PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>533803454What channel is it on, you faggots always have same copy pasta with no info of where to watch.
>>533803454TYB and good evening anons
>>533803524It's on Reelz
Shocked Dan showed the photos of two Black perps in the LA food court shooting. Maybe preparing for an all White night ahead.This cop in the studio can bang any woman on the planet he wants. If I'm him, I don't get married.
>>533803454Good evening baker and all others esteemed fatigued noticersMay your glasses be full, your food seasoned and your incidents updated
tybmorning gentstorrented last weekends eps after tvapp fucking aboutplease god let it be improved this week
>>533803454Hell yeah bros! Made my famous corn dog pizza for the big show!
>>533803795Amazing as usual!
i THINK tvapp livestream is fixedbuffering enough so its not freezing
ignore me im an impatient fuckwit
>>533803454Good evening gentlemen. Looking forward to some good old boy tomfoolery tonight
>>533804008>>533804053now its way out in front again and looking good>look he says its fine again lets buffer it now-tvapp admins
>>533803454Any chance frens can get me a comfy RTMP link?
>>533804110Best tasing ever.
>>533804304>RTMP linkdon't think there are any going around latelyit's tvapp for the plebshttps://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
Dear Dan: Fuck you.
>>533805588/thread
>>533805588
Dan, buying clothes from the kids' department doesn't make you look tough.
Let's see if the stream will actually work tonight and not buffer constantlyWhile writing this the stream buffered, doesn't look good
Can someone tell me what they're seeing? I'm retarded and can never get the right stream on Peacock
worst opening of all time?
>>533806338
>>533806325its buffering less at leastonly once in a long while for meversus constant last weekend
i can tell this episode will be gay nigga shit already
>>533806402dan heard you
>>533806366Thanks bruI'm watching (on patrol) LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
>>533806389Same here
>david spade
>>533806495lol fake name?>!?
he forgot his notepad!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA>runs>im not running
>richie knows
>he still doesn't understand that nobody will ever want to hang out with him
>>533806607unprincipled men will never understand
oh ffs its you fuck off faggot
I nominate this Clayton County cop as the most based Black officer in America.
Dykes?
TVAPP WORKING FINE TONIGHT BOYS
Is it true cops have a quota to arrest and write tickets? Like they can’t look idle all the time.
>>533806867I REALLY thought the passenger was a guy
>>533806941Same… must be a stud
>>533806941two #INDEPENDENTWOMAN #BOSSBITCHES raisin' dey BABIES(also I told shrimp to go (acronym) kilo yankee sierra and 4chin didn't post it.... ffs
>>533806931no need for quotasthe browning of america is taking care of it
Dan wishes he was back in gaytona getting his back blown out for jeep week
oh i thought he was lighting a cigdavid spade literally rolled away to have one more hit on the crack pipeon camera lol
Dan never stops shilling. It's almost like a compulsion.
>jeep weekso every week in daytona beach is something week yeah?
Jeeps are fucking lame, except the two-door ones with a manual transmission. Those four-door models are for mall-crawling posers.
>>533807081He knew it was going to be go big or go home and already knew he wasn’t going home. I don’t blame him, might as well get one more blast for the road.
>>533807076Receiving jeep duck anal beads
>>533807187Yes, his logic was sound.
>>533807145I guess so. A few weeks ago was bike week.
Why do white girls prefer the blacks?
>>533807356reminded me to pirate motogp this weekend cheers
PLEASE someone captured that!
Were there always so many trash people in America?
Damn lol
>>533807481hell yeah!
Wut he did
>>533807562ran
Lock the doors and light the house on fire
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>533807562n'fn!
>>533807409Americans were rob of a culture and heritage and a sense of belonging and a sense of community.I’m European, but I grew up in the states
>>533807562oh i get it nowin my defense im 30secs behind
Goodbye door
>door isnt even on the hingesthats a new one to me
They got a regular nog parade going on.
Sorry, but we're just different.
EVERYONE GOES TO JAIL
>>533807614Woah! Did Dan go to the bathroom or something? How are we seeing this?
>>533807601and upside down
Goodness this reminds me of old livepd :)
They got aggro from the whole neighborhood
There is gonna be a Swahili uprising
>>533803795Cheese is the perfect shade of brown, good job anon. Now I'm hungry.
>>533807648heh. no question he was torn - ratings or agenda?
>>533807403Capture what?
>>533807707the dildo that i missed
>>533807395For sure aussie anon, who's your favorite? For me, I like pedro acosta.Funny story I met Fabio Quartararo and Franco Morbidelli, I got Franco's signature somewhere
This is great
I sincerely would like a watch party with liberals screening videos like this and hearing what they say. I guess I already know, but still when it's in your face, it's undeniable.
>>533807707the transparent dildo but ... the chimpout was much better
wonder what dan will say
>>533807786>>533807738See it here: >>533807740
>>533807481>>533807786You anons know women love glass dildos because they heat them up in hot water then use them to get off on
>orderDan you're just evil. He always talks about police tactics when it's Blacks and perp behavior when it's Whites.
>>533807740yeah pedro is all or nothing this yearim rider agnostic mostlyjust enjoy the danger and bikesim sad for jack miller tooneeds to retire already
>>533807776They would say the cops stopped the nigger because he's black and since he did nothing wrong he was scared so he ran home. Then his family wanted to record the cops and got arrested too. Clearly racist cops
>>533807853Also I highly doubt that was a glass dildo since they’re expensive and was most likely a cheap plastic clear dildo
what an absolute shithole they dragged the perp out of
>>533807562I can't laughing at this
>>533807890That doesn’t fly in Baton Rouge Louisiana, maybe in some liberal shit hole big city, but not there.
>>533807901tried buying one for yourself or "a friend"?
>>533807901Someone needs to make a Laineyball dildo
>>533807935The door came off the hinges and then went back to normal.
What kind of shooting was Dan talking about?
>>533807990That nigger mall shooting in Louisiana. 8 people shot none died, niggers.
>>533807990A nog former military killed 7 of his own 8 kids and wounded several others across three locations. He had been on parole before but there is no record of him having a hearing.
>>533807969Nope I used to live with strippers in my 20’s and they talked about these things all the time at the house during the day when we were all sitting around smoking weed on their days off in the living room watching tv.
>>533808031One woman died F… she was innocent
>>533808031martha odom died
>2 groups of teens
>>533807935this is the only type of housing i will be able to afford
>>533808111>>533808127Yeah but anyone going to a mall in current year is really just signing off on a I probably might get killed, raped, and or raped by niggers these days. That’s why Amazon owns everything.
Big surprise it was niggersAlso fuck this stream, stop buffering
that image looked faceapped
They were taking advantage of and making fun of this manlet Steve urkel cop and he got super pissed lol
>>533808081oh, don't remind me of strippers again or i will explode
>>533807935Holy hell, I figured they're at least heavily taxed, but the city assessor values it at just ~$2,000 and the annual real estate taxes and fees are under $300. Anyone that can tolerate living in that neighborhood can get by on the shittiest of jobs and keep a roof over their head.
>>533808208I go to the mall 5 miles from my home near the best grocery stores almost once a weekI walk around... grab a free sample from the chink handing me teriyaki chicken. Life is chill and people are.............. "OK".
Why are all the cops black and all the bad guys white?
>>533808310Do you also live in Boca Raton?
>2 gays on the side of the road being foster parents wearing Armani exchange with a kid in the backExecute them both on the side of the road
these two fags are raping the kid
ONE BOURBON ONE SHOTAND ONE BEER
>>533808361nonot going to doxx myself
>>533808381The inside-out shirt is a walmart brand.
KILL THIS FAGGOT NOW
Very sketchy.
just shoot em and leave em in the ditch
I hope they lose the kid over this
>>533808479This is definitely one of the most uncomfortable, dodgy things they've aired...
>Foster homes outsourcing
>20 minute long previous segmentfuck you dan
they're all scamming the government and this autistic 8 year old is getting raped
>>533808501I remember them showing dead people back in the livepd days before they got sued this shit is like straight out of a horror movie.
>>533808529Sounds like some sort of trafficking. Absolutely awful. Those people should catch some sort of charges too.
>>533808556Such is life in Trump's America.
>>533808208my nearest mall has an aquarium in it and the best local opthalmologistI love it
>>533808587>The 330,000 illegal alien children that Biden let go and live with whoever signed up to take them
Imagine spending $150k customizing a fucking jeep
fuck your jeep this show wastes so much time on non-police shit
>$140,000
Imagine that pink lady twerking
>stream buffers>refresh page>stream goes back like 10 secondsThe fuck is tvapp doing
>>533808671>Can’t see out back windowShould be destroyed
$140,000 and it's always going to be fag wagon jeep, here have a heckin duck!
>>533808671NITEN-2 better be a fucking Bentley or Rolls Royce… At least a ranger rover autobiography or Mercedes AMG 6.5
>>533808754I think all these American built cars have cameras for their rearview "mirror"
>>533808703found this on google, idk if it works outside the us https://pastebin.com/W7qHaaMf
>>533808671>market crash hits>sells its for 20k
>As your doctor about RexultiPeople do this? If so, does the doctor ever ask 'why' the patient feels like they feel sad? Additionally, isn't the whole prescription thing a safeguard against taking any random Rx that you see advertised anyway?>Before I can finish my comment another Rx commercial pops up.Tiresome
>>533808903works
>>533808930Drug companies train and promote their drugs to doctors to sell.
You can't dance in your underwear these days?
he sounds like Boon Howard
>Feeling sad >I forgot to ask my doctor about Rexulti>Decide to dance to make myself feel better>Feel a bit better>Dog joins me>Feeling much better now>Get hot>Put on my shorts>Try to do one last dance>Cops come and shoot my dick off
>what have you taken>sorry, i'm italian
>>533809026>Ay tell ya hwat
They need to leave him alone.. he’s high as a kite but just let him go lay down back on the couch, he wasn’t bothering anybody and he’s on his own property.
>>533809133was a great reference actually
>>533809062Ooooooh!
Look how they treat the nigger with kid gloves, but want to arrest the white guy not bothering anyone..
Jesus Christ uses Boost mobile confirmed. Probably flies Spirit Airlines too.
>>533809218Wouldn't be the case if this was Clayton county Georgia. Tombs would've had that fat nigger in a head lock.
>>533808666Dan is fascinated by goy rituals. Also thinks it increases ratings.
>>533809290Nigs know how to deal with nigs, and can’t be blamed for racism
>speeding down the road without lightsSurely they aren't actually allowed to do that?
Holy shit Louisiana is a complete nigger shit hole. I can’t believe I have to provide money to Tabasco who operates out of that nigger shithole.
>AYO BUT WHO WUZ FONE?
>>533809247All jokes aside, I've flown spirit a number of times and never had an issue. I've had more issues on southwest and delta flights, personally.
>>533809367Best hot sauce in the land.
>>533809367Should’ve bought Texas Pete to give to North Carolina
That flashing white car was probably the perp
On his own property and taken to jail for public intoxication… fucking bullshit
>public intoxicationGet the fuck outta here, the guy is on his property
>>533809513>Dancing in his underwear in public while high on meth.Come on, nobody wants to see this.
>>533809563he's on property at least
>>533809582Doesn’t matter nigger, he was on his own property
>O-M-CheeseburgerThey're selling blasphemy
SSRI commercial music is the most dystopian thing ive ever heard
>In Tennessee, it is possible to be charged and convicted of Public Intoxication—even if you are drinking on your own private property.>In State v. Jordan, the Tennessee Court of Criminal Appeals upheld a Public Drunkenness conviction of a man who was intoxicated on his own front porch. >The court agreed with the definition of a “public place” as “one that is within the sight and hearing of members of the public.” >The court cited an unpublished Tennessee Supreme Court decision that also endorsed the definition: “That case turned on whether the porch was visible from the road and how far the porch was from the nearest neighbor.” >In Jordan, the defendant was yelling obscenities, his porch was within six feet of the street, and neighbors came outside to see the disturbance.
>>533809692But the music for Miebo is kino>MIEBOOOOOOO>CHICK-CHICK-AHH>OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAA
>>533809627It very much does matter, otherwise he wouldn't have been hauled off.
>>533809692Congress should ban all drug commercials like Europe but it will never happen because they all get paid off from the drug companies and the media would go bankrupt immediately.
is it the turk biker??
>>533809911it is not...
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>533809911No way he got that fat
>>533809930his dad maybe
>retarded
>>533809845this is true. most people dont know that our TV is entirely funded by these fucking drug companies,
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show cause my eyes have been so dry! Hey does anyone know if anyone happened to figure out how Miebo works? I always wonder how that functions.
Should have showed what the cars tires looked like after that
Lame triple play
>>533810189the smoke screen idea should have worked
>>533807935>AYO DIS NIGGA AIN'T CHECK TRAVAGO
if he played csgo hed know that the CTs can see you emerging from teh smoke way before you can see them
He seems reasonable. I believe him.
>>533810048I have my suspicions about you, sir--do you by any chance have a deep and abiding interest in what happened to that guy in Nye County who got thrown through his own window by a cop??Top kek on the Meibo though.I believe it makes some sort of layer on your eyeball to keep your tears from drying up.
>black man being disrespected at the bus stopIt’s another Rosa Parks when he said “fuck you bitch”
I wonder if this guy is taking the GoBus from Toledo to Columbus to see his momma.
>>533803524https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
This guy talks funny. The way he pronounces.shit and bitch gets me rolling
Why is this guy acting like being "disrespected" is a crime?
>leave the driving to usOnce again, the video is about Black behavior and Dan mentions something that has nothing to do with it. Never fails. There's something in him that must deceive.
If I get married, would anyone here like to attend and fill out my side of the aisle? It’ll be pretty thin.
>>533810409it's actually the highest crime
>I JUST GOT DISRESPKED FOR NO REASONNigga, just because you asked a stranger something and they didn't reply doesn't give you a reason to lose your mind over it. Ask a bus driver instead.>I THEN CALLED HER ONE THOUSAND BITCHES
>black man being discriminated against at the bus stop
can i take blink nutritears and meibo at the same time?
>Black man being disrespected at the bus stopKnowing he will never fuck the women white men can
Dan you shameless shill
pigs
>>533810443What side of the USA are you on?Do I get to be a groomsman and be paired up with a fairskinned bridesmaid? I only wear traditional vietnamese ao dai for formal occasions by the way.
>>533810573Taking both will allow you to pee through your eyes.
>>533810692He's probably jerking off to those gals at the end of the show.
Imagine the smell
>>533810792No.
>>533810692It really is remarkable. He is truly, wholly, and completely devoid of shame. Peddling this polyester dogshit that probably costs pennies in wholesale for a 10,000% markup.
>>533810738I was referring to the neverending OPL merch product placement
>>533810827good job webm anon!
>public transportation>everybodyNo you lying cop not everyone who rides it acts like that no impulse control thug
>>533810692>>533810840i could consider forgiving him if he wasn't already worth $25+ million
Big surprise the bitch was actually a bitch
>>533810924kek
>>533810913I have always had a weird urge to just get on a coach bus and cheaply travel around the country.>>533810700I’m on the east side.I don’t know about a groomsman but that would ultimately depend on the number of bridesmaids. All formal attire, regardless of origin, will be acceptable.
i wonder what a whippets/ketamine trip is like
>>533811056>I have always had a weird urge to just get on a coach bus and cheaply travel around the country.me too
>STREAM FREE NEXT WEEKEND
Cool truck
But I'm already watching for free?
>>533811115Nobody tell Dan.
I literally tell no one that I know I watch this, everyone with whom I currently interact thinks all cops are evil.
>>533811090Me too except I wanted to go by train.
>>533811085
>>533811056>I have always had a weird urge to just get on a coach bus and cheaply travel around the country.it's prolly 95% squatemalans and venezuelans on those buses
>>533811419That’s what keeps the urge at bay. The hygiene of the average airline passenger is questionable enough.
>blowie
>>533811056Me too. Let's Go Bus & Train is what people call me because I'm such a public transportation advocate. I'm thinking of making a shirt that says LGBT and wearing it around while I take public transportation and talking to people about it.>East sideSame>>533811085It doesn't last long, each pull lasts only a few seconds or a few minutes so you end up huffing it all night long. It makes your voice go deep and you faint if you do it too much. It's fun to do if you're listening to EDM or that kinda music, you can 'feel' the bass through the balloon.It's pretty fucking stupid though.
I bet she is popular
>>533811586no teeth helps
>>533811586I had this discussion in another thread recently but I really don’t care for blow jobs.
sex in public and they'll get let go. arrest these faggots
the cop slipped in her last name, oops
>>533811713You think she's on the insta?
>>533811683>I really don’t care for blow jobsWhat's wrong? You don't like how the guy puts his hand on your head?
>>533811746
>>533811522God please do it. Someone would start talking to you about shit and you just ramble on about trains and shit.
>.134 alcoholic
leave her alone
>>533811990Just talking about how much of a fan I am of 'trains representation'.
this fuckin fruity ass cop is killin me
>>533811683When they're too big I'm sure it's no fun for you
>>533812272S Davis is ... juicy
>>533812272>You need sumbody to lean you up?>Let me know when you need to throe up sum mo>Ok imma hold you from behind
That is one zesty cop
>more products for vaginal odor
i thought alan was GAWN
>>533812514That is a really nice reaction image, especially for OPL
>>533812514
>>533812514>The target demographic for opl are sad women on anti-depressive medications with stinky vaginas
did he just say "i got COPD bad"? lets get in a special commercial break.
I imagine this scenario happening to me every time I take psychedelics
>>533812627Are they depressed because of vaginal odor or does depression cause a lapse in hygiene which leads to odor?
>>533812713My friends talked about doing psychedelics years ago. I never did because I fully expected to kill myself.
>>533812627It's funny how ads only feature people of indeterminate origin now - unless the role is stupid White guy.
>>533812793They’re fun but if there’s something in your life bothering you it’ll make you anxious and sperg out
>>533812833>the role is stupid White guyThey played this ad a few times. Stupid white male can't shit and can't figure out how to drink some laxative medication, luckily his smart asian wife tells him to drink it so he does.>>533812751Ah a real chicken or the egg question
I tried the "new" Whopper last weekThe bun was about 3x the size of the rest of the sandwich so it was awful
>>533811683same....
What was that banana ad?
>>533812935STUPID GAIJIN!
Is censorship so bad now you can’t mention some gay pepper gun for women now
She could grab my banana, if you know what I mean
>>533811683>>533812980get a room
>>533806402>i can tell this episode will be gay nigga shit alreadywe should've listened
>wine lovershttps://newsantaana.com/a-man-walked-out-of-a-gelsons-in-irvine-with-over-2-6k-worth-of-high-end-wine-bottles/
>>533813026same same
>Ain't nobody want salsa at 8 o'clock at night!
>>533813023I’d rather just shoot the fucker.
>>533813023She’s not real…
great show, dan
Faggots who can’t into .45-60% BAC are losers
Giga nigga looks like he’s tapering down
>>533813545I’ve been to the hospital over a .55 BAC
Do you guys think tomorrow night's episode will be any better?>Old giganigga doodle
>>533813565Yeah, he ain't looking so giga anymore
>>533813545Even in a world where alcohol is legal nearly everywhere and widely abused, aren’t those the kind of numbers that blind or kill even hard core boozers?
>>533813763Correct.
>>533813565Cutting for beach season
>>533813763I went hard in the paint as an alcoholic
Oh ruck yes. Fuck that gtr up.
r35
I didn't get it.
>>533813959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
see yas tomorrow
Wtf he didn't even do nothin
