>Get the cream sauce. >Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. >Go somewhere you’ve never been. >Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. >Order the steak rare. >Eat an oyster. >Have a negroni. >Have two. >Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. >Eat slowly. >Tip your server. >Check in on your friends. >Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>533859121>then kys
>>533859121>kill yourself over some thott cheating on you
That's pretty good advice.Thanks OP.
>>533859121>Distract yourself enough and you can put off killing yourself just a little longer.
>>533859326Why haven't you done it yet?
>>533859121>Ate*it’s called past tense
GARÇON ! CAN I HAVE TWO NEGRONIS WITH CREAM SAUCE
>>533859173His gf is a chomo and he killed himself before the story went out
>OP memeflag 1 pbtid
>>533859121I gave his wife the cream sauce
>>533859121So why did this retard kill himself if all of that makes you so happy and fulfilled?
>>533859121>Eat at a local restaurant tonightThey have some homosexual, in the restaurant doing the gay agenda; that might be something mentally. I simply get up and walk out.
>>533859373I still have some distractions left.
>Post on a local board tonight. Use a VPN. Make a multi-paragraph schizopost in a mostly dead general. Go to a board you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Call him a nigger. Post a frog. Make a shitpost. Make two. Be open to a website where you've seen the exact same bait being posted a dozen times, but respond to it anyway. Crosspost"accidentally". Don't tip the janny. Bring up tranvestites completely unprompted on an unrelated thread. Get your entire country rangebanned. Enjoy the ride.
>>533859121Care for a rabbit hole?
>>533859121What's with all the food-related stuff? I don't think about food much outside of needing it to survive.
>>533859121>Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty barWtf does this even mean? I dont go to bars, especially where I live now (Seattle), because it literally $12 for even a shitty macro like bud light at a lot of the local pubs and bars. In Baltimore they used to have $1 macro nights in the 2010. Its proba ly more now, but not $12. Is the idea that the bar is empty at 4 so its more intimate and personal or something? >order the cream sauce>order the steak rareI dont get these things eitherI actually rhink Bourdain was relatively likeable by Jewish standards and I understand the value of trying new things and meeting new people, at least in moderation, but Im not tracking some of these suggestions. Its like>order the caeser salad>try the fish cand chips>put mustard and kethcup on the burger Okay, but y tho?
>>533859619>Look at me skanking it up with the lowly plebs!>Praise me for my magnificent virtue!
>>533859121>Get the beef jerky.>Have sex at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty private jet.>Go somewhere laws and morality don't apply.>Listen to someone you think may have something you can use to blackmail them with later.>Buy the private island.>Eat a child.>Have an underage girl.>Have two.>Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have an orgy with them anyways.>Party hard.>Tip off your Mossad handler.>Check in on your friends.>Check in on yourself.Enjoy the ride.
>>533859121is that epstein?
>>533859741Translation, good sir?
>>533859373>>533859604If you want to kill yourself, why don’t you want to kill yourself?Now’s your chance!I, who greatly love both death and life,Would kill myself too, if I dared kill myself…If you dare, then be daring!What good to you is the changing picture of outer imagesWe call the world?What good is this cinema of hours played outBy actors with stock roles and gestures,This colorful circus of our never-ending drive to keep going?What good is your inner world which you don’t know?Kill yourself, and maybe you’ll finally know it…End it all, and maybe you’ll begin…
>>533859955KEK
where can you order one oyster? what a fucking asshole.
>>533860074Symbolism will be their downfall.
>>533859901Stop being autistic. He is basically saying people should try to experience life and live in the moment.>Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty barJust to have the experience for its own sake. Chill, relax, enjoy the ambiance, shoot the shit with the bartender, savor the flavor of your cold Miller High Life or PBR without overthinking things.>order the cream sauceCream sauce is a heavy, rich sauce that's mostly cream and butter. The kind of thing that a lot of people might avoid or feel guilty about eating since it isn't particularly "healthy" or "good for you." But you should go ahead and order it and enjoy life because it's delicious.>order the steak rareSame idea. A lot of people are hesitant about eating rare meat, but you should just enjoy it instead of being uptight and neurotic about everything.
>>533860212What does the sign say though
>>533859901Remember he's from a time when telling you to do these things was just yuppy speak and not "I don't have time or money for any of that" speak
>>533859121I'll have a negroni. It's my favorite drink. Rather, I prefer the Cardinale, which substitutes dry vermouth for the sweet vermouth
>>533859373THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
>>533859373He probably hasn't been cucked by a teenager.
>>533859121Lmao that dumb ass bitch died. Definitely never taking advice from someone who literally fucking died LOL fucking loser
>>533860926not just died, but killed himself. lol. lmao even.
>>533859121>Complain about goys>Do drugs>Get a hand job from a Puerto Rican >Kys
>>533861406He hung himself. The rumors at the time were that he had got himself involved with a Pedophilic satanist.
>>533859121I will admit I did enjoy quite a few episodes of his show.
>>533859121>check in on yourself >kill your fucking selfYeah no thanks Andy
>>533859121And then kill yourself
>>533859121This post is off-topic.
>>533859173>>533859190>>533859210>>533859326>>533859399Reposted spam across years. Same memeflag, same image, same text. "memeflaggot" spammers are israelis and hired indians
>>533860926>>533861406>>533861698>>533861852>>533861897Reposted spam threads over years. (memeflaggot israeli/indian)
>>533862164>>533862223Stop bumping it, sage it and report it.
>>533862116Its a motherfuckin spam thread. same with Mike Rowe, Asian females, "Why did malls die". etc etc etc
>>533862270Who says i bumped it? The thread is still on page 4 after my posts
>>533862307>>533862335.
>>533859741>>533860074>>533860212>>533860429It's fairly obvious. What do most signs in restaurants in bold red letters say? Picrel
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>>533859955thats good ;)
>>533859121This site melted my brain. You had me cackling like a retard.>Have two.Lol'ed hard. I love reading Redditesque YoDonnian xillennial smugpeak
>>533859481Yes thats correct
>>533862429Deny the vile truths at your own peril, sheeple.Simping for the pedovore elite. SMDH.
>>533862223This is a bot post
