https://people.com/111-year-old-new-jersey-man-shares-his-3-secrets-to-a-long-life-11957501
>>533886121I chain smoke, drink like a fish and only sleep once a month
>>533886121> 111looks like shit, more like 150 kek
>>533886121Anyone who has done any serious research into these claims all come to the same conclusion - the secret to living to an age like 111 is deceit and bad recordkeeping. There are no other "secrets."
>>533886195He was born the same year WW1 started technically he survived two world wars and may live through a third
>>533886121The key to longevity is to be both female and Japanese.
>>533886296They'll call him three-for-free.
>>533886121I respect his efforts. I imagine by 90 you're pretty much fucking useless for everything, so your only point in continuing to live to is to make life worse for everyone else, especially those around him. He's managed to make them suffer for 21 years straight at a minimum.That is fucking based.
>>533886195As compared to the other 111 year-olds you've seen?
>>533886121i wonder how many 100+ mfs fly under the radar. i worked at shithole rehab facility and we had two ladies 102 and 103 and they both had longer telomeres than that breathing corpse
>>533886121Jesus Christ, why the fuck would you do that to yourself? Even 70 is too much.After 50 you become entirely useless. Just look at boomers.
>>533886121I quit the first one but I smoked for 20 years and have always gotten poor sleep since I was a childguess i'm fucked but who wants to live to be 111 genuinely that looks hellish
>>533886757I am sure in the future they will be putting brains or even the entire thoughts into a new body or just uploading it onto a server so they can live forever. However people if the yare not too bad health wise will want to go beyond 70. You get to 50-55-50. Imagine only having 20 years left or 10? A cut-off period akin to Logans run - albeit not in the 20's but 70? Younger people may detest older people and boomers in particular, they will however become the boomers of the future as the boomer is eternal.
>>533886121I honestly don't want to live longer than 80 or so. That dude looks like a semen covered bag of rotten potatoes.
>>533887284He should have drank and smoked more.
>>533886121Fake article. He’s 79. Don’t believe everything you read online.
>>533886121He don't know what he's talking about, he lived that old by dumb luck alone.
>>533886238correct, most 100+ year olds are scammers, especially the Okinawa and Sardinian faction.>>533886567if you're an unfit 50yo then yes, you're gonna be useless @90.>>533886757boomers are Untermenschen because their minds have been highjacked. The meme of >you're useless at 50IS peak boomer.intelligence evolved so that older members are useful even if their physicality is past peak. But in humans, we recently got backwards for some reason.If you remain fit, you remain useful the entire time. Boomers are fat, lazy, uneducated (except their speciality) and live comfortable lives.So yes, don't smoke or do any hard drugs. Very little alcohol.Good sleep.Train mind and body.Enjoy a good social life.Great nutrition.It's that easy.
>>533886121fuck no i dont want to live that long
>>533886121You know gramps is down bad. Probably hasnt felt an unwalled woman in 40 years. Grim.
>>533886121He doesn't look a day over 40, pic related is me and I'm actually in my 30's believe it or not haha
I slept 5 hours a night for 5 years. While wagecucking in a factory. Now my ability to write is fucked, my musical inspiration is fucked, my general creative energy is fucked, I cannot do math as well or visualize as well, i am struggling through calculus II at 32, I feel permanently dissociated from reality, even losing my virginity at 28 with viagra because I had erectile dysfunction from lack of sleep, didn't even matter much to me. I am half the man I used to be and I fuckign hate it. Now I sleep normally but my life is utter shit still.
>>533886121Yes sir I listen exclusively to old people because I learn from elderly wisdom
>>533886296>too young for WW1>too old for WWIIThis is the proto-boomer that literally got away with everything, no consequences, never did anything, won everything.
>>533886121YepAdd it to my 111 synchronicities this week
>>533889385I know you do vaxxie
>>533886171fpbpI'm dying b4 40 cuz some fag in a book said it was gay to live past 40
