PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533866241
Ultimate MAGA.
Quick, everyone point and laugh at the journos hiding as if anyone would bother trying to kill them
Whatever happened to the MAGA cowboy hat wearing sheriff from Trump's first term?
This is the final straw, the Saracens have moved against us, Carthage must be destroyed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecMfU3910WY
donald trump is the antichrist
Watching shills tell obvious lies hoping and praying someone more uninformed than they are will buy it will never not be hilarious. Their entire world view, their very existence, is predicated upon the propagation of pure lies and blatantly manipulated half truths. Not even the most brainwashed discord tranny could ever convince themselves that theyre the "good guys" when every word they say is knowingly in service to falsehood.They are fully aware that they are evil and they revel in it. Do not ever forget that they will lie, they will cheat and they will steal with shamelessness and then they will try to gloat about doing so. For the Lord has made your enemies arrogant, retarded and too blind to notice either.Look at them. Look at them and laugh at them. Theyre wrong about everything and always will be wrong about everything. Reality itself pisses on them and mocks their very existence.
The dead shooter had media credentials, uncertain on the one they arrested. Very possibly Don Lemon unironically. Screenshot it.
Vidhttps://x.com/cspan/status/2048211189453185204
>program will resume>Trump got his way>againwinning comma bigly
AWOOING
trump wants to continue, they just announced that the program will>continuebut it is currently unclear whether it will continue with trump
He's really overusing the fake shootings. It was believable the first few times. Now it's becoming obvious how fake they are.
>>533872186>No injuriesShooter literally just killed himself for nothing lmao
MAGA amd good evening, frens! The show will go on!Trump's not locked in the room with the (((press))), they're locked in there with HIM!
BREAKING NEWSVANCE TOOK OUT THE SHOOTERFOOTAGE JUST RELEASED
>>533872127Photo gives Jan 6th vibes
>>533872184If it was Don Lemon I'm going to laugh up a lung.
MAGAevery failed assassination attempt on Trump adds 5 more years to his life
Would be funny if the assassin were an Iranian agent or some shit.Trump would mock them by saying they can't even afford good hitmen with how shit their economy is these days.
>>533872022>have to do it againTWO white house correspondence dinners??!
>>533872184I say it was Kimmel and Colbert. Should take them both down just to be sure.
Trump's wild ride truly is like some jojo shit.>>533872127>the jews cry out in pain as they send another assassin after you
I am once again asking the important questions >>533872134
Gangsters do gangster shit.
>Do you want to continue with the dinner?
>>533872184lemon and acosta team up.they did say two people.
>>533872022Demonrats are terrorist. Thune you fucking cunt where’s the SAVE act?
>>533872127lol. lmao even
>>533872184>Very possibly Don Lemon unironically
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>533872302Nah its gonna be some discord tranny thats hilariously facially unfortunate. Just ugly as fucking sin. The fake media credentials are a nice touch though.>mfw it was an actual discord tranny shill that has posted here and is now fuckin dead lmao
>>533872241hey do you think anyone reads
OY VEYTIME TO TRIPLE OUR EFFORTS AGAINST IRANPAY UP, GOYIM, I WAS NEARLY SHOAHED AGAIN
>>533872437A nigger tried shooting up the dinner. Trump was unfaze.
>>533872184if it was Don Lemon, I'll take a trip straight to DC to laugh there
>>533872241IF TRUMP DOESN'T COME BACK OUT THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN
>>533872337are you talking about the asian? if so it's the president of the WHCD weijia jiang
What the hell lads. I'm glad Trump is safe
>>533872477Lmao talking points came out fast. Way ti give away it was a coordinated effort with failure contingencies in place.
>>533872437Demonrats are killing us.
>>533872437Serena poster you just missed the 6th assassination attempt on our President. But luckily you can still catch the start of the dinner livestream.
hahahah the reporters do not want to be there someone just SAID THAT o the feed mic
>>533872184>Very possibly Don Lemon unironically.LEMON PARTY REVOLUTION
Guys I can't collect information about what's going on because none of you are taking it seriously. You Sanctimonious Troll-Demons are disrupting the Judeochristian process of data acquisition for target and threat elimination.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_rM8KweZIkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b-UuiMuIs4
>>533872466What was that "something awful" you wanted him to see earlier
>>533872437One, possibly two people tried to rush the correspondents dinner and shoot Trump. Suspect is down or otherwise in custody. Show may go on as planned in a bit.
>>533872466hey i don't blame anyone this is a very chaotic nighthey who do you think the shooter will be? i'm thinking>whitebut!
Seal is off the podium.
>>533872127
>There will be some shots fired tonight, in the room.What did she mean by this?https://x.com/MAGAVoice/status/2048180791356821988
Did fat-fuck fake clown freemason wannabe be trump trip on his head?
>>533872022i thought there was zero crime in washington?
yeah trump probably isn't coming back out, they took the presidential seal off the podium
>>533872560Straight from reddit, unsurprisngly
>>533872437nothing dangerous.
TRUMP SOON NOT AT DINNER
> Law Enforcement has requested that we leave the premises, consistent with protocol, which we will do, immediately. I will be giving a press conference in 30 minutes from the White House Press Briefing Room. The First Lady, plus the Vice President, and all Cabinet members, are in perfect condition. We will be speaking to you in a half an hour. I have spoken with all the representatives in charge of the event, and we will be rescheduling within 30 days. President DONALD J. TRUMP
the people in the room do not have good cell service
papa john's is the cheesy crust
NEWhttps://x.com/InsiderWire/status/2048213711459131478/photo/1
>>533872716Sad.
>>533872636o9a tranny chaser 9/10 times i'd be right given recent demographics of who has any balls>>533872624sorry that was the discourse of hours ago!
>>533872670>delusional retard yappingAnother one of your ugly discord tranny friends failed and died in the street like a bitch lol. Lived a failure of a life and earned a meaningless death in failure and will now be relentlessly laughed at. His parents will burn his corpse and throw the ashes in a trash can behind a Denny's.
>>533872157Resigned from his position, collecting $100K a year pension, has a podcast, and started the Rise Up Wisconson non-profit for young black conservatives.
>>533872651>the press in fear for their livesoh no, not that, anything but that
It appears a service agent was shot in vest and is now being transported to an area hospital.
>>533872744what could he possibly say or know at this point othe rthan he was shot atwhy did he already claim it was a left wing person?
EVERYONE SHUT UP AN PRETTY ASAIN LADY IS TALKING
>>533872744
>>533872732lmao they're so mad
>>533872799It's getting to the point where Trump needs to wear terminator armor to do anything outside of his private sanctuaries.
>>533872716They're asking everyone to leave on CSPAN. Asian bitch is crying.
>>533872744It would be funny if he just reads the speech he was going to give.
>>533872678I thought you stopped chugging glownigger cum
>>533872744oh ahhahaha the dinner is 'continuing' and everyone's detained.i bet they get forced to watch the presser hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahah
everything is fine
PRESS BRIEFING IN 30 BINGS AT THE WHITE HOUSETHIS IS NOT A JOKEPRESS BRIEFING IN 30 BINGS AT THE WHITE HOUSETHIS IS NOT A JOKEPRESS BRIEFING IN 30 BINGS AT THE WHITE HOUSETHIS IS NOT A JOKE
>>533872744I can't go back to not having a President who gives us rapid updates like this.
>>533872337>>533872545
TRUMP WILL HOLD A NEWS CONFERENCE
>>533872790that's a sandnigger
>>533872790>naked>long frizzy hair>hair tieOh its one fucking hundred percent a dead tranny lmao
>>533872866Yeah, it's getting fucking insane
>>533872790
>>533872853He obviously knows because he works with the SSAnd obviously because only libtroons would try this nonsense
>>533872931>>533872932Can both things be true?
>>533872921>TRUMP WILL HOLD A NEWS CONFERENCEimpromptu trump rally
>>533872483>>533872561>>533872601>>533872633>>533872739I literally just left to wait the hour till the actual stuff happened, since I didn't want to listen to C-SPAN commentary, and then I came back to shots fired and the POTUS bodyslammed off the stage and into the Beast.
>>533872879
>>533872184please let it be that gaynigger, please
>>533872184Oh please PLEASE let it be Don Lemon.. My sides will slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of GOD.
rescheduled to next monthpress conference in 30 fries
>>533872982LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!
>>533872744>TRUMP BRAVELY RAN AWAY
WHAT WAS SAM HYDE'S LAST KNOWN LOCATION????
>>533872744At least he is giving a breifing.
>>533872931>>533872981Imagine if it's an i*anny tranny.
PRESS CONFERENCE IN 30 MINUTES
>>533872907Sure seems like a joke. HONK
>>533872022Seems staged.
ONE SECRET SERVICE MEMBER WAS SHOTVEST THANKFULLY STOPPED THE BULLET
What's the word?
>>533873059living rent-free in the heads of angry troons
I hear 1 shot, followed by 4 shots in rapid succession.Like he shot at an agent, and the agent got him quick.https://nitter.net/fastnewsnet/status/2048201658212217240#m
>>533872982THE SHOW MUST GO ON
>>533873105
Two peopleShooter who was inside the event and got merc'd and a second person waiting to ram Trump's motorcade if he tried to escape.
ANOTHER LEFTIST MENTAL ILLNESS TRANS REDDITOR FAILURE THAT WILL BE SENT TO ROT IN PRISON FOR LIFE
>>533872790please be a palestinian
>journalists keep insisting they could've been the target>some nigger on CNN calling for gun controlfucking hate them so much
Staged as fuck. Just like the last time.
>>533872790no cap dat could really be don lemonparty fr fr
>>533873003I had a gut feeling that something like this would happen tonight but didn't want to say it. Strange days we live in.
>>533873158that's nice of the guy to keep the woman calm in a high-stress situation like that
Will Republicucks finally do something about demonrat terrorists?
>>533873234
>>533873215please be israeli.
>Shills are so mad they have to resort to reddit talking points to try and soothe the ass painLolLmaoRoflmao
>>533873144>first time?Man is an American Treasure.
>>533873218ONCE MORE FOR THOSE IN THE BACKhttps://files.catbox.moe/k7weo2.mp4
>>533873215if it's an Iranian...oh boy
>the "staged" narrative is already collapsing in real time>people on X and FB are calling out the retards pushing it and laughing at them for being obviously paid pushersWatching leftist tactics fail and collapse makes me smile.
I haven't been lurking since before the blockade started, what the FUCK is happening right now
"and for my greatest trick of the night *bang bang bang* hehe.. the fire rises"
>>533873312>>>/wsg/6134377
>>533873153>What's the word?Failed.The dumb jewish communists failed again.They will never win.
Shill bros...I think its about high time that we...all apologize to..d..Donald Trump. If we are to survive then we must look into the future and come together. /ptg/ will take us in because they believe in second chances, they believe in..g..god. Furthermore...shitsreal is no longer in America's good graces and will likely blow itself up along with Palestine. The era of trannies will come to an end. Either way, America is the future and the future is Trump which many people believe...And so do...................I.I'm sorry Donald J. TRUMP. I'm sorry /ptg/. I regret rallying behind the demo pedo global elite. It's finally...over.
>a third gunman has hit the buildingit hasnt even been three years since trump took office
>>533873218They are so fucking self-important.>>533873251Yep. I'd worried about a day like 7/13 happening since 2016 (maybe even 2015), and was surprised it took as long as it did. Now, no attempt on his life surprises me.
>>533873144always a picture out of that man HAHAHAHA
>>533873374A fag tried shooting Trump Leroy Jenkins style at the WHC dinner.
>>533873341What’s the orange nigger even gonna do if it was? Bomb them? Empty, meaningless threats.
>only 100 posts after a major event>no webm of Trump being shot atptg is dead
>>533873307>>533873354Not surprising. Never forget that the 4chan mods actively assist these people pushing false narratives.
>>533873473It didn't happen
>>533873468
Shooter was past the metal detectors, Wolf Blitzer was apparently a few feet from the guy and is giving his account right now. Sounds like this was a real deal assassination attempt, somehow he got past the initial security screening.
this has to be an inside job by a journo. send them all to gitmo until we find out who did it.
https://rumble.com/v79057y-white-house-correspondents-dinner-2026..html
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looks like i missed an esoteric redacted
looks white, scrawny, probable tranny
>>533873473>another tranny commits suicide by cop trying to END GLORMPFS CAMPAIGNJust another day at the office, anon.
>>533873541
>>533872790DON LEMON MELTY
Does /ptg/ think this was a false flag?
according to fox, erika kirk was crying>i just want to go homeshe's cursed
>>533873483Yep! They'll also ban you for absolutely bullshit reasons. They want this place to be reddit2.0 so fucking badly
>>533873579>From Commiefornia>Literally named coalGeg
>>533873131so question: did the shooter really just try to charge in guns blazing and no other planlike even the butler kid had a better plan and that one still required like 15 nat20s
>>533873579hey i was right>californialmao what a loser, travelled all this way to fail
>>533873473it was stopped at the lobby
>>533873579>California
>>533873579oh no no no/pol/ called it yet again
>>533873579THREE FIRST NAMESTHREE FIRST NAMESTHREE FIRST NAMES
>>533873649That's how it works in the movies
NOG
>>533873218>democrat: *commits an act of violence*>media: SEE THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD JUST DO WHAT DEMOCRATS SAYship them all to Guantanamo
>>533873579California troons at it again!
>>533873354>>533873483Oh yeah>random guy showed up at a presidential dinner uninvited >got a gun past metal detectors>apparently fired off a few bullets at nothing >no one got injured and the "shooter" is in custody
>>533873542IRAN WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!
The shooter tried bringing in a fuggign shotgun.
Lol, I knew these fags were gonna make it about them, just a matter of who would do it first. Not surprising its blitzer.
>>533873234have fun losing the midterms even harder :)
>>533873698no fucking way.>>533873713AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>533873701that means nothing, it's past your bedtime
>>533873468Nuke Tehran and all their other major cities. The penalty for trying to kill an American President is civilizational death.
>>533873698OMFGHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>533873131This thing is like the G7. Every single time Trump attends some shit goes down and he leaves early, disavows the meeting or just cancels it entirely jej.
The real winners.
>>533873763He had a heckin nuke too according to daddy Trumpstein.
>533873730Your desperation is palpable, Suhkdeep
ok so was the shooter a brown tranny like i predictedi'm thinking yes>inb4 you're retardedyes that's how i know the shooter was a brown trannyrest in piss
>orange cheeto man is retarded >blumpft is an evil genius who constantly orchestrates complex false flagsPick one you tranny kikes.
>>533873473lots of threads in the catalog on the subject, and a sticky. yet no one thought to come here...
>>533873698Wew lad. I bet he got some kind of award from obamna
>>533873698IT WAS A NIGGER LMAO
>>533873713hebrew homeboy detected
>>533872127https://video.dailymail.com/video/mol/2026/04/26/7900330761091959502/960x540_MP4_7900330761091959502.mp4
Source tells me Trump is stable.Please god
>>533873779GA might go red if the SAVE Act passes. NH is winnable too.
>>533873579WHITE MAN NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533873698SIR OOFINGTON IS CALLING
>>533873764Imagine having such an ego that you're at an event with the president of the United States and you assume the attacker is after you.
>>533873797Sorry you missed again, tranny
>>533873698always right
>>533873713first photos that came in were not this guy. it was some white guy
>>533873832>>533873896
>>533873698>>533873713doesn't matter who he is... leftist media will say he's a white right winger because one of his third cousins works with a guy who has a pic on social media in a MAGA hat
>>533873698>>533873579you can't make this upi am upset that i lack the creativity to make this kind of shit up
>>533873649i'm sure more will come out in the next few hours, but i'm thinking there are two possibilities:1. the shooter thought he could make it further inside but encountered more preventative measures than expected (i.e. metal detectors) and decided to open fire knowing he'd be caught2. he thought it would be effective just to open fire and [REDACT] secret service members as that would still send a message (i guess lol) okay he had a shotgun so it definitely wasn't 1 so i guess it will be 2
>>533873826they better not waste any of it
>FPUxkE+t
>>533873698/pol/ is always right
>>533872184Just got home. What happened?The fuck did i miss?
>>533873959kek it do be like that
hahahahahaha
>>533873826nice.
>>533873713zesty
>>533873633>>533873677>>533873694>>533873729I live in torrance, this city is mostly republicans, and like all leftists in california this guy was probably some out of state faggot who moved here like some fucking parasite
>>533873698OH boy!
>>533873579>>533873698MY NIGDAR WAS RIGHT!
He doesn't look dead yet
At a certain point liberals really do need to accept the only thing removing Trump is one too many big macs, not them getting themselves shot trying to be revolutionaries
>>533873698HAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING NIGGER
>Trump invites himself to dinners with world leaders to lure out mkultra assassins and retards to terrify guests.Hilarious
>>533874037A browntoid teacher from California? 100% a gay race communist. Probably a tranny too. And now this niggerfaggot is fucking dead lmao
>>533873980truth is stranger than fiction and also funnier too
>>533873826Nah, you just know a bunch of journos are hanging around waiting to get a bag full. Those parasites aren't giving up their promised free food and drinks that easily.
>>533874050Good job, OP
>>533873677
>>533873764pathetic. this is my fault for saying today was a boring news day. now we've been gifted with talking points for at least a week.
>>533874106
>>533873983well apparently initial reports are it was a nigger so we might be overthinking his mental model to think there was a plan at all
THERE WERE TWO SHOOTERS1 SHOOTER IS DEAD, THE OTHER WAS ARRESTEDFOOTAGE OF THE DEAD NIGGER BODYhttps://x.com/GavinJQuinton/status/2048211039204876747https://x.com/GavinJQuinton/status/2048211039204876747https://x.com/GavinJQuinton/status/2048211039204876747
>>533874110exactlyvery MAGA
>you don't hate them enough
>>533874106This post needs to be its own thread and permanently stickied
>Trump poll numbers rock-bottom>QUICK BRING OUT ANOTHER SHOOTING DISTRACTION>/ptg/ falls for it. Again.Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
>>533874149If he was from California he had to have at least some minimal plan to get a gun and get to the event.
Libs be seething
>>533874084The leftists better thank their god Satan that Trump didn't get killed or it would be open season on them. This country is a tinder box looking for a spark and that would do it.
>>533874166before Butler, I wouldn't have believed they would go this low. now I believe it without hesitation.
>>533874114>t is fucking deadthis is debatable.they don't take dead people into custody, generally speaking.deads get the meat wagon, not custody.
>>533874166Lmao, it's just comical at this point.
>>533874215CA is #3 in gun ownership of all 50 states
>>533874213YOU LOST NIGGER
trump should use this opportunity to flex the communist control act and pass an executive order going after public employees that are flamboyantly commie.
Of course this shit happens when I decide to get off social media to finish out the semester.
>>533874213Lmao your shitskin mercenaries and discord tranny friends failed AGAINYou are all failures. You have all always been failures and you will all always be failures.
>>533874166I remember when CNN and WAPO reported Butler as>Trump falls down after loud noises at public event
>>533874149he looks like some type of quadroon at the very least, and I'm detecting some jewish admixture as well
>>533874265I think there are 2 shooters
>Try again
>>533874166I HATE LOUD NOISES!
>>533874213
>>533874247you would think that after 100 years at least one antifanigger would have actually made the effort to learn from history, but no weimerica is being put out to pasture just like weimar germany was in the 1930s
>>533874247I don't think the left understand how genuinely unhinged Vance is. He isn't the one holding Trump back, Trump is holding Vance back.
>>533874346kek
>>533874158LEMON CONFIRMED!!!!!
>>533874345fair.. i saw that after i poasted..
>>533874215(it is not that hard to bypass that shit otherwise gun laws in chicago and baltimore would work)
>enters room with only VIPS>open fire>hit no oneHow does this happen, surely they're not that shit at shooting.
pretend i just learned there was a smibbeding a going on a minute ago and give me a qrd?
>>533874437They didn't get into the room. The shooting happened at the security checkpoint.
>>533874166>after loud noises heardARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
>>533874124Trump is a big guy.
>>533874293>>533874305YOU FELL FOR ITAGAIN
>>533874460someone new tried to assassinate Blumpf and got wasted for xis trouble
>>533874460people still do not hate the press nearly enough and Trump is about to shit on them from the white house.
>>533874460niggers let off a couple rounds at the Whitehouse Press Dinner, got ventilated, Trumo to speak soon, I'm going to eat some pidser and wings sh-SHA
>>533874149one positive is that since this happened at a hotel there is going to be lots of footage of the shooting (trump please release it)anyways, i do think there had to be some sort of plan, maybe a manifesto will leak somewhere from the nigger
>>533874460we just dont know
>>533874493In all seriousness Trump should lose weight to make himself a smaller target at this point I think desu.
>>533874485Theyre being ordered to claim its all fake, anon. The media is fake and gay and hostile and communist. Just put it in the evidence pile for when we start killing them.
>>533873837>The Iranian and Mossad assassins both arrived at the same time and assumed the other was there to stop them and shot each other. >Antifa assassin had a dilating accident in the bathroom and bled out. >Russian assassin was foiled when he encountered the open bar. >Cartel assassin stopped to do a bump and didn't realize American coke is cut with fent.>DNC assassin got kicked out after his credit card got declined on entry>Chinese assassin was having sex with Kash Patel>Pakistan assassin just decided to tell everyone he already killed Trump and deal with the consequences laterAnd that's how it all went down, it was a crazy night.
>>533874460Retard tried to bum rush security and got ventilated.
>>533874460Hasan tried to snipe Trump
???
>>533874437What poor planning actually looks like
>>533874460Nothing ever happens.Except when it does.Then years of happenings happen in a single night.GOOD EVENING KOTMAN
Presser at the WH soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy3KHt5M04c
>>533874460A NIGGER from California tried Leroy Jenkins Trump but failed. Still baking.
>>533874611a man touched his girlfriend. Cucked beyond all recovery.
>>533874482That's even worse, assuming they're are point blank range with security how is there not a single dead security detail? Even the Pennsylvania shooter hit others accidentally.
>>533874596The handlers likely started sanitizing as soon as the would be shooters went in motion. The one they took alive is gonna need to be PC'D up immediately under a fake name if they want to keep him alive.
>>533874505
>>533874537>>533874589>>533874593>>533874598>>533874608>533874654>533874664>need news>get news ptg is the best newsfeed on the netty frens, ill tune innn
>>533874460The feces only just hit the rotating ventilation device, Kit. Trumo will be speaking soon. Conflicting reports whether the perp is ded or not.It's all so tiresome.
>>533874605
>>533874660PLEASE put the room in dark mode, that shit is apex kino
>>533873713Why is California hiring nigger terrorists as teachers?
AAAHHH STOBBIT GUISE YOU'RE JUST MAKING HIM MORE POWERFUL
How am I supposed to sleep now?I just wanted boring jokes and jabs but got a dead nigger.
>>533874605perfect summary 10/10
Trump too scared to go to pakistan
>>533872790Looks like he is handcrafted, might still be alive.
in case you were curious about the mood on bluesky
>>533874784ty2 awoo fren
>>533874599why, the worst they can do is graze him
>>533874589>>>/wsg/6134377
>>533874280it's also the largest state?
>>533874799>TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE DINNER
>>533874639I'm impressed at how amateur it is, this feels like a shitpost.
>>533873883This is a secretive service failure.
>>533874897kek
>>533872186>>533872241Secret Service will likely demand Trump do his speech through a live stream instead of in person
>>533874875>n-no we arent c-crazy our rhetoric isnt... causing... this....>its FAAAAAAAAAKELolLmao evenWatching them come to grips with their inherent inability to succeed at fucking anything is so much fun.
>>533874605Season 3 of the fat assassin guy.
>>533874875as expected.
>>533872302>>533872445The shooter was able to park his car and get close to the metal detector, so it must be somebody who has a press pass unless they just decided to walk to the hotel without a bus or car.
the evacuated vance several seconds before they even bothered to get to trump.
>>533874605Outstanding.
>>533874955>secretive service
>>533874875theres literally a libtard ITT doing the>you fell for itcoping mechanism
the press room people are trying to figure out the sound board kek
>>533875031>>533875031>>533875031New thread>>533875031>>533875031>>533875031Neo thread
>>533874989ackchully the shooter was trying to murder the journalists because he was an insane migger.t. fat jobless johnnies
>>533874872>Looks like he is handcrafted, might still be aliveProtocol is to handcuff the subject even if assumed to be deceased.
>>533872790Did the police remove the shooter's T-shirt and pants, to check for any weapons?
>>533873579Somebody please explain why all shooters have a middle name?
>>533874106he's right. it's our one greatest weakness. and they deserve to play it against us.Good travels, India, fly for Justice!>>533875274In part to distinguish if there are others with the same name, in part to show state control over their lives.in part, the same reason 18 cops will stand around your murder scene for, three hours, but you can't get one to show up for the actual attack.
Press conference soon.
>>533873579He was one of the guys who got their scam shutdown by the Feds. Probably went postal.
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>>533872659She might have overheard a fragment of some insiders planning it, and misunderstood it to be the new catch-phrase.
looks like they didn't immediately close the bar, and all the poor writers who only get dressed once a year are cashing in.. Also, plenty of abandoned wine bottles!
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>>533875416>in part, the same reason 18 cops will stand around your murder scene for, three hours, but you can't get one to show up for the actual attack.If you ever watch Midwest Safety on YouTube he shows all the body cam clips of cops joking around and they always joke about collecting overtime standing around doing nothing after events like this.
>>533872744>reads his dinner roast >takes no questions>leaves
>>533872157He basically has adopted some very conservative takes while continuing to enjoy his retirement and extremely large pension as sheriff.
Ok doesn't seem to be a libtard, he's way too charitable to them right now
