He said he will be there for 2 days but he’s been there for 3 days, it upsets me so much and he said “omg sweetheart it’s weather” but I checked the weather 3 times AND IT WAS SUNNY
>>533880309Maybe he's running around really fast and it caused time dialtion?
>>533880309Maybe he's cheating on you with black trans-woman instead of a hot blonde. Statistically speaking this is the more likely scenario.
>>533880309Probably went to Atlanta for some BBC
>>533881143>>533880998You guys are gross
>>533880998Mutts law
>>533881422Don't shoot the messenger honey, I'm just delivering the message. If that does turn out to be the case, just know that spring is barely starting, and I've never made a baby with a leaf.
>>533881422sorry baby, you upset? this is whats probably happening...hes being unfaithful behind your back in the worst possible way.... sorry to tell you
>>533880309Keep yourself busy and make him some pesto lasagna
>>533883015Omg he will go crazy!! >>533882813Shut up!!!!!!
>>533883428I've never tasted Indian pussy before, do I need to bring my own naan or am I going into this hands only?
>>533880309RANGEBANPILOTLEAF
>>533880309How the fuck are you still posting this shit after so long
>>533883949My husband has special connections
>>533883995sounds goodtell us?
>TFW he's eating HER curry instead of MINE
>>533884060He works for spy agency in Canada and works very closely with the USA. But don’t say that I told you
>>533884350sure, whats his name?I want to revel in his glory
>>533884439His name is Alexander
>>533884517last name?
It's the weather, just trust the plan
