PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeXNEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533888168
Make America Great Again!
>>533893410This image is inherently antisemtic as it depicts a man of ashkenazi descent being brutalized and forces to the ground face down
MAGA
>>533893410>The pissed
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/250-journalists-sign-letter-demanding-forceful-protest-against/I want to see the journalists that were involved dead by firing squad
esoteric and redacted
The entire board has erupted in chink shilling threads. Holy shit those tiny dicked cucks are so mad this attempt failed. BRICS losttrannies lostAmerica wonTrump won/ptg/ wonAnd we're going to keep the Senate in the midterms. It's never been more over for anti-American faggots.
>>533893410Hey there’s always tomorrow! And the next day. And the next day.
>>533893415>>533893434yep
>>533893526
Behold the Holy Chart!
>>533893552Oh, I forgot one... gayniggers lost too
>>533893526The fact that this was started by the og king of fake news Dan Rather is quite humorous. Also, AWOO.
epic bacon
>>533893688makes me want to call the next one the sedition edition just for keks
>>533893688>The fact that this was started by the og king of fake news Dan Rather is quite humorous.I didn't even realize he was still sucking air.
>>533893707the narwhale
>>533893627the hangings better be public.
>>533893707grim
>>533893410Imagine what he's thinking in that moment.Two minutes ago he was psyching himself up.>OK, TIME TO MAKE HISTORY>series of deep breaths>turn the corner out of the stairwell and sprint like a monkey>take a shot at an agent >YES THIS IS MY MOMENT>boom... tacked and down on your ass>stripped>handcuffed>naked with a mylar blanket over your ass and a camera in your face>slowly realizing you will never see a moment outside of prison again>like pissed away at 31 all for TDS
>>533893410So how did the Q thing work out? Is Hillary in Guantanamo yet or are we still "TRUSTING THE PLAN"?
>>533892952okay are you ready
>>533893818yepperidoodle
Did this nigger really think he was going to get close enough to shoot Trump?
>>533893803
>>533893841
>>533893410They missed AGAIN?Man leftoids are terrible at that, sheesh.
>>533893487i wish we got some knee action
If you didn't stand by President Trump you should never show your face around here again. You're absolute scum!
>>533893793can you believe rich and mordrid is still going? i thought it ended like 6+ years ago because 100% of all discourse about it completely evaporated all at once.
>>533893410trump was saying 5 pct of presidents get killed but isnt it higher than that
>>533893526>>533893627>>533893688>leftist reporters demand "forceful" confrontation with President Donald Trump>a deluded leftist tries to breach security and shoot the president (again)Really makes you think
>>533893807there's a larper that comes in here every so often and cries because everyone laughs at them.. other than that nobody really gives a fuck lol
>>533893410The guy on the ground in the picture looks middle eastern. I wouldn't be surprised if he was either an Israeli or an Iranian.
>>533893848history is fill in the missing wordhttps://sebsauvage.net/paste/?cf57a7a2bd5ffd46#XeN1bzmgo/EgPZfd0tfLzS5nRSrMo2CnQlkMFIueeUo=>>533893803i really hope they release other angles of the tackle, i want to see secret service run straight at the retard and tackle him straight to the floorit's a shame they are going to save the best stuff for the trial
>>5338939268% have been shot at.
AGENT USED TACKLEIT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE(normal is super effective against _______)
>>533893937>they are going to save the best stuff for the trialI can't wait for legal eagle to spout how innocent this dindunuffin really was.
>>53389392647 presidents (45 if you don't count the non-consecutive Cleveland and Trump)... Four killed.So that's 8.5% of 47, or 8.9% out of 45
>>533894027lmfao yeah>actually, are we sure he even had the requisite intent in the first placegod what a faggot
>>533893986that would mean only 4 but i know its more
>>533893928i don't know how they can say ...anything with a straight face after last night.pretty pathetic and shameful. including what's gone on all last night leading into now.it's kind of incredible to just watch it unfold. dudewithrealityglasses.jpg
>>533893803What I personally find funny is where all these faggots will be in 10-20 years, when Trump is gone from the center stage and the left/media have a new boogeyman on the right. Same thing for all those people who ruined their lives at age 20 for posting a bunch of extreme shit under their real names during the Gaza War or Charlie's assassination, which will still follow them a decade from now, long after the adrenaline wears off and they start to realize it wasn't the best foresight.
>>533894078got it that makes sense. and i know teddy and ronny and trump took bullets and survived. and george bush dodged a shoe
>>533893937no don't worry if i alienate him it will be over lolis!you don't know how many battles were actually lost on this front like we were able to spin GG into trumpism and "win" there but so much was lostso muchalso yes i've been going back and trying to fill back up my playlist with the OST songs i listened to. if you are not clued into some of the hidden gems of them, the bomberman hero OST is some of the best drum&bass music out there like it still completely destroys most the genre. but it's only like half the OST, the other half is just boring
>>533894193looks like a hasidic homeboy
Why do leftard subhumen always love to kill?
>>533894122>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots
>>533894221sheeeeiiioyvey
>>533894244if you were a mixed jewnigger you would want to kill also
looks like the russians are starting to take some losses in mali as they try to help the military government push back the rebels
>>533893937also lmfao go read the reviews on bohrdom now>as a shooter, it failshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>533894244it's because they are constantly told>trump and MAGA are threats to democracy>they want to end the democratic republic>they are evil fascists>no kings>we are le resistanceif you hear this for years and years and years your mind eventually gets raped
>>533894177yes, he'll be 50 sitting in a supermax cell for life... Trump will probably have been dead for 5-10 years, and nobody will remember his name.Meanwhile, as you say, a thousand new pages of history will have turned and people barely even mention Trump and the old days of the 2010s and 2020s anymore.And he'll get to spend his life realizing the stupidity and futility of being a useful idiot for the constant outrage leftymob
>>533894280someone needs to keep eyes on lenny kravitz
>>533894291Maki, is it weird that I sometimes forget the Russo-Ukrainian War is even still happening? It feels like even the media got bored of the story and moved on.
>>533894292>as a shooter, it fails
>>533894292wonder if they`ll take it down?
>>533894292yes it is VERY good, steam will likely take it down in the morning(also it can help pay for his legal bills since people are actually buying his game for once)and i'll listen tomorrow
>>533894401I'm surprised it's not already gone... they will definitely remove it soon
>>533894373no not at all, it doesn't help that for the last few years it's>russia takes a town nobody has ever heard of>it took 3 months, 4000 russian lives>and got them 1km closer to their goal and then>ukraine retakes a town nobody has ever heard of>it took 3 months, 4000 ukranian lives>and got them 1km closer to their goal and it repeats over and over and over. it's okay the first six months of the war was very entertaining
>>533894373it`s become background noise of a happening.
>>533894405>buy it>leave meme review>refund itpeople will continue this in droves until they de-list it
>>533894540lots of people will want to have it in their library because it's funny
>3 assassination attempts>Left wing media will continue to demonise himIt's all so tiring
Which one of you left this review on Cole Allen's game on Steam?
>>533893410Well, better luck next time
>>533894568lol... when I first looked at the steam page a few hours ago there were 3 reviews, none about the shooting.Now there are 64.And yeah, for the $1.99 price I'm sure quite a few will keep it for the lols
>>533894292kek
I WAS RIGHT!!! HOLY FUCKING CUM TITTIES I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!!back in 2025 around June i made a prediction on 4JackieChans that there would be an attempted assassination at the Annual Washington Gala...The only mistake I made was I thought that it was going to be the Winter Gala event!!!!Welcome to Noxus - bite markshttps://youtu.be/I2gX4SAB04U
>>533894329Yeah, it'll be even worse for the people who got arrested for doing other random useful idiot stuff that didn't even become big news. Imagine, for a moment, someone throwing their life away to, say, hurt or kill some minor activist or personality on the right, or some counter-protester during some random march, you go to prison, and then all the articles about your crime end up relegated to the local news which will just get deleted from the local news website once they clear it out to make room for the data required for the next decade of pointless local news. And then when you get asked in 2042 by your fellow inmate what you're in for, and you say it's because you assaulted or killed some guy you didn't know over some political issue that doesn't matter anymore, and in fact didn't even matter a few months after you committed the crime.
The next assassination attempt will be in Florida because I overheard a WebSDR conversation about it being planned.
>>533894796many such cases
GM & God bless youmy coffee and croissants will taste extra sweet seasoned with leftard tears today.
>>533894474>russia takes a town nobody has ever heard of>it took 3 months, 4000 russian lives>and got them 1km closer to their goal>and then>ukraine retakes a town nobody has ever heard of>it took 3 months, 4000 ukranian lives>and got them 1km closer to their goalMeanwhile, USA treats Iran like its little bitch after treating Maduro like its little bitch. Cuba is next.
>>533894256this niggerkike is probably a /ptg/ tranny shill but he looks nothing like the shooter. like not even close.
>>533893410>THE PISSED
>>533894989KEK
>>533894906based MAGAman
migatrannies think every single assassination attempt on zognald is "le totaly organic"
>>533894906Good morning Frenchie.
The MkUltra techniques are strong with me, but I am not a fate writer, I only read.So you can stop trying to kidnap me
>>533894193>>533894256that's the guy?
>>533894897It makes me think of any of the guys who did shit during the Bush years because he was Hitler or whatever. Like, wherever they are now, it's definitely not in anyone's memory. People can barely remember these sorts of guys from the 2016-2020 era, let alone the Obama or Bush years.
>>533894765lol
>>533895113anon this is not political in the slightest please do better>Palestinians voted in local elections on Saturday that for the first time in two decades include Gaza and are a gauge of the political mood as Israel's government seeks to destroy any future for a Palestinian state.
>>533895033i think your axe wound is totally organic xirYWABAW!
>>533894703There shouldn't be a next time, lets not make God's work harder, everyone involved should die. These people repeatedly conspire to put the duly elected president in harm's way, it's treason and they should treated as seditioners
>>533895169>Palestinians voted in local elections on Saturdayoh who won?like were they all israeli plants?
>>533895169>Hamas finally holds a totally legit election after the 20th year of their 4-year termOh boy, I wonder if Hamas will win. It's totally a mystery!
>>533895169hey would you classify the 250 journo thing as incitement, sedition, or both?
>>533893869hehe
>>533893410Secund mendment bubbas who always talked about the ability to remove tyranny pissed because people want the war criminal pedophile dead
the sticky is over.....
Fucking losers lmao.>w-we n-need to build the ballroom..Like a fiddle. It's all theatre.
Did anyone see that an Iranian threw red paint on the Ex iranian King's jacket?This is a Persian tradition to symbolise unity.Basically it means that the Iranian people are signaling to him by using persian traditions to state that the Iranian military is with the King.The person who did it is the son of an Iranian military official, and this was the only way to tell him without causing alarm.But this also means something else in Persian traditions, such as if he stays away and the fight continues, they will take to fight directly to the west without getting him involved.
>>533895297>pedophileproofs?
>>533895351There was a sticky? I don't even pay attention to the catalog anymore.
>>533895297so true BRICS monkeythe second amendment exists so that buthhurt leftists can try and murder one guy they don't like while doing nothing at all about the rest of the government. that's literally what it's for!
>>533893526bunch of performative faggots
>>533895351Deservedly so..
>>533895426the ballroom's already approved though.. he just wants it built faster.lol
>>533893410Well, I'm upper, upper-class, high-societyGod's gift to ballroom notorietyAnd I always fill my ballroom, the event is never smallThe social pages say I've got the biggest balls of allI've got big balls, I've got big ballsThey're such big balls, and they're dirty big ballsAnd he's got big balls and she's got big ballsBut we've got the biggest balls of them all
>>533895473Is that nigger related to Matthew Harris?
Bollocks knackers bollocks knackers bollocks knackers
>>533895426you've cracked the code. trump convinced this deranged gaynigger with TDS to try and kill him so he can make a poignant remark about how an event held at the white house would be more secure. you've cracked the N-dimensional chess on this you galaxy brain
"He is ready to rumble, I will tell you," Leavitt told. "This speech tonight will be classic Donald J. Trump. It’ll be funny, it’ll be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight in the room. So everyone should tune in; it’s going to be really great."Less than an hour later, the metaphor became a terrifying reality.>there will be some shots fired tonightBlursed prediction, based prophecyxD
what the fuck happened now
>>533895351>>533895483>not even 24 hours since i last checked The Big Important News Cycle Stuff>apparently a WH shooting happened and it's already gone and memoryholed?
>be American>get …. ?
>>533895795nigger tried to run the SS at trump press correspondence armed with a shotgun
>>533895795until i'm informed otherwise, i'd say it's the seditious incitement edition
>>533895830Because it was a black man that did it.Everyone knows that black people do these things to get a free bedroom.
>>533895795Wolf Blitzer shat himself on the way to the bathroom at the WHCD because he got tackled by police due to a gunman a few feet away.
>>533894292>as a shooter it fails
>>533895795Black Naruto tried to assassinate Trump or some of his administration at the White House Correspondents dinner and failed miserably. Turns out he's a half black-half jewish California lefty game developer. Typical reddit troon seething ensued.
>>533895795well according to the media a few loud noises were heard so drump told the SS to rough up a peaceful protester for no reason.
>>533894328We have all been having to hear it for 11 years. Only the retarded become The Mindraped.
>>533894193>overbiteoverbite, where the jaw sticks out and the teeth don't look normal is DEFINITELY a jewish-only physical trait.
>>533895830>>apparently a WH shooting happened and it's already gone and memoryholed?It was a gay nigger from Caltech.
>>533896095trump didnt tell his wife about the false flag operation as punishment for her keeping the epstein dialogue in the front of everyones minds with her improptu speech a couple weeks ago.
Last night was straight kappa fr everyone had a good time, in interviews people who attended said it was fucking awesome.Everyone who was media kept saying "what the fuck", as muscular men came in like some kinda stripper show that made all of their left wing bussys wet.
>>533895297Just because he makes you seethe, that doesn't make him a tyrant.>>533895426>be Australian>up is down>winning is losing
>>533895892>>533896095>>533896104Don't forget the best part of reddit starting their "staged" narrative practically while the dude was mid-run, everyone laughing at them and then shills showing up 10 minutes later (and even currently) trying to run with their stillborn narrative.
>>533896546Upside-down British Texas is a strange place. So I've heard.
>>533896684all so predictable.
>>533896684Just remember that reddit spread that narrative but they didn't originate it. That talking point is straight from a democrat funded NGO, guaranteed.
>>533896104>may have been MAGA supporter shooting their gun off in celebration
>wears IDF sweater>deleted from instagramwhat did they mean by this?
>>533893410Only /ptg/ believes all assassination attempts to be genuine
>>533896684They never go after JD. Even snakes respect him. WH staff should pack heat just to anger the journos.
Oh, and I almost forgot, RFK didn't get to finish his dinner.>>533896976Good point.
>fake polls are trvthi see the hoes are mad again
>>533893410Planking is back?
>>533897189kek what a lad(dad)
>>533897189he seems like the type to have some emergency jerky stashed somewhere on his body.
>>533897189>Oh, and I almost forgot, RFK didn't get to finish his dinner.I'm sure they get pick up something at the drive thru on the drive back.
>>533897265He probably keeps some drying in the glove compartment or engine bay at all times.
>>533897189they were about to start serving the salads when niggeruto began his run.nobody got any dinner.it was like an apocolypse in a hotel restaurant except nobody died.many such cases!
>>533893410I know he tried to kill Trump but was it necessary to rape him?
>>533897313that`s the smart thing to do in these troubled times.
>>533893410thank god this didn't happen when Bondi was AG
>>533897189>the scene as rfk types
how much you wanna bet that nigger was getting fraudbux in CA and was mad because the money dried up.>>533897229naked nigger naruto planking was never a thing, sorry
>>533893410kikes stealing champagne
>>533897508>how much you wanna bet that nigger was getting fraudbux in CA and was mad because the money dried up.i've been running under the assumption that it was splc ajacent
>>533897581that`s not being a kike.that`s just good planning.they might have to be locked down so might as well grab a few.
>>533897581Not surprising, most of them did. You think those parasites were gonna walk away from a night of free shit just because some darkie tried to shoot up the place? Probably hit up the caterers for free food, too.https://x.com/RiderRiderZeke/status/2048268527371428158
>>533897265Recommend a good emergency jerky.This is important information.
>>533897821buy a box fan and two hepa duct filters that fit the fan.cut strips of meatsalt them however you wantlay them on one of the filterstape the other fitler to the other filter so the meat is coveredtape that to the fanturn on the fan and come back in 24 hours.emergancy jerkythere ya go.
>>533894244Their leaders i.e. democrat politicians, journalists, and celebrities, openly order them to commit acts of terrorism against their political opposition. It's really a miracle this isn't more common, since the entire media apparatus does everything it can to legitimize leftist terrorism
>>533897803>hit up the caterers for free food, too.there was a post earlier saying they did.
>>533897179Jesus Christ, he's fast!
>>533897821>a good emergency jerky.croc is good.or camel.>https://ripsawjerky.com.au/collections/croc-jerky
why did he thug up
>>533897937>It's really a miracle this isn't more commonfacts.Jesus protect Trump and the United States.
>>533897920As much as I like to do things myself I think I'll stick to the easy budget version and just buy a small amount of finished product. >>533898003Interdasting. I'm curious to try it but I think I'll stick to beef or bison jerky for emergency purposes.
>>533894892Underrated
>>533898208>but I think I'll stick to beef or bison jerkysee thats why croc, or maybe gator is perfect.most will go "ow i don`t know" so it lasts for longer.
>>533898208kekok so it's not a kill the cow and leave town in the morning kind of emergency then
>>533898280You're forgetting the first rule of emergency supplies: use what you can keep in stock. This is America, we have lots of beef and bison here. Gator jerky is regional.
>>533894989RELEASE THE PEE PEE TAPES
>>533898167these are getting too good
>I just wanted some chicken>n watermelon boss
>https://x.com/SummaCLigma/status/2048234860515369166
>>533898333favorite one's still the one where him and trump are playing the retard song at tim walz's house
>>533898326
>>533893410california is such a piece of shit. the us media and the entire university system needs to be flushed.
>>533894906Gm fren! <3 God bless you too!
uh oh, stinky! https://x.com/i/status/2048187509083906123
>>533893410just found out about the attempt now how does this keep happening man
>>533898482is that the best wall they have?grim
>>533893676Was gonna say!
>>533898482maki's gonna be so happy when they wake up
>>533898519Leftist mediocrity combined with them collectively being mindraped their entire lives.
>>533893410trump be like
>>533898553I don't remember what it's like in Japan since it's been a few decades but the USA just brought back federal firing squad owo
>>533898482Iran is fractured, their leadership is in disarray. We don't even know who to negotiate with. I suggest all who wish to lead participate in a good ol' WWE cage match, but we won't allow medics. A country needs a chad leader, not some bi-polar pussy with a bunch of different colored flags.
>>533897581>>533897803It'd be pretty funny if they got arrested later lol
>>533898482Now the real question: Was he killed in an attack or did they finally off him because we kept saying he was, in fact, gay?
>>533898662Is... Is this real? Jav code? No real reason o.o
>>533898712Find god.
>>533898683nigga got wrecked
>>533898280I gotta try it before stocking up on it. Don't wanna buy something and then later find out I hate it. >>533898285Hey, I do a lot of cooking and have no problem canning or dehydrating food. I guess for me it's just more practical to have something packaged and ready to go.Now in a real SHTF scenario having homemade jerky in large quantities would be a really good thing. But in the event of just needing something when you're in a hurry the store bought stuff will do.
>>533898482did they ever find his leg?
>>533894256afrojew :D
>>533898662Did they really make a Trump x Takaichi pron? Lewd and perverse and haram.
>Bless Israel>Survive 4 assasination attempts>Curse Israel>Die in the first assasinationI love Israel!
>>533898712>Is... Is this real? Jav code? No real reason o.oThis is real, some german low-key telling how bad things are in germ land. Seems their situation is right for a new hitler to rise up... if they weren't so cucked and eunic pilled. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQvSItqdd5o
>broccoli haired zoomer
>>533898733fair enough.it is tasty.
>>533898771I can't tell anymore D: you have JD sharing memes about himself
>>533897604well you can bet its nigger-adjacent at least>tutor of the year award in a small tutoring agency>dei degreeshe was clearly no engineer or videogame coder>run for it expecting to shoot accurately later>burst through first checkpoint>facetank next checkpoint>instantly busted, stripped, and shown to the world as a failed retarded schizofuck to join all the other retards larping as assassins in prisonyou can't expect me to believe this guy was any kind of smart, not in a million years
>>533898733well, to be fair the thing i described is essentially single use except for the actual fan... but it is a cheap way to decide if you'd want to get the actual kitchenware to do it, they sell culinary devices that do the thing i laid out..I'd just get one of those... that way you control which meats you're curing.. and it's easier and cleaner operation, kek..
>>533898722I did fren! In few hours heading to church to work :3 huge thing going on, new organ pipes and moar
>>533898832I've heard people say that ostrich is good but it isn't something that's easy to get here. Hell, beef prices are ridiculous as it is. And where I live you can't even find a decent brand of braunschweiger.
>>533895685Cooked that freak
>>533898996I'm sure there's dedicated sites to get stuff like ostrich, emu eggs and all that even on clearnet Australia for awhile sold roo meat in stores
since you were talking about jerky i sliced a beef thin and salted it
Cole Allen’s name appeared in this twitter post in 2023. Coincidence?>>533897089>>533898677https://x.com/HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955https://x.com/henryma79561893https://archive.ph/1NpHb
>>533898996>>533899062>>533899097Can't you juts leave the fucking birds alone?
Trump really faked (another) assassination attempt. This time it was to get his retarded ballroom he wanted? Kek.
>>533898482Called it from the start of the conflict that America buried him along with the rest of his bloodline.
>>533898949I grew up on a farm and the family used to regularly put half a cow in freezer to eat on. Back in those days having extra beef to cure was no big deal. Today you have to sell one of your kidneys to afford a steak. Maybe one of these days I'll get around to trying my hand at making the homemade jerky.
>>533898482>NONONO this can't be happening the Ayatollah is ALIVE he's alive damnit the glorious Islamic Republic is WINNING REEEEEEEEE
>>533899192i made jerky out of sirloin steak and was floored. basically just salted it with some salt and the marinade i wouldve put on them anyways for about an hour before laying them out to dry.. it was like eating steak tip chips.
>leftard indie game dev preaching nonviolence tried to assassinate the president>fails spectacularly because life isn't a video gamethese people are such rats.
>>533899119Sounds good. >>533899351You guys are making me hungry. I gotta try that sometime.
so ive been looking into a few coments on some left wing spaces and whats their obsession with trump shiting his pants man is all poop related coments man
>>533899390>fashtard maga president larping as peace prize winner tried to start ww3>fails spectacularly because life isn't a video gamethese people are such rats.
>>533893552But this absolute bot/fed general is totally legitimate
>>533899450>fashtard
so what was the reason behind this? He trying to gather the last ounce of sympathy from the Americans or are they gonna blame this on Iran?
>>533899450>>533899476same flag....
Watching shills tell obvious lies hoping and praying someone more uninformed than they are will buy it will never not be hilarious. Their entire world view, their very existence, is predicated upon the propagation of pure lies and blatantly manipulated half truths. Not even the most brainwashed discord tranny could ever convince themselves that theyre the "good guys" when every word they say is knowingly in service to falsehood.They are fully aware that they are evil and they revel in it. Do not ever forget that they will lie, they will cheat and they will steal with shamelessness and then they will try to gloat about doing so. For the Lord has made your enemies arrogant, retarded and too blind to notice either.Look at them. Look at them and laugh at them. Theyre wrong about everything and always will be wrong about everything. Reality itself pisses on them and mocks their very existence.
>>533899390They're going to tear into his life and find everything out about him. There might be deeper ties to what he tried to do. >>533899443They are projecting. For 4 years they pretended that Biden wasn't suffering from dementia or shitting himself regularly so now they project that onto Trump out of hate. It's an old Alinskyite tactic.
/pol/ believes this event was a mossad op.But there is also evidence surrounding this event that history is being altered by a time travelling AI
>>533896095>Typical reddit troon seething ensued.May I see some examples? Not that I dont believe you or anything, I just wanna see what kind of cope they are cooking up
>>533899543Probably IMGtroon IP hopping again.
>>533897179Is that meatcanyon?
Every time someone makes a post with a pepe image it's almost always the dumbest fucking opinion I've ever seen.
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>>533899612>this event that history is being altered by a time travelling AIyou already said that.
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>>533899625They spent all night screeching about it being fake. They're still doing it. You don't have to go far to find it. And they'll continue that narrative for weeks.
>>533899708>>533899726AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>533899612>mossad op>nigger goes running with guns and knives into manned checkpointsmossad would do it differently i think
>>533899775>mossad would do it differently i thinkand now that nigger is gonna be eating beans for life
>>533893410Peter Doocy questions why does this keep happening to Trump, knowing damn well it's the media drumming up hate with their constant lies and hatred towards Trump. What a joke pretending people can't see this lol
>>533893422Still baking
>>533899708What retarded schizologic cul de sac distractionpost is this supposed to be
>>533899612>But there is also evidence surrounding this event that history is being altered by a time travelling AIyou previously stated this fact in the past
>right wing conspiracy theory: >"leftist NGOs are staging right wing events to create a strawman for them to attack">turns out to be true>left wing conspiracy theory:>"time traveling AI convinced a mulatto indie game developer to arm himself and narutard rush the WHCD in a false flag operation so Trump can build a ballroom at the White House"
>>533899844>that nigger eatin beansdeath penalty beans are good eatin
Patriot
>not giving a shit and keep eatingHehI guess being old does have its perk
>>533899989the TTAI seems to be something else. basically it probably tracks events that can alter timelines if i had to be schizo about it. i dont think it mkultras people (but it might)
>>533899625one guy said the nigger was based. when made fun of he said doing anything you can is based. they are also calling it fake. which would mean trump is doing everything he can to win, and therefore based by their own definition. so the leftoids convinced me. if this is staged and this gives us the midterms then that would be based! also cancelling elections would be even more based. but i don't think is big enough for that. we need a much bigger false flag where leftist try and start the commie revolution. perhaps they could burn down congress with everyone in it (the handful of good ones can escape), as congress would no longer be needed in the Trump Reich. lefties paying attention? get to it xirs!
>>533899859He's just teeing up Trump for a soundbite. He knows that it's the media and the left who are responsible for the rhetoric.
Testing to see if I'm out of jail yet.
>>533900279everyone is here forever, you know that, kek
>>533900279that janny has been trying to banny me for weeks
>>533900279Good morning, pinky. Welcome back to the monkey house.
>the killer has photos being in an IDF uniform>attacks right as a magician from Israel is doing a magic trick>interview on fox news is cut off as a lady says someone warned her it was planned to happenI'm tired boss
>>533900279be wary dorofrenthe janny is a eurocuck
>>533900279can anyone see this post?it seems all blury.
>>533900279Looks like I am. Good!MAGA and good morning and all that fun stuff, last night was wild with the seething redditoids.>>533900300Check'd and you know it! With that said, I'm gonna get some shit done before I have to go out of town for the day.>>533900309That janjan is a niggerfaggot and I hope he's somewhere having a particularly bad dilation session.>>533900330It's always a fun time in the monkey house!>>533900360I'll be keeping my doros to a minimum until things calm down, no worries. What got me was an awoo of all things.
audi time traveler and the golden memetic order
>>533894989when you piss on your enemies, you win bigly
>>533900029>Fake tits gap.
>>533898553They got into a wall-off with Trump and lost!
>>533893803At least he did something
>>533900370>673x532>blury
>>533900530i got laughed at earlier for having a blurry bee
>>533894027Well he is guilty of being a nigger but trying to kill crypto-kikes isn't a real crime they aren't human
>>533900529>At least he did somethinglol you must be a real sad piece of retard shit
>>533900529anons rule the world, we decide your future
>>533900552It was a 24 hour, so I wasn't able to appeal it, which is ultra gay and petty of that nigger. Also, kek. Teach me your ways one day, lil' awoo!
>>533900529He did? May I see it?
>>533900568is your phone screen all smeared with cheeto dust or what is wrong with your eyes
>>533900529When he gets out of prison at 65 I'm sure he'll be the most popular guy with an ankle monitor in the retirement home.
>>533900624Why Are you mad someone tried to kill a millionaire crypto-kike from New York
>>533900667>>533900696>>533900712Dial 8 to cope and seethe kikes
>>533900722>>533900749You lost, tranny.
Mornin guys. Any new funny info on that shooter
>>533900722fucking lol u r mad and stupid as fuck lol
>>533900722*billionaire.
>>533900749Cope and seethe at what, dummy?We're laughing at him and you.
