Why do fags and chomos never ride bikes and never change oil? Why are they such fags and dicksucking homosand why do jannies suck so much dick these days? Is it the low T from all the gooning to trannies?
>>533839585jada jada jada politics jadaPARTY FAGGOT>>533839256>>533839256>>533839256NOW
>>533839585>future organ donor butthurt noiseskek
>>533840310>t.chomo
>>533840518see you in the /gif/ rekt thread soon :)
>>533840751>t.chomohomo
>>533839585Because you have to do something with it. Easier to have someone else do it.
>>533840976>t.lazyass
>>533840310just say youre too much of a pussy to get on one and race on the autobahn.thanks to your coward parentsprobably a jeet or a nigger
Ah shit, Nevzat?
>>533841215BASED LEAF ENTERED THE CHAT
I think a good amount of new carfags take it in because some manufacturers will void part of your warranty if you do it yourself takes me not even 10 mins to do it on my shitty little suzuki marauder
>>533839585because their neighbours shout at them for disposing of it down the gird. because people that buy motorbikes are usually so flaky that they are unable to arrange transferring waste oil to a proper disposal point.
>>533841215your donated organs will go into a jeet lmao XD
>>533841405NEIN, I BRING MY OIL TO A SERVICE STATION LIKE A GOOD OL BOY
Bikefags are cucks. Imagine putting your life in the hands of a drunk 15 year old albanian driving, he lives you die in an accident.
>>533839585>why don't normal successful people ride bikesBecause bikes are for people who can't afford a fast car.>why don't they change their oilNormies don't want to void warranties, and most people are wrenchlets.
>>533840518Please dont appropriate canadian englishIf anyone wants a good canadian phrase when dealing with scumbags say: calm down bro i heard you have bad skin allegations.They’ll know what you mesn
>>533839585I changed the oil on my bike today and went for a ride in the morning. I changed the oil on the lawnmower and on the hedge trimmer too (they're 4 strokes). I trimmed the hedges in my garden and mowed about 2000 square metres of lawn. I also cleaned both cars and did some gardening. what have you done today?
>>533841644Well done, but DONT OUTSHINE ME IN MY OWN THREAD
>>533841479keep coping while I go balls deep in another asian while you jerk off to shekelberg’s latest porno production
>>533841581im sorry for this misunderstanding
>>533841927fair enough. my bad
>>533841980>but but I have the sex with 2/10 gooks and my organs will be donated to pajeets!LOOOL
>>533839585/pol/ is full of homosexuals who feel like actual labor is beneath them
>>533841980BASED LEAF WITH ASIAN PASSENGER!!!
>>533842088BASED AMERICAN GETTING IT!!!
>>533842076> but but I have the sex with 2/10 gooks and my organs will be donated to pajeetsyour father was a tranny coward wasn’t he? kek
>>533842224>your father was a tranny coward wasn’t he?is this what happened to you? weird to project this oddly specific story on others.
>>533839585The average bike rider and oil changer
>>533841396NOTHING WRONG WITH A MARAUDER
>>533841544>t.penislover
>>533839585>$45 to change the oil and filter yourself>$50 for the shop to change your oil with the same oil and filterMake your decision.
>>533839585Buy used car (may need minor work) for good price0 maintenance until you scrounge up enough money to buy another.
>>533842493hey ITS AN EXUSE TO DRINK BEER WITH YOUR MATES
>>533839585Let the wagies deal in the greasemonkey world.
>>533842493I think it's most about convenience. A lot of shops require appointments or you have to wait in line if it's a walk in.So by the time you drive to a shop, wait in line, finally get your oil changed, and then go pay it's like a 1-2 hour ordeal. Meanwhile if you did it yourself it would take 15 minutes of DIY.
I used to ride, did it for years. Once covid hit and the hospitals stated that they wouldn't separate vaccinated blood from non vaccinated blood for transfusions i cut back quite a bit. Then I had to go to the hospital with my wife when she had kidney issues. After waiting for 4 hours the doctor showed up in the room and said "I looked at your images and your lungs look great". Guy was cooked, had no idea what she was there for. We told him she was there for kidney issues and he just kind of laughed and said "oh sorry im at the end of a 13 hour shift, I'll be right back" Im that moment I realized if I ever wrecked the majority of the hospitals now have zoomer Dr's that have no fucking clue whats going on and most of them are retarded. So I stopped riding for the moment. I figure once AI replaces the doctor's I might start again but for now im good.
>>533842672AND ITS FUN TO DO!!! easy job, 100% good for engine.REPLACE THEM OIL!!!!
>>533842090nice SRAD homie. 2007?
>>533839585It literally costs me the same for Walmart to do it for me
>>5338430352003 gixxer 1000.988cc of pure japanese muscle(invented by germans ofcourse)
>>533843127ITS ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE MY FRIEND!!!!
>>533839585Now post your car.
>>533843253I change the oil on my 650r but the peons at Walmart are going to work on my truck
>You meet the nicest people on a Honda.You meet the loudest assholes on a gixxer.
>>533843286
>>533843405true, where do you live? I WAKE YOU UP FREE OF CHARGE
>>533843371650r what bike?
>>533841577>Because bikes are for people who can't afford a fast car.I have both. Bikes are far more engaging. I can also ignore a ton of traffic and perform unlawful maneuvers on the motorcycle I'd never pull off in a car. Motorcycle track days are also cheaper. >>533841396>Normies don't want to void warranties, and most people are wrenchlets.Magnuson Moss Act>>533841405>>533840976>Left fuel petcock open on my 97 Fireblade over winter>Come spring realize it dumped all the fuel into the crankcase >Drained oil/fuel mix>Took it to the local store, they refused it as it's not just oil>Took it to a shop that accepts oil for their waste burner,, they refused it>Took it to the local county recycling center>They told me they can accept it but it's a $35/quart fee>On my way home stopped at a deep ditch and dumped it into the groundIf they're going to make it difficult to do the right thing I'm not doing it. >>533843749Probably an older ninja or newer Honda lol
>>533842844I understand but keep riding and just KEEP ALOT OF DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE NPC’s
>>533839585Non bike riding people(total faggots) will never know the fucking brilliance and beauty of riding a machine that takes you through reality at light speed. Turbulent on the outside, calm and tranquil on the inside. They will never know until they ride.
I just finished up my own rebuild yesterday. Fired up for the first time. I serviced the entire engine from a recent pull and had to rebuild and fit new fuel and power streering lines. Spent like 3 hours in front of the lathe. Was worth it tho. Just brought a truck from 2012 back to life. Incredible stuff.
>>533843958>Probably an older ninja or newer Honda lolI dont care, i like all bikes.>>533844252TRVTH BOMB. Riding bikes is the best and good for the soulJUST BE CAREFULL I DONT WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT
>>533843286The only bad thing about this car is that the pedals are off to the center, not in front of your legs when you sit in the driving seat.
Nevzat fucker :D
>>533844398Very based and YES! Its very cool to bring a car back to life
>>533844769BUMP DEZE SHIT
>>533840976just use it to fertilize your lawn dummy
>>533843695Thanks! Just look for the house with a broken down goldwing and a broken down gixxer on the front lawn. I like to get up at 9:45am.
>>533846095YOU SECRETLY HAVE BIKES!!!!
>>533839585>never ride bikesKikes imported millions of sub humans and gave them licenses. Riding a motorcycle amongst them is a death wish.
>>533846288NOT AN EXCUSE, RIDE BIKES NOW!!!
>>533846288>Take subway>wish for death>ride motorcycleProblem?
>>533839585Most modern jannies here are reddit users that applied and took over, yea this website is mega compromised.
>>533843958I have both. A 500bhp V8 and a GSXR 750. The bike is more fun for sure but nothing beats chilling in a fast car listening to loud music.
>>533846988WHAT YEAR IS THE BIKE???
>>533847498I LIKE THE OLD SKOOL ONES TOO
>>533839585Unfortunately i wasn't taught and now i'm not interested anymore to learn it myself, so i have to pay someone to do the dirty work
>>533847723JE KAN HET MIJN GEVEDERDE VRIEND!!! TREK DIE DOP LOS EN VERVANG DIE OLIE!!!
>>533847841LOOK AT ME GGGO-ACK
>>533848034Look at me gooo, is dat van mrmeeseeks?
>>533843695Have cheapo semi-offroad chink bike. It's loud but the bread guy just rides through honking at 8am and wakes me up sometimes. Bikes are less loud than that guy. I don't even fucking eat bread.
>>533839585>people too retarded to change their own oil>want to ride a bike on the same roads that these retards drive cars onIt took 1 close call nearly being ran off the road to sell my bike.
>>533842177The World's Youngest Baseball Player
I shouldn't be surprised that autistic faggots wasting away in their mom's basement bitching about jews are too pussy to enjoy life. Keep posting that one image of the white man on the mountain "because he can", you're making it clear that that'll never be you because you're too scared to go outside.
>>533848497It do be scary sometimes
>>533848310Doesnt matter if its chinese my friend, a bike is a bike. RIDE ONNNN!!!! (Just be carefull and dont get hurt)
>>533848829Yeah I'm gonna take it to get serviced, I usually switched my chains every year because I was so shitty about cleaning/oiling them.
>>533842177I've never seen such a young man!
>>533848600>>533849066CANT BE MORE THAN 17!!!
>>533842972is that a TR1, I really want one but not modified about the only bike that would get me to sell my pic related
>>533849204Yes a tr1, good luck finding an original. This one is based with chain though, very cool engine, sounds like a chevy small block because of the higher rpm.Your bmw, DONT SELL IT, ITS BEAUTFUL!!!
>>533849309they do come up occasionally I missed a near standard one a few years back, pic related isn't my one, mine has patina, I don't polish it, I clean what I need to do when doing work, had it ten years and it's 30th birthday is this year, have done>push rod rubbers>clutch>starter>replacement gearbox>replacement bevel drive>carb rebuild >stator rotor>rear wheel>discs>brake linesand all the other usual service sort of stuff, I do love her, never let me down, not fast but not slow, handles ok, comfortable, good weather protection, bought it because it's probably the most ubiquitous "motorcycle" ever made
>>533849309oh and eventually my stainless silencers rotted out so I now have some stubby megaphones, sounds like a F1 car on the over run
>>533839585because i got an electric mower
>>533849671You did some good maintenance on that beauty. What year is it?
>>533848988BASED
>>533850051Mowers are great and fun
>>533850101one of the last, 95, like I say mostly standard, my dad had a TR1 back in the day, he fitted a sidecar chassis to it and used it to deliver art in London, was fun if you had a passenger willing to hang off the sidecar, just fancy a inline v twin of 1000cc or so and I like old school stuff, I know hot to fix them and prefer carbs etc, I also have a Royal Enfield fetish but they are constant work, still have one awaiting a rebuild, sold this one a couple of years back
>>533839585>2026>changing your oil and riding a bike is a flex
>>533841544>>533840310I like when retards talk on things they know nothing about because it's really not hard to avoid dying on a motorcycle if you have basic situational awareness. I had a spic doing 75mph in a 30 drunk drive into what would have been the back of me 6 months ago but I just weaved quickly in front of the car ahead and he crashed into and murdered that family instead (probably. I know they were Hispanic and the car looked fucked but I haven't looked into the news yet)
>>533841980damn sarmirrin
>>533850780Enfields are great. The japs copied that very quick
>>533850966Yup, you have to be very alert on these things.
Jannies, i take it back. Thanks for leaving the thread up this far
>>533851918there's no rationalising a Bullet, it just has something, they kept making them more or less the same in India till the 90s or something, they eventually put a 5 speed box on them but since they've become phoney "vintage style" bikes, must rebuild the 500 some day, bought the beemer because I blew up the 500, needs a ground up rebuild, crankcases machined, crank balanced etc etc, wanted to stick a 5 speed box on and build a kind of vintage streetfighter vibe bike
>>533852702Can you machine it yourself or does a shop do that? Yea its a proven design for sure
>>533852470you are such a stupid faggot lmao
>>533852873>t.kidfucker
>>533852842need someone with a lathe and a milling machine and the skills, there are people locally but I have lost momentum and don't have 2/3k to throw at it right now
>>533853234sounds like you know your shit.you have to get lucky with a good shop that doesnt charge crazy amounts
>>533853958there's a jeet bloke who had some crankcases built and made a 1000cc v twin out of two 500s, truly a thing of beauty, bit like a Vincent black shadow
