The late 90s were 40 years ago.
>>533810996Shannon Elizabeth was always overrated. Give me Neve Campbell any day of the week.
>2050 is closer than 2000
>>533810996could give two shits how that leather face looks if those tits and ass cheeks are still sexy
>>533810996Shit..those zoomers are already around 40…I thought they just graduated from their universities but time fliest as always..
>>533811055Its over
I remember buying the unrated American Pie DVD from the pawn shop as a kid, just to see her tits.
Haha kill yourselves you geriatric prehistoric millennials
This is why you marry fat
>>533811055ok that is actually true and incredibly sobering
>>533811130Spoiler but the skin on your tits ages as fast, if not way faster, as the skin on your face.
Mandela Effect. I thought she was married to Kevin Smith. And I was impressed how an ugly fat guy like Kevin could score her.
>>533811388no this is why you marry skinny and slowly make her fat
>>533810996>The late 90s were 40 years ago.More like 50.
>>533810996She's on onlyfans now too
Bonus: she's doing only fans now after getting screwed in the divorce.
>>533811518Sounds gay and vanilla.
My back hurts
>>533811458No, this is why you marry fat and slowly make her skinny.
>>533811577stretch your back against a wall
>>533811667The terrorist method might just be crazy enough to work...thanks Hajii!
>>533811665it's alright if you like loose skin. but if you plump up a skinny girl just right you can cancel out some of the wrinkles by filling her out
HOLY SHITWHEN TIME PASSES TIME PASSESI AM A FUCKING STUPID GOY WHO HAS NEVER REFLECTED ON MY OWN MORTALITY BEFORE AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>533811764do the wall sitting move, then push hard with your butt against your wall, then bend slowly forward with your back, you can lift your left hand towards the right and bend forward for a deeper stretch and inversely with the right hand also if you push against the wall at different angles with your butt, you can stretch other muscles like in the hips and shit
>>533812306Thanks I will try the wall method.I got a cylinder to roll on. I'm actually thinking of getting the smaller and larger ones as well because just the medium one has been a godsend.
>>533810996>she tannedits over
>>533811980>a retarded kiked out filler d&m thread on the shabbattyis this really what jews do under the eyes of god?what a joke religion
>>5338110552030 is closer than 2020
>>533810996is american pie the most jewish film in history?
>>533811344Oh yeah? That's a nice bonus feature. Kid porn. Lots better than nothing.
>>533813331You don’t remember being a young horny retard when you were a teen/young adult?
>>533810996I remember growing up in the 90's being boring. I recall we stared a an organized car breaking in ring to steal cigarettes and money with a bunch of kids in town out of boredom. We didn't even realize the seriousness of what we were doing. If adult did what we did, they would have been charged with organized crime. The Summer of 1999.
>>533811053I'll never forget the disappointment I felt when Neve finally showed bobs in a movie
>>533811361You first kike
>>533811055I was born closer to WW2 than to today
>>533810996Aging is a bitch
>>533810996I was 18 in '99. I still remember getting hard watching her play with herself in that movie. Just God damn...
>>533810996I thought jews were good at math, the 90s won't be 40 years old until 2030
>>533813517if I was still lurking /pol/ after that phase, I'd kill myself probably
JUST ANOTHER E-THOT WHO USED TO BE HOT AND NOW IS NOTSEX WITH HER INVOLVES HER LAYING ON HER BACK WITH HER TELLING YOU TO "GO AHEAD AND CUM" SO SHE CAN GET BACK TO WATCHING OUTLANDER.
>>533811980it hits different when you are older. I remember when i was young i didnt give a single solitary fuck and laughed at people who talked about it. now that im old im reminded of it every single day. Sometimes you dont know what you got until its gone.
I am 60. a GenX. the new Silent Gen no one talks about. I lived in the last best era of America. it was freedom and analogue fun. CDs were considered high tech when they came out in my 20s. DVDs was mind bending. no more having to load 3 discs to play out an entire movie.but it was worth it to not have to look over your shoulder. Blacks were scooped up off the street if they looked shifty eyed. Cops didn't have body cameras. IT WAS AWESOME. and no Cell phones. just pagers and phone booths. Mom made you call home at 10pm and maybe you got to stay out till 11pm on weekends.IT REALLY SUCKS TO BE YOUNG TODAYMUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHUHHUUUUu
>>53381363585 too huh?We were the last of a breed.
>>533813654When are the tech retards going to figure out how to give a machine consciousness so that we can escape this aging body and upload into the machine?
>>533810996>2026 - 1996 = 30The public school system has failed us.
>>533814007wrong. people born in the mid-late 60s to early 80s had the last best era of life. You were a kid in the late 90s early 2000s if you were born in 85 which is when they started censoring Dialup BBS (pre internet) and older cell phones still had RIFF chipsthey just didn't have satelitte following them but could be found. the last true free decade was 1980s and if you were only 4-5 years of age it wouldn't have mattered to you.
>>533811053Shannon did nude scenes in like 3 movies, then said she didn't ever want to do nude scenes again, then "quit" Hollyweird to go play with animals in South Africa, and now she's back, like a horror movie, on OnlyFans, I guess thinking tits sold her once, maybe OnlyHags simps can sell her again? Absolutely hilarious. https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/shannon-elizabeth-only-fans-american-pie-now-quit-453258-20260416
>>533811053She was already walled at 26 in American Pie with fake tits, playing a high school girl. Not sure why there was so much hype around her at the time.
>>533814007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0HpG7Nx7fA
>>533814179because it was the end of the 1990s going into 2000 and Millennials wanted their own genre separated from that of the 70s and 80s highschool films.it was the new John Hughes' era minus John Hughes. I think it was super hyped myself. hyperbole
>>533811053Neve has the most disappointing body of any celebrity. She waited like 20 years to do a nude scene and she had no ass, no waist, and flabby tits that look like they had been surgically reduced.
>>533811259>fake titsmeh
>>533811055AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53381400788 here. There was a very stark difference in those 3 years. 85 were rougher, and dumber. after 93 they got ultra dumber.
**30 years ago, my mathematically illiterate fren
>>533814131You're missing the point entirely. 85ers is the year that will be the wisemen 30 years from now.
I’M GAY AND FAT
>>533811055It's fucking over.
i don't mind getting old. i kinda like it.
>>533814769If you're a man, the older you get the calmer and more rational you get, barring drug use. What people call wisdom is really just a mind unclouded by irrationality from excess hormones. The clearer your mind the closer to God you are since absolute logic and truth are the foundation of the entire universe. Keep your mind clear of drugs so you can write memories and attach yourself to radio frequencies.Your brain is a radio receiver/transmitter and your nerves are antennae.
>>533810996>4030
>>533813538>not stealing some of your fren's fathers hidden porn magazine stash. why even live as 90s kid?
>>533815077HA! I FOUND VHS TAPES! I switched out the reels on some VHS tapes for a couple of them, and stored my finds in some movie boxes. I remember my copy of Aladdin had a 4-way lesbian flick. THAT'S how you hide your porn in 1998.
>>533815077One of the dads had a collection of porn VHS tapes, rookie.
>>533815077>>533815313Sneaking in the "secret" room of the movie rental place.
>>533811518WTF this for real??Did she fall on hard times ?
>>533811518>I'm just a nice, down to earth girl. I'm not a whore at all :) I hate women sometimes.
>>533815414What's funny is when the dude I swapped Aladdin out for the lez flick went to watch that tape, all of a sudden>Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...Not the tails he was interested in I bet.I still have that tape somewhere in my small VHS collection.
>>533814444Quads93 hereCan confirm
>>533810996Even 1990 wasn't 40 years ago
>>533811053>neve campbellThis is a Jennifer Love Hewitt board my guy
>>533817437JLH is what the ideal American beauty looks like.
>>533811518Needs to collabs withTribalbbcMrthiccbbcKingkoldDfwknighJiggaJohnson
>>5338109961999 was 27 yesrs ago at last count there King.
>>533817437pretty gud. but no Rachael Leigh Cook? also the voice of tifa.
>>533811259shes better than nevebut wow does the makeup helpbody of tranny but I do love fake tits and lipo it really elevates these mid jew girls who steal a few white genesI liked this girl n friends like the blonde from unhappily ever after..90s rode wave of 80s deregulation production and clinton then overpaid the parasites to ruin it fast
>>533818902Don't look up Nikki Cox now. Jay Mohr did a number on her.
>>533815414>Kevin SmithI worked at a video rental place briefly and the porn section however small would out profit the entire rest of the store nonstop.Sex really is repressed in modern world we are meant to be in endless gangbangs.
>>533815490No. She divorced her husband to do it. Missing the limelight I guess.
>>533810996it's as if the hormonal birth control that bypasses water filtration systems and ends up in the water supply is bad for all humans. who would have thought?
>>533814444My parents & teachers gave me ptsd
>>533817581to a short hairy micropenis jewthis girl from sherman oaks mogs rest including gods tier girl from unhappily ever after
enters the chat
>>533819462>Nikki Coxshe was awesome on the show...whewor cameras did amazing job
>>533819508>Memeflag non white coomerWish you retards would stay on reddit
>>533820079She was even hot playing a whore on Norm.
>>533810996Still would
>>533815313>Shannon ElizabethI wonder how much awesoem shit is on VHS and should be digitized..... probly oceans of comedy n wwf n shitI watch 80s NBA and earlier all the time.... I even calculate who shoulda played on all star teams vs who fans picked....doing a book on it and stats like moneyballroy hinsonedgar jonesdan isseldarryl dawkinscalvin nattpurvis shortmike mitchelln other overlooked talent
>>533814007I read this comment as 85 years old at first and imagined an 85 year old brainlet misunderstanding the other anon.
>>533818885pedo vibeswho the fuck is tifa?
>>533811055nope, im out
>>533811980>DON'T THINK ABOUT THE PASSING OF TIME, GOY>JUST CONSOOM LIKE THE OTHER GOYIM
>>533820379Poiint shaver Isiah Thomas better not be in that book.
>>533811518>originally onlyfans was supppsed to be content for ONLYfansWho knew?
>>533820250I am only saying on unhappily ever after u hobgoblinHow many years later was norm?maybe cameras helped her I dunnohttps://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=Jay+Mohr+nikki+cox&&mid=E7ED22AB2F4DCC05C7AFE7ED22AB2F4DCC05C7AF&churl=https%3a%2f%2fwww.youtube.com%2fchannel%2fUClzCn8DxRSCuMFv_WfzkcrQ&FORM=VAMGZC
>>533810996>The late 90s were 40 years ago.You suck at math.Are you using that Common Core shit?The current year is 2026.1996 was 30 years ago.2026 minus 1996.Test it with a calculator app.
>>533820503Isiah Thomas is listed as no1 most overrated player of all time in the book.Beating out slowbee elgin and whoever
>>533810996Ha just heard she was supposed to start an>only fansif that's what she looks like, FUCKyears ago i thought to myself>if you're gonna be one of those attractive celebrity women out there that 100% refuses to a single nude scene>or maybe just one>take secret pictures of yourself as sexy as possible>and IF somehow you become famous and people are wanting to see your tits>wait until you're old and hold onto secret nudie pics>sell them for millions - adding to your retirementwhy don't women do this?they do every other exploitative thing they can do to make moneyimagine if>dolly partonhas secretly done this - kept those pics in a safe, and wants to get future financing for her libraries for kids thing she doeslol sure the source of that money would be susbut who wouldn't want to see dolly parton's tits when she was like 25 years old?
>>533820590holy shit kek math purists having mealt downsu know all wall st lies using math daily right?world floats on oceans of printed moneyonlyfans great example, 0 real customers; who the fuck buys porn when limitless on google?engineer calculate shit for bridge stength or air plane and add liek 300% more strength
>>533820503Good. That guy made me sick to my stomach. I watched him blow game after game in the last 5 seconds, more than I can count. Drive to the basket, lose the handle on the ball, time expires. Every time I saw it, I knew it was intentional. That was before I even heard about the college point shaving allegations. Same fucking story over and over. But none of them even come close to the 1987 EC final.That guy was dirty.
>>533820709so you wana jerk to grandmas when grandma was young n firm?hmmmmis that a fetish?I will say a lot of porn from long ago before the jew BBCed everything would best be taken from VHS while we still can and shared.....I think I have some torrents of this shit... porn without minorities but after fake tits and lipo took off woo weee!! liek 80s 90st chad but also unashamed gooner lol
>>533814179>>533814366american pie was jewish propaganda and they pushed it hardtrue millennials want nothing to do with that retarded filth
>>533810996Uh.
>>533820895>wouldn't want to see pictures of a young, firm dolly parton with her pendulous udders exposedyou sound like a fag and your shit's all jewish
>>533820844fuk now I gotta go watch that!I noticed every time dumars and vinny were in pistons would do better same with mahorn who was underrated along with salley n rodman....adrian dantley is my guythomas got him traded what a fucking pos I was so mad
The 90's were easy mode?
>>533820568Norm was 1998-2000 I think.
>>533821010the 90's sucked post 1994 and you know it
>>533820962Nope I do think the old stuff should be preserved from vhs#notajewI denounce the talmud and love bacon
>>533814366i fuckin hated itpure dogshit culture
>>533821057>from vhsi didn't say video, i said pictures>>533820709>take secret pictures of yourself as sexy as possiblebut put words in my mouth>(((memeflag)))
>>533821057I like lost media.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaJIteMzI0
>>533811055
>>533821057and her tits are obviously fakeshame on you and your love of hard plastic beach balls you try to pass off as breastsbehold the natural pair of khazar milkers and weepignore the face tho.. lel
>>533820974Virtually all Piston games were on Detroit TV at the time. WKBD channel 50 I think. I watched a lot of them. If you ever watch old games, sometimes I do, though I like 70's games mostly, they were faster and way more entertaining, watch for it. You'll see him do it, last 5 seconds.
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