Why don't millennials age?
>>533812297I am the most racist man to have ever existed
>>533812297Who cares
>>533812297>still look late 20s.no, you look 40 something dressed up like a teenager.
>>533812353No, I am you green Canuck cunt.
>>533812297Every generation dresses like they did when they were in their 20s.People don't start dressing older as they age, they age and then the way they dress becomes old.
>>533812297There is no decade in which if you dressed like that in high school, all the catty girls at school wouldn't call you a weirdo and talk mad shit about you behind your back
>>533812770Women are cunts, we get it.
>>533812297That's the youngest boy I've ever seen! How does she look like a teenager
>>533812297I dress even more childishly than when I was in highschool. Trackpants and hoodies only. Not even jeans, they're too fancy for me
>>533812297unlike zoomies, they wear sunblock
>find 4chan as a preteen >now I’m in my 30’s>still on 4chan We’re all mentally stunted to be fair
>>533812297I used to wear a plain white T, jeans, and boots or converse. Most people wasted their money on hollister and Abercrombie like fucking retards. Mexicans couldn’t afford it so they bought aeropostal
>>533813078Why are women letting their lips get so chapped and fucked up these days? Vax side effect?
42 years young.... >farts and dies of old age
>>533812297hopefully didled like youre in high school too
>>533812297Why are you posting pictures of such a young girl, you creep?
>>533813130Funger 1 ascension
>>533813130>>533813284She looks like a better Uncle Fester than Christopher Lloyed ever could.
>>533812297
North American boomers and Gen Xers had on average 12 sexual partners by 30, at which point they had sewed their wild oats and were also financially stable enough to settle down and start a family. Zoomers on the other hand are hitting 30 with an average of 3 sexual partners, with 1 in 5 still being a virgin. On top of that the average 30 year old is struggling to pay rent and groceries, let alone settle down. So we are continuing on to 40 pursuing the hedonism that was taken for granted by boomers and instilled in us by them. We can't afford to grow up yet anyways.t. 30 year old who has had 5 sexual partners, got married and had a kid at 25 with my third girlfriend and then broke up largely because of financial problems and is now restarting my career while my ex wife and I alternate spending weeks together with my daughter and weeks apart partying harder than we did as 20 year olds Ps. If anyone is in Ottawa and wants to do cocaine with my wife and I tonight let me know and I'll send you my discord and we can do a video call
>>533813078>Never goes outside
>>533813078Notice she doesn't dare squint or smile
>>533813264I still think about you from a thread a few months
>>533812297This bitch was just as annoying when she was a teenager. More likely she was a boring loser who wanted to look like this and she spent her adult life trying to reach that high school coolness goal she so desperately wanted instead of having a family.
>>533813078She doesn't look especially good for 32. Aging is mostly genetic anyway. It's incredible how quickly some people can morph into their parent at some point in their 30's, within months seemingly.
>>533813273How is he still "36?"
>>533813875He's like one of those hookers who hasn't updated the age on his profile in 10 years
>>533813875Wdym? He's like 17 or so
>>533813540I chuckled
>>533812297They used this powerful drug called denial.
>>533812297And she still dresses like a clown.
>neck tattoo
>>533814237>he thinks I'm kidding
>>533813758Something you want to tell me m8?
>>533813050Lol, kinda the same.In highschool I was extensively fancy and feminine, now, I am a grandmother internally, externally middle aged and dress in black and comfort. Pants, sweaters, runners. The end.
Heres a week without shaving or bathing when I got back from property. Haggard from sun and wind.6'4 and 200lbs. Need to lose some obviously
>>533812297Yeah well I'm almost 40 and I still look late 30s.
dhitter.uncross386@passinbox.comIf anyone wants to get ahold of me. Slow to respond but I will.
>>533812297this retard is 7 years younger than me and looks about 10 years older.wtf is wrong with zoomers
>>533815678he was born 1995
>>533812297When you have purple hair and tattoos on your neck, it doesn't really matter how you dress.
BRIAN RISSO'S MOM LOCKS BRIAN RISSO OUT OF HER APARTMENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JJV6plwzs
>>533815761BRIAN KICKED OUT OF HER APARTMENT. IMAGINE BEING A 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SHITTY CARETAKER WHO IS ALWAYS DRUNK
>>533815761Brian Risso passed out drunk in a old folks home Athene Apartments hallway.
>>533814877>a week without shavingohohohohohohohoahahahahaha
>>533815951I know right? My hair grows extremely fast but little facial hair. I didn't really have much body hair till mid 20s too. Weiner is 7x6 so just a weird mash up
>>533812297lol, men can pull it off, that bitch can't she looks late 30s
>>533813078mouth breather.. degusting
>>533813130incomprehensibly grim
>>533812297zo*mers are the first generation in recorded history that have not invented their own style of dress. the least creative people in human history.
>>533816119Reeeeeeeeee i forget plus it's not even optimal for air intake
>>533816228>not even optimal for air intakenose breathing that ishaving to breathe and shit and piss is a humiliation ritual
>>533813078At 32 that's not special at all, especially with front facing lighting that hides a lot of the flaws you see with overhead lighting. I bake In the sun every summer and never wear sunscreen, and I didn't have wrinkles at 32 either(though at 41 I have some slight wrinkles now).But yeah I feel we age better than zoomies. I still get interest from girls mid 20's who think I'm late 20's/early 30s. When I was 35 girls thought I was early 20's. Though I think a big reason for that is I still have most of my hair.
>>533812297OK so I did a thing
>>533812297because you're a faggot
>>533813130Chat is this real
>>533816290Im 42 and just the other day a small boy said "excuse me mister are you going to school? You look very young for your age" and we all laughed and agreed that i look very young for my age
>>533812297I wish I looked olderI can't grow a beard worth shit and I'm almost 30My grand uncle has a giant Santa beard it's not fair bros
Not getting laid in high school is what causes this and I can’t blame anyone for still trying to chase the dream.
What’s the secret to aging well? How do they pull it off?
>>533812297This post is off-topic.Everyone participating in it has only themselves to blame for the destruction of their beloved board.
>>533813540sowed
>>533814877How’s the transition going
>>533816392so fucking report it and see if the janitors will do the job that they signed up for
>>533813273lol classic ruse, love to see such young kids have fun
>>533816275>>533816228found a seething mouth-breather
>>533812297She doesn't look late 20s tho
>>533814523Youthful as fuck m8 dunno how you do it
>>533812633No, I am you flatulent French frog.
>>533816372Lose weight fatass, being fat can prevent facial hair growth.
>>533817241Not the only thing, he's probably a celt
>>533814877>Heres a week without shaving or bathing when I got back from property. Haggard from sun and wind.Are you from Oklahoma, because you are obviously part Native American with that lack of facial hair.
>>533812297Disgusting looking creature
>>533813273how can one young boy be so youthful and frolicking
>>533817335Worse I'm a native :(
>>533812297Why would we? Aging means growing old and decrepit. Are you stupid?
>>533813130Would I? Yes I would.
>>533812297she looks like an imbecile for any age.
>>533813078I'm 59 and have barely any wrinkles. It's fucking amazing, because I drink too much, have smoked weed for 35 years, and work outside. You can't explain that
>>533813078based herpes carrier with soft skin
>>533812770Okay, but damn near every high school without mandatory uniforms had at least a handful of kids that would wear clothes like that on a daily basis. Most high schoolers wouldn't have that many tattoos yet, though.People who dress like this at any point in their life never cared about the opinions of the girls you're talking about.
Mind over matter. We unironically still feel like 2008 was 2 years ago.
>>533815714He looks like he was born in 85 wtf. Maybe it is the perv mustache and norwood reaper on his scalp.
>>533813078am i supposed to be impressed? she doesnt look young at all
>>533817165No, I am and you drive a girl's car.
>>533817342See here. Not a drop of Indian >>533816066>>533816503Bro im 6'4 lol no point. I do get ma'am Ed a lot but I think its out of conditioning
>being proud of literal Peter Pan syndromeyou all will die just the same, stupid uncs.
>>533812297I don't know, man. I just hit 40 and it's catching up on me.
>>533816568>foundI replied to you
Most millennials peaked in high school because everything went to complete shit after they graduated and they never did any better than when they were in high school.
>>533813130Loomer jumpscares are out, Turner jumpscares are in.
>>533812297I fucking look like I'm 50
This shit did to millennial women what crack cocaine did to nogs and transgenderism did to autistic weebs.
>>533819633Lose weight fatty
>>533819651My bmi is 18 or 19
>>533812297>cute little art hoe (probably bpd piece of shit)give her to me. nothing about a hole is too broken for some vicious ass fucking and a healthy dose of dispassionate yet contemptuous violence to fix
Isn't it called Peter Pan syndrome?
>>533819675>he knows his bmiOk, gaylord
>>533813130Touching jews is bad news. They all aged poorly as the show was very much a curse against our ancestors.
>>533813273why do beaners always walk around in flip flops? Are they too stupid to figure out better footwear? or too poor from communism?
>>533813078>all this cope in the repliesAging /pol/cels are really as delusional as aging women
>>533817069Good vodka. Bad women
Lol buddy is making me post my jammies.Threads dead baby*revs tricycle *
>>533819902All anyone can do in the end is cope
>>533812353Last time i checked i was not Canadian
>>533812297An entire thread devoted to millennial women coping, we're getting close guys The true wall (maximum child bearing age) is upon us
>>533813078
>>533813721Exactly. Although it's still impressive that there are no lines even in "resting bitch face". Still, the skin may look young but those eyes have done some serious mileage kek.
>>533812297I'm 37 and have a long beard and hair down to the small of my back. I fought this country's pointless fucking wars in my youth. I don't give a fuck what soft, entitled zoomers on social media think.
>>533812297>be 18>ask ChatGPT what was life like in early 00s>start wearing retro millennial fashion>create social media about that-fourty-years millennial posting nostalgia traps>make loser boomers cry and lose confidence
Ps.>unvaxxed>uncut>Untested>unemployed
>>533817402That's the only facial hair you're ever going to have, invest in a decent razor.
>>533813078Does slurping cum make your lips dry out?
>>533816389Bro looks like rancid 40s
>>533816389This nigger just looks like a young looking 36 year old. I would still be able to tell hes in his mid 30s. Those jowels, no good. His haircut obviously plays a factor for him.
>>533819648I have a faggot immature retarded cousin that really liked that movie too. Stupid nigger doesnt understand true manlieness and stoicism.
>>533812297@djjimnicricket is way cuter and older
