Come one, come all and decide in today's special subject, our litmus test!Which button would you press? Reveal, and be revealed!
>>533897420Vote your answer for funsieshttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV0W8Gn3
>>533897420I press red and is happy and content about it.https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV0W8Gn3
Only betas press red to save themselves. I press red because I want to see as many blue-button pushers as possible die.
REEEEEEEEEEEED GAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>533897534That's a reasonable and moral position.
>>533897420I asked my wife and she said ''red, duh'' but she's autistic.Her family's over for lunch tho and they all said blue, so i said OUR FAMILY IS A RED FAMILY AND THAT'S THAT.
>>533897420Red ofc, but that's just me
>>533897463>>533897487Bluetards confirmed BTFO
>>533897621Would it really be so bad if your wife's pledditor vaxxmaxxing family disappeared though? I get that it would be sad for her, but it would probably be a better world, no?
>>533897662She agrees with me that pressing blue is retarded lol. She would grieve but would accept it's ultimately better this way
>If red won what would the immigration policy be in a random hypothetical surviving country?>In short: tightly controlled or near-zero immigration, heavy emphasis on sovereignty and security, and a cultural shift toward "our survivors first." It would feel like the most risk-averse, self-interested version of current "closed border" policies, amplified by the knowledge that everyone alive chose personal safety over global altruism.
>>533897662I mean imo if there are enough bluetards, they're safe. So i dont see any issue with this. If they are so confident in rpessing blue, they deserve the consequences
>>533897420*presses the blue button*heheh
Here's a correlation I really want to see, are you vaccinated people? Is there even one red here that is vaxxed, or a blue that is unvaxxed?
>>533897463/threadhow does anyone even refute this?
>>533897855Red here, dodged the vax, never masked.
>>533897916Redfags trying to equate this hypothetical non issue to something like Covid are almost as retard as bluetards
>>533897855Proud Pureblood Redpresser Never vaxxed
>>533897989Sorry you fell for the vaxxI'm sure you thought it was necessary for herd immunity and the new omicron variant and your old nana who makes the best spätzleNot sorry
>>533897855Redder, nevervaxxed, nevermasked, warned everyone about the vaxx.
>>533897855For what it's worth i got 2jabs early in covid but would press red. There are and were reasons to get the jab that weren't conformity
>>533897420Why is this getting pushed so hard, and why are people incapable of understanding the problem? Why is "red" the selfish and autistic vote? This is not a prisoner's dillema where everyone making the self-preserving decision ends in punishment. There is literally no reason for anyone to press blue - it's suicide and therefore a red presser wouldn't be responsible.
>>533898117It's true I died 2 years ago according to antivaxxtards Also I'm infertile and totally don't have any kids
>>533897855Red. Unvaxxed.Wife is blue, unvaxxed. She's unvaxxed because I convinced her not to get it even when everyone around her was getting it, and she swapped her vote to red once I explained the game theory of the button question to her.The ONLY way I'd ever press the blue button is if my family had to choose before I could, and they chose the blue button. In that ONE scenario, I would press the blue button. Assuming the global population has some period of time to discuss the outcome of the button press though, you'd have to be insane to go with the blue button.
>>533898170>>533898170>There are and were reasons to get the jab that weren't conformitysuch as? being in jail or the army or any gov. job?
Midwit thread. Correct answer is blue. Unsurprising that /pol/ gets another thing wrong again.
>>533898230yeah and space is fake and earth is flat and jews run the worldhaha hans you really uncovered me
>>533898196You don't get it, NPC's don't care about morality or logic, they only simulate that they do to fit in and deceive people, that's why this test is so good because it instantly reveals them as NPC's.
I voted blue because I'm not a psychopath
bumo
Which colored button was financed by AIPAC? I'm not voting red or blue if this is just more of their tricks.
Topic exhausted. Blue won the vote btw so stay mad
>>533897855to be fair in this scenario. pressing blue actually does save the rest of the retard blue posters if >= 50%during the covid scam all that taking the vax does is cause micro scaring on your heart. it didn't even stop transmission like lying politicians claimed.>take it for others sakewas a complete lie.
Only some fraction of first-world Westerners are choosing blue. India + China + Sub-Saharan Africa = 50% of the world's population.
>>533898772If Blue wins India, China + Sub Saharan Africa is moving into your neighbourhood
>>533897660>maladjusted retards choose redWow, what a surprise.I choose blue. If I die, good, I don't want to be stuck alone in a world full of just you selfish retards.
>>533898752Fewer than half of a percent of the western population accesses twitter regularly.You're taking the opinions of a slice of a slice of a slice of a slice of the human population, most of whom have a largely convergent set of values and psychological profiles, and assuming that they stand for the BILLIONS of people who don't have a twitter.
>>533898952>saudi arabiawe're culling low IQ muslim shitskins guys.pls make this experiment real so we can let these retards suicide themselves for no reason.
>>533897420I press blue because I know most people would choose Red so I can finally be free from this flesh prison
>>533898952>I don't want to be stuck alone in a world full of just you selfish retards.You already are lmfao So go ahead and kill yourself. Oh you won't? That's what I thought, you're just a hypocritical pussy who wants to do some moral grandstanding
>>533898856Right. Current state of affairs continues uninterrupted.
It's an allegory for US politicsRed Button=selfish homicidal GOPBlue Button=altruistic lifesaving DEM
>>533897420All you had to do, was to press red, CJ
>>533897855redgot one russian vax
>>533897855Red and never had any kind of vax in my life
>>533897855Novax redder
Bumo for red
Whoever presses red is a fucking idiot commiting suicide. Blue button would only work if the whole world was white.
>>533897420psyop by trannies and blacks unless you switch the colors
If you press the red button you're either not white or spiritually a nigger. simple as.
