>>533892077Because the HOA fines you if you don't maintain it.
Get the fuck off! That's why!
It's Zen Meditation.Remember The Super Genius started off as a Lawnmower man.
>>533892118Your country is such a commie fucking shithole dude
>>533892077Time away from the wife
>>533892077They have nothing better to worry about.
>>533892077Idk but I fucking hate it. I live with my boomer mom and she literally cries because she doesn't have a beautiful lawn, and she says she can't go into the yard unless it's been completely fixed up (for free, by me).When I eventually buy a house I'll probably just plant clover so I don't have to mow. I will never understand why boomers wanted "perfect" lawns that provide nothing to bees
>>533892077gotta look good for blackrock
>>533892077it gives them time to think about what to grill
Wouldn't it make sense to mow the lawn in Tick country?
>>533892180>It's Zen Meditation.not sure I understand this. it seems more like dao enlightenment. zen meditation seems more like shutting your mind off rather than trying to "perfect" something
>>533892077General maintenance keeps varmints out of your yard and the closer you are to the woods the more relevant this is, but obsessing over your lawn for appearances comes from English aristocrats who were showcasing the fact that they didn't have to grow food on their property to survive like the peasants.
>>533892484Have you never seen a Zen Garden before?It's the exact same Principle as The Boomer LawnThe specific lines in the stones are the lines in the Boomer Lawn.Both are highly cultivated Zen States
it was cold war propaganda, you're not a communist are you? you have to have your green and tidy lawn.
Zen Boomer >>533892484
They are inspired by Satan. They had the Garden of Eden and they turned it into a parking lot. Anything God created, specially created and designed for their unique area, they destroy, with joy. Ritualistically. In exchange what they do plant is sterile mockeries of what he's made. HOAs are also Satanic for this reason.
>>533892306This.Also: wtf else they gonna do
>>533892077Boredom
>>533892118Hen or egg.The HOA is full of boomers.
>>533893068Status.
>>533892424What is tick country
>>533892077If I had to guess it's because it's one of the few expressions of whiteness (order, beauty, cleanliness etc.) they have left.
>>533893068niggers know you're bored when mowing lawns, they just keep wondering why you won't be their homies when you're bored instead
>>533893160Switzerland
>>533893184Mowing the lawn is one of life's most satisfying endeavours Have you never mowed a lawn?
>>533892077A better question.Why do boomers care about working so much?Why can't they retire with all the money they hoard and give the chance of better positions to the younger generation?
It gives them purpose. You need to understand that boomers who have no job, chores, nagging wife to smack, etc will become bored and docile. So they are always mowing the lawn or working on some bullshit in the garage to find purpose. The sand in their hourglass is running out, and this helps them cope.
>>533893239yeah and niggers keep wondering why i'd rather do that instead of be their friend when i'm "bored"
