>Pupils found with weapons in two-thirds of searches at city's schoolshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yw59ywdn3o>'Hospital staff abandoned my disabled sister'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cevkw2xjxldo>Relish and dread as Starmer 'shambles' hangs over Scotland and Wales electionshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq59xvdzjv7o>Princess Catherine pays tribute to Anzac war deadhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3dlgz3mm39o>Two young children die in Wolverhampton house firehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxd1e899r4o
walkable HMS pickle
>>533837158>ESL>Impotent spam>VPN switchingGood morning sar
based edish
>>533837312
What are some frugal tips and tricks or “hacks” as the youngins would say to survive in Rachel Reeves’ hell?
>>533837394Buy bitcoin.
>>533837365
Found another vape shop selling illegal things making it my 6th so far. No Asians selling counterfeit/smuggled tobacco this time only Eastern Europeans selling illegal disposable/non-recharbable vapes.
>>533837460>>533837394Serious pointIf you have a Hong-Kong friend (asian girl you fuck) you can ask them to create Kraken account for you and buy Monero
>can't buy sex toys on aliexpress any more without a selfie any government ID its ogre.
>>533837535Probably full of asbestos
>>533837394You can use tesco washing up liquid as shower gel. Cheap as fuck and it lathers up lovely. Lasts ages as well, you only need a little squirt
pickle from the hindu shop
>>533837702SAAAAARRR
>>533837365ladthis morning was fucking weirddunno if you saw the 2nd voc I posted as a reply to you yesterday but if so the bird I was speaking to on the bus about the person on the busway who collapsed ended up being one of the staff here that I hadn't seen until todaywent downstairs for me brekkie and saw her in uniform but had me shades on cos too bright n just woke up, called her over to ask where I go for the brekkie cos I got it sent up last time and then I was like wait, wtf, thats so weird, its you! and she looked at me for a sec and audibly said "sunglasses n black piercings" and paused for a sec and then went omg thats so weird and we both just kept saying thats so weird over and over again ahahahahahaha n then she was tellin the duty managers. what a weird coincidence
>>533837535This won't be good for Samantha Niblet's "Summer of Sex".
>>533837605Not to mention smelling lemony fresh afterwards.
>>533837535just do what I do and use lynx cans
im starting a think tank
>>533837286We've got them rattled.
>>533837776well it like an ancestral memory for a woman, they like willies, and they like being in the kitchen, it's their natural habitat. So willies that smell like and remind them of the kitchen, they'll be mad for it
>>533837749I did yeah I was gonna ask about that, I was kekking hard when you were chatting on as that shit was going on in the background lmaoHotel still sound as?
>>533837893You can always spot them because they won't touch Reform.
>>533838025it was so funny but grim but funnythey had the air ambulance comin down onto the busway to take the biddy off and one of the birds was like think I can hear it now and then some council worker razzed down the grass on the left side on one of them mowers he drives and we were all pissing like nice timing m8but yeah hotel is sound matenext rebooking is tuesday or I might get moved elsewhere, dunno yet, depends on my officer's manager but he knows this is perfect for me so he'll try n keep me herejust chillin playing vidya tonight nowwbu lad, you sound?
It's over for Reform.Feels good man.
>>533838188Shit the air ambulance, must have been serious thenYeah same as you today mate, RE9 got fully cracked so gonna get some biglad snacks in and blast that all night I reckon
It's like Alan partridge living in that hotel, unaware how much the staff detest him lol
>>533838328yeah I think it was a biddy and she passed out literally on the busway. but they said she was alive when they took off so hopefully she's alrightcorr post snacks, forgot to post brekkie ffsforgot yesterday too, had dead nice omelette yesterday for brunch then full english todayI could get used to this ngl ladmight get a job
Why are you guys so quiet about the massive increase in international students and their dependents
This Falkland spat has the Global South accounts crawling out of the woodwork
>>533838357you're absolutely seething
>>533838188>>533838357Poor old homeless nonce.Going to get him banned on his shitty hotel wifi connection.No more IP hopping or resetting his router this time.
>>533838527LMFAO I'm on my 4g router you twonk
>>533838430At the hotel like or just a job nearby? The pics of the scran you did post looked lush, i know you said about gettin your own grub but do they give you a discount if you wanna have dindins down there n that?Slavwog is seething because I done his stream in last night and he had to lock it all down again, ofc he blamed you for it
Would modern day labour or the tories defend the Falklands from an invasion?
>>533838490Except that europeans did not "wipe out" ameridians
>>533838527Imagine how quickly they're going to get completely sick of him, I bet they end up nicknaming him 'the nonce' too
>>533838490It's not worth debating with them, just post pics of the Belgrano
>>533838617just generally, but I'm ngl I reckon I'd be good at hotel work, especially duty managerwas talking to two of the night staff about it the other day and they get to use facilities for free like get free food and other stuff so you could base your lifestyle around work to some degree as in get your main nutrition in, if they've got a gym use that and whatever elseas for discounts n that no not really, but they have vouchers they can give out at their discretion and one of the duty managers gave me one for brekkie until may 6th and I can basically take whatever I want and bring it up here and there's practically no limit because they always have loads so I can even stock up on fruit and stuff for the next if I want, its proper cushty ladyeah I saw that kek I was too tired so wasn't even posting, was lurking though
>>533838652Checking the guy's xitterThis guy, @RobertMidgley07, is really concerned about Chagos dealNow look what I foundhttps://xcancel.com/RobertMidgley07/status/1933584861047992627#mWhatever you think of Chagos shit, all this outrage from jew-owned right-wingers like this one or Farage is because Diego-Garcia is an important base to strike Iran
>>533838900They sound like good lads, if there's an opening of some kind you should defo go for it mate Gonna jog on and get me grub in, have a good un
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/04/24/net-zero-migration-would-shrink-economy-by-700bn/>Net zero migration ‘would shrink economy by £700bn’>GDP forecast to shrink by 15pc as Treasury would miss out on key tax revenuesLADS! BAMES! NOW!
>>533838652Everyone knows that bloodthirsty Europeans used biological warfare weapons to infect the natives and kill them with terrible diseases.
>>533839023inabit la, might fuck with his stream later in your stead kek
>>533838490You could just make the argument that it's up to the people who live there, and surprise surprise it's mostly people of UK descent.
>>533839049if the GDP goes down it would be a catastrophenot jokingits a ponzi scheme where they need to pay off endless debt
>>533839126You actually don't have to justify it with flimsy appeals to popular sovereignty
>>533839049>>533839156>>Net zero migration ‘would shrink economy by £700bn’>>GDP forecast to shrink by 15pc as Treasury would miss out on key tax revenuesThis money is just browns collecting salaries and bennies. It's not some kind of common money pot, it's jeetoid salaries, GDP going down just means immigrants get poorer (pooooo-rer) after being deported to India
>>533839049>Treasury would miss out on key tax revenuesThey would save on tax spending by not paying benefits to these immFuck it whatever it's a waste of time. These traitorous cunts know what they're doing.
>>533839171I don't think it's flimsy but it doesn't matter either way because when people whinge about 'muh indigenous rights' they are never going to give up the land and move back to Europe. They just want to moralise.
>>533838864He's been evicted from his hovel? Big KEK. What happened to his landlord mate selling him the hovel for cheap? Becoming a spastic property tycoon didn't come to fruition then? Who'd have thought it. KEK.Last time I was here he was saying it looked like he was going to have to leave and wouldn't be able to take all his worldly possessions with him (bag fulls of B&M plastic tat and a cum-stained mattress). Hahaha. I mean LMAO. What a fucking loser.Total benniemong death. Restore Britain will have these parasites working or going hungry. Literally grind them up into fertiliser if needs be. I'd vote for that.
https://xcancel.com/NickBuckleyMBE/status/2047777965929373996#m>Upsetting the world’s only super power has consequences. Starmer is finding out and the UK will suffer. The Falklands belong to us - no debate. But if Argentina ever invaded again, we would be helpless without American support.>Fighting for the country I love. @_AdvanceUKSeems to be the difference between Restore, Reform, and Advance is a sliding scale of least to most zionist
>would make a proper good duty manager I would me
>>533839338https://xcancel.com/NickBuckleyMBE/status/1723397037365117383#m> no british politician should be a friend of Israel> It is an anti West attackWhat's even funnier is that if you search his shitter for "Israel" it is some kind of "I dont care about both sides" mixed with "support the jews" schizophreniahttps://xcancel.com/NickBuckleyMBE/search?f=tweets&q=israel&since=&until=&min_faves=
maybe we don't stop at the Falklands this time
>>533839322You then get into tit for tat stuff with Crimea or domestically with Northern Ireland and dilute the state into an obsequious gremlin. It's ours because it's ours because it's ours. If they want it they can die again and fail again and continued talk will be met with diplomatic responses. In fact, a decent compromise would be to start formalising much of the overseas territories/crown colonies in a French manner and make them a central part of a unitary British state with their own MPs.
(You) have summoned the ghost of john prescott
>>533839329
>>533839824With what we've seen in Iran and their use of drones and rockets it's easy to wonder what a second Falklands would look like. The island's population is small so a sensible government could easily build enough bomb shelters for them (local conditions allowing) while Buenos Aires is much larger and could be bombed with a good amount of damage caused as well as targeting other key areas of the country. Question is I suppose how that ordinance would be delivered be it via naval assets or on the limited amount of land.
>>533837105I’ve been lurking Twitter a lot lately and I can’t help but notice that every right winger has come to the realisation that Yerbury and the National Rebirth Party are the superior option compared to Lowe and Restore
>>533839782>One of Buckley's projects, Change4Good, "placed 28 homeless or vulnerable individuals into employment" in 2019.[13] He was appointed Member of the Order of the British Empire in the 2020 New Year Honours for services to young people and to the community in Greater Manchester.[14][15][8][16]*yawn*
>>533840169kek
>>533840169Yerbury seems a better option but his party is nothing. I also dont understand why all the Restore fans attack Yerbury so bitterly, his 150-members party is not a threat to anything
>>533840080I think they'll be told to just give it up this time, part of our further embarrassment and emasculation
>>533837394The single tins of tuna in Aldi cost less per tin than the four packs, the more you know.
>>533837470If it's one of those mini marts with the red signage there's a 100% chance they sell under the counter cigs/baccy.
>>533838483Being loud just gets the police sent to my doorI have accepted we live in a semi-communist regime with no free speech and performative politicking has little value
>>533838652Can confirm.Many tribes in my State, I went to college with several indigenous people, too.Some of the women are cute, they look like darker-skinned Southeast Asians with japanese eyes.
>>533837865>im starting a stink wank
>>533838357>Knowing me, Knowing (You)
Gregg's have done away with the self service displays in stores around London, Birmingham and Nottingham in a new scheme to tackle theft and violence against staff. Now everything will be behind a theft proof counter.A staff member at the Croydon branch said it was because of all the homeless>“The branch has struggled because of all the homeless outside taking drugs and drinking alcohol who come in and help themselves.”Also>Costa Coffee and Pret A Manger have hired bouncers >Marks & Spencer staff have been issued body-worn cameras.>And Sainsbury’s brought in checkout cameras to record customers who fail to scan all items.And that last one is why I refuse to use self service in Co-Op. If I can't be trusted you come and scan my items for me.
>>533837605Share showers with a friend (no homo)
>>533841587>everyone hiring bouncers & security>M&S lad still got sacked for dealing with a shoplifterstate of it all
Prediction:>argentina declares war for falklands>starmer shits himself and phones macron >macron doesn't answer. europe ignores him completely>argentinian forces invade>land on falklands>starmer resigns>government dithers and doesn't do anything>argentinians start murdering falklanders>the "international community" ignores it>china only one to condemn it, but does nothing>islanders left completely alone to fight by themselves, horrific slaughter ensues, argentinian soldiers butchered in close quarters, civilians murdered, towns bombed to rubbleDark times ahead.
>>533840704>No we have to surrender because...Argentina is a key ally against...China!
>>533841904I remember reading a book about this fellas time during the Falkland war, he said there was a problem with supply and him and his men were fucking starving and tis Falklander woman took them out a big tray of jam sarnies but the lad she gave them to snuck off and ate them all to himself behind a bush and when his mates found him all covered in jam they kicked the shit out of him kek
>>533842433Truly, war is hell.
What if we had Corbyn instead of starmer
It's kind of mandatory in Argentinian politics to be pro-Malvinas, it's not like Milei has a choice or that his words represent a tangible threat
>>533843105argentina is an american proxy
>>533842920more bames but more social care policies to ensure bame led crisis' were mitigated by local authorities, but also probably more rape gang coverups. but maybe that would be a good thing because eventually you'd have men not allowing their kids / women out of their sight which is probably what should already be happening>pros and cons
Why did he do it?https://lampbylit.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/LondonFrog-The-Last-Binge-Ever-Vol.-1.pdf
>>533843311Boris let in more bames than Blair
>>533838490There's probably a some Falkland Islanders that have ancestors living there earlier than a significant percentage of Argentinians had ancestors living in Argentina.
>travellers in manchester are calling bame security guards niggers to their facesup the travellers kek
>>533839824Cor we should annex ArgentinaOnce the Argentinian hotties see the superiority of the British CHAD they will be creaming their panties at the thought of getting ANGLO'D
>>533839322
>>533838357https://youtu.be/TU-nrlYCtUU?si=k1LdHrzx-UpfpxwA&t=15
>>533843525that was mainly because covid was the perfect opportunity to flood us, also the cons were blairite even under cameron and if you look at what blair did with constitutional reform he set the stage for the really damaging policies to be enacted after he left downing street
Every time Rupert Lowe praises the Tories or accidentally lets slip that he’s got an agreement with the Tories in an interview, I become slightly more persuaded to vote Reform (and they’re very, very far from perfect). I genuinely feel sorry for anyone duped by this old man and his band of posh e-twinks.
>>533838194What is it about eternal Labour/Tory duopoly that you love the most?
>>533844114Nobody asked
>>533843867We were genocided on paper before the war even began.
>>533844164I did, telepathicallyfiltered
>>533844164I don’t care.
She dead This time it seems like she is.
>>533844390Argies would win this time.It would be us with the conscript army.
>>533844114Ok k-keep us posted.
>>533844114>this bloke might be a tory so I'll vote for the definitely tory party run by a tory grifter insteadUhh lad are you okay?
>>533844263>don't go after my fellow reform shillSad bloated freak
>>533844049What if John Smith didn't die
Probably just a samefag actually
>>533844447>Zakrzewska1 less polack whoreoh dear
>>533844722Ran over by a darkie.So the attempted murder charge just got upgraded.
kek just realised one of the night staff I met the other day looks like the "a nigger, sir?" barman from the shining
I can hear the froggies laughing from here
>>533844114Citations needed
>>533844880Careful now
>>533844991Ha ha ha ha - couldn't resist.
>>533845076the polish nonce is seething because my hotel is looking after me well kek
