>>533896812
>>533896812You’re fucked in the head, cunt
>>533896812OP: if you use 'humo' as the label, when people search for 'humor' it doesn't show up. That's why your threads keep dying. Use 'humor' and humour' in the opening post to get more people in your threads.
>>533896812That person might be a reptilian, karsh or kash.
>>533898576Mein gott
>>533897299Found
>>533897299but... all of them are curved
>>533897779Why the fuck would the woman’s salary matter
>>533900352The "average deaths per shooting'" thing isn't a fair conparison (since cops aren't on site).Still a very good info pic if the numbers are correct.
>>533897779Lol, thatis the crazy bitch that Sam Bankman-Fried was dicking.
>>533897779Top wall has already ruined all of them.
>>533901486>since cops aren't on siteit's a central part of the overall point - cops can't be everywhere, but armed citizens can be
>>533901652Normies will never be able to understand the thrill of pinning the weasel...
>>533896812Best humo thread I've seen all day>>533900538Based round-earther
>>533903266Fair.
>>533903266>All those guns>Still cucked by ZOGCome on guys I'm trying hard to root for you
>>533903266>>533905392I used to unironically believe we would use our guns at some point about 10 years ago or so. I've become more accepting of reality since.picrel since its a humor thread
fuck it, ill dumpaint doin shit
>>533897728It's comfier not having keyword searching morons come in and spam unfunny shit like this
>>533897779>salary >womanThat being said, give me green shirt. I don't want to pay the maintenance fees for the whores below.
>>533906066checked, and correct opinion
>>533905870lost
>>533906111sick trips, AND I losthave a blessed day brother
wheres the leaf to bless the thread?
>>533897779Im taking any stacy on the bottom.Imagine unironically choosing the ugly goblins on top lmfao.Btw pro tip: Ugly foids are 200% more likely to cheat on you and are massive whores due to insecurity.
>>533906292Top row, green shirt.You know she would be the perfect sub.Some women are born to wear chains.
>>533906441Nah fuck that ugly rat foid lol, I couldnt even get it up lookin at that desu.
>>533905758Video games pander to the female fantasy much more than the male fantasy. They consistently portray women as equal. This is not tru when it comes to any physical sport (including fighting).It is probably not true mentally either.
>>533897756You understand how timing could be key.
>>533897779Stacy, of course. I want my kids to have the best genetics possible.
>>533906265I will invoke his presence.
>>533896812Hey ya hosers, you can take off eh.You and your /pol/ humor threads are offside.They aren't even funny.You racists ought to know that people of color are better than a group of yahoos like yous at moving the puck down the ice.Keep it up and you'll find yourself in the penalty box for sure.
>>533906849that's also the male fantasy
>>533906292>he doesn't want to pin the weaselyou'll never learn the peak of sexual ecstasy until you try it.
>>533900142I knew it! A happy merchant hiding in plain sight
>>533900327This is one of the most stupid things I’ve seen a politician do in a long time.
>>533900711how else would you stay a NEET?
>>533897867>lumma balls
Literally lead pipes.
>>533905758What game is this?
>>533907924crusader kings 2great game, fun way to waste time
>>533907977Ok but what if I want an FPS game instead. Do I go with that Resistance game with the great gun customisation, Modded Stalker (og trilogy) or try something new and do GR Wildlands?
>>533907205Icing when puck come down before de udder guys, my harm go up play stop den start again
>>533900278I'd forgotten about this classic.
>>533906763Thatll do it
>>533907977shocking that they removed this feature in crusader kings 3
>>533908307
>>533908307That photo is amazingThe quintessential America picThe American dream realized
>>533908337im almost glad video games are such dogshit now, helped me stop wasting a colossal amount of time
>>533908253Kek
>>533900142wow I can see the straight lines now
>>533897779Men will chose the slut, the complain about women going for the tall guys over the hardworking one.
>>533907549QRD?
>>533908927
>>533897779>muh salaryManicured nails made this pic.
>>533907343> It's also the male fantasy, that women are just as strong etc.It is definitely not my fantasy. And I doubt that for most dudes as well. It is uniquely, a feminist fantasy.
>>533905975
>>533908927>slutmaybe maybe not but you sound jealous
>>533905392I'm not John Mclain you foreign spazlord. I will pop a nigger holding up the convenient store in my town no problem but I'm not going to drive 1000 miles and storm the fucking capital. Goddamn what's so hard to understand about that?
>>533909022Did she dieded?
>>533905157if you're gun curious here is the link to the running archive of muricans wacking criminal niggers and getting off scot-free. I post it in every 'laugh at americans and their guns thread'>https://www.americanrifleman.org/armed-citizen/Here is this week's feature: On Feb. 21, a man with a knife allegedly threatened a couple outside an apartment complex in Clearwater, Fla. Fearing for their lives, the male victim shot and injured the suspect.Once released from the hospital, the 37-year-old suspect was arrested on charges of aggravated assault. He was also charged with battery on a person 65 or older for a separate incident the day prior, in which he had allegedly thrown a water bottle at a 70-year-old woman, striking her in the face. (wfla.com, Tampa, Fla., 2/22/26)
>>533909188no, about the equal part, not that they are just as strong, but that they are adults than don't need to be managed like children
>>533909495the second amendment was written as a bulwark against foreign invasion and government tyranny, self defense was taken as a matter of course.
>>533906989
>>533906989No this one
>>533906989Nope, this one
>>533906989Finally found it
>>533897779A woman's salary becomes detrimental to your relationship once it's more than 2/3rds of your own.Relationships with women who make more than the guy almost never work out unless the guy is a literal cuckold.
>>533908460Me eith nazi foxgirl
>>533908975kek
>>533908753Obligatory
>>533909608i'm well aware nigger. if you 'take down the government durrr' then what are you gonna replace it with? niggers like george washington, john adams, thomas jefferson had a plan to replace the british system. I don't. you don't. it can't be done, globalism has already arrived and I just want to be left alone i don't want to go be a politician. fuckin teenagers...
>>533907670>Historians believe this.
>>533910414
>>533908975I would love to have the audio of your whole video. Not the easiest thing to Google.
>>533909022
>>533910587>shrinking penisesholy fuck, mein sides
>>533906356PizzaGatehttp://archive.fo/wD0G6https://pastebin.com/jXHpiN1Mhttps://imgur.com/a/Ty6QQ1Phttps://odysee.com/@QuantumRhino:9/Pizza-for-your-Family_-An-Overview-of-Pizzagate--PedoGate--Pizzagate:dhttps://archive.fo/Ia5ZHPics here:https://imgur.com/a/pHo6UNuhttps://imgur.com/a/JMXQ7KXMore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpPiZClb48https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1mUKD6aCXCPQfVA2ZqQ5JLFbkDqsH8b5-?usp=sharing&sort=13&direction=ahttps://www.brighteon.com/36c16709-9621-452f-bc4f-0cd71c59028fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoohlcHNkEPedo Island images and videohttps://pastebin.com/X6P0S9ciDid you know that Jeffrey Epstein hosted science conferences on his island?https://web.archive.org/web/20101111012357/http://www.jeffreyepsteinscience.com/More /pol/ sex trafficking archiveshttps://pastebin.com/CsSncUf7
>>533910726oh yeah btw, if anyone has the full gif/webm of this where the chair'd heeb cops a feel of his buddies tit I'd really appreciate it. Cant find it in my folders
>>533906453What’s them squiggly lines say?
>>533910800all around great post anon, you deserved those digits
>>533906659
>>533897867Make sure to check your sexbots for stds anons
>>533909836Holy fuck i want that to go with my, this thing
>>533906873You understand how TDS could be key.
>>533911190TDS has given the Zion Don more staying power than anything he could have ever done.
>>533907003The leafs have been failing in their one holy duty lately. Maybe they’re all on a gay cruise.
>>533910726>Chairman Moshe Goldberg
>>533907205Doesn’t count unless it’s original. Though you are clever and humorous.
>>533911250I havent hated homos this much in a while, I can't even become to fathom the depths of this faggotry
>>533905758This is actually a christcuck fantasy
>>533903318that sweaty amphetamine chase...
>>533908077I only play video games with non binary characters!
>>533896812What kind of ESL subhuman wrote this excerpt? It's incomprehensible.
>>533908145
>>533911512
>>533908420
>>533911910if only the world was so just
>>533911892
>>533908552
>>533912005
>>533903318> Normies will never be able to understand the thrill of pinning the weasel...She does look like a weasel.
>>533912014
>>533908975
>>533910987Kek.
>>533911183I lost it.
>>533906110Breath "play" is literally more retarded than gooning. Imagine explaining how she were to die.
>>533912485>Imagine explaining how she were to die.while trying to hide my boner
>>533906175She's lucky she didn't die
>>533912536
>>533896812meh kash will be fine thats his handler not his gf lmaoshe does fuck him but not in the way he likes it
>>533912641
this is perhaps my favorite jpg ive ever saved
>>533897299
>>533909237> I will pop a nigger holding up the convenient store in my town no problem but I'm not going to drive 1000 miles and storm the fucking capital. Goddamn what's so hard to understand about that?Because you’re peaceful. I’m also peaceful and hope to never have to use the vast arsenal of weapons and ammo I have stored in my underground bunkers. Though like all American gun owners, I do fantasize about shooting blue helmets and commies. And tranny faggots.
>>533903266thats what makes me lol theyre so fucked loleven if the younger gens are retarded the vax schedule being reduced should help alot
>>533906110Was he arrested?
>>533900278>that fluoride stare
>>533912897
>>533909495> the male victim shot and injured the suspect.>injuredI’ve enjoyed reading those stories for years. But they really support the case for better firearms training. The violent nigger should have had three through his heart; not just be injured. Our shooting education system has failed us.
I hereby decree that every lurker itt must post their best humor, or be found guilty of being a massive faggot
>>533906131This would be horrifying
>>533905870
>>533909022Never coom while doing something dangerous. The amount of women who masturbate while driving proves they don't orgasm very hard.
>>533909149Danny Casolaro
>>533913299checkedG
>>533907844I can't believe having an entire generation skip two years of school to keep a handful of boomers from dying had negative repercussions
I've lost 30 lbs since Christmas anons. I have about 30 more until I'm back down to about 15% body fat.
>>533909534> but that they are adults than don't need to be managed like childrenAgreed. My last serious girlfriend was hot but needed tending like a child. It was exhausting. >anon, wake up and make me coffee, you’re coffee maker is too complicated. >anon, I didn’t know I had to drain pasta after cooking it. . . that’s why the mac n cheese is soupy>anon, I didn’t know I had to check oil in my carIt’s just not worth the trouble, no matter how hot she is.
>>533897779"High IQ" are the most pozzed, liberal cunts yoy could find. Jyst get a normal IQ girl that isn't retarded and program her properly.
>>533909608
>>533909110this GIF is a classic, I remember seeing this in old school WW2 shooter forums, like Hidden & Dangerous 2; even Heroes & Generals, when it was still alive
>>533909702I don’t get it. Why can’t I turn on red?
>>533913838>old school WW2 shooter forumsDay of Defeat was my first love in vidya, playing as a squeaker child in 2004 was a lot of fun. Was told what Double Penetration was before I could grow pubes
>>533907507KEK
>>5339127391 image, 100 jokes
>>533911026
>>533909230Always gets me. Kek
>>533914025Learned similar things in Medal of Honor: Allied Assault xd, some of the players have redpilled me on the Jewish question there
>>533909495I just had a very similar post by a vegan trying to convince me not to buy leather. (Minus the shooting). Thanks for the laugh.
>>533914399>Medal of Honornow thats a name I havent heard in a long time
>>533909534Most women behave like a mixture of adults and children. The people claiming that this is not the case, usually make that exact claim about men.They also try to control men.
>>533914541
>>533914350
>>533914541which is why I am saying it's a male fantasy
>>533911081> Make sure to check your sexbots for stds anonsAnd definitely disable the self destruct settings. I lost a gf to an exploding wireless vibrator. Or was it a pager? Can’t remember, but her pussy was splattered on the walls of the pizza parlor basement.
>>533911512there isn’t a single person with the term “Christcuck” in their vocabulary outside of the JIDF. nobody organically thinks or speaks like that. it’s a purely synthetic Israeli weapon engineered before your ancestors were even a mere twink in your great-ancestors eyes.
>>533911647Low class chinks are as sociopathic as pajeets and niggers.
>>533911745
>>533915338Do we need an immunity version of Jax?
>>533911811
>>533915408> Do we need an immunity version of Jax?Of course. He’s a good boi. Tilly is a good girl too.
>>533897779Is this that nasty rat-jew of Pinning the Weasel fame?
>>533897769That's Michelle Obama dumb ass
Great thread!
>>533915744I'm not very good at these
>>533907459>This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>>533915246The same thing happened here too. Now they are considering closing the food banks due to misuse from "asians".
>>533913791
>>533915137Don't act like cucks if you don't want to be called one
Well thats all for me niggers
>>533916312See you next thread
