> be you in 2026 >still rotting in weak flesh prison >aging like a normie cuck >low-T, low-IQ, NPC bugman lifeFrens, wake the fuck up. This isn’t the troon “cut your dick off and be a woman” degeneracy. Real TRANSHUMANISM is the ultimate redpill: use tech to transcend biology, become gods, and leave the globohomo clownworld in the dust.Elon Musk is the autist chad saving civilization. Neuralink merging your brain with silicon so you control machines with thought and resist the mind virus. xAI building truth-seeking AI instead of woke lies. Starship colonizing Mars, unlimited lebensraum for the based, not this dying rock full of replacement migrants.Peter Thiel, PayPal/Palantir legend, knows the real enemy is death. He’s funding longevity research because “death is for the plebs.” These based tech bros get it: the future belongs to those who upgrade.Redpills:Human biology is a buggy evolutionary kludge. Fix it with CRISPR, HBD on steroids, amplify high-IQ/high-trust traits, reverse dysgenics instead of waiting for collapse. Aging is a disease. Longevity escape velocity is coming, live forever and watch the kali yuga end. Cybernetics and mind uploading = super strength, senses, 300 IQ, sovereign individuals the system can’t control. Globohomo pushes weakness and replacement. We counter with enhancement and accelerationism. Become the ubermensch.Why wagecuck and die when you can biohack now (TRT, noots, sleepmaxxing) then get implants, gene edits, and ride the singularity? Space is the final frontier. Preserve and upgrade our people forever.Post:your biohacking stack/gains Neuralink/Thiel/longevity news plans for your first enhancement yfw you achieve god-mode and laugh at the cattleWe are so back. The future is post-human and BASED. No troons, no glowies, no jannies, just cyborg frens ascending. What are you doing to transcend, anon?
News:1. Neuralink plans high-volume brain implant production + automated surgery by 2026 (Musk accelerating the merge)https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/musk-says-neuralink-start-high-volume-production-interface-devices-by-2026-2026-01-01/2. Billionaire-backed longevity business: Thiel, Altman, Bezos pouring millions into beating deathhttps://nypost.com/2025/01/07/health/behind-the-billionaire-backed-longevity-business-and-the-quest-to-live-longer/3. WSJ: Peter Thiel and Silicon Valley titans fueling the longevity revolutionhttps://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/billionaires-longevity-health-04dd205c4. Peter Thiel has invested millions in anti-aging research and wants to cryo-freeze himselfhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-peter-thiel-invested-millions-001013155.html5. Longevity Escape Velocity Foundation (Aubrey de Grey) — making aging a solvable diseasehttps://www.levf.org/6. Aubrey de Grey: “Escape Velocity” — why we can outrun aging now (classic paper)https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC423155/7. World’s first patient treated with personalized CRISPR gene-editing therapy (real human enhancement in action)https://www.chop.edu/news/worlds-first-patient-treated-personalized-crispr-gene-editing-therapy-childrens-hospital8. Elon Musk’s xAI unveils Grok 3 — the maximally truth-seeking AIhttps://observer.com/2025/02/elon-musk-xai-grok3/9. Peter Thiel on cryonics: “Death is for plebs” — he’s freezing his bodyhttps://futurism.com/the-byte/peter-thiel-cryonics10. Nootropics, biohacking, and the future of human enhancement (practical stack for anons right now)https://medium.com/mountain-moving-co/nootropics-biohacking-and-the-future-of-wellness-a18e57675c03
>>533818560>>533818635You know it's only going to be a copy of your consciousness that "lives on" in the best case scenario, right? *You* will still actually die like the rest of us.
>>533818684Why would preserving the neurones that exist be impossible wise guy??
>>533818731Maybe in a few hundred years it might be but best you're going to get in this lifetime is a digitized copy of your psyche and even that's probably stretching the boundaries of what modern science will accomplish before the 22nd century
>>533818775This entire thread was generated by Grok in 5 minutes and yet you replied… we’re that advanced! But by all means, doubt the future and die young, it just means more space for us transhumanist chads!Stay losing!!Ahahahahhahahahahaaaa!!!!!
1. Neuralink Update — March 2026 (Neura Pod)Elon dropping voice restoration trials and 2026 roadmap — patients already talking with their minds. Based tech bros winning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ib62IA0_Yc2. Neuralink Mass Production 2026 + 1.5 Second Brain SurgeryHigh-volume implants incoming + robot surgery going full autism mode. This is how we escape the flesh prison.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtlL2AmN09o3. Elon Musk’s Neuralink 2026: 1,000 Trial Brain ChipsMusk confirming 1,000+ implants rolling out with Tesla bots doing the surgery. Accelerationism in real time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGMEZs8U0MU4. Death is a Bug: Peter Thiel’s $1.6B Bet on NewLimitThiel funding the literal end of aging like a true based immortalist. Death is for plebs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2DXE2CGHcA5. Aubrey de Grey — Robust Mouse Rejuvenation & Longevity Escape VelocityLEVF founder explaining how we hit escape velocity and reverse aging in our lifetime. /THG/ approved.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0irxDUSMA
Epic thread dude !
in the near future, people will send their bots into digital meetings with other people's representative botsthese bots will then return to their human prospect and offer a 5 word summary of a conversation in which millions of words were exchanged in the span of a minute,and then it will put a bikini on an image the human's coworkerthis interaction will cost an upwards of $1,500 in cumulative power resources to accomplish, per userthe future is gay as hell
>>533819682Dude… slavery is going away and you’re black-pilling
>>533818635Not sure if I should follow any of those links, OP. Got a feeling they would only make me confused whether I should laugh or cry ... ^^
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