TRUMP RUSHED OUT!!!https://x.com/insiderwire/status/2048201703519072361
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
Trump wished he stayed home.
>>533869135fuckin champagne cork
>>533869135TACO
>>533869135kek hope that fat kike lover has a heart attack
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
sounds like a bunch of glasses got knocked over. i dont hear a shot being fired.
Sorry the dormammu cluster is in a regeneration cycle, you'll have to wait for the usual spicy hot takes from the agememnon Rabbit Em Queue. I need a QRD.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9SNyCJC6Zk
>>533869135I dont care who, Im just glad humans are getting shot and dying out there
>>533869135Trump should continue to support Israel's wars.
not my problem
Missed?Then it's fake, again. Just like the ear shot.
>>533869135>https://x.com/insiderwire/status/2048201703519072361What shots? I don't hear a thing except the chatter of hundreds of people
>>533869135looks like just some street shootingit's DC, right??
https://x.com/scottjenningsky/status/2048202135880265878
>>533869135A waiter tripped and dropped a dish and everyone thought it was a gunshot LMAO
>>533869438Niggers
>>533869135Its was ayatolah i saw him he was yelling oyvey all the way
>>533869334You're catching on
>>533869438Trump shit himself and a diversion was staged to evacuate him before the diarrhea escaped his pants
>>533869135Thats crazy they rushed Trump out so quickly. Why didnt they let him pose for a picture like in Pensylvania?
>>533869334Or>These idiots just can't shoot
Why evil Chuds want TRVMP dead
Barclay coming to throttle for emergency bake.A Jew in a grey cotton suit and blue tie wearing a Borsalino black hat Fedora https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9HhL4UpMAYwas shot in the chest at the Correspondents dinner and coroner's report says he passed away in the Ambulance his last words were: "Make the Goyim pay, bring them back to colonial status".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5M9f_LI9EE
>>533869334>everything is fakekill yourself nigger.
>>533869135I wonder how many minutes it took to get him off this stage?
>>533869135Tango down. I repeat, Tango down.
>>533869303Well! What happened? This better be good! I just interrupted a good quality gooning session for this
>>533869135This is fr?
>>533869438Nope. 6 gunshots recorded outside the room>https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/trump-attends-white-house-correspondents-dinner-for-first-time-as-president
>>533869660
>30+ replies>no wemboShit thread
>>533869135Who is the Azn hottie?
>>533869135Holy Crap!!This is bad bros very bad
>>533869721me
>>533869135These false flags are getting kinda boring
>>533869135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dqq_Z8BHmgyou can hear the shots with loudness equalization just a bit before melania ducks down.
>>533869718Bitch ass nigga
>>533869353I heard a pop, but there's no way it was a gunshot; other people would have been alarmed. Unless there's a different video with different audio, my guesses are a champagne bottle being opened or a microphone being tapped.
>>533869826Michelle Malkin I think
It's either a betrayed MAGAtard or a shitlib, both sides have their reasons
>>533869135Jd Vance's wife and kids probably just shat in the hallway and they thought it was an chemical attack.
>>533869903That’s cool. So when the full story comes out and it was absolutely a shooter you agree to kill yourself? It would do a lot to raise the global IQ
>>533869698>everything is fakeCan you point to something that wasn't?
>>533869135HOLY FUCK!!! It’s just been confirmed that Trump was shot and has been declared dead. What in the absolute fuck!!!
>>533869266WHCD still goes on bitch
>>533869873Doesn't everyone go through metal detectors at these things?
>>533869718My sources tell me he’s stable. Please God.
>>533870005>False premiseThe burden of proof is on conspiracyfags to prove that any event is "staged" and they never can
>>533869135iranian sleeper cells
>>533870031They bought the metal detectors from an Israeli company.
>>533869670Hey that's my image
>>533869738Wolf Blitzer is on CNN right now telling how he saw the shots fired in front of him as he stepped out to go the men's room.
AI won't let me create an image of the obvious Iranian gunman so you're all going to have to use your imaginations.
>>533869718how the fuck does a shooter get inside the lobby of the fucking white house what is going on???
>>533869979???
>>533869718Well if they're dead they're no longer an ACTIVE shooter, are they? These fucking lazy ass twitter posters don't even understand the words they use. They just repeat cop talk "oh muh active shooter" to sound professional.
nothing burger with extra nothing happening ??
>>533870059Yeah, like it was never proven that 9/11 was staged...or COVID.... right
>>533869243Well he’s in the White House
>>533870161It's not at the WH.
They’re going to go ahead with the dinner and show? What the actual fuck. Isn’t the place a crime scene?
>>533869135>jazz music stops
>>533869889>>533869903Seems the audio is a bit out of sync but yeah you can hear the shots it isn't that one single sound that everyone else reacts to on that twitter one
>>533869135Just another day in muttstan
>>533870265It was fake dude
>>533869135Wait so Trump doesn't even get to eat his dinner now? Hopefully they will wrap it to go atleast
They're saying it was a guy screaming about Jews and 4chan
It was an IRGC hit squad. Had to have been. Who else would be willing to make such a timely targeted attack?Time to drop the nuke on Tehran! +50 for Trump in the polls! Midterms are saved! Ipad Kids are rushing to military recruitment offices!
>>533870059Ok we get it you suck jew dick, anything else Raj?
>>533870265Yeah, but if they shot the nigger dead then that removes a lot of forensic work, retard.
>>533870265Hey, they just hauled Charlie Kirk off the stage and never did any forensic investigation, so why not?They never did a crime scene investigation of 9/11, so why not?
>>533870265It's just another day of Trump TV. None of this shit is real.
>>533869400Odd. Looks like he fell while trying to get out. He is too fat and old to run or walk fast.
>>533870265>Isn’t the place a crime scene?Is faking an assassination a crime?
>>533870265>implying it isn't staged
>>533869334/thread he's really got to up his jew game to be seen as the victim again.
>>533870161glowies let it happen
>>533869954>It's either a betrayed MAGAtard or a shitlib, both sides have their reasonsWould plebs even be able to get access there?
man, (((someone))) really doesn't like the cease fire
fake newshe got rushed off stagethese shooters are sloppy
>>533869135>Dinner will continueok but what are they eating for dinner tho?
>>533870333Certainly not media, no way would a leftists do it. That would be so strange and not fit a pattern whatsoever
>>533870317wait when the Hell did trumf start attending WH correspondence dinner ?
>>533869135>"Hm, where to fake my next assassination for clout?">"Ah yes, the dinner where all the journalists in America will be conveniently located!"Really Trump?
>>533870161Pre planted weapon, it's how Michael Corleone killed the police commissioner. The old pistol in the dunny trick. many such cases.
>>533870265Confirmed fake and gay.
>>533870333Sound good (to you) Isn’t true The only people that would appeal to are already on trumps side
so many people are calling it fake that this one is likely real. how did our invasive AI not stop this?
Somebody who lost bigly in the market recently probably got a seat next to somebody bragging about how much he made on Ivanka coins.
>>533870325Based if true.
>>533869721meme of truth
It's nothing, just a couple of cops who had Sig P320s.
took like fucking ages till they got him out, he was sitting under the fucking table till those soldiers come up with the guns.
>>533870443Just now when he needed a new PR stunt.
>>533870317He can go to McDonnies on the way home and grab a Double Quarter Pounder and a 20 pack of McNuggets.
PLEASE BE MUSLIMPLEASE BE MUSLIMPLEASE BE MUSLIMPLEASE BE MUSLIMPLEASE BE MUSLIM
>>533869135what race is the shooter tho
>>533870028>MemefagQushnershill
>>533869721Kek happenings always end my hiatuses from this place
>>533869135WTF is going on? Why do the jews want trump dead?
>>533869135AI generated assassination attempt #1
>>533870615Iranian.
>>533869135even jannies are so used to this shit happening that they're not even bothering with a sticky
Betting odds on the shooter being a tranny?
>>533869135Holy shitStill missed tho
>>533870377oy vey they put da babies in da microwaves
>>533870422definitely not pork, you can bet there is no pork served
>>533869135How did he get a gun past our guards?
Trump doesn't even fucking react to gun shots going off or the service coming to him until they're literally pulling him away.Staged as fuck
so do we go long on SOXL or SOXS monday...I'm so confused
>>533869849>This is bad bros very badOnly because he missed
>>533869135Nobody is dead you nigger. Stop sensationalizing everything you dramatic faggot.
SUSPECT IDENTIFIED AS A MAGA SUPPORTERWAS CARRYING PAPERS ASKING WHERE THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE100% WHITE MALE NOT A DROP OF NON-WHITE ANCESTRYNAME PRELIMINARY ID AS ROBERT JOHNSON WHITE OF ARKANSASTHIS WAS MAGA ON MAGA
>>53387068997% chance based on recent trends
>>533869135>ctrl-f>flag
>>533869135fool me once can't get fooled again fuck trump
>>533869135>SOMEONE SHOT DEADWho?
>>533870399Deep down, Fritz... you know. Your grandparents knew. Everyone knew. The greatest mistake we ever made was going to war with you guys a second time.The first time though, all's fair. You got to use Mustard gas, we got to use Winchester shotguns- it all evens out.
>>533869255Yes 6 in a row!
>>533869135it was oz the mentalist i knew that jew had his sights set high
>>533869135I don't see a Lookner stream so it's not happening yet
>>533870265These "shootings" should become a meme at this point. >Another wild and failed assassination attempts
>>533870762Have you seen old people? They barely react to being in a car crash
>>533870691>room full of a thousand people>manage to hit no one>immediately die
>>533870161You never watched the godfather?
>>533869135>popularity numbers in the dumpster>fake another assassination attemptGoycattle will lap it up
>>533870800see >>533870781
goddamnit blue balled again
>>533870265It's Washington DC. The whole place is one big crime scene 24/7, from urban youth gang shootings to literal Freemason sacrifices that our pedophile elites perform on a routine basis. If they shut it down as a crime scene, we would literally have no government ruling over us
>>533870729Probably one of the guards threw the shots.
>>533870689I'll take that bet a doubt it, not only was a troon but the troon was Iranian born!
>>533870784IT WAS A TRANNY GROYPER
>>533870800I hope it was that bitch from cnn.No, the other one.
>>533870825He was freaking out the other time when someone shouted Alluh snackbar at his rally. Telling me the guy is phased more by someone yelling than gunshots? Its staged
>>533870862Thanks. So OP is a faggot.
>>533869327Starvation is more effective bro, and I got 10 bucks on the shooter being motivated by the colossal fuck up in the Straight of Hormuz that will leave millions dead from starvation in about a years time.TLDR; You’re not that based, kid.
>>533869135Trump wins again>>533870836the shooter was dead in the hallway retard
HOLY FUCK OMEGA HAPPENNING STICKY THIS SHIT NIGGA
>>533869135
What was written on the piece of paper the dude was presenting to Trump moments before he got escorted out?
It was just a gunshot to wake sleepy trump up from his nap.
>>533870265>First ever time he's attended correspondents dinner>conveniently a shooting happens with a supposed confirmed death>continue like nothing happenedEnjoying the show. They didn't even do forensics after Butler either and there were multiple gunshots unaccounted for. This probably won't even get anything more than a few honorable mentions.
>>533869135THE JEWS TRIED TO REMOVE HIM AFTER HE ABANDONED THEMTHE JEWS! TRIED TO REMOVE HIM! AFTER HE ABANDONED THEM!
Democrats are domestic terrorists
does anyone else feel like this shit is fake and possibly gay and or both ???
>>533870774>resident nigger pakikraut Never change knuckle dragger
what is going on in trump's america
>>533870955So assuming this is even correct, do you think he started shooting in the empty hallway, or ran to it when he started getting shot at, non-retard? Think really hard before you respond
>>533870214Gottem, tip of the fedora to you sir
Bets for another Tranny?
>>533870955AmazingNow that is a nothing burgerThe fuck was his master plan?He didn't even get inside, lmao
WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE PIECE OF PAPER?
>>533869438That would be hilarious if true.
>>533869721Silly reason to stop, goon on accelerationist
>missed again
>>533871007Reddit doesCheck it out, thousands of posts agreeing it didn't happenI've never seen /pol/ so in sync with them beforehttps://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1svt49h/trump_evacuated_after_security_incident_at_white/
>secret service's face when the gunshots aren't an inside job
>>533869634He wasn't the president then. His security was the B squad as evidenced by the fat guy and two foids. The A Squad doesn't fuck around.
>>533871046or maybe the cops noticed a schizoid with a gun and shot him dead before he could kill anyone. but you obviously can't see that. nigger.
>>533870990Sir, someone’s making stinky Chinese takeaway farts. We have to leave now before the rancid broccoli smells hits your nose.
Trump being alive automatically kills liberals
>>533869135Why does this nigga keep getting shot? I like presidents who don't get shot.
that one guy on the bottom left of the video laughing with his girlfriend then taking selfies and then video surely opened himself to conspiracy nuts ... and also karoline leavitt being intereviewed earlier saying there's gonna be shots fired ... oofhttps://x.com/MAGAVoice/status/2048180791356821988
>>533871100It's an Indian word for "revenge"
>>533871100Nigger
>>533871124I'm just feeling so gay and fake right now
>>533870990>>533871100That it's starting now. The man is old, they can't risk scaring him.
>>533871160He was probably walking with the gun held out in front of him in the open so that everyone had time to shout “Secret Service! There’s a guy with a gun over here!” and then they ran from inside the room all the way out into the hallway and shot him before he could even get inside
>>533871186He doesnt get shot, he gets shot at
To be fair this looks staged. Probably will be someone they will tie back to Iran, to get support for the war that they are severely lacking.
>>533871003>trump>not gargling kike kumkek
WEBM OF THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED???
>>533871124this board is reddit
>>533871100>You are about to hear some gunshots mr trumpf, please remain calm
>>533871282Who the fuck are the people who keep agreeing to be publicly killed to prop Trump's poll numbers up 1.5 points for 12 hours?
>>533870422>What's for dinner?Nothing Hamburgers
WOLF BLITZER ON CNN WAS FEET AWAY FROM SHOOTERGIVING LIVE TESTIMONY ON CNN
HE'S FUCKING IMMORTAL
>>533871323A jew is doing magic tricks for Trump as the "magic trick" happens to get us into another war.Classic jewish setup and execution. Nobody should believe this is a real event.
>>533871343>Diet cola and a fresh diaper are ready in the evacuation vehicle
What's the reasoning for faking another shooting like this?
[spoiler]ur a fagget[/spoiler]
THE SHOOTER??
>>533871282It is staged. They even announced something would happenhttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/25/business/trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner-press
>>533869135How funny would it be if for dinner they wheel out a bunch of Big Macs and cheap wine
>>533871358People agree to be killed for money in poor parts of the world so that their family can be provided for.
>BREAKING NEWS>SHOOTER IDENTIFIED >BREAKING NEWS>SHOOTER IDENTIFIED SHOOTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS DISGRUNTLED FORMER UNITED STATES POSTAL WORKER TURNED EXTREMIST, WHITE MALE WITH TIES TO EXTREMIST GROUP TRYING TO BRING BACK THE ROMAN EMPIRE! SOURCES SAY SHOOTER GOES BY THE NAME SAMAXUS HYDRAUS
This wont help the midterms or his polling
>>533869135Fake
the gunfire was a cover so donald could fart unrecorded
Victim is a Jew, Shooter is Iranian and shouted "Allah Akbar". Motives are still unclear. I need a QRD. Too much shit in the pipeline.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecMfU3910WY
>>533870059>The burden of proof is on conspiracyfags to prove that any event is "staged" and they never canmost of what they say is just "more probable" than "factually proven". they literally can't because no shit any half competent government isn't going to let all the heinous shit they got going on in the background get known without AT LEAST plausible deniability. please remember that we have entire agencies dedicated to psyops, undercover jobs, and anything else the public or other governments aren't supposed to know. there's a reason the glowie meme caught on.
>>533871362>Nothing burgers.That's anticlimactic. I think we need to put out meaty burgers with something we can all sink our teeth into
>>533869135Is anybody else watching this dinner? Just a bunch of people sitting on their phones. Why even go out at this point?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dqq_Z8BHmg
>>533871574he keep getting away with it.
A retard just opened fire and then got his brains blown out in front of hundreds of famous reporters who all fucking hate Trump and want him gone no matter whatHow would you fake something like that?
>>533871112Okay. Fine. Gooning session is back on.
>>533871485>What's the reasoning for faking another shooting like this?In order to better address dangers like these in the future, I hereby announce the dissolution of the secret service and the conclusion of a 2 trillion contract with palantir to replace it.
>>533869238>>533869573WHAT WRONG WITH HIM
>>533869698It's hard not to see this as being fake when Trump probably has the record on assassination attempts where he was both in the assassin's line of sight and never got harmed outside of one incident.
>>533871708simple, find some druggie and pay him $270k on a prepaid credit card you laundered through 3 bank accounts:^)
>>533871804Ask the nose.
>>533871100OP is faggot
>>533869400He evacuated alright
>>533871124>>533871124Because everything Trump does is about manufacturing reality tv style drama to rile people up, it makes everything that happens involving him seem like bullshit. Plus a lot of people think the Butler one was fake nowadays.
>>533869135thats the falseflag, isnt it?
>>533869605That was my favorite UT map back in the day
>>533869135Democrats need help.
HE PROBABLY OVER
>>533872087Thank you
>>533869135Dinner probably getting all cold now :(
Oh geez I wonder what happened...
literally nothing happened nothing burger
Breaking news. Someone got a photo of the shooter. Reports say it happened during desert after Trump was served two scoops of ice cream.
Chances are it was a false flag they'll blame on Iran and use as an excuse to nuke them?
>>533869135They will probably cancel the dinner now. How can the guards guarantee safety if there's already been one shooting so far
>>533869903Back in high school everyone would congregate to this one parking lot on Friday and Saturday nights to find out where the parties where at. There's a ton of people that meet there just standing in groups talking. I remember this one mustang came speeding in one night with the top down. Few seconds later I head some pops, didn't think anything of it and that mustang goes zooming out the parking lot. Go back to talking with my friends then I can hear "we have to get him to a hospital" as they are helping this guy with blood coming from his torso. Literally nobody reacted when those pops rang out. My point is, it happens so fast and people are in their own little worlds that you don't realize what is happening when it happens. inb4 nigger... Sadly we were spics.
>>533872427i know this is tangential but i feel like any political comic artist that writes on each character what they represent instead of just conveying it through the art is a hack
>>533869135>Dinner is cancelled
>>533870265>Saturday night my plans will be untrifeled
>>533872979Someones going home with alot of free Filet Mignons tonight
>>533872087Why do stupid amercunts feel the nee to stand up and look around at the sound of shots fired?
>>533869135Either some idiot faggot, a psyop, or fake and gay. I’m sure if it was Israel they would have actually gotten into the ballroom instead of just the lobby. Positive kikes in trumps ear will cry that this was an Iranian agent and we need to go even harder. Nothing will be revealed or uncovered, just like Butler, PA. Pretty funny how all those crypto jews paid 100k to be in the room with the president now have to go home empty handed.
>>533869334Whenever there’s an actual bona fide happening this board is last to know.
>>533871574This took way too long./pol/ is dead
>>533872794Anon, I'm really sorry it happened at all. It bothers me that jewishwood (((hollywood))) educates us Americans into believing gunshots sound like a thermobaric bomb when yes, you're right it's just a tiny *pop* *pop* *pop* and crowds can get dumped on because everyone has been trained to react to fucking missile strikes.I hate this fucking country. Sorry your spic meetup got popped. I'm white, but it happend to my cracker collab a few decades ago and I still can't forgive drive by shooting faggots.
it's a falseflag so that Trump will be allowed to finish building his high security ballroom addition to the white house that just got shut down
>>533870605Kek
>>533869954Yeah, except only one of those is a mythical construct of brigading shills and left tard cope, the other is shitlibs.
>>533872196Okay.
>>533869135Test
>>533876074Congrats, you're no longer banned anymore, but you should be.
Can't believe that the IRGC, Hezebolah, Hamas and whoever the fuck is in yemen, and turkey all got into the shitehouse and tried to kill god emperor tramp
>>533869660>Why evil Chuds want TRVMP deadI'm case you really haven't figured it out yet
>>533870265it was just the lobby dude
>>533870350>miggers cant even google anything at all anymoregrim
