Come one, come all and decide in today's special subject, our litmus test!Which button would you press? Reveal, and be revealed!
>>533897420Vote your answer for funsieshttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV0W8Gn3
>>533897420I press red and is happy and content about it.https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV0W8Gn3
Only betas press red to save themselves. I press red because I want to see as many blue-button pushers as possible die.
REEEEEEEEEEEED GAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>533897534That's a reasonable and moral position.
>>533897420I asked my wife and she said ''red, duh'' but she's autistic.Her family's over for lunch tho and they all said blue, so i said OUR FAMILY IS A RED FAMILY AND THAT'S THAT.
>>533897420Red ofc, but that's just me
>>533897463>>533897487Bluetards confirmed BTFO
>>533897621Would it really be so bad if your wife's pledditor vaxxmaxxing family disappeared though? I get that it would be sad for her, but it would probably be a better world, no?
>>533897662She agrees with me that pressing blue is retarded lol. She would grieve but would accept it's ultimately better this way
>If red won what would the immigration policy be in a random hypothetical surviving country?>In short: tightly controlled or near-zero immigration, heavy emphasis on sovereignty and security, and a cultural shift toward "our survivors first." It would feel like the most risk-averse, self-interested version of current "closed border" policies, amplified by the knowledge that everyone alive chose personal safety over global altruism.
>>533897662I mean imo if there are enough bluetards, they're safe. So i dont see any issue with this. If they are so confident in rpessing blue, they deserve the consequences
>>533897420*presses the blue button*heheh
Here's a correlation I really want to see, are you vaccinated people? Is there even one red here that is vaxxed, or a blue that is unvaxxed?
>>533897463/threadhow does anyone even refute this?
>>533897855Red here, dodged the vax, never masked.
>>533897916Redfags trying to equate this hypothetical non issue to something like Covid are almost as retard as bluetards
>>533897855Proud Pureblood Redpresser Never vaxxed
>>533897989Sorry you fell for the vaxxI'm sure you thought it was necessary for herd immunity and the new omicron variant and your old nana who makes the best spätzleNot sorry
>>533897855Redder, nevervaxxed, nevermasked, warned everyone about the vaxx.
>>533897855For what it's worth i got 2jabs early in covid but would press red. There are and were reasons to get the jab that weren't conformity
>>533897420Why is this getting pushed so hard, and why are people incapable of understanding the problem? Why is "red" the selfish and autistic vote? This is not a prisoner's dillema where everyone making the self-preserving decision ends in punishment. There is literally no reason for anyone to press blue - it's suicide and therefore a red presser wouldn't be responsible.
>>533898117It's true I died 2 years ago according to antivaxxtards Also I'm infertile and totally don't have any kids
>>533897855Red. Unvaxxed.Wife is blue, unvaxxed. She's unvaxxed because I convinced her not to get it even when everyone around her was getting it, and she swapped her vote to red once I explained the game theory of the button question to her.The ONLY way I'd ever press the blue button is if my family had to choose before I could, and they chose the blue button. In that ONE scenario, I would press the blue button. Assuming the global population has some period of time to discuss the outcome of the button press though, you'd have to be insane to go with the blue button.
>>533898170>>533898170>There are and were reasons to get the jab that weren't conformitysuch as? being in jail or the army or any gov. job?
Midwit thread. Correct answer is blue. Unsurprising that /pol/ gets another thing wrong again.
>>533898230yeah and space is fake and earth is flat and jews run the worldhaha hans you really uncovered me
>>533898196You don't get it, NPC's don't care about morality or logic, they only simulate that they do to fit in and deceive people, that's why this test is so good because it instantly reveals them as NPC's.
I voted blue because I'm not a psychopath
bumo
Which colored button was financed by AIPAC? I'm not voting red or blue if this is just more of their tricks.
Topic exhausted. Blue won the vote btw so stay mad
>>533897855to be fair in this scenario. pressing blue actually does save the rest of the retard blue posters if >= 50%during the covid scam all that taking the vax does is cause micro scaring on your heart. it didn't even stop transmission like lying politicians claimed.>take it for others sakewas a complete lie.
Only some fraction of first-world Westerners are choosing blue. India + China + Sub-Saharan Africa = 50% of the world's population.
>>533898772If Blue wins India, China + Sub Saharan Africa is moving into your neighbourhood
>>533897660>maladjusted retards choose redWow, what a surprise.I choose blue. If I die, good, I don't want to be stuck alone in a world full of just you selfish retards.
>>533898752Fewer than half of a percent of the western population accesses twitter regularly.You're taking the opinions of a slice of a slice of a slice of a slice of the human population, most of whom have a largely convergent set of values and psychological profiles, and assuming that they stand for the BILLIONS of people who don't have a twitter.
>>533898952>saudi arabiawe're culling low IQ muslim shitskins guys.pls make this experiment real so we can let these retards suicide themselves for no reason.
>>533897420I press blue because I know most people would choose Red so I can finally be free from this flesh prison
>>533898952>I don't want to be stuck alone in a world full of just you selfish retards.You already are lmfao So go ahead and kill yourself. Oh you won't? That's what I thought, you're just a hypocritical pussy who wants to do some moral grandstanding
>>533898856Right. Current state of affairs continues uninterrupted.
It's an allegory for US politicsRed Button=selfish homicidal GOPBlue Button=altruistic lifesaving DEM
>>533897420All you had to do, was to press red, CJ
>>533897855redgot one russian vax
>>533897855Red and never had any kind of vax in my life
>>533897855Novax redder
Bumo for red
Whoever presses red is a fucking idiot commiting suicide. Blue button would only work if the whole world was white.
>>533897420psyop by trannies and blacks unless you switch the colors
If you press the red button you're either not white or spiritually a nigger. simple as.
>>533897420Red without a flicker of hesitation.I find it really alarming that so many people would choose blue with this framing but I guess I shouldn't be surprised by things like this anymore, people are unbelievably stupid. If there were some additional benefit for picking blue it's a much different story but the way this is presented its:>If you push this button you have a 100% chance to live>If you push this one instead, your chance to live could be anywhere from 0 to 100.There's nothing present beyond guaranteed survival and potential survival. People must be inventing their own additional conditions to justify choosing the latter. I think if a huge sample of people were actually placed in a test like this and they were genuinely convinced that there would be follow-through and not just data for a social experiment, the number of red pressers would jump up significantly.
>>533900688Good job, everybody who you think is white is now dead, because 90% of chinks, jeets and africans just pressed the red button. Congratulations, you are an idiot.
>>533897420I press Red because it seems like the funnier option
>>533900996Tragedy of the commons. People like you/jeets who only act in self interest and view everything as a zero sum game are the reason we can’t have nice things
>>533900688there is no downside to pressing the red button, blue is literally just taking unnecessary risk
>>533897420Piss all over the buttons is the patrician choiceWargames.txt
>>533897855I press red and I was vaxed but only because I was told it would kill me. I am still waiting.
Red. How is that even a question?There is nothing to discuss.
>>533898952>I don't want to be stuck alone in a world full of just you selfish retards.holy fuck it's retarded.You're already stuck in a world full of red pressers and it's opposite of stupidity. By definition it's the intelligent choice.
>>533901325What comic?
>>533901316>People like you/jeets who only act in self interest and view everything as a zero sum gameThis is exactly what i'm talking about when I say "People must be inventing their own additional conditions to justify choosing the latter" There's no way you're operating in the provided conditions, you're either trying to apply the question to something unrelated or your retarded mind is adding something to it. Thanks for jumping out of your seat to provide an example. Also you don't know what a zero sum game is if you think that applies here.
Game theory? Self interest? I press red because there's a nonzero chance all the blue pressers die. Either they die, and their grandstanding self-satisfied moralfaggotry dies with them, or nothing happens and they continue to seethe. Win-win. They can try and call me a murderer all they want, but all I did was press a button. They're the retards committing suicide, mad that I just want to grant their wish.
>>533901794doktor sleepless by warren ellis ( known for writing transmetropoltian, ironman extremis , netflix castlevania and dead space)
This is a mossad slide thread btw and not political
Brown answer:>I don't want to die, red button saarAryan answer: >realizes there's never a reason to choose blue, that blue is just suicide, picks red and explains to everyone he knows and cares about that they should also pick redWhite liberal goycattle answer:>noooo you're literally killing me if you don't also press blue like I did how dare you how daaare youuuuuJew answer:>tells fellow chosenites to press red while publicly stating he's pressing blue and trying to convince and shame white goyim into pressing blue
>>533897534Based and correct.
I am not playing and you shouldn't be either. The content of these "moral philosophy" games is allways fake and gay.The form is where it is: An all powerful authority which says "you have to pick this or that, or else...". Note, that the "or else..." is not even implied anymore, your conditioning is already so far, you just obey. So you do (you), proudly declare your "choice" to the audience and yell at those anti-skub bastards. You love this crap exactly because it is fake.When a real ethical decision happens in your life, zero of this wankery will help you know how to choose and you will fuck up. But don't worry, there is allways /r/AITA to tell you that were right.>But but but.. what if it is God? Then you'd have to choose!The Lord will test you, but He won't shit-test you. He knows exactly what you are and what you'll do. Repent, nigger.
I keep seeing bluefags use dumb arguments such as>w-w-well wh-what if it's a literal diaper-shitting baby or femoids or demented old person who doesn't understand the question and picks blue, you need to pick blue too to save them!!!Think about this next question and really think hard about it. If this scenario were actually real, and next up is your son or daughter, are you telling them to press red or blue? Seriously, which one do you tell them? Are you actually going to tell your small child to hit the blue button? If you do, I honestly do not believe you. And if you honest-to-god would do that in a real scenario, I imagine you're the same type of evil malicious parent that would turn their own son into a tranny.
>>533901993hello blueshill, whats it like having zero critical thinking ability?
>>533901316If everyone pressed red no one would die either.There is zero reason to press blue even if your thought process is faux empathy.
>>533897420>>533897855I'm unvaxxed, and I'd probably press blue. First off, those polls are inaccurate. People know it's just a poll, and they know their lives aren't really on the line. I'm positive the results would look different if it was actually real, and people knew they could die...By pressing the red, you are definitely sentencing the most altruistic people to die. Telling yourself that you hold no responsibility, is a cop out. Have fun living in a world full of autists and niggers, because that's who would be left.
>>533903558Every day there are people deliberately committing suicide or putting themselves in dangerous and reckless situations that result in them dying. Why aren't you doing something to help these people? Apparently every single one of these is your fault, by not helping them all each and every day, you're sentencing them to die. Why are you killing them?
>>533903659Not the same thing at all, and to even suggest they're the same makes me think you're low IQ and brown.
>>533903558Altruism would be telling everyone to press red you sociopathic jew. If I tell my enemies to press blue, that benefits me. Telling the world to press red is the true altruistic option.
>>533898752>retards like you deserve to live Kek blue fags are chopped
>>533902517So red requires 100% conformity to accomplish the same thing that blue does with just 50%
>>533897855im vaxxed and pick the blue buttonexcept for the poll on 4chan where I picked the red button, I can read a room
>>533903836So you're just changing the hypothetical to get your desired results? So people have time to discuss and the whole world can have time to convince everyone to press red?.... come on now. Now assume it's more like it's originally supposed to be framed. It's private, and you don't have time to discuss. By pressing red, you are essentially saying you don't give a shit about what happens to the most altruistic people on earth. I get it, you don't value human life. You're probably okay with abortion, too.
>>533897855I'm unvaxxed red but I wanted to get vaxxed but never did because I isolatemaxxed during covid and by the time I stopped being a worthless neet they weren't doing free shots
>>533904119I do give a shit about them. I encourage them to press red instead of possibly committing suicide.
>>533897420Blue just needs 4 billion votes to work you can do this BLUE for me it’s RED
