If you, as a director, had complete freedom to make a film about the Holocaust, what would it be like?
>>533853094slap stick looney toon humor
Gross out style humour, definitely.
>>533853188i would have loved seeing the three stooges in a concentration camp
>>533853094Like one of those zany '80's summer camp movies and then at the end of the movie the camera pans back out and you see the Auschwitz sign.
>>533853094Seth Rogan weedbro movie where he becomes best friends with Hitler
>>533853094Musical comedy going through the wildest claims.
A rom com about Irma Grese and Josef Mengele finding love
>>533853094i love the girl in the middle. hot
>>533853094a forbidden love story between a sadistic jew torturer and killer Irma Grese and a little jew boy who she keeps around as a sex slave
I'd want it to be very realistic because of the serious subject matter, so all sexual content scenes would be unstimulated. Basically it would take place in a hotel room overlooking Aschwitz, and it would star me and Sydney Sweeney
>>533853094Live broadcast news report
>>533853094A movie about a banker/jewelry jew that gets camped and ask himself the question; why and how did my peoples end up here? Why do they persecute us so?Anal Cunt over the credits and Fin
>>533853747fuck my arthouse shit idea, make this happen
>>5338530942 seconds of nazi clips and then 2 hours and 30 minutes of trump fellating jews in a bukkake.
>>533853344in all seriousnessif there were orchestras in the campsthere probably were jews doing comedy too
animated pixar film about a talking lampshade and bar of soap
>>533853094A Western style film set on the plains of Eastern Poland. A gang of Poles and a gang of Jews are competing to find a rumored stash of gold, said to be hidden by the Polish government before they left in exile during the fall of Poland.The gangs must fight each other while being hunted by both Soviet and German special Agents looking to secure the gold for their own side and prevent any partisan activity against their supply lines.The battle of wounded knee and Little Bighorn take place but its German Panzers surrounding a Soviet supply depot and Soviet rifle divisions annihilating an encircled German motorized recon unit.The thunder is played by artilleryIn the end both gangs find the gold and realize their only hope of getting it out before the Soviets and Germans arrive, each gang having lead one of them there, is to leave their ammo and weapons behind and take the money.They are captured by their respective enemies and placed into camps and gulags, the gold confiscated.The messaging, never lay down your arms not even for gold.>>533853747Based
>>533853188>>533853344https://youtu.be/NinjmgDbUwk
>>533853094>2 womens voices can be heard as footsteps approach in complete darkness>a man breathes heavily>a slight shuffling of his feet>a slam can be heard followed by a mechanical latch operating>the first glimpse of light>through a hole in the ground a woman can be seen unbuttoning her pants>she pulls them down and squatsHer vagina inches from the camera>a golden stream of urine flows as the title of the movie fades in>The Holocaust: From The Trenches>Starring Bette Midler>Barbara Streissand>And Sarah Silverman
>>533853094I would depict the camps as they were factually, and then the witness testimony in stark contrast, wanking machines, eagle cages etc.
>>533854151Aww I missed one. Darn
>>533853094A slapstick buddy comedy starring Adam Sandler where he and his friends try to convince the Nazi officers to add a diving board to the Auschwitz swimming pool. The Nazis are mean and keep trying to tell them this is labor camp, not a summer camp. It ends with them becoming bars of soap.
>>533853094I am not the director, I do not like the movie, but /pol/ likes the script.
>>533854273hahaha
>>533853094It would be a slice of life about german-kun rightfully bullying gypsies and Jews would not be featured at all.
>>533853094In medias res opening smash cut to a jew breaking the fourth wall and screaming "Niggers tongue my anus" into the cameraFinCredit roll
>>533853094The #1 victims of the Nazis were:by sex = menby race = whitesby ethnicity = slavby religion = christianby citizenship = sovietby language = russianby country total = russiaby ideology = communismby country percentage = belarus
>>533853094Make jews good guys to the point of fucking satire and portray their slaughter as gruesome as possible.
>>533854662You're excluding Germans, sure
>>533853668Female juices
>>533853094I would focus on the horrors of the holocoaster, the bear and eagle thing, and the masturbation machines and nazi dominatrices that raped Jewish men to death. Horrors that the world must never forget.
>>533854897skinny squirter
>>533853094I would just play eyes wide shut.
>>533853094I would show how Jews poisoned Germany, the horrific Weimar period and the rise of Hitler, the beauty of the regime, ending the story with "you know the rest."
>>533854902Never forget the sauna of Birkenau, aka "The Sauna of DEATH"
>>533853094Benny Hill hallway chase but its jews running between doors and its ovens instead of rooms
>>533853094Jacoy Oteburg is always trying to break out of the internment camp after pimping German children out for decades. His efforts to escape are constantly thwarted by Adolf 'Roady' Runnenoff, the only guard at the camp. While his fellow inmates are content to enjoy the free concerts, pools, brothels and theatres, Oteburg just can't help constantly trying to dupe Sergeant Runnenoff but he always fails >Oteburg has a plot to carve a hole in the wall with Runnenoff on the other side. Oteburg sticks a shotgun in the hole all in order to shoot Runnenoff but Runnenoff sees the barrel and carves another hole in the wall then bends the barrel to face Oteburg again.>Oteburg pulls the trigger and gets blasted>That rascally Roady Runnenoff!
>>533853094Exactly as described in those firsthand accounts. The anus pumps, the rubber shotgun, the jew freezer. Nobody will believe it and it will go down in history as the most antisemitic movie ever made.
>>533853094I'd make a Benny Hill episode
>>533853094skinny flatperfect girls make the sun rise in the morning.fat girls go away you're fat.
>>533853907So ... you're a very gross homo...
>>533853094It would be all Asian girls in the camps But the camp wouldn’t be to harm them it would be to protect them from evil
>>533853094I would find it difficult to make an entire movie about a fictional event.
