Quickly, move it out! There ain't one swinging dick chud in this board's gonna procreate until they can get this obstacle down to less than 10 fucking days!https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2047948248048902259
she's lying, he cant get it up.crazy gang out
>>533850852>her: brown eyesits over
>>533850852I had hoped that this fucker was sterile because any kid he has will be an absolute monster due to his influence
>>533850852What a faggot.Thought you guys said he was cool
>>533850852>not his baby
>>533850852get married and have children goy. stop asking questions just do it
>>533850852It will be black
>>533851031well exactly he is so excited for the nigglet
>>533850852>10 dayswho wants to tell him
>>533850852He was so saturated with semen after that last gay orgy it was seeping into everything around him.
>>533850852How the fuck is this political. Fuck you indian mods!!
>>533850852This is what he Fucking gets!
>>533850852Daily mail says he's infertile and they never lie.
>>533850852literally who? And how is this my problem?
>>533850852>cortisol maxxingyoooo can i get some of that Peter Thiel money?
>>533851151Hahaha>not to mention this guy sets off every gaydar redo flag in the book
>>533850852She is lying.
Get that baby on tren and reta pronto
>>533850962He can get it up but he's infertile.
>>533851234zoomers are so gayjust beat the shit out of the guy in the parking lot. while doing so, pull out your knife and cut him, not stab. bunch of slack jawed faggots.
>>533850852I have 7 sons. AMA
>>533851370Its all fake to keep attention
>>533851151He's from Florida they dont do sex ed there anymore.
>>533850983You're afraid he will tea h the kid how to hate women?
>>533851432>noo dont take my whore girlfriend! Ill ruin my life for her!!
Why the fuck has this retard been making up this story literally over 3 times now? I only know this because you faggots keep spamming it but this is a really sad thing that you need to prove he has sex so bad you have to lie about multiple pregnancy scares rather than just fucking saying it
>>533851031I was gonna say... I wonder if she's a jew. I also wonder if she phrased it like "I'm pregnant, AND it's yours!"
>>533850983He is. It’s not his kid. All that lookmaxxing bullshit and you still get cucked by some average dude. The thought must be so bitter to him that he will turn into a fucking grapefruit
>>533851033And despite all that cash flow, they're in a mountain of debt
>>533850852>DADMAXXINGBased I guess
>>533850852Shes not even really cute.Shes just blonde and white but her face is not pleasant
>>533851432THIS.there are prettyboys and there are violent, brutish men. women get dripping wet for the victor of any physical violence, it's biological.
>>533851432And, prey tell, how would you deal with his 3 nigger bodyguards in the parking lot, good sir?
>>533850852>Stacy get pumped and dumped>Fucks clavicular and tells him it's hisMany such cases
>>533850852imagine having a kid with a dude like this. his genetics are still shit.
>>533850852how is this difficult, is everyone ITT under 18? You have to be 18 to post here.>be whore>life preloaded with free bundle of beta orbiters>see rich famous chads, hypergamy activated>know chads see through you so you gotta up your game>you'll never ever actually provide value to anyone, so you become tricksy little hobbitses>pokemon choose your most braindead beta orbiter>tell him you love him, let him smash>make him impregnate you>immediately leave and hunt down chad>whoremaxx like your life depends on it>if chad hits it, you claim baby is his>come up with bullshit reason to eject beta out of your life (I need to find myself)>profit??>if chad doesn't hit>run to beta, cry rape and abuse from chad>sue for cash and prizes.This playbook is coded into the souls of cunts. They don't even need to plan it out, they do it automatically.
>>533850852absolute truth nuke. if she takes more than 10 days to get pregnant, she wants to absorb your resources over the next 3-5 years then leave. but what you need to watch out for is her agreeing to marry you, then murdering your baby while you spend all your resources on her because you think shes your wife
>>533851711Not that I'm supportive of the argument, but his bodyguards don't have guns or knives. They will not risk their lives to protect him
>>533850852imagine they livestream the brith and the baby comes out a half-human, half-nigglet orc.
>>533850852I fucking knew his infertility caused by drug abuse was a larp to get more attention.
>>533850852there's no way that bitch is pregnant with his baby. Dude takes a lot of drugs and is also way too fast to know. Nobody gets pregnant in days. He better do a paternity test when is boron.
>>533851234>>533851432Went last year to the pub and here are my findings:>3/10 girls acting like 7/10's>more men than women>bitches making out in front of you to rub it in your face that they have a boyfriend and are so desirable>literally taunting you to approach them while their mule is away grabbing drinks so he can come back and tell you to fuck off (didn't fall for this trick)There's more stuff but this covers the basics. Going out in 2026 is a fraud.
>>533851892right. what evidently no one knows about the New Testament narrative is that God allowed divorce for _fornication_, meaning she fucked someone else before marrying the guy, as in she pinned her baby on the guy like frank marshall davis jr got pinned on the kenyan exchange student barack obama. joseph though mary did that to him before God told him that Jesus was His son
>>533852030he is an actor and that is an acthe will have the nigglet to push that to zoomzooms
>>533850852Clav is crying because he knows it's impossible for that kid to be his.
>>533852030it is said that professional clout chaser whores can fraudulently arrange a false positive paternity test. so not even that is 100%. testing it at multiple different labs is the way to go.
>>533852030Its all fake, the missed period would be 14 days after ovulation
why he kisses her tit like that kek
>>533850852>PREGNANCY WITH A GIRL!HES DADMAXXING !HES BEEN BABYRAPED 125% OF HIS INCOME IS SPOKEN FOR DURING THE NEXT 18YRS !Its never been more over Clavchuds, the entire decision matrix is out of his control at this point. HES CONTROL DEFICIENT ! Dadmaxxing with severely impact his socialmaxxing activities and being a public figure will erase any ability to avoid paying child support. ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER !
>>533851892Anon, didn't your mom teach you this? There are two types of women in the world.>Loose women.>Respectable women.I'm sorry you've had the misfortune of only having met loose women. I hope you find a good one someday (and you're not too jaded to realize who she is).
>>533851892Fixed:>pokemon choose a random chad>make him impregnate you>immediately leave and go to beta orbiter>tell him you love him, let him smash>He does, you claim baby is his>Secretly tell Chad the baby is actually his, Chad doesn't give a shit and instead informs the beta>beta confronts you, you cry rape and abuse from chad>beta gets outraged because he #BelievesAllWomen>They sue Chad for cash and prizes.>Beta raises child because he's not the step dad, he's the dad who stepped up
>>533852324overmaxxing is the new meta ong tbqhrthdbfcsdfhr
>>533850852Who is the lucky father?
>>533852358>>Respectable women.respectable women can only exist if divorce doesnt exist
>>533851546Any proof of this or just tranny schizoism?
>>533850852Your gay little e-celeb worship post is off-topic.
>>533852494and if wife beatings are not only decriminalized but also encouraged and celebrated
>>533851175
>>533850852imagine these leg as they're plabing her
LMAO DICK LESS ALREADY A FATHER YOU NOTHING BITCH ASSSTART WEARING PANTIES CUZ YOU AIN'T A FUCKING MAN
>>533852603>Somehow reproduces before he blows his own nuts off with an unholstered Glock in his wastebandIdiocracy par excellence
>>533850852when chick is into you she will orbit you with 0 shame
>>533850852I've been offline a few months, busy working. Can someone please give me a quick rundown why this closeted-fagg-looking guy is famous? He's everywhere
>>533850852I doubt it’s his, this guy is on the fast track to the 27 club.
>>533851234this has to be some gay little skit he put together.
>>533850852But he is infertile. I don't know if he is willing to raise someone's kid. What a cuck.
>>533852392>the baby
>>533851175Plausible. It would be funny if it turns out to be Peter Thiel's kid.
>>533850962He can by injecting drugs into his dick but he's probably infertile, the kid will come out brown for sure
>>533850852they’re bullshitting for clipfarming
>>533852966Astroturfed by Peter Thiel.Please help keep the board clean by reporting this thread as off-topic.
>>533852392
>i share a board with "people" who believe andrew tate and clavicular lies on tiktokgrim
>>533853258This "basedjak" over here has a pretty wife and family, imagine seething at this guy.
>>533853295I share a board that believe what they see/hear from the portable idiot box in their pocket that is specifically designed to fuck with you.
>>533850852>he thinks it's his child Who's gonna tell him
>>533852509All lookmaxxers are trannies by definition
>>533850852>the psyop does something to further the divide between the peoplesAmazing, groundbreaking, shocking.Never would've expected that.
>>533850852Didn't this freak say that he's infertile?Why the fuck is anyone even posting about him?I feel disgusted and ashamed of myself for even knowing who this retard is because of sheer amount of shilling he gets
>>533853295unfortunately I think the internet / 4chan is showing its limit with the era of ecelebs. between the morons and the actual active shilling (like the two you mentionned), it's degraded the quality of posters and therefore of threads everywhere
>>533850852This is obvious acting, how does anyone even follow this garbage?
>>533853258It's not them, but man if physiognomy isn't real. Before I met my wife, I used to cuckold a couple that looked JUST like that. I mean... shorter, slim, balding guy, worked as a DA for Snohomish County in WA state (This was back when I was in the military - stationed in WA State).I swear to GOD the couple looked VERY similar. The guy had a cock that looked like a pink easter egg. Uncut, pink, hairy, and about the length of my thumb. And she had a pretty little pussy that could have taken my entire arm up to the elbow (I am 6'2, 200lbs). I'll never forget little Esther and her cheerful little cuck husband Eliott. They graduated from me to a giant nigger last I heard. I'm a 16oz can in size. I can only image the nigger is far larger. I moved out of Oregon in 2019.Anyways... /endstory.
>>533853258I just noticed he has a thinner frame than her
>>533853159Who isn't on Alprostadil in 2026?
>>533851496It's about respect, faggot.Taking someones bitch away is disrespecting a fellow man and in any normal society you'll get your face rearanged with fists and knife for cheap.
>>533851950So now in this hypothetical we are up to shooting 4 people over our worthless whore of a girlfriend. Oof. Turn back.
>>533853832In such a scenario your whore girlfriend clearly doesn't respect you, so why go through the motions on your behalf? It makes you look even less deserving of respect.
why is this subhuman being propped up by glowfaggots and kikes though??
>>533850852He's an incelit's not his Odds are 9 to 11 it's A NIGGER BABY
>>533850852and here is a pic of the real father
>>533850852Damn that actually sucks for him because that skank is not going to be some family building wife kek. She going to go after child support real quick. This kid really needs to slow his roll. He essentially has life on easy mode as a streamer and pretty much creates his own problems.
>>533853258Thank you, anon. I almost save the other one to my reddit folder. Only truth in my insults, no fakes allowed.
>>533850852DNA TEST
>>533851234>please don’t steal my girl bro Jesus Christ what a fucking weird generation of men
>>533850852C.U.C.K
>>533851431he just has to take HCG and he's fertile again. he has probably already done proper post cycle therapy
>>533850852Mentally ill drug addict without a job having a child out of wedlock at 20. This is supposedly an influential thought leader of the modern right wing...
>>533850976she has bright eyes
>>533852392What’s to stop someone from just sending a whore out to get knocked up by random dudes and suing for child support? You could essentially make tons of money just pimping some chick out to guys who have money and the use the courts to rob them. Since child support is based around income amount you could theoretically steal millions from. Only downside is the money goes to the woman so she’d probably just fuck you over and take the money for herself. Fucked up system though.
>>533853835In the state of the Florida you can defend yourself over fighting words, getting cucked then having three body guards sicced on you would certainly be grounds to pull out a pistol, not that whores worth it but you did just get humiliated in front of 300,000+ Twitter faggots who will surely share the clip and compound your level of humiliation
>>533853909You're such a disgusting cuck faggot lmao. Its about not being walked over by some pretty boy faggot and his nigger guards. The whore is irrelevant.
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