PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533877807
Ultimate MAGA.
>Trump poll numbers rock-bottom>QUICK BRING OUT ANOTHER SHOOTING DISTRACTION>/ptg/ falls for it. Again.Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
In eight weeks of Trump's "special 24-hour op" to overthrow Iran:>Allowed Israel to cuck him in to a war (per Rubio)>Uses it as a convenient way to avoid his pedophilia in the Epstein files>15 *confirmed* dead Americans, over 290 wounded>Unknown numbers of Americans captured>Trump says dead Americans "Is the way it is" and "there will be more">US commander tells troops Trump was 'chosen by Jesus to unleash Iran Armageddon'>Every US base in the Middle East destroyed by Iran's airstrikes>Murdered over 150 Iranian schoolgirls>US reaper drones destroyed>US THAAD missiles exhausted>Recession>Allows transgendering children>Strait of Hormuz closed>US gas prices skyrocketing>US refuelling plane destroyed, all dead>Trump confirms the war is for gays "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings. We have to wipe out the evil">US F-35 destroyed>Deportations under Trump average 900 a day (300,000 a year), Obama deported 3.2 million>US national debt doubles under Trump, $39 trillion>Joe Kent resigns, refuses to be involved in an Israeli war>At least 16 US military aircraft destroyed, per Bloomberg>US troop morale rock bottom: "We do not want to die for Israel", per Huffpost>Dementia Trump pretending he's negotiating with Iran>Blatant evidence of Trump insider trading>US Patriot missiles destroy 3 US F-15s, friendly fire>US F-18 destroyed>Trump approval rating lowest of any president ever>Stock market loses over $1 trillion>Trump pulls back ICE>US F-15 destroyed>US Blackhawk destroyed>2 US A-10s destroyed>Highest number of USAF aircraft shot down within 24 hours since Vietnam>2 US F-16s destroyed>6 US helicopters destroyed>US Army Chief of Staff resigns>Trump writes "praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday>Trump chickens out>Iran won>Trump cucks the US by blocking the Strait>Trump thinks he's Jesus, is just a pedo>Trump polling historically low>Supreme Court destroys Trump's tariffs>Fakes another shooting>Two more weeks, goyim!
esoteric and redacted exactly what you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdbR0jnfvQThread theme.
NONE of these Government Agents hit the shooterOur tax dollars at workhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116468650367386223
I think it's time to declare all liberals as domestic terrorists and suspend all elections until we can get to the bottom of everything. Maybe even build camps where we can put them as we continue the investigation. It could take a while, years or maybe even decades, so maybe we'll give them farm jobs in the camp to pay for their lodging so the tax payer doesn't have to cover the bill. Just saying, we should be extra careful and keep everyone's safety at the forefront.
>>533880008WHAT WILL THE JEWS CALL HIM?>DINNER TIME ROWDY TRIPS MAKING LOUD NOISES AT WHCD
g-guise?https://x.com/HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955That's this account's only post.
>>533880008The assassin looks Jewish.
Good awoovening! Another busy Caturday is near it's end.
HIGH ENERGY BREADSTHE LEFT CAN'T AIMYOU LOST TRANNIESIT'S AWOOVEMENTMAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
>>533880008guy literallylooks likeajewish nigger
>>533880137double ice
That memeflaggot posted the same exact copypasta again. And this time they attached a coally "basedjak." Probably mad that xis Discord buddy failed again.
>crazy HAPPENING just happened>mfw I feel nothingI wish it was 2024Or 2020Or 2016
imagine being a meme flagjust wasting your timebecause every anon has you filter all they see is your gay ass flag and a bunch of hidden postswhy even live?
>>533880087>the Zesty One weighs inOh he getting sticky lookin at that moist lightskin Boi failure
AWOOING
id still be struggling with the leg shot button on my p320 holster right now but i counted a 4 second gap between the run and the ss agent getting his gat out and it seems long to me, the armchair gunman who’s never been in an asshole puckering moment like thatfuck i miss paul>>533880110>i will admit that tomboys arent optimized for clowning
>president is posting live shooter footage and info updatesOUR GUY
Every now and then Wine Aunt Ann makes a decent post. That dude is such a crock of shit. He reminds me of Spencer from the show Psych, but tons of ppl believe him for whatever reason.
>>533880126How many shots did they fire?
Even MIGAtards are questioning how the guy got inside, how nobody was shot, how he had so many weapons, how he was shirtless, etc.Trump botched this shooting work badly.
>>533880137I really really dislike this image
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>533880161Good evening, classy awoo!>>533880169MANY ARE SAYING THIS!
>Y+S4OEZRKek it's still mad.
>Fake Status?Fake>Gay Status?Miggers>Trump StatusIsreali President>/PTG StatusBoomer.
>>533880174that was the first post I made when his picture was released, I know a jewnigger when I see one
>>533880215>get out of event so he could go home and shitpostONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
EXTREME AND ULTRA MAGA
>>533880198I haven't seen a memeflag in years, c*nada not withstanding.
So it worked out tonight.In a month and a half, VIP from the entire planet, people whose nations look up to them for leadership and inspiration, are supposed to be coming into the US for the fucking World Cup, and the Federal Agency in charge of coordinating between Intel and Local and State Police, ISN'T EVEN FUNDED TO START DOING TRAINING AND INFORMATION.AT AN EVENT WHERE RIOTS ARE THE NORMAL MID-MATCH OCCUPATION.What the fuck is wrong with you niggers?Seriously, is this a hidden camera show?
>>533880087SHEEIT JUST LIKE MY HOMOSEXUAL DOCUMENTARY
>>533880161>>533880169Aweevening awoovening Awooment Awootism edition
>>533880126They're doing what they're instructed to, it's kayfabe, nigger.
HAIL KING TRUMPHAIL MAGAOWN THE LIBSDESTROY THE LEFT
>>533880137I know this is a joke post but 90% of active duty soldiers and 80% of young men are rightwing. Meanwhile boomers have slid the hardest to the left.Why should we tolerate them anymore? Why should we let them vote our rights away with cheating and fake ballots like in VA?We have the manpower, we should use it to show them what happens when you FAFO.
>retard shills: it was f-f-fake you fucking magats!! REEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO!!!! REDDIT IS HERE HAHAHA!!!!
>>533880213isnt the sig p320 the gun that shoots itself?>i will admit that tomboys arent optimized for clowningCLOTH GOWNS
NAFOboomer needs to take his fucking meds already.
FAKE AND GAY
>>533880279>canadait is a meme flag I mean come on, a fucking leaf!?
>Some attendees grabbed bottles of alcohol from dinner tables while being escorted out of the White House Correspondents’ DinnerKek
>>533880008>believing a false flag.wow you're a gaybot.
>>533880150w-what is going on?
>>533880087if this is fake I'll be mad
>shills desperately trying to push a paid ITS FAAAAAKE narrative all across the internet>being universally laughed at, mocked and told theyre retarded everywhere outside their containment bubblesLove to see it.
>>533880196it's 1998 forever in my head>>533880213>id still be struggling with the leg shot button on my p320 holster right now but i counted a 4 second gap between the run and the ss agent getting his gat out and it seems long to me, the armchair gunman who’s never been in an asshole puckering moment like that>fuck i miss paulit's always easy to backseat quarterback but he was really hauling ass down that hallwe'll look back on this day and laughhttps://youtu.be/sCZ9sIrjXpM?si=fMn_v5lsvbljKDOR&t=32
HOLY FUCK TODAY IS SATURDAY NOT SUNDAYI HAVE ANOTHER DAY TO FUCK OFF AND DO NOTHING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he checked into the hotel as a guestwhat the fuck
>>533880383>it is a meme flagI know that. It's the only memeflag I don't have filtered
the shooter was a guest at the hotelhe was apparently tackled and brought into custody
>>533880329Hear me out... Tomboy Goths.. With amazon builds
>>533880328prove it wasn't fake, you loser commie.
>>533880384yeah i`d do that.
Looks like the distraction is working.
>this is how much trump is hatedblue tsunami incoming
>>533880329>cloth gowns on goth clownsthis is powerful memery
>>533880407lefties being violent retards because they aren't getting their way so, any day ending in Y
>>533880169Too crazy!>>533880255I just wanted a quiet evening, no one gets off Trump's wild ride!kek
DC Police confirms shooter was tackled, not struck by gunfire.
>>533880468same. I admit it.
>>533880395The shills are doing their best to pretend it's real but everybody sees it's bullshit.
>>533880456
>>533880422>ITS FAAAAAKEgenuinely how do i argue against this without sounding mad
>>533880449I look forward to not filtering Alberta's flag
>>533880438so that explains how he got the guns into the hotelbut imagine being a guest and your plan was>i'll just run at them xD
>>533880481fulcanelli the mystery of the (gothic) cathedrals
>>533880524kek
>>533880505Shame:/ tasing it is then!!
>>533880407I saw a video about something you Aussies did right decades ago. I'll share tomorrow.
>>533880361Bitch motherfucker, show the fuck up next time, and you can try it yourself.You never fucking do.It's the world's most popular sporting event.It's Literally A Month of Hooligans and Political Enemies Stayin In The Same Hotels.The matches get fires set by Hooligans FOR FUN, and you're skimping on funding Bingo cards and coordination??And those are the fucking FANS of the event, what happens if an Iran or Israel decides to plant a fucking IED or a fucking WMD?Who the fuck is going to do the coordination for those foreigners who may not speak english well, may have their own VIP teams that may look like threats in the heat of an event??And who eats that loss? The US. Trump.
>Faggot Goblino Abominacion this timeGod I want nothing but suffering for these fucking freaks for all of time.
>>533880533Just ask them to prove that it's fake. They'll post a stale meme at you, call you a migger, and screech.
>>533880533Provide evidence it isn't fake and gay.
>>533880384You really think parasitic journos are gonna walk out on free booze just because some darkie opened fire? Wouldn't be surprised if most of them harassed the caterers for the leftover food, too.
>>533880087This dysgenic phenotype is the product of a nigger and a white woman. His whore mother is definitely white.
>>533880572Or the good ol' secret service brain massage.
AWOOING!Just got in from work.I heard there was big news today.Tell me about the attempt on Trump frens.
>>533880505It's shocking that no one hit him. Looked like at least four officers opened fired.
>>533880438>>533880438negroid planning, splc funding
>NAFOboomer responded when called by name:)Just as much of a thread slave as the non-schizoposters!
>>533880490>believing a false flagput the meth down, dirty commie.>>533880523it is interesting considering how many people can see right through this, like honestly, how does a naked man with a gun get through all of the security measures?>>533880590prove it isn't, loser tranny commie.
>Nobody but the Jews in /ptg/ buying the official narrativeBased.
>>533880496I was going to play some vidya and get drunk while I wait out the rest of my timeout, but this is demanding my attention. Ill stick around for Comfy Zone and then I'll fuck off until the morning, I guess.
>>533880087>Someone tries to assassinate the presidentNo one>Absolutely not a single person on earth>...Tariq Nasheed>YOU WANT TO RAPE ME>YOU WANT TO STRIP MY SUPPLE NUBIAN BODY NAKED AND THEN GREASE ME UP WITH LARD>*pants*>THE SECRET SERVICE WILL GROPE THEIR PRISTINE IVORY TOWERS THROUGH THEIR TOO TIGHT OFF THE RACK SUITS AS THEY CHUCKLE TO ONE ANOTHER>THE TALLEST AND PALEST ONE WILL LICK HIS LIPS AND SAY "Looks like we got ourselves a reeeeeeeeeeal fine buck tonight," AS HE UNZIPS HIS HAGAR SLACKS>*pant* *pant*>AND THEN>AND THEN>THE IVORY GOD WITH HIS IMMACULATE JAW AND SAND BLONDE HAIR WILL STARE AT ME WITH HIS PIECING GREY-BLUE EYES>*pant* AND HOLD MY EBONY WRISTS>*pant* AND HE AND HE WILL LEAN DOWN AND WHISPER INTO MY EARS "you sure would make a fine house negro, boy"
>>533880213>fuck i miss paulI feel that, fren.
>>533880434kek>>533880420Mkultra shit?
>>533880434YEAH BUDDY PARTY TIME
>>533880649Was he naked when he did his Naruto run? I believe there is video of that exact moment.
>>533880614What's that?>>533880629Same I was about to sleep stuff went boobs up
>>533880601>harassed the caterers for the leftover food, too.>i`ll take 2 chickens and a fish for my cat...NOW!!!
>retard shill is angry and upset: P-P-prove that it isn't fake!!! REEEEEEEEEHAHAHA FAGGOT!!! YOU MISSED AND LOST HAHAHAHA
>A man sits and eats calmly, observing the chaos following a shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.Holy based.>https://xcancel.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2048237429333844186
>>533880329>isnt the sig p320 the gun that shoots itself?yes it is, so imagine the fun of putting one in a holster where you have to push a button with your trigger finger to draw it>CLOTH GOWNSTOMBOYS ARE FOR GYM SHORTS AND FADED TEES FOR BANDS YOU NEVER HEARD OF >>533880424>it's always easy to backseat quarterback but he was really hauling ass down that hallfast twitch muscle fibre >we'll look back on this day and laughalso now because trumo chugged a whole bottle of glenngaryglenrosspills in the 90’s apparently hehehehehehehehe>>533880458im going to allow this for now>>533880672pinky
>>533880008Of course it's a nigger.
>shills are reduced already to pretending to be retarded to get engagement for their narrative astroturfingLolLmao even
>>533880637THE US ISN'T TRAINING BETWEEN FEDERAL AND LOCAL - FOR A MULTI-NATIONAL MULTI WEEK EVENT ACROSS MULTIPLE CITIES - AT AN EVENT THAT REGULARLY HAS RIOTS MID MATCH.Yeah, I'm not normal right now, because THIS IS WIDELY ABNORMAL. To the point of Derelict.
>>533880672enjoy the show.
>>533880629Nothing ever happens
>>533880672I didn’t do any of my target practice or workouts today. Feels bad, Pinky.
>>533880414it is fake.. look at the date
>>533880692does it really matter? because it still doesn't answer the real question of how he got there, through all the security measures and security sweeps, and constant sweeps, with a gun.
>>533880137Dude, republicans are so cucked they can’t even pass common-sense laws.
>>533880552I'd like to explore some mysterious goth canals if you know what I mean
okay so apparently his plan was>check into the hotel before the dinner>use the lax security to get firearms into the hotel>bring shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives in>event happens>thinks he can just run past all of the security, open the door to the ballroom, and open firegod what a fucking retard, imagine planning something like this for weeks and all you can come up with is>idk i can run past them or something xD
MAGA
>>533880629Nigger mutt bum rushed security with a gun and got tackled down.Dinner postponed.
>>533880711Hello kitten! :D guess you got a rude awakening too?
>>533880727can you list the cities this is happening in?
>>533880692it's general practice to strip them down to look for other weapons or potential bombs
>>533880778SS IS DEFUNDED, FAGGOT, ISRAEL IS USING CHUCK SCHUMER.Not a tough line to read through.The only question is why Trump isn't being more active in smoking his ass.
>>533880693a hand crafted concussion. gettin' your dental insurance activated. gettin pfunched in the pface. chin checked. JUDO CHOP. ecetera.
I love...
>>533880008>yid >sand-monke >turk>octaroon 1/4 chance anonsLet's guess who dun did the happening
>>533880803the best blessing a man can have is that his enemies are stupid
Any reason why retard shills are saying it's fake while being upset? Why are they so angry?
>>533880710Me when there's delicious food
>>533880384>stealing alcohol from a crime scene because you're that much of an alcoholicTypical journo
>>533880807>>533880629false flag because the orange pedo tranny is losing in the polls, typical magat nigger behavior
>>533880707kek
>>533880490He was probably a conservative. Tucker said Trump is a demonic force
>The coordinated "Pray for President Trump" propaganda campaign is 100% proof that the assassination attempt was just another psyop.https://x.com/ky_statesman/status/2048208641568719229NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>8 years. >0 assassination attempts.
>>533880710Based
>>533880803niggers aren't known for being criminal mastermindssee Jussie Smollet
>>533880841I often watch donut operator, Midwest safety an such it's comf :'3 didn't know secret service did all that
>>533880807>Nigger mutt bum rushed security with a gun and got tackled down.>Dinner postponed.I guess that's what happens when the SPLC tries to do things on their own and forgetting they are niggers. They should go back to their subscription model of outsourcing work.
what do you think his white mom is thinking at this very moment
>>533880711>fast twitch muscle fibre*Howard Kossel voice* THEY SAY THEY'VE GOT AN EXTRA BONE IN THEIR LEG, AND AN EXTRA DRUM IN THEIR EAR>also now because trumo chugged a whole bottle of glenngaryglenrosspills in the 90’s apparently hehehehehehehehepretty cool of him to do an impromptu rally since we didn't get the end of the dinner, Trumo never lets you down
Apparently Trump wants to be shot, he's let Israel's #1 Defender in the US defund his security ostentatiously so that Illegals in the US don't get deported.However, it looks alot more like he just wants to help Trump or the US generally get killed.
>>533880826lol, defunded? no they aren't you dumb commie. also republicuck trannies run the house, and senate and white house. any funding issues is on their head you loser meth addicted pansy kike.>>533880936>believing a false flag.seek help, tranny.
>>533880875Because it failed.
>>533880919Yea lefties don't riot once they're placated. Weird how the amount of lefty terrorism only increases when the right is in control.
>>533880778He was a guest at the hotel.
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048228609488310665
Do think the savant is going to be delayed again?
>>533880683>i look ugly and stupid and this has led to people fucking around and finding out on multiple occassionspoor guy stayed strong to the end>>533880803he wasnt exactly john wick, or even private pyle >>533880812literally twice, i was awakened extremely rudely from a comfy nap and then decided to check in and i found id slept through the snibedding
>>533880875Their pet nigger mercenary failed and their ITS FAAAKE narrative is collapsing all across the internet in real time faster than they can construct it. Its a complete blowout loss for them and they're distraught because they know its just another display of leftist insanity and permafailure for the whole country to see.
>Here is the clear evidence of the faked show tonight ‼>Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card‼>It looks like he may have been signaling something to another person‼>One second later, Melania reacts with an exaggerated fake expression of horror on her facehttps://x.com/drhossamsamy65/status/2048214044914372806NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>>533880982>whiteyea idk about that I'll wait for confirmation
>>533880823You know that and I know that, but does the redditor currently entertaining us know that?
>>533880456>>533880548>>533880803...
>>533880719>FAKE FAKE FAKE EVERYTHING IS FAKE LIKE MY GENDER- UH I MEAN...it's wild how ineffective they are
>>533880936this is as valid a point as any right here.ilan omar wasn't the first.she's just the biggest fraud to date.
He was not deterred.https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048241421715386861
>>533880710I yearn to reach the age where I give that few fucks about everything
>>533880711Kotman. Hope youre well tonight. Janjan bopped me at 6am this morning lol.>>533880751Will do, Bruce!>>533880754Unfortunately, but you can always catch up tomorrow, owlman!
>>533880778The SS hasn't been funded in 70 days. The guys that are protecting Trump right now are paying out of their own pockets to be around him 24/7. They are buying over priced motel rooms to travel with him everywhere he goes. They have to pay out of pocket to eat every time he goes to the type of over priced restuarants trump eats at. They are throwing themselves in front of the guns of insane mullato retards with zero pay, no inssurance, and no safety nets.The SS detail Trump has right now are the realest niggers imagineable. When the budget gets fixed they damn well get backpay.
>>533880961Oh they're perfectly allowed to use any means to protect the president. Including head-butting you into a coma.
I don't want him to go to the rescheduled dinner bros.
>>533881040dummy the mom is obviously white
>>533881066Everyone is saying this.
TO SAVE THE NINJA WORLD AND SHEEEIIITTT
>>533880982Is that Ben Carson's brother?
>STAGED AGAIN>Someone needed some sympathetic attention and better ratingshttps://x.com/charise_lee/status/2048211547214987571NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>CSPANTo use the entrance you "quickly flash" your invitation paper. To enter the metal detectors you only had to show your invitation paper.
>>533881022That sucks was getting comfortable in bed decided to check ptg and found out D:
>>533880993I'm ok with blaming all of DC, Trump, GOP, Trump staff, DNC, FBI, CIA, the guys at Wendy's, it's fine so long as You FUCKING FIX IT.
>>533881020>Do think the savant is going to be delayed again?Did the SPLC do the writing for that pile of garbage too?
>>533881122looks jewy
>>533880803>idk i can run past them or something xDreminds me of when Kirk's shooter said in a text>if I can just get back to the crime scene and recover the murder weapon, then I'll have left no evidenceI thank God for making my enemies ridiculous
>533881122>trying to use cuckposting to bait engagementMediocre
>>533880160it’s a nigger jew hybrid, i saw his family photonigger dad and kike mother
>>533880982A degenerate whore gave birth to 4 dysgenic mutt freaks.
>>533881002>invited by the orange pedo swamp to make a false flagyes, you dropped that part. because secret service wouldn't just let people reside in a hotel without doing extensive sweeps of the rooms and people visiting. it's a false flag, why are you buying into it?>>533881093>believing republicommie jew lies for a false flag.seriously, you think the orange pedophile tranny kike doesn't have his secret service fully funded on your dime you meth addled loser?it's a false flag, prove me wrong.
>>533880407Legit hard to explain.Might just be a bot posting random names. Supposedly there's over a billion twitter accounts (though real "active" users is much lower). There could be a lot of posts like this.Maybe Cole Allen posted this himself. Maybe someone who knew him posted it (knowing that he might do some shit some day).Maybe someone found a way to edit a post without the edit date showing correctly.Maybe glowies are doing a social experiment of sorts.
>>533881158they are celebrating christmas silly
>Trump falls down while being escorted out of dinnerhttps://x.com/playazball/status/2048208260868538565AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>533881022>next to our shills and would-be assassins, Private Pyle was a model of competencenow that's one to marinate on
>>533880936This case is a whitea white nigga baboon monkeyNot different than the rednecks from KKK that act the same
>>533881206Oh, you are retarded
>>533881136>TO SAVE THE NINJA WORLD AND SHEEEIIITTTNiggers cannot into Naruto running.
>>533880710George Burns doesn't give a fuck when the prime rib is that good.
>arrive home from an Absolutely Exhausting, Yet Supremely Comfy Caturday in The Best Comfy Midwest State and The Comfiest State in this Entire Gay, Faggoty Country>find out The Best Comfy Midwest State Wild won>find out The Best Comfy Midwest State Timberwolves>find out there was another attempt on Blimpf's life, apparently>now all that's left is Midnite to not fuck up and welcome a comfy Bundy
>>533881206Schumer defunded DHS months ago.Did you forget that?
Do you think the Miggers will wake up and realize how Jewish they have become. or will reality set in during the Mid terms?
>>533881206>invitedDo you have proofs?
>>533880982Turns out mutts are the real terrorists.
>>533881206you’re almost blending in kike
the board troon seems real sadfaced tonight
>>533881176
>533881206your ID is dudJust like your would be assassin. Failure leaks from your front hole. SAD.
what's on the note bros?
>>533880982ELDRITCHUNSPEAKABLE GIBBOUSNIGGERS
>>533880984>*Howard Kossel voice* THEY SAY THEY'VE GOT AN EXTRA BONE IN THEIR LEG, AND AN EXTRA DRUM IN THEIR EARlel! you know your audience because thats going straight over the head of 99% of people under 60. well done>pretty cool of him to do an impromptu rally since we didn't get the end of the dinner, Trumo never lets you downAlwaysBe Closing>>533881080im well and ill bake that cake>>533881154habbedings wait for no man>>533881253you get me
>>533881066Trump is a Gigachud
So what will trump have for dinner now?
Understand the chronology —> Donald Trump was facing the worst ratings of his lifetime> Iran war backfired, gas prices surged, higher cost of living, nothing going right for Trump> Suddenly Trump decided to go to White House Correspondents’ Dinner> A shooter came out of nowhere in the world’s most secure zone and fired shots RANDOMLY (Confirmed by eye witnesses) > The shooter is shot dead, no trace left whatsoeverSuddenly Trump is due to get sympathy, he will be treated like a warrior fighting against satan...Why have we all heard this script somewhere before?https://x.com/mr_mayank/status/2048219125798035651NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>>533881273Dude or dudette was quick on this o.o
>>533881341>fucking moo-len-yawn
>>533881382anon the shooter is alive
>>533881244that's what she wants you to think
>Every time bro is down in the polls gunshots magically enterhttps://x.com/Wells_P/status/2048207658243735573NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>>533881266lol that's your reflection, loser.it's a false flag, prove me wrong.>>533881306>the left wing who has no control somehow took control to do what the kikes who run congress, the senate, and the whitehouse to defend themput the meth down, it was a false flag, SS is funded for the orange pedo tranny on YOUR dime.>>533881320>>533881335lol, you loser trannies believing in a false flag.
Is the shooter alive or dead?
>>533881344He thinks that was an assassination attempt and not a crazy guy with a shotgun. That weapon would never make it close enough
>>533881363Pretty sure he stopped by McD's on the way to the presser.
>>533881305Getting a good sleep will be nice after more retarded nigger antics, ruins my comfy.
>>533881455alive, in custody
>>533881382>NOBODY IS BUYING ITlolyou seem upset, you've repeated yourself 4 times like your ass is on fire.
>>533881238it was somehow the.......tongans!they have the power and resources to pull it off.
>>533881358Glad you're well, kotman! I'll try for Comfy Zone tonight, but odds are I'm gonna miss the target.
Total terrorists death
>>533881358>lel! you know your audience because thats going straight over the head of 99% of people under 60. well doneit filters the zoomers hard and that's a very good thing>Always>Be>Closingthe man's 80 years old and has more energy than me, it's inspiring>you get mealways habben, if you want some real lovecraftian horrors then check out this innsmouth adam's family nonsense >>533880982
>KAROLINE LEAVITT SAID THERE WOULD BE SHOTS FIRED BEFORE THE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER>YOU ARE WATCHING A WWE SCRIPThttps://x.com/_TruthZone_/status/2048213300144382236NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>>533881449Lol.. dude is like Trumpsama after all
>>533881494weekend shift shills are also so dumb
>>533881449>I'm really hungry.RFK rules. He's just thinking about his preserving his gainz.
>>533881449>im really hungryNice.
>>533881408It's an ESL shill.He's just reposting what retards on twatter and preddit say.
so, why is he naked?
>533881442>533881457you two can share. Good lord you guys are really reaching.
remember this kike?HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!
>>533881442So just for the record, you have no proofs for your assertion that this guy was the key to an(other) elaborate conspiracy originating with Trump himself to stage an assassination and bump his poll numbers?You're just going on vibes basically?
>>533881494prove it wasn't a false flag.
>>533881536Strip search probably
>no GreenlandIt's over
>>533881536leo stripped him you dumb fuck, lol
Can anyone logically explain how the PsyopAnime youtube channel had a Trump WHCD assassination attempt movie already qued and ready to upload five minutes after that actual event happened in real life?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19z12LGBec
>>533881536wound and contraband check. they fired at him, so they had to look to see if he was hit.
>>533881536checking for explosives/weapons.
A true patriot.https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048239821215162739
>>533881536Check for explosives etc.
>>533881562lmao!
>>533881562
>>533880982>fought in WW2 so a nigger could knock up my daughter award
>>533881455The nigger got taken alive and I think thats why theyre astroturfing ITS FAAAAAKE so hard. If he ends up dead in prison its the financiers getting distance.
>>533879551>>533879637Thanks for what? She's a commie monkey.Did you know what she did to us? she just larping for survival.
>>533881511that asshole is wearing my shoes
>>533881521Just another day of being a Kennedy.
>>533881565he’s going on a script, obvious jidf nigger kike like the shooter
>>533881565explain how someone was able to get past all of security with a gun, secret service wouldn't just let people be in or around a hotel that isn't searched top to bottom.prove to me it wasn't a false flag.
>>533880826Secret Service is funded through 2029 per the big beautiful bill https://www.govexec.com/management/2025/07/secret-service-commits-continued-improvements-one-year-after-trump-assassination-attempt/406713/>Won't anyone think of the secret service?Oyyy veyy
>>533881550Police often used those things for biters and spitters, they're using burrito wraps now too unfortunately expensive like $1000 per
>>533880087i love his posts but maybe not for the reason he means
>>533881614Balls of titanium steal.
>>533881578>Prove a negative or I'll dilate my neocunt some more
>>533881639and he stole your penis
>>533881632tuck him into a WH basement room, or straight to Guantanamo, or a Trump property sub-basement.
>>533880008Runnerhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116468650367386223
Fucking women.
I need Su
>>533881093They're funded through 2029 faggot https://www.govexec.com/management/2025/07/secret-service-commits-continued-improvements-one-year-after-trump-assassination-attempt/406713/
>Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. >And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby >Ok.https://x.com/BonkDaCarnivore/status/2048220342678597688NOBODY IS BUYING IT
>shills are mad he failedbahahahahahahahahaha the ABSOLUTE STATE of these fucking faggots
>>533881665Wages, or full services? It is different.Weapons like that should have showed up in searches.
Anyways the show continues. Trump is gay2 more years and he is out of officeNo more /PTG crybabies shitting over their orange cheetoNo more Miggers
>>533881687thats the osiris story im thoth (hermes mercury) i still have my fertility
>>533880008more like november down
>>533881711Duck face even..(chegged)
K I N O
>>533881683weird cope to admit the orange pedo tranny faked this because his poll numbers weren't good you loser cocklover.by the way, still a cis straight man, but i bet you want my cock as per usualy for you inbred mindless magat fags.
>>533881679I've seen they use those aluminium wraps for keeping body temperature and shit?Like when you get rescued from the water, river, sea, yknow.
>>533881711>getting shot at>better upload this to the 'gram before I die>*cycles through filters while gunshots ring out in the background*and we let these things vote
He really tried to speedy gonzalez it past a ton of well armed SS agents, was armed with a shotgun when at best he'd get a long range shot w/several folks in between, and he successfully shot an agent in their vest and that agent is doing great and will be fine. I know doomers love to civil war fantasize and post, but if it ever does come to that here it really would be like shooting fish in a barrel. They're so stupid man. Psure their combat knowledge is entirely derived from the Marvel universe where the "good guys" always win?
>>533881711love from Kazakhstan
Still baking.
>>533881750>shills are mad he failedEnjoy the seethe.
>>533881594why's leo such a pervert and who's his supervisor?
>>533881711>assassination attempt>CLOSE UP SELFIE TIME
>>533881638If she's just a commie monkey, then why did she say Trump embodied the spirit of Shonen Jump and had the joyful innocence of Goku and the cynical pragmatism of Kakashi when she was interviewed by NBC?
>kot! koooooooot!yes, crazy tomboy, im coming>>533881513>it filters the zoomers hard and that's a very good thingit makes me feel smart, which i dont get that often. (in reality people are just getting dummer)>the man's 80 years old and has more energy than me, it's inspiringthat diet coke, man. theres not a natural ingredient in it, that has to mean something>always habben, if you want some real lovecraftian horrors then check out this innsmouth adam's family nonsensekek, is that not a new netflix show cast shot?
>>533880803Something needs to be done about all the libtards.
>>533881806that`s an interesting rig.
>>533881782two and a half more years for you to be locked in here with me
>>533881806I remember seeing this live when I worked at a gubmint building and some crazy dude crashed a plane into an IRS office.Armed guards with dogs everywhere.
after 12 years these Miggers will finally have to change their tone when his 2 terms are up.and its not going to be pro-israel
>>533881711This is a HOF post for all the right and wrong reasons. Saved and truly awestruck by how fucking perfect it is. Holy fuck.
sincerely believe this is the last event Trump can ignore before someone close to him diesenemy responses to the assassination attempt are the worst they've ever been
>>533881847Thanks, owlman
I've had enough excitement for wan night NN gm, may your dreams have sexy Tomboys ^•^>>533881871
>>533881844At least he's smarter than the one who tried to burn Mar-A-Lago down.
>>533881793you never hear DMX rap about it
>>533881661>>533881144
So how did a guy get a gun to trump that close again
>>533881578now prove you are not sub 50 iq.
thread is moving so fast nobody will notice this cat
>>533881866Did they ever end up releasing the English Translation of Rance X? It was the last game in the series I haven't played yet, and I was told it was the biggest and best Rance game ever made.
Omg someone fired a gun within a thousand feet of trump. This is totally an assassination attempt
>>533881952apparently he checked into the hotel a few days before the dinner and snuck in the gun part by part
>>533881885Grim Reaper comes for us all Migger.
>>533881958
>>533881958I see it.
>>533881844Why isn't DHS doing Federal exercises with State and Local around World Cup? Why isn't there better information on the international criminal groups that will be in attendance?Why aren't they practicing mass casualty WMD and other disaster responses?Are we trying to see shit get fucked up from basic shit like Crowd Crush or power outage, or fires and power outages?
>>533881750>another shooting>trump delivers kino candid shotsVery nice.
>>533881958Jokes on you, I noticed it. It's the only cat posted at the end of Caturday.
>>533882005DHS hasn't had funding for over 2 months now
>>533881806these middle aged accountant types with shoulders like boulders intrigue me on a personal/psychological levelwhat makes them tick?
>>533881917>believing a false flagget off the meth, kike.>>533881955that isn't proof you nigger tranny kike.try again.
>>533881806HKUSA really needs to bring these to the civilian market. I'd buy ine, my MPX needs a fren
>>533882026The man is a living portrait factory. No matter how bad things are he will instintually do the most iconic thing imaginable no matter how bad the situation.
>>533881880Obviously it's insanely compact, folding. But I'm not a /k/ommando, so I can't extrapolate the company and assembler's name.
>>533881871>yes, crazy tomboy, im comingat least she's not dead, that's a W probably>it makes me feel smart, which i dont get that often. (in reality people are just getting dummer)if you want to feel smart then remember they think they've watched a movie on their fucking telephone>that diet coke, man. theres not a natural ingredient in it, that has to mean somethingno one ever talks about all the health BENEFITS of microplastics (making us all immortal, probably)>kek, is that not a new netflix show cast shot?no unfortunately it's the cast of real life, he tried to warn us with The Horror at Red Hook but we didn't McListen fhtagn
>ITS STILL ISRAEL TO ME DAMMIThow will Miggers adjust without their Drumpstein and their Cope threads.
>>533882047>DHS hasn't had funding for over 2 months nowWhy isn't DHS funded in the US's 250th Birthday Year?an obviously politically ripe once in a nation's history event, that also corresponds with the world's largest most viewed sporting event, the World Cup matches that last over a month andinvolve Political Enemies from all over the earth and their Hooligans?and regularly has mass causality events mid-game from riots?
>>533882047>lies about how they aren't funded.try again, commie tranny.
>>533882158>>533882158>>533882158New thread>>533882158>>533882158>>533882158Neos thread
>>533880322>Meanwhile boomers have slid the hardest to the left.This is false and the opposite is true
>xe thinks /ptg/ is going anywhere:)
>>533881960I saw walkthroughs with english posted a week ago.>>533881982oy vey
>>533882050nigger the press declared war and then syndicated it on msn.lollmaofuck off with your false flag bulshit
>>533882348so you admit this was a false flag because of poor polling numbers, glad we agree.
niggers and kikes
>>533880982Even full blood niggers call them half breeds and I allways hear them repeating "shit them half bloods are fucking crazy"
>>533881018>gotta go fast!
>>533882987>“You cannot fast move in the presence of enemies.
>>533882062SP7 is confirmed and looks to be around 2.5k. Wonder if it will have the iconic finicky older stock or the new ones the SS appear to be rocking
>>533880784Bro common sense laws are out the window and have been.
