PRICES IN AMERICA ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://twitter.com/WallStreetApes/status/2047676937305264142
>>533844578Make more money, retard.
yeah but the dow is almost back at 50k, surely that'll help
>>533844633>Make more money, retard.
>>533844578Just go to the store you lazy dumb fuck. It’s not private equity’s responsibility to keep you well fed and comfortable, they’re here to make profit when companies are failing due to giving free hand outs. Get a job if you can’t afford a cheap $20 dinner you dumbfuck.
The amount of US Dollars in the world is hyperinflating, it is increasing at a geometric rate relative to population growth and all labor output on planet has already buoyed buying power into USD, and found wanting. Prices have 10x'd (1000% increase) in the last fifteen years, and they're going to 10x again (1000% increase) before Trump is replaced by a Democrat.Focus on the positive, the number of Individual Deca-Trillionaires is also Exponentially growing at a geometric rate. Find one of these people with a trillion US Dollars, and offer to mow their lawn or something. Maybe they'll pay you $5 for a job well done.
>>533845025economists say that the dollar is 30% overvalued still, and by 2030 it'll reach it's real value, it'll only get worse
>>533844578>voted for tariffs and warsshocked at high prices
haven't eaten goyfc in like 2 decades Is it still shit?
>>533845319of course it is its like 5% chicken with tsoy and lab grown roach filler fried in sneed oils
>>533844578i dont understand why normies are complaining about food prices. the stuff they eat is dogshitif they want to eat goyslop tenders just buy a bag at walmart for $8 and get MORE THAN 6 GOYTENDERSi hate normal fags
>>533844578WHAT THE HECKIN' HECKERINOS????????L E A R NT OC O O K
>>533844578I don't pay more than a penny per calorie for slop. Though I did see that my KFC has an 8 piece chicken tender deal that comes with 4 sides, 4 sauces and 4 biscuits for $20. That sounds like a decent deal.
>>5338445786 for 20? I buy a bag of perdue (inb4 goyslop) tendies at the market for 9.99 and there are 2 dozen of them in there.IS she that lazy to just pop them in the oven for 12 minutes?
>>533845555checked, and it really is the same fuckin goyslop ratshitwtf do cattle think they are doing over at KFC to make it so much better
>>533844578Cook your own food.It'll save you money on gasoline too.
>>533845635Kinda answered your own question...
>>533845713they genuinely think "since this isn't mc donalds / not a burger, it means its healthy! chicken is healthy right?!!"normies are brainwashed retards its unreal.
>>533845319mary brown’s is the white man’s fried chicken
>>533845801forgot to add normies think any restaurant now is means its gourmet*
>>533844897Cozy
>>533844578Stop buying fast food and cook at home
>>533845801I feel like you just made up something to be upset about
>>533844578You can buy a 3lb bag of Tyson chicken breast strips at Sam's Club for like 12.98 and they're damn good.
>>533845965Tyson is inedible garbage, is this a shillbot?it genuinely does not taste like meat
I thought KFC was a nigger food according to /pol/. Now suddenly you care about it?
>>533846016>it genuinely does not taste like meatMaybe because poultry is not supposed to taste like meat, retard.
>>533846016Good enough for me, but I'm a poor fag.
>>533844578>ya lemme get that 16 piece>gimme two large taders>throw in a gallon of mt dew>here's my EBTpeople are working to just feed themselves and have a roof over their head when you can get EBT and section 8 housing for free and have all that time to do what ever
>>533845797Suppose so. I guess that's the only people who go out to these fast food places still. Lazy people. It was different when a burger cost $1.50 and you could get an entire bucket of fried chicken, biscuits, and potatoes with gravy for $12, but the price difference between simply buying shit in the store and going to McSlopolds for your grub is massive.You can't even argue about "the gas bill" by running your oven, since I cook my meals everyday in the oven and my gas bill is only $30 a month.
>>533845962its true though, i know people who literally go to any other restaurant than mcdoalds since they think "its more healthy" its nuts.>i have fat family
>>533846114I only use an air fryer for everything. I've pretty much mastered it. Trick is getting the right inserts for different things, rack + stainless pans.
>>533844578You can buy a whole chicken for $10 and get four meals and two quarts of stock from it.
>>533846223Oh and a rice cooker obviously. Pasta I just make on a plug in stove top thing, which also covers anything I need to make on stove like gravy.
>>533844897
>>533846223I've been wanting to do that, but every fryer I see has teflon/PFAS in it. Have a link for one that is chemical free?
>>533846508I've been using an Instant Pot Vortex Plus 6QT since it came out. Damn thing is a beast. Trick is not using the tray that comes with it. An 8x8 stainless steel baking pan fits in it perfectly, and you can add a rack to the pan when you need one. This also saves you the effort of having to clean the fucking thing all the time and your food doesn't touch the inside.
>>533845867Chester's Chicken is my favorite, but the local one closed and the next closest is 40 miles so I'll probably never eat it again
>>533846508Oh and 6QT is enough for about 3 people max. I'm by myself so it's good. If you have more than 3 people, get whatever multiple you need. Trick to an air fryer when it's new is running it outside to bake off all the chemicals etc. from the manufacturing process. Run that shit for like an hour outside and you're all set. Otherwise the first time you cook with it it'll blast you with chemical/plastic smell and your food too.
>>533844578I just went to Lee's chicken and got a 10 piece for $15, stop eating at KFC you dumb niggers. KFC is garbage to begin with. Go to your regional and local chains and prices are much better than the international brands. Lees still uses a variant of Colonel sanders original seasonings.
>>533846682I see they sell disposable liners for it on amazon. Guess either would work. It's on sale for 90 bucks.
>poland 1.56 USD a piece>usa 2,875 a piece>poland gdp per capita $31,340>usa gdp per capita $86,170it means its still dirt cheap for average american, you are just spoiled children
>>533844766Is that the white horse?
>>533846986Stainless steel pan is the best. You can get good char on meats with it. Rack lets the fat drip down. To clean it up, just toss in a couple paper towels to soak up any fat/grease, chuck in trash, clean pan.
>>533846986Just buy parchment paper
>>533847303Stainless steel is all you need. An 8x8 stainless pan is like $10 and it'll last forever.
Big fast food/fast casual chains are collapsing under their own weight. They charge premium prices for microwaved pink slime garbage and are just running on the fumes of brand recognition at this point. You can actually use the number of Doordash ratings for an individual location to estimate order volume and see their market share getting murdered. Chick-fil-A and Shake Shack in particular are obliterating the old guard of fast food.
>>533847100I have a stainless steel pan I cook small amounts of food on, but I'll have to measure it to see if it fits. Think I agree with you on it though, better to keep the food away from any interior materials.
>>533844578As long as people buys it, they are gonna keep raising the price.
>>533847497I've been using it forever. The pan also saves you from having to clean the fucking thing every time which is the biggest bitch with an air fryer. It's a win-win using a pan. 8x8 fits best, it's just small enough to let air circulate underneath the sides, but not too small to waste a lot of cooking surface..
>>533847399I'd rather not have to waste time washing the pan. Parchment paper makes cleanup super simple
>>533847514ts. Americans don't care. the guys with jobs see it as a minor inconvenience, not knowing this is the new normal, or on its way to it. picrel extremely relevant
>>533847928You get better circulation with a small pan, so you get better results across more types of food. It's a small pan to wash, so unless you've eliminated 100% of washing shit it's meaningless to waste money on parchment paper for a worse result. You're paying for worse food.
>>533844578stop eating at jew goyslops for few months and shareholders will neck all ceo themselves
remember that all of your problems can be solved by killing a jew and living in his mansion off the infinite supply of gibs stipened onto the cards he had in his wallet
>>533846104>you can get EBT and section 8 housing for free and have all that time to do whateverTHIS!!!! All you need to do is be a useless fucking nigger and start niggermaxing!!!
>>533848170if they would just stop for a few months they'd realize they don't even crave it anymoreshit is revolting honestly>>533848232also a very good option to keep in mind
>>533848262The ultimate consumers
>>533844633feepee beepee
>>533844578Big and Truejust looked at my local kfc here in Surfside Beach SC and its over 20$ after tax for just the tendies
>>533844578Around 2016 a case of beef tenderloin(6-8 whole tenderloins) cost a restaurant $90. Today a case of jalapenos, which is about a third of the weight of that case of tenderloin, costs just under $70. everyone's looking at monarch and sysco but there are more food distributors that are also to blame including suppliers that distribute for grocery stores. its completely out of control.
>>533845867It used to be but last year they too fell to the jeet horde and only hire foreign browns now. Avoid if you don't want parasites and endless disease.
>>533844578Anyone can go see that number is bullshit. My local KFC don't even sell 6 piece.
>>533845278Of course some braindead leftist that does not understand anything thinks we import chicken.
>>533849190>its completely out of control.No, it is well within projections.
>>533844578>check local location>it's realwhat the fuck, who the fuck pays $20 for woody mutated chicken strips
>>533849693Bullshit. State general location.
>>533848262These ratchet females should be buying organic meat and fat by the truckload.
>>533849414>>533849493>>533849595>>533849757do you get paid for this shit?
>>533844578> https://kfcpreise.de/this one?
>>533844578The penatagons mission to bankrupt the citizens on all levels is going according to plan. The sailors and soldiers the non officers are on the continual mission of punishment, now its worse. Whuch means the brass is going to go even harder on the troops. The race towards satanic tech socialism is not good and these fruits that of the pentagons labor is rotten but most is unknown and the plans destroyed as a contual burnt offering to the god of secrecy. West point promoting marxism is just another symptom of a century old issue of foreign control of the us armed forces. Red bloods are eradicated only blue bloods and fake blue bloods run the show.May God bless America and her armed forces. We are preparing for the nothing still happening until it changes into the next stage of us forces and their foreign boots occupying America the same way it occupies any other nation without any regard to our humanity.
All of this only cost me $37.46.
>>533845018At this point I'm surprised these companies offer any food or services at all. Why aren't people just giving them money?
>>533849954>niggers are retarded, more at 9
just don't buy itit's that easy
>but chuddha the goysl-
>>533844578Goyim deserve it.
>>533850013No, she gets paid to spread lies to outrage emotional low info people..
>>533844578Why would anybody buy KFC? It’s extremely unhealthy.
>>533844578Who buys nuggies, grilled cheese, avocado toast, coffee loaded with cream and sugar at the highest rate? Women. Who is known to not give a shit about prices? Women. What KFC item is priced higher than all other items on the menu? Chicken tenders. The main reason prices are going up is a combination of us not having autonomy over our finances because gold does not back the dollar and the vast inflation that happened after commie kids camped out on wallstreet during the 99% "protests" combined with the feminist movement and single hoes, 2nd worlders and low iqs fucking up the economy.
>>533844578>2000 calories for 8 small pieces of chicken breast stripswhat in the fuck are you fat cunts putting in your food?
Just go to Cane's
>>533844578Weird. Kfc is probably the cheapest fast food here.
>>533850239For that flipslop? Dire
>>533844578All those guns, and Blackrock sets the price.kek
>>533853869>Raising "all we do is chicken and it's still dry and mid" Cane's Never
>>533845018easy on the antisemirtism
>>533853916KFC in Asia is an entirely different thing than in the US. WAaaaaaaaaaaay better. I had it all the time over there, I've never even been to one here.
im trickle down economics from the elites living at the bahamas bros
>>533844578Are you tired of winning yet?
>>533844578>2020+5+1>consuming fast fewdYou choose to suffer and thus you deserve to suffer.
>>533844633Why, so they can raise the price again?
>>533847093second best purple smart is best one
>>533844578How much is that per tender? I don’t remember enough geometry to come up with the equation.
>>533844578BUt i thought japans economy was worse than the USA?
>>533844766The DOW is an indicator of how well the economy as a whole is doing. The buyer’s faith in a business’s success. High profits, which attract investors, may result from inflated prices. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the consumer is doing well.
>>533844578>6 chicken tendersOkay fatso
>>533844578imagine not cooking yourself and trusting niggers and jeets to handle your "food"... couldn't be me
>>533844578EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfMThere is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
One interesting thing about this phenomenon of American oligarchic energy policy falling apart is that when you think about all of their tall buildings, it's like those ugly dirty roman buildings that survived to this day.Let me explain, it's going to get to the day, America will get an honest energy policy, this honest energy policy does not have power to clean and maintain the things they build from their previous oligarchic energy policy, like super epic sky rises, that will slowly and each one by one, get less and less cleaning and maintenance and become like those ugly roman and ancient Greek leftoversSociologically speaking, these buildings still get used and functional but they get more and more adapted to the reality of the honest energy policyMaybe now they cannot afford to renew the painting so often because the painter cannot afford cocaine as much as he used and because he needs to hire staff and cannot afford them it goes unpainted
>>533861434Not everyone has frozen breaded chicken tenders and a deep fryer at home. If they did they would probably open a chicken tenders restaurant.
>>533844578Just get the 5pc tender meal? You get a drink and a side and it's $12
>>533844578>Sees subhuman>LeavesI can make better food myself.
>>533845319They changed their fries like two years ago, and they're some of the better fast food fries now. The chicken it's still the same shit.
I swear it was like 6 bucks back when I was in college, i'd get em after class and go hit the gym. made sick gains
>>533844578
>>533861609They only changed to the fries after their bid to solicit the beaner market with bowlslop failed and their wedges were always better anywayThey should be burnt to the fucking ground for going after Mexican dinero on American soil
>>533861669The ArbyQ debuted at 5 for $5.55, and now they are 2 for $6.00.
>>533860943She came all the way up from Alabama to stage this cheesy promotion for Trump.More cringe, compliments of MAGA.
I have spent 1450 dollars on non-rent this year.450 bucks on replacing tires and shit.And 650 bucks on warhammerThe remaining 300 if I cut fast food and booze, I could probably get it down to 100 or less. But I really should cut down my warhammer purchases. To be fair, the plan was to sell 400 dollars of shit.
>>533850239I can go to a local barbeque joint and get enough food to feed my family 6-8 meals for $70 tax and tip included.Including the buns for the sandwiches brings it to $80.
>>533861944Just think of all of the pussy a bad ass warhammer army will get you.
>>533861482Why would you do this? You’re a burden, society isn’t going to change to accommodate your bad behavior. You’ll just spiral downward and end up on the streets or prison. Either way, society doesn’t give a shit.
>>5338445788 pieces of chicken?Are just €8 here, even with rice/fries and salad. picrel.> 25. 8 unidades de frango frito com arroz/batatas fritas e salada 8,00€
>>533862213Seething wagie.
>>533844578KFC was never cheap, even in the 90s adjusted for inflation BUT more affordable than today. In the 90s the KFC bucket and sides were a nice alternative to pizza night. It was a thing that could feed the whole family. The prices they having been asking for the last 15 years or so have been retarded for what you are getting, beyond the normal "goyslop" price/quality ration. KFC has been shit for longer than even covid/post covid years. The KFCs in my regions have fucked up so back that almost all of them have close. One near me in the hood couldn't even compete, and it was right in the heart of what should be prime KFC market. The holding companies ruined KFCs viability.
>>533844578The prices are being raised to financially ruin retards who are too lazy to make their own chicken at home for 1/4th the price. People will spend hours bitching about the price of fast food, make videos but they will say they don’t have time to cook. I can understand the elites motivations, these people are worthless.
>>533844578Just don't buy it?
>>533844578Free financial advice:DON'T buy the $20 goyslop.
>>533856262cane's is great in louisiana but it doesn't franchise well at all
>>533844766I also keep being told that we've got so much oil that we're selling the shit at record amounts...but gas is still over $4 where I'm at, and everything's still expensive.
>>533847404>0$ delivery fee over X$ amountWhat does that entail if you "have" to tip the delivery guy anyway?
Yea well, stop living in Alaska.
>>533844578$20 for ass cancer.
>>533866178Tenders are considerably larger than nuggets.
I have absolutely zero sympathy for brokies going into klarna debt for their daily goyslop
>>533844578>Rage bait twitter cunt using online ordering and picking the most expensive combo options with minimum price floors to make it look like the price is insane.Meanwhile if you order the actual combo meal you get 5 tenders, 2 sides, drink, and a biscuit for <$14
>>533844578Good. Charge niggers into poverty
>>533844633No.
>>533845018>fast food is a luxury good nowThanks migapede. Keep on slurping
>>533850239Grim.
>his mom doesn't make him chicken tenders for freeSAD!PATHETIC!
Yes it's goyslop but they are right prices are out of control
>>533844578For that price, on a normal promo, you can buy ~5kg/11lb of raw chicken breast fillets here.You have to be a fucktard (or American) to pay for goyslop.
>>533864478>Just don't buy it?It's still a canary in the coal mine sort of issue for the econ. Being one should be able to just casually buy fast food if they want without it being a budget issue. Yet people are being squeezed from all directions by costs.and it's just going to keep spreading as these are dominoes falling. Being you need that churn rate. Dude working KFC saving up to buy whatever. None of this is in a vacuum.
>>533844578Take a look at those calories. The only thing outta control here is your fatass.
>>533845635>>533846114STFUThe topic of this thread is Inflation, not "LOOK AT ME, EMULATE ME, I'm so fucking awesome!"
>>533868590One of the 2 robbers did armed robbery next door at McDicks.
>>533844578It’s no longer worth going to fast food spots in most cases. I can buy a 1 lb bag full of decently healthy chicken strips for $12 and invest in something like an air fryer to crisp them up properly. Going out to eat is no longer worth it. But of course I’m wrangled in to going to a dinner tomorrow that is pretty good but expensive because my boomer parents want to meet. They are clinging to wasting their money on overpriced restaurant food.
>>533865770>I also keep being told that we've got so much oil that we're selling the shit at record amountyour first mistake is thinking "we"there are record amounts being sold and record profits but barely any of that money will be entering the bank accounts of people in the consumer economy
Damn now i want jollibee
This is all because of Ford V Dodge. Shareholders need to see growth or else they'll pull their money out. And the only way to grow is to increase prices while decreasing spending. That's why fast food is 5 times as expensive as 2016 while also tasting 5 times worse.
The value of the chicken tenders is the same. The value of your money is what's going down.
>>533844578nice glass on the roof of the car
>>533844578So what if KFC is $20? Your wages went up, didn't they? That's inflation. So don't worry about it.
>>533844578BlackRock is only charging her $20 and not $35...
>>533844578it's probably mashed bugs with bug flour fried in bug oil served in a box made out of bug paper.
>>533869607ThisOnly a society where a bum can scrape together enough loose change for a hot meal in the middle of the night is worth protecting.
>>533872526EAT SHIT blackrock
I'll let you guys in on a little secretIf you ever get KFC, put it in the oven for 5-10 minutes at 200c or soIt will crispen it up really niceYou can also reheat it this way instead of putting it in the microwave where it will just go soggy
>>533873465thank you fren, very nice tip.
>>533844578Just a friendly reminder, these are the people who call you "conspiracy theorist" when you tell them there's a ruling elite or it's the Jews. The average normalfags is about as self-aware & intelligent as a goldfish.
>>533845555checked & quads of truthNormalfags are beyond retarded
>>533873465Wow thanks Nigel/Mohammed this is basic cooking advice that anyone that isn’t retarded would know.
>>533873810>anyone that isn’t retardedWell most people here are Americans
>>533844578U get that for 2 hours of "work". We get that for 8. Cry more.
>>533873810it helped me because i'm a retard
>>533844578damn thats almost 4 bucks a tendie lmaoraising the price of slop is very cruel
>>533873907>being glad they are a slaveLmao ok retard jew
>>533848262>all "females"I see the weed is working its job
>>533845555Tenders are expensive as fuck for whatever reason even at Walmart they're like 10$ for six tiny ones. May as well pay a little more to have them cooked for you so you don't have to buy eggs and oil on top if you want them fried
>>533844578>KFC COSTS $20So?
>>533873888Nigger your cuisine is bunker tier shit so don’t think you have a one up on us. Well let’s be honest, your advice is helpful to the vast majority of the sad losers on /pol/. If you’re a grown man with even decent cooking skills, you should know how to utilize different appliances depending on the situation. I’ve lived on my own for a while, and needed to learn how to cook. I’ve also had gfs good at cooking that have taught me a lot. Latinas are usually skilled. The average virgin here living with his parents has no need to have any cooking skills when mom gets him his nuggies every night.
>>533874057An air fryer would be more effective and they’re pretty common now.
>>533874483Youve clearly never had beans on toast
>>533850239That is the sloppest of slop.
>>533847066now look at the median instead of the mean
>>533844578that's like fancy restaurant prices wtf
>>533844578they're not even chicken tenders anymore, just cut chicken breast. i had to complain to KFC and get a refund after half of them i bit into were tough
>>533874571what in tarnation is a air fryer?
>>533875007it fries air instead of chicken
IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!>IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!>IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!>IT'S ANNUDA JIM CROW!!
>>533875142i bet it taste like sugar free cotton candy.
>>533875007it's an enclosed box with a heat gun inside.really good for making chicken. useless for everything else really.
>>533875429but another anon told me it fries air.
>>533875491he's just stupid and forgot a word. it frys WITH air
>>533844897I'm both the top and bottom guy in this
>>533875604oh, well that's disappointing.
>>533844578Learn how to cook.
You niggers are completely free to get a fucking job and buy shares in Yum foods if you feel they're running some kind of infinite free money glitch, but by my estimation the 1.6% dividend isn't making up for the fact that the S&P beat its growth by almost double over the last 5 years.
>>533844578>if only there were some way to prove in under 15 seconds that OP is a faggot posting absolute bullshit >if only purchasing overpriced goyslop were somehow optional so you wouldn't have to buy it if you didn't want toIt doesn't knock down the narrative that this shit cost a lot, but it does indisputably support the OP=faggot thing.
>>533876048>buy high, sell slightly higher in 10 yearsI guess
>>533861376The dow is an indicator of how well the shekels per goyim extraction machine is workingif the dow goes down, the shekel extraction machine has problems and needs maintenance
>>533844578I stopped going to kfc when I got explosive diarrhea for three days. Most of the staff were brown so lesson learned.
Going to kfc in Russia was a real eye opener just how shit western countries are. In America the building is usually staffed by niggers with bad attitudes and smells of sewage. In Russia kfc is beautiful and a multi story night club
>>533876265It's OP's retarded social media screencap implying "greedy shareholders" are the reason for the price tag of a 12 piece 30,000 calorie bucket of slop. I'm just pointing out that literally anybody here is free to download the robinhood app and become one of the shareholders. It's not some secret hidden club, literally anybody who can hold $160 at one time before pissing it all away on weed and scratch tickets can get on board with owning the means of production here.
Also, KFC is complete shit for fast food fried chicken.I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.