prev: >>533838310Day: 17 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 56 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation™ to decapitate Iran"Day: 8 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon▶RECENT:>POTUS "canceled" negotiations with Iran, "We have all the cards!...If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!!">POTUS announced he ordered the U.S. Navy to "shoot and kill any boat... that is putting mines in the" Strait of Hormuz.>Senior Israeli official says preparations are underway for approval from the US administration to resume hostilities — Channel 13>The UK Maritime Trade Operations Center reported a security incident 83 miles southeast off Somalia.>Israeli artillery shelling in Khiam, Lebanon.>Drone attacks against Erbil, Iraqi Kurdistan.>Somalia announces a ban on all Israeli ships passing Bab Al-Mandab.>Iran insists it will not agree to talks until the USA removes its naval blockade and recognizes the rights of the Iranian nation.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Oil:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Iranian Newshttps://farsnews.irhttps://www.tasnimnews.ir/https://www.presstv.ir/https://www.presstv.co.uk/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffic:https://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/https://hormuztracking.com/
>I cancelled! I wasn't stood up!!
>>533847802>You don't cancel the negotiations, I cancel the negotiations!ok boomer
>>533847821who said anything about Turkey joining in? Syria will just send human waves in to distract hezb
>>533847802Why did Trump cancel the trip?Wildly speculative answers only.
Outside of generals /pol/ is almost entirely 1pbtid spambots.
>>533847921We ran out of jet fuel already so we can’t actually get there
>>533847921imminent nukings
The TDS has got to stop. My Jewish neighbor has always helped me out when I asked for his help; why should we not return the favor when they need our help? The god of Abraham is the god of white people.
any new happenings ,piggers?
Monke Bananlavi status?
Man this is boring
there's no place like /pig/ if you want to read the most retarded takes on any subject.
>>533847964this, lol
It is pretty astounding that Trump has managed to keep this charade of talks, a plan, success or whatever else up for this many weeks given he's been using the same couple of plays every time. And not one person in Western state media as far as I can tell has the balls to call him out for fear of incurring the wrath of the le big bad bear jew.
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>>533848045this dude must be getting paid well to go through this kind of humiliation ritual knowing full well he has no future in power
>>533848013Please name one single time the Zionist entity has sent even a single soldier to assist our military. Hard mode: in a war they didn’t start
>>533848146In his mind, he's the hero of the story.
>>533848013i have several questions about that comic
>>533848205no way hes dumb enough to be a true believer
>>533847921He's dead
MAP OF ISRAEL/HEZBOLLAH CONFLICT AS OF THE CEASEFIRE>MAP OF ISRAEL/HEZBOLLAH CONFLICT AS OF THE CEASEFIREMAP OF ISRAEL/HEZBOLLAH CONFLICT AS OF THE CEASEFIRE>MAP OF ISRAEL/HEZBOLLAH CONFLICT AS OF THE CEASEFIREAs can be clearly seen, the frontlines have remained mostly stable with a few border raids here and there. However despite Israel self-proclaimed "yellow line" their actual level of control is extremely spotty to say the least. Khiam and Bint Jbeil are mostly in IDF hands, however some fighting continues in sections of the cities. Other than that, we shall see how this map develops once the ceasefire ends tomorrow.
>>533847938Yes, this weekend has been particularly spammy
>>533847598Sooooo, what's up with this?
>>533848099Nobody else in the world has a navy that does anything
>>533847921Trump is fine with the strait being closed because the goal was to hurt China more than it hurts us. Yes he wanted to take all of Iran's oil and give Israel their big win but he knows that is a pipe dream now. So he's doubling down on trying to hurt China with more sanctions and using the excuse that China is directly helping Iran. However, he's running against the clock because the strait being closed will inevitable hurt the US, and the western world significantly more. So he's rushing to ruin China before the economic fallout hits. If that's his plan he's getting dangerously close to a full on war with China which is the next thing to look out for now.
>>533848394China won't do shitXi purged all his hawks and is focusing on trying to surge his domestic economic
>>533848393The US Navy appears to be a glorified pleasure cruise for genetic refuse.
It's either now we kill Satan's greatest tool or we wait for them to conquer us.
>>>533847802 Yahwa(יהו), bless Israel. Yahwa(יהו), bless European Americas. Yahwa(יהו), bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
>>533848263true but bear in mind weekends are also peak normalgroid hours
WAR! WAR!WAR!WAR!THE DOGS OF WAR HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED!THE DARK HEART OF THE LEVANT HUNGERS!THE INTELLIGENCE VOID IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE IS ON THE MARCH!THE BRUTISH AMERICANS INFLICT THEIR THUGGERY ON THOSE WITHOUT POWERHEARD HEARD! COME TOGETHER OR PERISH!
>>533848489why are boomers so mentally raped? iran is only getting a nuke cuz america carpet bombed them first obviously
>>533848481I can say that as a whole for the state of Australia
>>533848489branco is low IQ seriously and can't draw for shiteven ben garrison and hitler are more skilled
>>533848471He wants to surge his domestic economy and be left alone to grill for fuck sakes but the US won't let him. My point is that if Trump wants to hurt China's economy before the fallout of the strait nukes our own he will have to be extremely direct in his economic attacks. Like fully sanctioning them and cutting off their trade. Doing that would be like declaring war.
>>533847921A divine revelation told him that Witkoff and Kushner needed to stay in the US to be ritually sacrificed to increase this year's harvest yields in the US
>>533847921>Why did Trump cancel the trip?Because TOTAL IRAN BOMBARDMENT, right or wrong
>>533848489They already conquered us thoughbeit
>>533848630IT BEGINS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwZwz0iCuF0
>>533848375iran reopened tehran airport about 12 hours ago, after it's been closed since feb 28th. iran thinks the war is over, and this thinking applies to your referenced lebanon situation as well.
>>533848611If Xi actually cared he'd send his trillion ship fleet to escort tankers or work out a deal
>>533847897From: Iran is begging for negotiations so I'm sending Jared and Witkoff to: We're not sending anyone because we have all the cards. All within 24 hours.Iran kept saying they won't negotiate with Jared Kushner (who they correctly see as an agent of Israel) or with Witkoff (who they think is dumb). They want someone on Vance's level.And they kept saying they won't negotiate under a US blockade. But a huge group of people believe anything Trump says, even if he says the exact opposite the day before or they after.Hence: Iran is on its knees begging for a deal and will give us everything we want: as we've been hearing for two months now.
>>533848146It's funny seeing all the astroturfing defending monarchy as being preferrable to a republic.
Why does this website HATE America? Trump is putting America first by taking out its greatest enemy.
>>533848630I wish it'll happen, I'm tried of driving to college all the time, id rather sit through a zoom meeting
>>533848690I wanna fuck a cute Negev-chan ngl here
>>533848713He doesn't need to care right now because what Trump is doing is amounting to nothing. Trump will need to keep escalating if he wants to actually start hurting China.
>>533848394Trump’s blockade only exists in his head. Oil is still reaching China. Trump doesn’t mind that Iran has closed the strait because he believes he has secured US energy independence with Venezuela. His administration is too scared to tell him that Venezuelan oil cannot be used for any industrial application. To say the situation is comically absurd would be an understatement. Shit like this happens as a gag in cartoons.
>>533848750because we are democrats, ANDREW JACKSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT JEWS!
>>533848706iran is actually retarded, america went through its target bank of military targets, now theyre gonna bomb civilian infrastructure like airports>>533848750Israel?
>>533848706wut
>>533847802>inb4 haha irannys are BEGGING for negotiations, but Trump is not interested. Cope and seethe libs!
>>533848750I hate ZOG, simple as
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ISRAEL WILL BREAK THE CEASEFIRE! BILLIONS WILL DIE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6P2IHfi8Jc
It's /pol/'s choice if they want a safe Israel and America or for the evil democratic enemy to take over America forever.
>>533848489
>>533848914
>>533848823once again it's not surprising the worst general in history /pig/ isn't tracking basic facts about the situation the topic is focused on. you just rant like schizos completely untethered from realityhttps://www.iranintl.com/en/202604259861
>>533848906I actually really liked this video when it got released kek. The Chazan in question is actually one of my favorites!
>>533848914these are ripe for the ben garrison treatment, sadly i have to go to work otherwise would do a bit of editing
>3 carriers in theaterWe're striking things again to sunk cost our way into continuing the war, and beating the War Powers vote, aren't we?
>I can stop being an antisemite and recognize that the Jews are good people >Or I can let the real racists win in 2028. Easy choice.
>>533848489https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weaponsgo through this list first, migger boomer retard
There's this cargo flight from Azerbaijan to Israel, may or may not be something
I HATE MIGGERS!>>533848998stop being evil
>>533848794>Mr President>Venezuela>Venezuelan oil won’t be online for another year, and even when it is we can’t do anything important with it
>>533848013Unironically Based
>>533847938/pol/ is literally only good for happening generalseverything else should be filtered out
>>533846646No doubt. Another smart thing would be to buy as many manpads as the Russian/Chinese/Black market has to offer and distribute them to every civil defense club in the country. The Isfahan raid demonstrated the willingness of the Iranian civilian population to attack any US aircraft in reach. Give them weapons and the result will be glorious. Imagine seeing every rock farmer and goat herder open fire at the Epstein slaves wherever they go.
>>533849005Technically all weapons are bought and paid for already Having them sit in warehouses and magazines is more expensive than having them dropped
>>533847921Araghchi probably already left, Iran publicly announced he was going to Islamabad, Muscat and Moscow, the US then said they were sending Kushner and Witkoff, Iran never agreed to any talks and weren't interested
>>533849033>>533848914>>533848750>>533848489grim stuff
>>533848974
>>533849097the fear is that they will use them against civilian aircraft when the war is over even if just by accident.
>>533849097they already do that
The 60 day limit under the War Powers Resolution expires on the 1st of May EDT, it can only be extended if Iran attacks the US
>>533849098No, I mean the sunk cost fallacy. "Well, Trump just launched a big strike wave before the deadline, so i guess we have to vote to continue the war.">>533849068Most competent GOP advisor
I think it's fair to say that Trump is the most successful president we've had in centuries after George Washington; to think that he could have been a star athlete but CHOSE to instead lead our great country. Truly a modern day saint.
>>533849063Hating arabs isn't evil Germanbro.
FREIER IN CHIEF! DO THE WAR!
>>533848254lol israel is not gonna take any bite out of lebanoniran will not allow it
>>533849033ME SMART ME KNOW DEMOCRAT BADREPUBLICAN GOOD!FOX NEWS IS GOOD!
>>533848706i don't think opening an airport has any bearing on whether or not iran thinks the war is over, sweetie
>>533849212No, Trump can just veto it, without a 2/3 majority in the Senate. Good luck getting 18 GOP Senators that aren't Israeli stooges to cross the aisle.
>>533849212>60 day limit under the War Powers ResolutionDoesn't matter because there hasn't been any boots on the ground.
>>533849137the pinned post of /pol/ is logical fallacies, the first of which is Strawman. i suggest you go read it, then find a new hobby that isn't shitting up /pol/.
>>533849215the sunnoid arabs are your allies
>>533849212There is no shot that Congress stops this war.
>>533849303Everybody hates Rafidas Germanbro..
>>533849265mmhm so why close it in the first place genius?
>>533849033
>>533849279It's not limited to boots on the ground, it's "armed conflict"
Israel's psyop be like:>533848133>533848157>533848217>533848443
>>533849276There’s nothing to veto. The WPA is something Congress has to invoke to allow the memefire situation to *continue*
>>533849313this. congress is just the world's fanciest country clubthey have no power
>>533849342I do not speak dreidel
>>533849276The War Powers Resolution just requires a simple majority
>>533849302
>>533849005Trump won't do shit. This is quite literally an elaborate wealth transfer operation as is the entirety of the US military at this point. Babysitting niggers and enriching kikes on your tax dollar.
>>533847802>Cvckseth talks about "greather north america" >ecuador opens an FBI office and now mutts are bombing "terrorists" >ecuador bombs colombia, president talks with orange nigger and now is in his side (to avoid a rapture like Maduro) >the whole venezuela thing >peru is forced to buy f-16s to avoid a conflict >chile and argentina have a better relation with mutts and shitsrael >now orange nigger is helping argentina with the falklands affair He wants to send south americans to the meat grinder, right? orange nigger is fucking sick kek
>>533849378they're not even that fancy
>AAAAAA, I WISH I HAD NEVER BOMBED THOSE INNOCENT IRANIAN SCHOOLGIRLS! AAAAAAA!
>>533849353
>>533849411Sorry third worlder, the Monroe doctrine is back in business.
>>533849395the president can extend this meme date for 30 days and even when 90 days goes by, nothing will actually change
So has there ever been any proof that the strait is actually mined?
>>533849212So a falseflag is in the cards? Also, i thought the 2 week ceasefire restarted the 60 days or at least stopped the count?
>>533849411everyone is sending everyone to the meat grinders these days
>>533849212oh my god, surely this means something is gonna happen, holy shit, finally!!!
>>533848013Total maga death.
>>533848519>>533848630HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE, SHILLS ARE BACKKIKENIGGERS WILL DEPLOY KHAZARIAN FAGTRANNY IN THE NEXT MINUTES
>this thread right now
>>533849491i don't think so, but the rumors work just as wellships won't trust the strait until mine sweepers comb over every inch of it now
>>533847802>POTUS "canceled" negotiations with Iranyou can't fire me, I quit
Would China send ground troops in the event of an invasion so they could get some trigger time?
>>533849479> In April 2026, the House narrowly rejected a war powers resolution (213-214), with nearly all Democrats in favor and Republicans against.>The U.S. Senate has repeatedly rejected resolutions aimed at limiting President Trump’s war powers regarding Iran, with votes largely following party lines. A key mid-April 2026 vote failed 52-47, marking at least the fourth failed attempt, while another in March was defeated 53-47, as Republicans maintained support for the administration's military actions.No one contested Obama in Libya, Libya was also backed by a UN resolution, the Democrats have already tried to stop the war over 5 times using the War Powers Resolution, the longest this goes on the more likely Republicans are to vote against it
>destroys the US empire and the fake and gay status quo>has destroyed the republican party>Destroys all of the fake and gay Bureaucrats in the EU, once the full effects of this hit politically the status quo is done over there>singlehandedly ends NATO>calls into question USA power in the united nations>calls attention to just how much bibi netanyahu has made America his bitch and how much he yearns for genocide>drives the market up by sheer bullshit lies ensuring as many boomers and NPC retards buy the dip right before the biggest market crash since the great depression occurs and will never recover>because of his actions everyone knows we are owned by jews and have shown the world that we were right, anti-semitism is becoming mainstream globally among anyone under 50Am I supposed to hate this guy again?
>>533849603>dude, le demmycratsshut up migger
With the cancelled trip are we gonna get some kinetic action today?
- US President Donald Trump speaking about Iran at Mar-A-Lago before heading back to Washington DC:They gave us a paper and we didn't like it, and when we cancelled, 10 minutes later they gave us a new paper, a much better paper.@GeoPWatch
>>53384948230 days for withdrawal and military action is limited to defensive actions, if there's still a ceasefire and Iran isn't attacking then that 30 days for withdrawal is meaningless
>>533849603
>>533849661the longer*
>>533849707only if america loses its shit and decides toiran has no reason to do anything except keep the strait closed. if this status quo lasts long enough, iran wins
>>533849364>>533849395Yes, but POTUS can override the resolution like any other bill, like he did in Yemen 2019 if memory serves.If the President vetos the original resolution, which requires a simple majority (which he will because he's an ideological zionist warmonger), it then requires a 2/3 quorum to be forced through anyway.
>>533849588it'd be nice if that meant shit was gonna happen but i don't want to get my hopes up
>>533848489Why did you post the edit? Here's the original
Get boots on the ground you cucked fucks
>>533849688Even my "muh you can't hate all of them" friends are against global kikeniggery now, thanks Mr. Trump
>>533849059its my temu package
>>533848706open like a MFIT'S ALL OVER
>>533849661democrats aren’t stopping shit. it’s performative voting so they can claim they did something to fight the red team.if it was actually a close vote, suddenly a few dems would flip and vote for war.They’re all pro-israel, the voting is just a charade.
>The New York Post's reporter in Islamabad being told to "come home" by TrumpHappening kicking off tonight?
>>533849732
>>533849588Shabbat ended like an hour ago
>>533848489You realise Pakistan and North Korea have nuclear weapons and are just a fucked up as Iran
>>533849776I maintain that as the war drags on and the strait remains closed impacting the global economy you will see Republicans defect
>>533849739the rules you are referencing just don't matter dudenobody is going to enforce them
>>533849603Ah yes, the leftist Jews will save us.
>>533849068kek
>>533849688You should because you're going to have to live in an economy facing a lost decade because of King Migger's stagflationary policies, unless you have some ejection seat like a foreign passport.
>>533849732Happening is over guys, more TACOs
Lindsey
>>533848630
What is the point of a ceasefire if you don't cease fire?
>>533849814Internet friends don't count, sorry.
>trump exposed nato for the paper tiger they are>Gonna punish globohomo by taking down Iran>Has already taken control of the strait>Forced Iranian soldiers to back away from American troops>Saved a pilot miraculously. >Now the world knows to take America seriously. Simply Amazin'
>>533849820It's a nuke, say thanks to my azerbabros
>>533849888>I maintain that as the war drags on and the strait remains closed impacting the global economy you will see Republicans defectOne would hope, but never underestimate the ability of the Republican party to have the most delusionally hawkish foreign policy since the Kaiser in 1914
>>533849688we hate him because he is doing it for the wrong reasons
>>533849749
>>533849660china hasn't been in a shooting conflict in nearly 50 years. full military careers have came and went. ultimately they have no experience in war let alone experience in long-range logistical support. that's why it's funny to think about them taking taiwan
>>533849845No, this is Trump pathetically trying to save face after his delegation was ignored by Iran during his visit in Pakistan
>>533849914It's been 30 years since native born Americans saw a growth environment retard.
>>533849990>taiwan>long rangecompared to what
>>533849990And the US appears to have learned the wrong lessons since 1991, and the apex of American military science was its peacetime military of the 80s after the post-Vietnam RMA reforms of the 70s.
>>533849990China has no need to use military force to take Taiwan they merely need to look better than the U.S.
>>533849845Something is happening today War amd NUCLEAR HAPPENINGS are on the table again or The biggest TACO in the history and this thread dies in the next hours, digits decide our fate
>>533849845trump seriously messaged a NYT reporter "come home!!!"? lmao
>>533850046the anon i was responding to mentioned chinese troops in iran (probably as a joke).
>>533849933it is always israel
>>533849933They are just asking for powerplant and bridge day.
>>533850089New York Post
>>533850139strait status, migger
>>533850174it's still fucking weird
>>533849933>representatives of the United States or of Israelthere's no difference, it's the same thingIsrael is the boss
>>533848914Trick question, a safe Israel means eternal Democrat victories and turning the country into super Virginia.
>>533850212Is he going to bomb Pakistan now?
>>533849888Checked, but I hate to have to tell you this, but you're delusional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d8Ae0ZgtsgFIRE THE MISSILE ALREADY FUCKING PERSIAN FUCKS
>>533850255It happened with Nixon
>>533849919good lord what collective delusion is this? we need a new disease diagnosis for this amount of utter disengagement with reality>533849948>punish globohomo by taking down Iranlmao
Schlomo was sick today so the shill responsible for Facebook had to take over. ---Anyway, Aragchi was in Oman or what?>pic
>>533850008Yeah, the American people keep electing Republicans to crash the economy and run up the debt.
>>533849888maybe a few tokens here and therebut jews will not let congress throw a monkeywrench into this war effort
>>533849933Based embassy chads, but it's israel jsyk
>>533850304Congress wasn't a bunch of geriatric zionists at the time.
>>533850184>strait status, miggerBlockaded by the US Navy.
PLEASE TRUMP DO THE FUNNY AND RESTART THE FUCKING WAR!!!
>>533850314I called it >>533849110
America is an unserious country. If they were serious they'd use this one in a lifetime chance to break the bipartisan system and get a true America First party into power. Naturally the "winner takes it all" system doesn't help break away from bipartisanship but if there's a chance it's now.The other problem is the lack of suitable candidates.
>>533849985lmfao, saved, ty
>>533850314after this he's going to moscow right? that's an interesting meeting
>U.S. installations and equipment in Gulf countries were repeatedly attacked, including by an Iranian F-5 fighter that penetrated American air defenses.>an Iranian F-5 fighter that penetrated American air defensesGhost of Tehran???????
>>533849933Savage
>>533849948>exposed nato for the paper tiger they areNo >Let the kikes use and abuse the globalist apparatus the glowies set up since WWII because they never accepted him as one of them YesI'm not against him doing it but it is a massive fuckup for the US
>>533850389Iran isn’t making these claims, the USA news is.
>>533850139Can't hear you over that kike cock in your mouth
>>533850366yes, so there was never even a 1% chance of further negotiationskike media was just spinning lies as usual
>>533850384Yeah, not a great fan of Putin's Russia but I hope it's a good meeting for Iran's sake.
>>533850412>NoYeah, even the most successful air campaign in history, the one over Yugoslavia still look about 80 days. Airpower just sucks at forcing political outcomes on its own, always has, and always will.Planefags will seethe about this but it's true.
>>533850314Guess nothings happening for a while if hes doing a tour.
christ
>>533850365I fucking hate Jennifer Lawrence's stupid punchable face.Dysgenic mutt.
Those boomer MIGA memes reminds me libshit boomer memes posted during Cucvid and election campaign.They are two sides of the same coin.
IRAN BEGS FOR A DEAL AGAINBETTER BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH -TRUMPIran is so cucked
where is moroccan guywhere is dominiggerwar is dead so is the general :(
>>533850314Ukraine, Hungary, and now Iran have basically destroyed the idea that Vance is somehow a good negotiator or a realist.
all we have is migger boomers we don't even have kikes anymore that's how dead the general is
>>533850365We have 3 carriers in theater, so I think it's inevitable we start shooting again.
>>533850552HODL THE BLOCKADE/\\/ diamond hands
>>533850520yes, airpower is supposed to support ground troopstrying to use only airpower is a sign of cowardice, decadence, hubris, etc.
>>533850052how so? america reserves the full capability to continue its military operation and even to begin accepting operations likely to result in human losses at any time. and it has this capability after reducing iran to a navy of fast attack boats in a 60 mile wide strait and some dirt-buried ballistic missile launchers. in all previous wars this scale of conflict would've committed "boots on the ground" and yearslong fighting, but it wasn't even six weeks of fighting and no boots on the ground to get here. and currently the fight is all rhetoric about whether iran can enforce tolls in international waters and can dig up its partially refined nuclear material. i can only conclude you saying "no lessons learned" is because you have severe cognitive challenges.
>>533849845Why do random reporters have Trump in their contacts?
>>533850389Samael al-Heidi.Leading the good fight against the state-enforced homosexuality that America seeks to impose.
>>533850552This fucking place is a sick joke
>>533850314Based
He's negotiating with himself again...>Breaking | Axios on Trump: It's striking that as soon as the trip was canceled, within 10 minutes we received a new paper that was much better.>https://x.com/AJABreaking/status/2048110795909738612
>>533850581Don't care about her ngl.>>533850649My dearest american, whatever your opinion on us jews might be. I'm so happy for you guys that you guys have your own oil fields and can produce domestically all your needs. You guys are actually the coolest country on the fucking planet. And I hope you find a cute gf!
>all the le nato talkyou guys forget the whole point of nato was to outsource european defence to disarm europealso give the US a near monopoly on military hardware (this is why any talk about nato budget is retarded when that money go back to the US) and bases for projection
>>533850411Activate the mosaic shitposting doctrine All embussies are go
>>533850520>implying
>>533850736>Axios
>>533850736here comes another week of the markets expecting peace any second now
>>533850616>
>>533850384>after this he's going to moscow right? that's an interesting meetingIt's pretty obvious now why he's going there. Probably thank him for the 5000 Igla-S MANPADS they have just imported
Araghchi is probably checking to see if he can get a deal with any of the Gulf countries hit in the Oman visit.
>>533850755>Don't care about her ngl.Then why are you posting her stupid mug ITT?
>>533850763Americans don't understand the concept of stealing a guy's fishing rod and then forcing him to buy your fish before calling him an asshole because you have to go fish for all these extra people now
>>533850864I think it's more telling he's not going to Beijing, one hope for Iran opening the strait is because of Chinese pressure
>>533850689I've heard he will take calls from any random journalistDon't know how accurate it is but would explain
>>533850066china is in daily rotations of military blockading and exercising around taiwan. you listen to the /pol/ memes way too much. they are preparing for an invasion of taiwan.
>>533850885>Jennifer LawrenceBecause i'm stupid and thought you said Jennifer Anniston. lmao
>>533850604Some people have lives outside of /pig/, I know it's hard to imagine
>>533850885better question is why you are wasting posts talking about some hoe
thats it... im going to RAPE the next p[ersian i see
>>533850683>how so?NATO forces operated under an assumption that PGMs are a silver bullet, and basically forgot how even with the ability to actually hit targets they lacked in Germany, Korea, and Vietnam airpower is very bad at actually breaking enemy political will or strategic capacity.> it has this capability after reducing iran to a navy of fast attack boats in a 60 mile wide straitAnd having war plans to stop those fast attack boats from shutting down the strait was one of the Navy's very few jobs after the Cold War. Thus far, it has been incapable of this> in all previous wars this scale of conflict would've committed "boots on the ground" and yearslong fighting,Because the enemy could not match the US in throw weight, especially precision. Now, to support any beachhead or airhead, those resupply and staging operations can be attacked by a similar order of magnitude of precision strikes as the US can throw out.
>>533850878I think it has more to do with charging tolls to use the Strait of Hormuz, Iran already offered to split the tolls with Oman and the traditional shipping lanes are in Omani waters
>>533850924china has already made their position clear:do not interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake
>>533850954Stupidity levels that shouldn't be possible being hit right now, skyrocketing like a ballistic missile or the oil prices before the TACO is harvested from the supplier
>>533847921>>533847921>https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4Because the markets are already closed, and this way he can juice the reaction when the markets open Monday morning and he reversos so one of his cabal can make a killing placing a bet 15 minutes beforehand.Wait no that's not wildly speculative at all that's just what happens every weekend now.
>>533850998Because this general is a no-JLaw zone. There's enough of her polluting movies.Even Brie Larson is less grating.
>>533850783
>>533851062I can't wait for the Donnie Vs Xi meeting, Winnie is going to act smug the whole time
>>533851062go back to r3ddit faggot midwit
>>533851062what happened was that after ww2 russia gave china a fuck ton of free land that had tons of oil on it so now the chinese think white people will just bend over backwards and give the best land possible. the problem is that japan is way too right wing to ever let go of imperial ambition... which involves simply genociding the chinese and america will empower japan
>>533851131yes on monday he will lie and say iran has agreed to a peace deal and then later on he will say oh no they reneged and blah blah blah. it's getting tiresome. we need the real world shortages and suffering to start
>>533847921He litteraly said it was too much work and hes a notable lazy fuck lol
>>533848013What if you just love fried eggs - has no one ever considered this?
>>533850520>Yeah, even the most successful air campaign in history, the one over YugoslaviaSorry, we didn't know it was stealth))
Only a few days now until the second month of the nothing ever happens war and Pointless Iran General threads
>>533851244east asia is already in pretty dire straights
>>533850981NIUGGER you wont believe how many parties I went to over the course of the warThis general and this wr is dead :(
Someone posted the paywalled NBC article on l*ddit:https://archive.md/zHIWI
>>533848489For 47 years they've been 2 weeks away from nuking us. I'd feel safer if they actually had it and were on the UN Security Council
https://youtu.be/t0hM4KU9QeA?si=9oTv3AFML1xxLVwN
>>533850924It's a regional tour, China is a bit far
>>533848750But Israel is still there
>>533849732He doent even care if nobody believes his blatant lies This is the head of state of the US btw, a liar. Country without shame or honour to maintain
>>533851598get back to the communal work camp, nigger
>Romy Abergel, 24, was apprehended for her involvement in a company that claimed to be a make-up and nail salon but instead produced and distributed pornographic content on OnlyFans.
3/21: “Iran has 48 hours to make a deal!”3/23: “Iran has 5 days to make a deal!”3/26: “Iran has 10 days to make a deal!”4/7: “Iran has 2 weeks to make a deal!”4/21: “Iran has until Sunday to make a deal!”4/25: “…uh they’ll call us at some point”
>>533851391I disagree, but even still, the rest of /pol/ is a complete cesspool filled with bots and obvious shills. At least here it's comfy.
>>533847921Power move from trump on JD because he has managed to wriggle away from him for a few weeks (first hungary then off to Pakistan) so he needs to reinforce the hierarchy
>>533851762>Israeli tourist arrested for fake beauty business linked to OnlyFans An Israeli tourist has been arrested following a raid on a large-scale nominee network in Krabi, Thailand.Krabi Provincial Police coordinated with multiple agencies to target an accounting firm accused of illegally registering companies for foreign nationals.The investigation revealed that the firm used Thai individuals as nominee shareholders to conceal business operations across Krabi, Phuket, and Surat Thani.>lol forgot to add actual "news" part>i'm actually looking for Israeli tourists being obnoxious
>>533850315Shut the fuck up faggot elections are irrelevant the monetary system hasn't been up for review in 113 years and that, not any political office, determines the state of the economy. You should fucking shoot yourself.
>>533851827I dont disagreetheres just not anything happeing anymore
>>533851598They've all been liars (politicians/presidents) but he is just so blatant with it, so tactless, so crude.
>>533851391Meanwhile Erdogan continues to transport cheap Baku oil to his business partner Netanyahu.
>>533851832Funny way to say from Peter Thiel on JDhttps://x.com/AlfredAlfer77/status/2041937036475584915
>>533851027PGMs are great for taking out military capability. IRGC wanted military capability for leverage in negotiations about its nuclear program. america demonstrated IRGC doesn't have that leverage by overflying iran and bombing everything. and america is continuing to demonstrate IRGC's lack of leverage with a blockade. if IRGC can't calculate that it has lost, then the financial equivalent of starvation will do that calculation for them."incapable", you say, when you clearly recognize america has chosen to not put its ships in harms way. let alone engage with its nuclear arsenal. america can blow up the whole world in ritual suicide, like russia and china and others. don't talk about "incapable" when it comes to destructive action...and your last block is too retarded and delusional to even respond to. after reading it i regret writing this post instead of just calling you a retard.
>>533851397> An F5 bombed muttniggers to the stone age LOL LMAO KEK MUTTS!!! WHAT'S BENJAMIN GONNA DO? KEK
>>533851391cry morethere's plenty happeningsorry things aren't going boom boom boom for you low attention spanners
>>533851762>Romy Abergelthat's a man
>>533851889Be the change you want to see
>>533851758Go to the communal (((protestant))) church to suck some jewish cvm, subhuman
>>533851938>america demonstrated IRGC doesn't have that leverage by overflying iran and bombing everythingI know you don't actually believe this, but just for kicks: if that were true then they never would have stopped, there would be no ceasefire, no """negotiations""" and you would have won by now.
Are the Pakistan negotiations cancelled? I don't know who's telling the truth anymore.
>>533851442>For 47 years they've been 2 weeks away from nuking us.This just shows how effective the free world was in preventing Iran from getting there. Without the interventions we would all have died in a nuclear holocaust already.
>>533851938If iran has lost, how come it's the US begging them for a deal, even to the point of making shit up about imaginary talks, while Iran gives them the cold shoulder?
>An Egyptian motorbike taxi driver pulled over and refused to continue the ride once he realized his passenger was an Israeli touristKEK
Realistically speaking, if the ceasefire just continues for another 5 months will the burgers have moved enough troops to the middle east to start something serious?
>>533852305US cannot survive 5 months of strait closure
>>533852188Any talk of America not Winning is FAKE NEWS! America Won, Bigly! BY A LOT!
>>533851938>PGMs are great for taking out military capability.They really aren't *that* good. Bunkers aren't hard for a modern state to repair, and hunting TELs is extremely slow and tedious.Unlike the iron bombs of WW2 or Vietnam, PGMs do actually hit their targets most of the time. But hitting a real target and actually disabling is really hard - as we saw when hundreds of tanks the NATO air forces swore was destroyed fired up their engines and drove back across the Serbian border in the 90s.>then the financial equivalent of starvation will do that calculation for them.They've been under North Korean levels of sanctions for decades. It won't do shit.>has chosen to not put its ships in harms wayThus ceding control to one of the most important naval chokepoints to Tehran. Opening the strait should be the USN's number one priority, and after almost two months, they have nothing.>and your last block is too retarded and delusional to even respond to. after reading it i regret writing this post instead of just calling you a retard.Base status? The only retarded person is you. Throwing out ~100 fire missions daily with cruise missiles and ballistics that mostly hit their targets was empirically in the same order of magnitude as America's 3-600.
>>533852281kek
>>533852396biggest goy slave for israelworst nations influence in world historydumbest elected leader of a major "democracy"
>>533852305No. Both Iraq wars were fought with a significantly larger force that was able to mass and stage for months.
>>533852305That is happening now, mutts are deploying more and more goyim meat in ME, orange nigger is evil but not totally dumb. Iranians have to do something if they want to survive
>>533850736Axios isn’t news, it’s just Jewish fan fiction.
>>533852460what amassing goyim meat are you referring to
>>533847802Trump dodnt have controll of anything. Not his bowels or any situation.
>>533852141america stopped after trump said stop. it is no more complicated than that. trump could've said land invasion, full navy committal, etc. because it is his decision. you can judge that decision all day but you can't call it a reflex of what the military can or can't accomplish.
>>533852375of course we can, everyone else? lol
>Cambodian shop refuses to serve Israeli touristNO JEWS ALLOWEDhttps://xcancel.com/Malcolm_Pal9/status/2047363898442215846
>>533852451>Approximately 150,000 to 170,000 US troops, along with 45,000 British and smaller contingents from Australia and other nations, were deployed for the initial Invasion of Iraq on March 20, 2003. This initial force was staged largely in Kuwait. Only 30,000 - 45,000 troops crossed Basrah towards Baghdad in the first waves of the invasion, orange nigged would need 5 times that number to do something similar in Iran and the logistic would be a nightmare but he's a retarded lunatic so i expect that
>>533849033Cool it with the antisemitism
>>533852605>of course we canPlease enlighten the thread on what happens to the US economy if diesel is $9/gallon or higher for any amount of time
>>533852188nice headcanon. the situation is whatever you want it to be if you just live in your own head. trump literally sucked araghchi's dick while crying. add that one to your headcanon too.
>>533852616LMAO
>>533852716the strait has been shut down for two months now, surely it'll hit a gorllion dollars soon
>>533852751Is the offer in the room with you right now Mr trump?
>>533848394Migger delusional bullshit. China has 3 months reserves they bought last year SPECIFICALLY to prevent this. You goddamn retard
>>533852513https://breakingdefense.com/2026/04/three-carriers-operate-in-middle-east-for-first-time-since-2003-centcom/And rumours of a fourth carrier in they way, niggeryahu wants revenge
https://xcancel.com/leinpop/status/2046943916633755863The worst tourists...
>>533852768You want to see an actual headcanon? Read >>533852751
>>533852815Paper prices will catch up with reality and it will be increasingly more painful the longer that is prevented from happening>>533852751Sure they did, yes, that makes complete sense and definitely isn’t retarded coping
>>533852852Just once I wish a reporter would ask him something like thatIt's insane how gently the media is treating the orange nigger compared to his first term
>>533852616Jeffsisters... not like this...
>>533852935>will catch upok keep me posted
>>533852815The US has been releasing the strategic petroleum reserve. It won't last forever.
>>533852956>>533852616Epstein glazers lost
>>533852751Someone has to tell Kash Patel to stop pretending to be Iran on the phone.
>>533852875>migger copeYes because I'm telling you specifically what Trump wants. We do have the means to cut China off completely. They have one very important water trade route though Indonesia that we could block up forcefully. That would be like declaring war though. It would be effective but it would also be a massive escalation. What Trump is doing now will not affect China at all. But if his goal is to do so he has to escalate.
>>533853005That's in thousands of barrels (405 million barrels as of April 17).The US uses about 20 million per day total from all sources.
>>533852751LETS FUCKING GOOOOAMERICA WINS AGAIN BABY
>>533853005>>533853098It will last 20 years at the very least you fucking treasonous piece of shit
>>533853098japan started releasing
>>533853059The news isn’t going to tell you this but direct war with China requires resources like tungsten and rare earth metals that we don’t have, so we buy it from elsewhere. Do you know who does have them and isn’t selling any to us?
>>533852050>>533852020>>533851919what do you guys want me to do, launch missiles? I would if I could
>>533848394no, as evidenced by Trump's complete inability to retreat or accept defeat on any position, he is literally just going to try to brute force his way through his original plans and hope for the best. that's how he's always operated, that's how he got elected again despite himself, and that's how he's going to behave through the remainder of his term and his life
>>533853219China won the war before it even began
>>533852401one collapsed bunker/tunnel/entrance requires a full excavation operation followed by planning and rebuilding. america claims more than ten thousand strikes. you are thinking way too small scale.america is blocking iran's entire naval trade, not just sanctioning specific companies. it's completely different but i can see why that's hard for you to wrap your head around.part of the problem in the strait is mineclearing, in a 60 mile wide span of shallows, mines are extremely dangerous and need to be cleared first before any civilian traffic can go through, no matter how much you shoot up IRGC defenses.i am still not responding to your retarded last point. your other points at least have some merit
Sapir LipkinReports in Lebanon: IDF attacks in the village of Hdat'a in the Bint Jbeil area, southern Lebanon
>>533853219And Trump is stupid enough to start a war with China despite not having those resources.
>>533853288This is fucking retarded. You faggots keep underestimating trump.Same faggots who said he “wouldn’t do shit”
there is not a single democrat lead anti war protestthe democrats are for this war
>>533852912i am equally dismissive of trump and iranian claims. i expect more clear-headedness from someone on /pol/.
its gonna be funny if argentina try an offensive on the falklands, just had a quick look at argentinas military capabilities and its not looking good brev
>>533853219Lies, the USA has significant reserves of rare earths.
>>533853387Amerimutts only protest when some nigger thug dies
>>533852947he's a dedicated kikeslave nowin his first term some foreign policy kikes were still suspicious of his loyalty and ownership
>>533852815two months is nothing on this scale you dumb migger retard
>>533853387they ran out of steam last year when USAID's budget got snookered.
>>533853435thats wrong, trump crushed the universities to prevent any organic anti israel protest from happeningin a sense the entire US was prepared by the jewish oligarchs to have this war with no way to fight backbill ackman is behind this war more than miriam adelsonbill maher (jewish nationalist) is behind this war more than tucker carlson
>>533850361>open the fuckin straight you crazy bastards >im winning because you STILL haven’t opened the strait I know you post only bait, but can’t you try harder?
>This is fucking retarded. You faggots keep underestimating trump.>Same faggots who said he “wouldn’t do shit”He did do shit. And crap. Literally and figuratively. A literal piece of shit would've been better, as it wouldn't try to enforce regime change in Iran and prevent them from having nukes, neither of which he achieved.>2026>being migger>not kysHow is it even possible?
>>533853365>underestimate trump>Ukraine war? Still going>no new wars? No, new wars!>inflation still rising>gas rising>constant market rugpulls to enrich his friends and family>tariffs failed and now taxpayers will pay to refund them to businessesI mean being Maga at this point has got to be the most severe case of mass Stockholm syndrome ever experienced. Utterly mindraped cattle
>>533853505not true, it is because the jewish oligarchs who control the american left and democrats are on boardthis war is the work of the world jewish congress
>>533853387correctboth parties are pro iran waralways have been
>>533853549miggers think the blockade opened the strait
EMERGENCY BAKE I DIDNT EVEN REMOVE EMBEDS xdd>>533853681>>533853681>>533853681bake bake bakidee bake>>533853681>>533853681>>533853681>>533853681
>>533853593What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you gonna come up with a response to my argument or just babble on about semantics, you fucking ESL?>>533853599So we’re just making shit up now? Because none of what you said is true. America is objectively entering a golden age.
>>533853776shut up migger
>>533853776So he didn't start a new war in Iran despite saying no new wars?Ok, it's ok, just rest your head.Utterly raped
5338537761. He shat his pants and did a crappy job.2. Doing nothing would've been better.3. Achieved neither regime change nor took their enriched uranium4. kys miggerIt wasn't semantics. He did do a lot of shit. Others said similar things so you're just acting retarded.
>>533853776>America is objectively entering a golden age.
>>533848794Not only that, but it will take YEARS for Venezuelan or even Guyanan oil to start being extracted. And time is the least the US can afford right now. Plus killing freedom of navigation and extorting your allies/enemies alike will fuck over the US in the mid/long term with renewables seeming more attractive every day now
