JAYDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He really seemed unbothered.
>>533875521he wanted to stay
>>533875521>S CREW YOU OLD MAN
>>533875521He fell. Top kek.
>>533875521HE IS THE MOST AMERICAN MAN EVERA GIFT FROM GODHE IS BLESSEDHE IS THE PUREST ARCHETYPE OF AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN MANUNKILLABLEALWAYS WINNINGUNBREAKABLEHE STANDS THEREUNFAZED!!!!!!!!!
At least JD Vishnu is alright. Praise Krishna. We shall shit on his street to honour him and his family.
>>533875521AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>533875521Why was JD evacuated before Trump?
>>533875521USELESS FAGGOTS.WHY CANT THESE FUCKERS GET IT RIGHT? This is the happening we need to kick things off.
>>533875521>not my problem
He can't stand?
Unphased by your impotent gunfire.
>>533875755>He fell. Top kek.Needs more sleep, perhaps. Can't even walk.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA The whole country hates this administration AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>533875521NICE ASS ON ASIAN GIRL
>>533875755he was probably half asleep
>>533876021He's the real president. The man behind the curtain. The deep state anointed one
>>533875644At the end of the day he was a Marine.
>>533875521This is a distraction I have ever seen one. Why is it that all of this shit only happens during Trump's presidency?
>>533876235Yeah. imagine if it got hit.
>>533875521THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
>>533876021Trump was pulling a Gus Fring
>>533875521Why did the secret service protect JD Vance before the president?
>>533875521Did he fall?
>>533876021Different secret service agents assigned to both of them. It would be up to them to ultimately make the call to evacute. Trumps security was basically asleep. Boomer reflexes or something.
>>533875521>vance's detail gets him out instantly>trump under the table hiding>takes forever to get out>falls over
>>533876555Trump set the whole thing up because he was trying to get another Butler PA photo.
>>533876555they have two completely separate security details. vance's was on point. trump's not so much
>>533875521lmao crawling booty
>>533876021Vance was able to get out of his chair unassisted
How come there was no effort to help out the asian chick with Trump?
>>533875521This was clearly staged but, lol, silly old cunt fell ass over head on the way out, lmao.
>>533875644well he did know exactly what was going to happen
>>533876803not their job. the president is the only priority. everyone else is completely expendable
>>533875521They left Trump sitting there for 20 seconds with his face clearly visible all over the room. What if the shooter had been inside? You have 20 seconds to shoot the president? So plan on taking multiple shots. Is that the lesson?
>>533876021peter thiel has already dumped trump, hes going to install jd vance as president
>>533877015if only Clav was of age
>>533876021Trump can barely stay awake, let alone move, he even fucking fell down. He's reaching Biden levels of sleepiness.
>>533876399oh i'm imagining all sorts of hits rn>>533876781SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>533876781She's giving the pres face to ass resuscitation right now I bet
>>533877008They probably fucked up the plan. They probably wanted to ketchup the other ear and get a badass pose again, but realized something went wrong and just got him out.
Camera guy isn't scared at all. Wild.
SLEEPY DONALDAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
>>533877517How many happenings have we seen in the last year alone thar have employed almost precognitive camera work? We got Crooks missing, Kirks neck hole from 10 angles, and this...this is some interesting camera work. Almost makes me feel...sleepy.
She knows that position very well.
>>533875944It's been a fun day
>>533875521Surprised there isnt some sort of kevlar blanket developed to cover the president when stuff like this happens. Or like a an expanding kevler shield/umbrella.
>>533875755This is the only catharsis you will ever get.>tee hee, he tripped a little bit as he was being evacuated from an event because one of my fellow leftoids tried and failed to do a mass shooting :^)
>>533876781women are so incredibly pathetic it's just unreal. They have zero fucking dignity. Especially the rich ones.
>>533876877>this is clearly stagedYou being bent over and fucked raw in the asshole by covid lockdowns was clearly staged.
>>533876021Body double clones come second.
>>533875715Kek
this is why our countries needs to be majority whitea nigger chink or jeet could ever be trusted near the president in that situation
>>533875521>Trump trippeduh, bros? Biden 2.0?
>>533876021Jews?
>>533875521>h-h-how many attempts?
>>533876771>vance's was on point. trump's not so muchI wonder if the VP's security being better than the president's is a holdover from Biden?
>>533875838He's 80, it takes half a minute to realise what's happening
>>533875644If you've ever been to shit party death doesn't even seem that bad anymore
>>533875944>We shall shit on his street to honour him and his family.That would be a poetic tribute. Let's make his street a Ganges.
>>533877113He's too valuable in serving as Thiels personal buttboy.
>>533876199:) last time I checked he won. And you missed.
>>533875521Once again.....YOU LOST TRANNIESYOU MISSED TRANNIESAMERICA FIRST. MAGA. PRISON FOR TRANNY LIBTARDS. YOU ATTENTION SEEKING TRANNIES ARE INSUFFERABLE. VANCE 2028
>>533878216It looks like he was actually shot. Got the wind knocked out of him. And yes, duh, the President is or should be always wearing some expensive and very thick vest under the suit
>>533876021different protocols maybewhenever theres an attempt on Trump they default to the "stand in front of him and look for the threat" playbook
>>533879809Agreed, I love Israel!
>>533878442Why are you seething?
>>533875521>get JD Vance out immediately>take half a minute to get Trump outTrump wasn’t supposed to survive. God has truly stepped in and saved his life once again. I love GEOTUS!
>>533877996Nothing can kill this guy
>>533875521lmao they pulled jd and left trump to just sit there and get hit.if this clip gets popular with normalfags, peter theil is gonna have to dump tens of millions of more dollars into propaganda
>>533878333kys boomertranny
the secret service is almost as useless as modern assassinsor you know, it's all fakei don't know if it is harder to believe people decide to shoot a president and then fucking suck at shooting or that the secret service are really this fucking incompetent and letting firearms get into presidential dinnerswhat a wild world we live in
>>533880656>i don't know if it is harder to believe people decide to shoot a president and then fucking suck at shootingit's attempted suicide by secret service
>>533879282>this is boring>this food sucks>this chair hurts my buttcheeks>I just want to go home>I wish somebody would shoot the place up
>>533876021JD got his own damn self up and left. Trump is a fat dumb boomer that can barely stand up and has no survival skills.
>>533877811It was the press correspondents' dinner, so there were a ton of media people in the room and with phones and shit.
>>533879809
>>533880426Not until his appointed to return to Olympus.
