My 8yo son just told me "dad, when i grow up i wanna be sam hyde and clavicular combined"How do you respond to this?I've blocked internet on his tablet.only brain games and sudoku app is allowed.
you beat him for being a faggot that talks about e-celebs
>>533888121You tell him he can be infinitely better than them by advocating 100% remigration of all non-whites and jews from all western nations
you watch fish tank dot live
>>533888121Why does your 8 year old have unfettered internet access? you're probably a bad parent
>>533888121So you raised a faggot.
>>533888121My 8 year old played Roller Coaster Tycoon then said he wanted design roller coasters for a living when he grew up. He then started releasing gorillas to torture his guests.
early 2000s was great
>>533888121Get him into preparing for the future, both potential economic turmoil and natural disasters. If he starts with $1 and keeps multiplying the result by two then after 20 times he'll make over a million.A person probably won't start as low as $1 and doesn't have to invest it all into one thing at a time. Perhaps he'll find stocks that 2x quite easily, but it still might be a slow process. Basically, focus his mind on more practical matters which will also make certain joys easier to obtain as well.
>>533888121clavicular is jewish
>>533888121sam hyde unironically isn’t a bad aspiration
>dad, I want to be an unfunny junky homosexualI'd probably beat some sense into him.
>>533888121I think you did the right thing with blocking the internet. Maybe also get him into a hobby or sport too.
>>533888121it's ogre. transition him now so he can pass someday
>>533890063>sam hyde unironically isn’t a bad aspirationHe's an obese 40 year old fuck up talking about red pills like it's still 2012
>>533888121Clavicular cannot get an erection without dick pills and Sam Hyde isn't funny and ruined the careers of all of his friends.Just bully your kid.
>>533890063Ah jeez my pills
>>533888121Get him into UFC and watch it with him, or some other sport.For a man, nothing is more appealing than a competition, not even a woman’s attention.
>>533888188Fpbp
Sam Hyde comedy is strictly internet 2000-2004 message board humor. He's that kid that would reference Something Awful every morning at school, some gore video he'd just watched a zillion times would become his personality for the day. Meanwhile everyone else would be talking about normal shit like burning pirated music CDs and who fucked who after the bonfire and dance that weekend.
>>533888121Admit you've failed as a parent and try to steer your kid's life back in the right direction.>But I didn't do anything!Yeah, that's almost certainly the issue.Instead of committing to raising your kid you dumped him in front of a screen.Exposed to a constant stream of digital frivolities is it any wonder his brain is fried.
>>533888121He's going to get away with it no matter what you do
>>533888188based. it turns u fake and gay, just look at /pol/.
>>533888188The only correct answer.
I wonder if these millennial girls grew up to be woke hr roasties with she/her in their bio. How did things get so fucked up bros?
>>533889265I would build long winding queues to amenities at great elevations and delete the paths behind them, then watch them do the only thing around while thousands of them stood atop one another, which was to buy beverages. Then I would watch them all piss and shit themselves to death on 1sq m of land with countless occupants all perpetually drinking and pissing and shitting I was about 6 (roller-coaster tycoon 1)
>>533888121This pic takes me back to a time before social media and mobile phones; a time when fat chicks were rare. I want to go back.
>>533888121tell him to stop watching goonbait goyslop
>>533888121You call him based, then go sneed in your room.
>>533891920Pretty easy to manipulate women with total control of the media
>>533890499You forgot rich
>>533889265Damn, have you shown him the gorilla channel? I think he'd love that.
>>533888121Scream at the top of your lungs into his face "CHUD GOY CLIQUE MAKE THE FOIDS SHAKE" to signal to him that you understand his generation, and then sit him back down in front of the computer for 8+ hours per day of worldstar. He'll be fine.
>>533888121What does an 8 year old baltic kid find appealing about Sam Hyde?
