PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>533866853ty baker
Tyb. Last night's episode was crap except for that wild chimpout in lousiana where they arrested that whole tribe of chimps pouring out of that house with no door.Hopefully tonight will be better.
How so many Americans in this series look like the GTA 6 trailer ?
>>533866853Hell yeah bros, whipping up my famous donut grilled cheese eggies for the big show!
>>533866853TYB and good evening anons
>>533866933Checked. Yeah that scene was pretty wild.
They fuck over this White drag racer who's completely cooperative and non threatening, meanwhile violent street takeovers are happening through the US with dozens of cars and nothing happens to them.
>>533866996Wood
>mutantmaxxing
>>533866996That looks very tasty.
>It wasn't reverse cowgirl>It's fineKek, Rizzo with the 'Dan's gay' jokes
Dan doesn't mind all the cops making fun of him because he's making millions on their backs.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>533867049Yea, the one vietnamese cop seems to always be in the shit whenever things go to a high category chimp out
>>533867954Dildo Dan didn't give us an update on this fine family
morning gentsany spare petty?>PM blows you
anyone else watching the Japanese produced English language WWII documentary on NHK World Japan?
dan's man crush is back. i swear i think dan is bi
>>533868877no but i am now
>>533868877shit if it has a specific title that would helpcheers
Bros: shooter at White House Correspondents' Dinner - DJT and cabinet evacuated - shooter down
>>533869189
DIS NIGGA AIN'T CHECK TRAYVON-GO!>>533868877No I'm watching this kino pov video of japanese metro trainshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCE4hYw8AAI>>533869321You catch motogp aussie anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCRcvlKcnE
>>533869321The series called "A Century on Film"The episode is "Fervor"
>>533869649Who was the shooter? Stephen Colbert?
My country has no culture. It’s like watching a zoo with on patrol.
>>533868298I noticed that.
>>533869858Dan should try a foreign country, even if it's for one weekend.
>>533869649I didn't see where a shooter was down yet?
Dan's ratings gonna take a hit tonight with attention on the failed shooting at WHCD
>>533869674oh thats beautiful OCwatched qualifying last nightHAVE NOT WATCHED SPRINT YETI WILL KEELLL YOU>>533869772thanks grabbing
>>533869933Checked. I used to watch COPS as a kid and one time they had an episode where they went to australia and sure enough they had to capture some small kangaroo using a net.>>533870051Sorry if I ruined it for you aussie friend :,(
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof! I think that might be why he left the correspondents dinner!
>>533869674>No I'm watching this kino pov video of japanese metro trainsThat looks pretty cool, saving it to watch later.
>>533869995>>533869649Kaitlan Collins confirms a shooter was killed at WH correspondents dinner
>>533870147>Sorry if I ruined it for you aussie friendnah its fine i avoided it
>why not?He's got a point, they're arresting and confiscating his crack anyway.
The neighbor just heard the shots coming from the white house
>cows want in on this shit
comfy neighborhood aside from the domestic abuse
cows!
>.>533870665It does look nice. Cows, plenty of hay for them. Grass is getting nice and green.
This guy have midget genes?
>>533869674
>>533870315Good. Here's a bit of motorcycle oc for you
Oooow!
Is it me or is this perp… of a zesty persuasion?
Sounds like a bitch
>need an amberlamps
>>533871052He can't breev
>literally making ape noises
>>533871052>zestyi thought it was some shaved head nigger lesbian for a second before the cuffs were on
What did this fine gentleman do? Was watching coverage of WHCD shooting
>>533871166He was driving a car he totally didn't steal.
I can’t breathe even though I’m talking and can’t differentiate the difference between breathing and chest pain because I’m retarded! I’m black!
>>533871166Is there any more info on that shooting other than it happened?
>>533871302AAAHHHHCALL AN AMBERLANCE
dis nigga smoking literally everything
The "I can't breev" indoctrination is pretty insaneit's like standard operating procedure now
>>533871375he was having a great night until 5 minutes ago
My chest is hurting? That means I can’t breathe. What’s that thing pumping in my chest? A heart? Nah those are my lungs Circulation Airway Breathing? Shitt
>>533871166oh shit I'm usually up to date on BREAKING NEWSSSSSSSS but I missed thiswowzers
>>533871166>>533871346>>533871476Go to about 49:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjzHXs-141Y
>>533871346Shooter was standing near first magnetometer near entrance and shot at "uniformed Secret Service agent." Reports say shooter is dead or in custody or both. DJT wanted to stay but was apparently talked out of it.
>>533871609thought that was nigger nixon before i even saw the filename
>>533871244>>533871609ty
PS: Whoever upped that new rtmp VLC link last night you're a god damn herofuckin love you
>>533871661That's kinda what I expected it to be, I didn't think someone could actually get inside with a gun
is that a dude
Shantey over here.
the fuck
>cops come into your shop>don't get off the phoneI'm tired boss
>>533871883same question
>her
>>533871912Is that a man?
>two womenDan, come on now
>she>Uuuhh
>>533871609oh shit... they streamed it live. Thanks doodle-anonEveryone talks a lot of shit about Trump's health but the old man got up and skedaddled off the stage pretty quickly
what a wild build
Dark night out there so far
>>533871912The fuck is that body type on that nigger on the left
>>533871981I have a hard time believing just about anything Trump says but I have an even harder time believing anything anyone in the media says.
>>533872058Big booty bitch.
>>533872058cheap BBL done in mexico
>>533872080fair opinion
This faggot took a strange fag home then got his car stolen
>him>hekek
>dude chick
>dude chicklmao
>dudechick
>dudechick confirmed
>>533872260>>533872261oh shit the cop said that? based
>dude chickTopkek
I like this Baton rouge cop
>>533872317Yep, sounds like a new one for the list.
whole lotta reality on Dan's show tonight
Please make a new wipe out clip for us
I hope one of them eats asphalt
Have I missed anything good? Dan going to have to turn up the niggardy to 11 to compete with the whca shooting.
PIT THEM
pitting bikes should be legal
>>533872461Yup. Funny night so far.
>>533872461A cop called a dude a fag on tv
LFG
fat nigger on the bike is done for kek
>>533871661That makes sense to me, on the live stream you can hear the shots but no one on camera seems to notice. It wasn't until security came out about 20 seconds after the shots were fired that anyone reacted and trump was removed from the stage.Also, trump was getting his fortune told by that jewish mystic guy at the time. I wonder what he was foretelling.>Hood Akira is up nowKINO!
They're riding on the side walkIf they kill someone walking at night they're fucked
>>533872521he said that word? and it wasn't bleeped?
why even turn up to a street takeover if they cant do shit when they get there
its florida shoot them
>>533872705He said >dudechick
>>533872637In FL, yes. Anywhere else, they get probation at most. Protected class.
Leftist reporter after the shooting talks about how fragile the First Amendment is instead of the obvious - how dangerous and violent the left is.
>>533872773He also called homeboy out for trying to fuck another man
>not kibble @ U$60 per 600 gram bagyou may as well just feed your dog steak at that price
>tfw you'll never ride your unlicensed dirt bike through the city with your homies >>533873191All the dogs I know who've lived the longest all ate whatever their human ate, never ate dog food always whatever was for dinner that night.
>>533873119I thought that was implicitly communicated with the word ‘dudechick’.
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>533873323L
Damn we were overdue for a good ep. These cops go hard, love it.
FUCKING FINALLY
oh my god we missed the fucking kino
>>533872999People only see what they want to see. I often use this show as an example. There are a lot of people who might watch this show, see cops chasing those shitheads on dirt bikes and quad wheelers, and accuse the cops of harassing them, using undue force to apprehend kids who aren’t hurting anyone.
>>533873808>FUCKING FINALLYSo goddamn satisfyingAnd now he's crying and saying "Sir"
>bluey backpackThese retards are fucking children in adult bodies
i heard the thud of the body hitting the ground as the cameraperson was getting out of the patrol unit
Did Dan sustain a head injury? The family brawl last night and now this? This is first season LivePD content.
>commits multiple robberies>harms people every dayBut he's free?
What is bluey?
>>533873989Maybe the ratings are down?
“I’m not a criminal even though I put people’s lives in dangerous.”
>>533874026>What is bluey?It's a cartoon, I guess
Wait a minute, this guy is a known thief and was driving around antagonizing cops with EVIDENCE of his crimes on his person?
I'm glad I didn't have to miss this episode, for once it's actually pretty good
Agreed, good episode so far
He got a bitch voice for a guy that robs people for a living
>>533874026the kids show with dogs. libs hate it because it doesn't promote degeneracy and has a happy family that teaches values. its been pretty popular for a while now
>$3.70 in south Carolina Trump fucked up hard.
>>533873909probably threw his glock in his baby mommas kids backpack
>>533873999Nice trips, and he'll be free again before long.>>533874065>>533874132Thanks. Figure he stole it from some little kid?
Are you a boss woman, anon?
Love this dog food redhead
>>533874104they go into that fake innocence mode with cops through years of practice. he speaks in the exact opposite way when he's victimizing innocent people.
>>533874229YES!
ADDY>ADDY
tidy fucking little thing
i have redeemed an ice cream
Will we see Addy pop it and lock it once more?
>>533874223probably one of those meta things where his kids watch it so its funny to wear it too>more shots fired>now a firethis is how every episode should be
>>533874223No these young niggers for seem to like wearing backpacks and other shit with children cartoons on themImagine trying to act hard and killing other dudes but wearing a Spiderman backpack and Spongebob socks
>>533874649>this is how every episode should beonly 1/3 in this is nuts
Why don't they spray water on top of the fire from the ground level?
The ring camera noise
>Dodge ChallengerThe night gets even darker
>jermaine javiusfucking niggers
>dayum>sheeeit
>hauling assThat's what it iz
lot of smoke emanating from that vehicle
DAMN
>>533874818The water spreads out too much instead of a concentrated spray
>listen to me>I WANT IT
>Break my shit black man
>>533874985Couldn’t they use a ladder and spray at higher level? Or too dangerous
>>533875023>>533875035>You don't wun dat smoke
this is fucking awesome>nigger cops indistinguishable from nigger dealers
Her stupid ass is going to jail
Wtf is happening kek
what the fuck did he just call himself
These baton rouge guys can get away with anything. The south is so different from the northeast
>>533875082Guy might fall, hose length, fire might have spread to the interior. Some places have special equipment to get up into high rises and such but this was a basic apartment complex.
>>533875110it sounded like a scene from black dynamite
Guy was so pissed when he heard Elm Street
>>533875270that nigger could've been the next eddie murphykikes are slipping
>>533875110A negro is a negro, bro.
>>533875218The cops baited one of his customers to show up for an arrest to buy drugs.
>>533875254>>533875270I love it
Kek what the fuck was that all about? Damn they should just do more Louisiana counties. I wish I had a gif of that nig freaking out when the cop said: 'Elm Street'
>>533875438
>>533875434It just dawned on me that Elm street is his regular spot to deal.
>>533875258I see thanks for the explanation
>>533875438>you don't know me>i'm super t stupid mcnupid
>>533875438>>533875474
Took off? There's gotta be serious damage on that car.
why didn't the units split L and R when they didn't know which way perp turned?
That's not an Impala
Where did everyone go?
>>533876253Chalk it up to poor thinking
the car went to the hospital?
Why do so many people come out of their cars with their phone in hand?
>>533876266Yeah, why did it get so quiet? Updates on the trump shooter?
fucking tase him
whatta night
>>533876266We tried to flee and got arrested
noooooooo why did you buy the cheapest internet package dan
Fail to maintain lane - no way he runs unless has warrants or is DUI, right?
Those skinny niggas have a lot of fight in them.
Yeah we ALL saw that one comingOh, and there's "technical problems" now
Just tase the motherfucker already. So now we take a break?
>>533876266i'm not watchingjust can't get into itfuck the world for good
>>533876649they are addicts, cannot get off the phone
>>533876813niggers on this show have run for literally no reason. valid license, no warrants, no gun, no drugs. sometimes they just run.
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
>>533875474
>>533876983Kek. The yiddish speaking mother version of this copy pasta is my favorite xD
just smashed 6 ryvitas with tapenade cucumber, tomato, marinated peppersfuck forgot extra olivesback proper
>>5338771841+1 makes 3! Have a nice night fren
>trump using the assassination attempt to say this is why we need the ball roombased
Shit I left out that he could have guns or drugs in the car
10+ gram crack rock damn
>>533877462That's his legacy. The stupid baal room
>>533876883
Eh Trump can wait. This is a good episode
>>533877588>baal roomkek
>>533877608he's already done speaking, wasnt long. he said they'll do a bigger and better dinner within the next 30 days
>>533877462UFC confirmed to open the ballroom
Lady cop was the first draw and fire on the WHCD shooter. Good job for once. Video just came out.
>>533877918>Video just came out.Link or webm?
if we got crack here that would be like an AUD10k rock
Why do you use grams for drugs instead of something more American like doritos?
>>533877918looks like she almost smoked a couple of her partners lol
>>533877918Webm?
>Oh no I hope senpai doesn't notice that I did a little poopoo in my pants when I heard the gunshots
Uncle Ben out here wildin
>>533878346yeah def wasn't aiming at the ground as she moved
>>533878483Didn't think Doocy is into the Asian persuasion
>>533878273marijuana is measured in fractions of an ounce
This is a low point of many low points for Dan. Who TF cares about a house plant burglar? No one. Except she's White and Dan's desperate.
Why the fuck is she stealing plants?
>>533878483>a lot of trash brownsyep, it's MIGA
tom is slowly losing his mind
>fortnight to mothers day noted
There's no fucking way that merch is going to sell
That nursery has some expensive plants. They wanted more than $100 for an orchid?>>533878909Kek, watching the speech now and some thick accent indian just asked trump a question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC3nos2K-mY
>>533879242yeah...it's like they all fuckin think Trump will give them a billion if they just hang around a little longer... SAARRS trashiest party i've ever seen
>check out that byrna ad's website>less lethal gunsIt's still a gun. how is it gonna be allowed in places where normal guns aren't. It's not even non lethal it's less lethal lmao
>i'm on LivePD again
>>533879879Always nice when they have a reoccurring special guest.
>again
I would be suspicious too
>don't hold me against herthis guy is half retarded
>>533879870Seems like a bad idea, if you're going to carry something that looks exactly like a gun; it might as well be a gun. Also what kind of name is 'Byrna?' It sounds like an appetizer at an Indian restaurant.
damn we missed monster jam in baton rouge
>>533880195>Burner>shoots pepper balls
i thought he was gonna take a bite
Who eats half a burger?
>>533880193Did he die?
>>533880289Ahhh I get it now. I was pronouncing it 'biryani rice.' I'm just imagining someone at a restaurant complaining that their food doesn't have enough seasoning so they pull a pistol out of their pocket, rack it, and shoot their dinner.>Yummy :-P
>>533880193Don Bongino?
>>533880669no. confirmed now he wasn't even shot, just tackled. he did hit a secret service agent or security, that was wearing a vest so they're okthis jeep is fuckin hideous
>>533880498not me
Did he really think he had a chance to run?
Based cops talking shit to thug
>chimpout in the storemore has happened tonight than in the previous 349 opl eps
>>533881038this. notice that with so much action, we also got less of Dan the Man with the Subversion Plan
what is that, the third sudden runner tonight?
Tombs is like the Deboo of cops. He bullies these perps.
Remind me not to shop there
>>53388107730 mins left though, thats when dan hits the accelerator on commercials and shilling
>>533880908that cunt was hilarious
>>533881038I missed the first hour, I can't wait to see the rerun after midnight
>>533881038>>533881077I’m asking again what else did I miss? I had to turn into Trump press conference and missed a lot more and the last thing I saw was the atv rider getting slammed on the ground and arrested.
>>533880193The browns aren't going to like this
Do niggers really not understand consequences of their actions? Why try to run?
Haven't watched OPL in a while, but so many nigger arrests today. Are ratings so bad?
>>533881016yeah you're surrounded by 5 cops, you're essentially already detained, they've got a hold of you alreadyand he goes for itniggers gotta go
nobody hates niggers more than this dude
>>533881262i think they went to another shooting after that but then right to an apartment on fire>>533881241easily one of the best first hours of the show ever. i'll probably rewatch it just because it was great
>>533881262>Trump press conferenceWhy bother? The guy never says anything new and just brags about irrelevant shit. Stop falling for it.
>>533881298Ratings stay good and Dan is still making money hand over fist singlehanded saving reelz network
>>533881328Imagine doing your best to be a normal functioning citizen only for the worst of your kind to constantly do stupid shit and crime making you look bad based on your skin color at every turn.It has to be maddening to see the flaws and failures of your culture and race and the majority of your people don't fucking get it.
>>533880908KEK!
>>533881456Saw the apartment fire>>533881466After a shooting at the press awards was kind of a big deal anon
>RELLZ
>>533881262I was switching back and forth, too. Just watch tonight - I never say that, this show usually sucks, but not tonight.
addy confirmed toxic
>>533881566But Trump isn't going to say anything important
>>533881474Interesting. Pretty much every arrest tonight involves a nigger, though, instead of more of the usual white trash BS. I don't think i've seen this in a while.
>>533881328Favorite cop ever on this show. Chief T sucks up to perps and focuses on moving violations. Danny Brown is great, no offense.
>>533881540I feel bad for himI also like him
>>533881571>>533881651Dan knew he had to turn up the nigger entertainment value since he’s also a media creature (Jew) who owns mediaite and was also following the shooting
>just fuck my shit up bro
>BREEDING
i bet she cracked it and killed himmaybe ate him
>old single mom mudshark>mutt son looks like a mtf faggot troonWhat a fucking mess
>bREEDing
>>533881466rent free
>>533881755That thing is not human
>trafficked into a gangLol she knows he's already in a gang and that she failed at raising a good kid
>>533881849I meant ftm not that it matters they're all fucked in the head
>>533881849>biracial>black and missing
>>533881755To Dan Abrams, White lives don't matter
>>533881913Nah he’s a gay twink who’s probably sucking penis and they’re taking his mouth and bussy
>Addy says she's a puerto rican from the bronxIs that true? How many puerto ricans are in south carolina? I really wish opl would go to the bronx or newark or boston or philly or some north eastern city instead of the south.
i think the mom tried to trans him and it worked a lil too well and now he lives in one of those tranny houses with like 8 filthy trannies
new bread >>533882070>>533882070
>>533882052He probably went looking for his dad.
>>533882103No point kneegrow, let it die
>>533881810damn she's got money
>>533881755barbers that try to line up people with straight/wavy hair should be tried at the hague
>>533881755Imagine the homies who kidnapped you sitting around watching opl and this photo popped up and they all start roasting you for your bad photo and fucked up haircut xD
