIIIIICEIF THE DIARRHOEA GOES ONIM NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
>>533791758I've gotten wood splinters on some of the toilet paper before, Charmin brand at that.
>>533791758They put bleach in the paper.
>>533791758Guys I used a bidet for the first time and started have gay thoughts afterwards. What do I do?
>>533791807Sometimes when i wipe too much. Its hemorrhoids i thinkI think OP is on to smth. Id always choose a bidet over toulet paper hut its too rare in germany.
