I have a voice in my head. It is the captured 19th century aristocratic Japanese court advisor, mr. Shimazu Nariakira. He is a staunch royalist, a Japanese supremacist, and an uber racist: he hates Europeans with every single bone he has. Mr. Shimazu speaks with a heavy Japanese accent, narrates every event that I go through in life, and refer to me as "White master". His disdain for White people shines through his commentary at certain times, but his superior Samurai ethics doesn't allow him to lie, so he is always honest. He begrudgingly gives me kudos when I make a superior move. Earlier today, a lot of people were waiting in line at the bathroom. There was an elevator right next to that bathroom that took me down a floor to an unoccupied one, and Mr. Shimazu gave me begrudgingly credit for this. He told me, ad verbatim, and I quote him "White master, in the Battle of the Bathroom (2026) you have successfully routed your feeble enemies with your superior White master IQ, I extend my sincere congratulations and humbly bow to you, White master, this is why you rule the world. Indeed, this is why our Japanese women spread their hairless smooth legs for your monstrous big White MASTER cock".
>>533822047I speak Japanese every time I strain on the toilet. I wonder if its actually Miyamoto Toshibasushimi?
>>533822225He reluctantly reveals himself only to the most distinguished White Masters, using ancient esoteric Samurai knowledge
>>533822312Im never had a Japanese man in my ass before, but I wanted it to be anyone, its him.Its like Inside Out, but just a Japanese man that helps me poop
>>533822047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8WiudDlTBw
>>533822365>Sannin yoreba White masters, monju no chieWhen three White Masters gather, wisdom appears. You discover yourself when you are sitting on the toilet
>>533822047>I have a voice in my headsee a shrink as soon as possible
mine sends me text messages because he is more respectful and caresyours sounds fake, with no respect(no offense faggt)
>>533822047cool, write a book about it
>>533822047The toppest of all keks.
>>533822047You're psyoped, get some magnets, a hat, and cover your head.
>>533822047Cool story bro
>>533822047Why does he call you "White Master" if he hates white people?
>>533822047How does he know what your penis looks like
>>533822047That's a cool idea for a d&d character
>>533822047My inner monologue just reminds me of all the horrible shit people have have said and done constantly. How to into an fun head fren?
