My church is having a social party for young adults ages 18-35 tonight. Do you think I'll have a chance at meeting a Catholic girl if I go? I'm nervous, bros. What should I do?
>>533845208Yeah man, you might even meet a "born-again virgin"! (former slut who has taken 10,000 bukkakes on her face, ass and pussy, but has renounced her ways)Good luck, dude!
>>53384520899% chance the women are mostly roasties and beaners
>>533845208Do your best to set aside greed and lust, holding kindness as the utmost activity in your heart and behavior. Turn the mind such that you view all of the women as your sisters and dear friends
>>533845208What if a 35 yr old hooks up with 18 yr oldGross
>>533845487Obviously the Catholic Church is ok with that.
>>533845208>18-35Even the church knows it's over for unmarried women after 35Also, this is very discriminatory against men
>>533845487by the time they reach 18 100% of women have fully developed
>>533845556Both physically and mentally
>>533845208My god the goyim are such dumb fucking cattle. I guarentee you that for the majority of you, the women had sex with more people than you.Christianity. It's a shit religion
>>533845208>What should I do?Go. Everyone else is nervous too. Now you can delete your blogpost.
>>533845208Take a bunch of photos of the pool ofavailable women and report back
GUYS CHRISTIANITY WAS MADE BY HOMOSEXUALS
>>533845208Much, much better to stay at home and drink and have a couple of goon sessions. Maybe order a pizza or something.
>>533845208Take a good bath, put on a good cologne (in very small amount), a semi casual outfit and go. Do not talk about 4chan related topics.
>>533845487>>53384554918 year olds are both legally and biologically adults.
>>533845208You are a pedophile and you should be yeeted into the sun
>>533845802How on earth is he a pedophile
>>533845425This. Tradcucks are applied feminists. Don't bother.
>>533845882Game not approved by collective shart
>>533845208Only 1 way to find out anonGo and have some fun
>>533845882Being attracted to 18-24 year olds is considered pedophilia nowadays.
no way those chicks aren't busted or don't weigh 400lbs
>>533845487it's close enough to Biblical times or prior to 1880's anyone white guy can get
>>533845487>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS AS AN ADULT BECAUSE...>...>YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?Moralfags I fucking swear
>>533845208>Posting on 4chan>Posting on /pol/ and not any other board>using anime loli picsYeah chances aren't good for you, and as a Catholic myself, I have never seen a Catholic girl date someone she meet at church. They either already dating some chad who was a cradle Catholic she meet ar school/college, or at the very least, dating a non catholic chad who doesn't care about going to church or raising his children Catholic, as long as he is getting her pussy, he'll happily tag along and tolerate church service. The one thing I learned the hard way is that only Boys are expected to actually follow the teachings of Christ. Girls can fuck around before marriage and be a whore, and if you don't forgive and accept them immediately and without question YOU'RE the problem.>>533845351>>533845425Facts!>>533845487In the modern day, the average woman has a body count in the double digits by 18 so who gives a fuck?
>>533847967>I have never seen a Catholic girl date someone she meet at church.I forgot to add that the only exception to this I've seen is the single mother. At this rate, I'm ready to convert and give my full loyalty and devotion to any Church that publicly demands death for whores and mixers.
>>533845208I met my wife through a church group. We're happily married, waiting for our second, and plan to have as many as we can.Go for it anon, godspeed
>>533845351>"born-again virgin"! He's talking about Catholics, not Protestants. Our whores stay whores.
>>533845882Diana from Pragmata is being used by pedos (jews in the FBI) to spam CP on 4chan.
>>533845487Ok
>>533845208just bee yourself
>>533845487What's wrong with two consenting adults being in a relationship?
>>533845208stay at home. you are ngmi anyway. not worth the effort.
>>533845590>find a good womanimpossible >be good to heruseless>she's gonna be good to youfalse
>>533845208>ages 18-35Nigga you need to be participating in that age 14-18 group. Y'know, where the actual virgins are.
>>533845208>My churchKys
>>533845208This is not Facebook, moron. Anyone who asks for dating advice online, let alone here, has already lost the plot.
>>533845208> My church is having a social party for young adults ages 18-35 tonightIt’s nice that a few churches out there are starting to do this after decades of the polar opposite. It’s almost as if they’re young faithful meeting and interacting is important for their spiritual and physical health, and it also benefits the body of Christ. What a radical concept
>>533845208go.have fun. have a laugh. seek to honor God and seek the revelation of Jesus Christ and His leading in all your life.stop watching porn, it shows on your face if you watch porn. sex belongs in marriage.if she's dated non-Whites, she have forever burning blood diseases. have fun. you might not meet the girl tonight, but her friend could be there.
>>533845208lmao you're posting on pol with a diana pictureYou're cooked.
>>533849790Christ-chanAmelieLuceDianathe ranks of kawaii frenly smol girls and lolis marches ever on.
>>533845208go get laid famalam. if you find a real trad girl he might not let you fug her but give you a blowjob instead. that's how you know she's a keeper. she might even give up her pooper until marriage.
>>533845208>catholic soireemake sure you wear a wife beater and bring some booze. Start preparing for your future married life.
>>533845208Go. You certainly won’t meet a girl staying at home.
"The devil is a liar.. And, you know what else he is.. A faggot"https://x.com/MelonieMac/status/2047758734659657755
I'm gonna do it! Wish me luck!
>>533845208why are /r9k/ threads allowed here?
