the glowniggers will start putting spyway into vehicles by 2027 and there's nothing you can do about it
>>533803869spyware*>Your next car purchase comes with an unwelcome passenger: a federal mandate requiring surveillance technology that monitors your every blink, glance, and head nod. Thanks to Section 24220 of the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, NHTSA must finalize rules forcing all new passenger vehicles to include “advanced impaired driving prevention technology”—essentially turning your dashboard into a judgment-free zone that’s anything but judgment-free.
life would be so cool if cars were never invented.
>>533803869what a literal hell earth we live in even more reason to move to germany
>>533803869New cars are for faggots
>>533803974>life would be so cool if Jews were never allowed to have this much powerftfy
>>533804032kek
>>533803974Cars are cool. Its jews who mandated 4000lbs of steel flies past your kid, 10 feet away, at 45mph with no separator but a small curb.
>>533804082no i'm sick and tired of these stupid machines and getting into a fight with some microdick road rager every time I go anywhere.
>>533803869Counterpoint: glowniggers are likely to be exterminated by then
Step 1:For your safety cameraStep 2:It is illegal not to use the camera for reporting illegal crimesStep 3:Warning. N word detected. Police are on their way
>>533804256Have you considered not being retarded? I can’t say I’ve ever had any issues with vehicles and rage.
>spraypaint the camera
Thank you Joe Bidet very cool
>>533803974I'd love to ride a horse to work
>>533804362>>533804256>>533804032>>533803974>Infrared cameras and sensors create a constant biometric assessment of driver alertness and sobriety.>The tech involves infrared cameras mounted on steering columns or A-pillars, tracking eye movement, pupil dilation, and drowsiness patterns. Unlike the breathalyzer ignition interlocks from DUI convictions, these systems operate passively—no blowing required. Your car simply watches and decides whether you’re fit to drive.Tldr; maintain your current car to last the rest of your life
they already have spyware what are you talking about
>Use dashcam>Use backup cam>Use cop radar detector>Use GPS>Use built in sign detector>Have AR500 plates in headrest and doors>Have hidden door for side piece storageSpyware is only bad when I do it but not when the government makes you do it. >>533804362Yea no, attrition is getting rid of most of them by itself. Nobody wants to be a cop anymore. Cities have to resort to automated systems because people refuse to enlist.
>>533803869Who the fuck would buy a new car anyways.These so called "cars" dont even have a fucking clutch? A motor vehicle without a clutch and no gas tank isnt a car its a faggot-mobile.
>>533803869Just remove it in after mods.
>>533803869you already walk around with a listening device all day. it's called a smart phone.
>>533804563Just remove it. Code it out, pull a fuse, block it off with electrical tape. Shit is not rocket science.
>>533803869Can I hack the car to work as free internet?
>>533803869What happened to reasonable search and seizure?
>>533804523>>533804642>>533804680Once your insurance company sees a lost signal they will cancel you, with a potentially knock on the door from your local pigs.
>>533804831I promise you they do not care that much. You are free to modify your car
>>533804081>>533804563>>533804638>>533804642>>533804680Only a retard would think the jews are going to let them drive their trusty old beater forever. No surveillance?No insurance.No remote kill switch? No insurance.This will happen faster than you think.
>>533804256>I'm a dumb fuck driver who causes problems on the road, therefore no one should be allowed to drive carsNeck yourself my dude
>>533804926Nigger.. it's basically mandatory ignition interlocks. They will care.
>>533805063Whatever you say nocar memeflaggot
This is put in for insurance companies, so they can deny more claims. Cops don't give a fuck about micromanaging you.
>>533804831Oh no! That must be terrible!
>>533803869in all cases troll everything leave no foes undefeated
>>533804926Only because right now cars don't have these systems. Once they become even slightly common (5-10%) insurance companies will quickly require them and women will push "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" like always.
>>533804213i want italian man to feed me pizza
>>533803869Don't ever buy one then riot...Dig the roads up so no one can drive then throw water balloons at the riot police with black gloss paint in them...Ever want to stop RIOT COPS then throw black gloss paint in water balloons at them...They got no chance to win then..Guns slip,,everything slips..
>>533805229The only thing I could see is if your state has inspections and it trips something like the seatbelt icon. But if it’s an entirely independent system I don’t see that working out.
>>533805048the only problem I cause is not driving 20 over the speed limit. I don't give a fuck if you woke up late, stop drinking until 2 am then.
>>533803974it'd be cool if Elon bought all the patents to classic cars and began manufacturing brand new Chevelles, Novas, Camaros, Trans Ams, etc to original specs
>>533803974instead u will get tons of people riding horses and fucking horsesyou really want that?
>>533803869That's fine, if enough people just don't buy them, their industry collapses. I will never buy any car older than say 2010.
>>533805392You really can't see non-interlocked vehicles becoming a massive insurance liability that providers would seek to avoid? Is this your first time dealing with jews?
>>533804746Nigga we elected jews
>>533805029Alright then I won't have insurance.
>>533803869>put tape over camera>problem solved
Small government Republicans doing the thing they always do when they're in power
>yeah Claude Code, I have a bug with my car's software can you fix it?>The system won't disable the cameras, I think the drivers are broken>beep boop>software has been patched to remove the camera drivers and software access to them. They are now fixed.
>>533803869Damn it's like cars never existed before spyware how will I ever make this air pump run on not computer controlled fuel injection
>>533805779Car won't start unless it gets a read on your face you stupid fucking wetback
>>533804680>>533804831It's even less for you but for everyone else driving around you. Every car will be some janny tattling on you for driving too fast. They'll probably eventually be calculating acceleration of surrounding cars and reporting vehicles for illegal modifications that seem to too quick to be stock
>>533803869>spyway into vehicles by 2027...By 2031 your car will ask you have you had your JABS and if not it will lock you in your car and drive you to the JAB ENFORCERS to be jabbed..2035 no one will own a car unless your worth 20 million dollars,, all the rest will share driveless taxi services for hire..Did you know you can stop anything that the corrupt politicians want to do but your to pussy to do anything,,,YOU WILL ALL BE RICHMANS GIMPS..
If there is anything to be thankful for, is that nobody can afford new cars anyway
>>533803869just buy a motorcycle.Get a single cylinder, air-cooled, and it will run until the end of time.Literally, the biggest tech part on a carburated motorcycle is the fucking blinker relay.
>>533805301>>533804213i want italian man to slap me in face
>>533805586None of those cars could be sold today because they fail to meet a myriad of safety and emissions requirements. So continue to look back on them with nostalgia the way we will look back on non-interlocked cars a decade from now.
>>533805721We ca argue till the cows come home but at this point it’s all just conjecture. I don’t think deleting it will cause too much of an issue
>>533803974Retarded infant
>>533804213YOU DON'T USE A FORK TO EAT PIZZAFucking barbarians...
>>533803869Put some sticky tape over it
>>533804831>"Attempt to start vehicle with no visual detection, kill switch enabled, doors locked, adjusting O2 levels in cab to render persons unconscious, federal authorities have been notified."I have worked on car computers for a long time, written (changed a couple hex values to change fuel to o2 ratio, shit like that) and flashed firmware.I won't drive anything built after say... 1998.You should know that glowniggers CAN just hack your newer car through bluetooth driving past you and activate your brakes on the interstate while you're doing 80.What this does is allows them to do it from a THX style central location with automated operators.This will be yet another fucking patriot act style law that won't get rolled back, even after it locks federal judges out of their vehicles, and creates more safety problems than it solves, for the most dangerous activity American's engage in after eating goyslop. (most common cause of death is still heart disease, car accident)They will have to recall everyone of these cars because the h1-b shitjeet vibe-coded software these companies slap together to meet these standards will have critical vulnerabilities that allow china russia israel etc to spy on any vehicle, THEN there will be totally preventable bugs causing critical errors that result in fatalities.The biggest thing this accompishes, is add another completely artificial, unecessary barrier for entry that secures the existing car manufacturers monopoly position, and hinders us further from competing with countries (china, japan, korea, germany) that have completely usurped our vehicle exports.America is being systematically disassembled from the top down. All the builtin spyware is solely to watch citizens to prevent them from flipping the table on the rich motherfuckers who are stealing ALL of the fruits of our labors.
>>533803939So I can't pick my nose when I'm driving now?
>>533804563Cool. That will increase the base cost by $8000. Hell a backup camera is $2000 and they are $20 Chinese webcam tier hardware.
>>533805989......what's #1 though?
>>533806088>Lawsuits will save usHow fucking ironic, bring it on I say
>>533803939>Thanks to Section 24220 of the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, NHTSA must finalize rules forcing all new passenger vehicles to include “advanced impaired driving prevention technology”—essentially turning your dashboard into a judgment-free zone that’s anything but judgment-free.And guess who cucked out of removing that?
>>533805894>jist buy a motorcycleThis is actually great advice if you can handle a bicycle well. Some scooters will get 70-80 mpg too.I've seen uber stiff unathletic people (plural) who are scared to lean into turns buy motorcycles and wreck quick.The gas mileage is reason enough alone, but maintenance costs are nothing compared to cars too.
>>533805143More like steer your car into a brick wall because they are hand in hand with the government to cash in and raid your house
>>533806230>#5 Senegal>#4 Nigeria>#3 Nicaragua>#2 Montenegro>#1 NigerYeah, lying thumbnail, but there's some funny jokes in there so I think it's worth a watch regardless.
Bitter capitalist have no answer for niggers
>>533806492The smoke detector chirp got me.
>>533803869don't pay for cell plan for your car. unless gov't plans to give free internet to all devices then only retards will be snitches. gov't pushing for all shit digital, okay, sorry, I'm too broke to get a phone plan
>>533805894Not feasible in frozen climates, bundabro
>>533806492>lying thumbnail, butthe lie takes away from it. Why lie like that? It just ruins the joke desu
>>533803869I ONLY DRIVE OLD SHIT, NIGGER. MY FUCKING TRUCK HAS MANUAL WINDOWS. NO ONE IS HACKING MY OLD JUNK.
>>533806231>lawsuitsI wish...They work great in theory.They only work in practice if the penalties weren't already factored into the sticker price like shrinkage for retailers, and they didn't take so long to move that companies can use the gains from their tactics to secure monopoly/cartel market positions.Just thinking about the true opportunity cost of malicious business decisions being factored into civil case penalties overflows my napkin calculator.
>>533803869Less drunk niggers on the road. And less stoned niggers on the road.Good.
Cars have had this since 2017. You want something made before that year
>>533803939>“advanced impaired driving prevention technology”—essentially turning your dashboard into a judgment-free zone that’s anything but judgment-freeWatch me put electrical tape over the camera
>>533807770>no input from camera>unable to start the car>please remove the obstruction and try again>the authorities have already been notified of you disobedience
>>533807200bluetooth is in even older cars and that probably has some glowie backdoors in it
>>533807770>Watch me put electrical tape over the cameraThey want to kill this spirit because these types of people are harder to control. So tremendously gay, it can't possibly succeed
>>533803869Chinese cars won't comply
>>533807770Car won't start as >>533808057 pointed out.
>>533804032All the more reason to accelerate into the Fourth Reich
>>533808511Route around it. All a car needs to run is power. It's not rocket science to run power around a potential block. Make a hobby of it. Car modders love doing shit like this.Or just drive an old whip like I do.
>>533804626>still get shot through your window by a 58 IQ nigger
>>533803869it feels like we're all too distracted by shiny news stories to even register stuff like this. worse than it's ever been
>>533809254Incorrect, you can't route around the firmware checks for it. You would need to provide the system fake packets to trick the firmware, which means extensive packet sniffing and building a obd2 insert that replicates the removed system on the bus.
>>533803869lol jokes on you lil nigga I ride a bike.
>>533809512Obviate the entire computer. Figure it out. Stop being a doomer, and figure out how to hotwire the shit. Goddamn even niggers can steal cars. They get around it all the time.
>>53380386990s based toyota chads just keep winning. If your car beeps for you not having your seatbelt on, youre a cuckold. If your car doesnt have an ash tray, youre not based.
>>533809781In theory, it's possible, and I'm all for the arms race but the difficulty is absolutely present and this shit shouldn't even be a thing
>>533809781>the computerYou know modern cars have 100+ modules right? All proprietary and serialized through scan tools. Hell, they're even adopting security gateways for the bus through the DLC, which means you have to bypass it the gateway entirely to hook up.I don't think you quite understand how fucked they made new cars. You can't even change your own brakes or car battery on some of the newer cars. Only real option is to just never buy one.
>>533803869I got a 2025 gonna ride that shit for next 10 years and see what kind of Tesla bullshit they got
>>533804563Holy kek I drive high as fuck DAILY
>>533809871Older cars with carburetors only needed 3 inputs to the motor:1-battery2-coolant3-fuelThese new cars require hundreds or thousands of inputs.
>>533803869>there's nothing you can do about itExcept Buy a 2025 vehicle
>>533809871It's going to cause so many problems that it likely won't last long once those problems start stacking. A lot of very rich people are not going to like this. And when someone very influential ends up getting yeeted because of a code glitch, heads are going to roll.>>533810108You can always buy a kit car. Those aren't mass-manufactured so they generally don't have these problems. There's always a way to get around rules and regulations.
Well good thing I'm too poor to afford a brand new car.
>>533803869>startLol! Catch up, little nigger.
>>533810224And a tow truck when the modulated fuel leak fucks you over eventually
>>533810562Easy to rebuild a carburetor, not terribly time consuming either. Either way, I'll have to work on a solution because I'm never buying one of these modern tech shit boxes. The repair costs alone means their used market value will drop to nothing anyway.
>>533804638Giving a shit about cars is gay
How am I supposed to enjoy my white claw surge before driving home now?
>>533803869Good. Maybe these Charlotte Niggers will stop driving like retarded monkeys.
>>533803974the streets would be full of horse shit.also cars are cheaper than a horse if you not landlord.
>>533809781Nothing in the car is physically controlled. It's all done by computers. You cannot just run it without the firmware.
>>533804032>implying they don't do that in Germany
