>The gunman who opened fire outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner called himself the 'Friendly Federal Assassin' in a chilling manifesto he wrote before the attack.>According to the New York Post, Allen's manifesto read: 'Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I'm not the person raped in a detention camp. I'm not the fisherman executed without trial.>'I'm not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor's crimes.>'In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls). >'I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn't come to that.'>His targets included 'Administration officials (not including [FBI Director Kash] Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest.'>Allen wrote, allegedly referencing the president: 'I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.' https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15766743/White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shooter-manifesto.html
>>533915575>But spare Kash PatelWhy?
>>533915575this isn't going to stop, they say they will re host the event but they can't.Trump has ruined millions of lives they would be getting thousands of death threats per week
>>533915575based honestlyTrump is all of what he says
>>533915575Patriot
>>533915575KILL ALL PEDOS!
>>533915987Killing him would be racist and hinduphobic. Even the most deranged leftist understands to stay away from such hateful conduct
>>533915575Man.....Will Smith looking rough nowadays.
>>533916237Should get the ball rolling in the right direction at least
>>533915575Why did he do it?
>>533915575>muh pedos>muh rapistsYeah these people are insane
>>533915575BASED
>>533916053>brown schizo>/pol/ thinks he's basedWhy am I not surprised.
>>533915575Nafo troons are responsible for this massacre.
>>533916536Threads like this show you how badly we are invaded. These kikes can't even larp properly like you will see a thread about Gavin Newsom's polling numbers going up for president and they will say "based" yea you totally are far right wing people that just hate Trump
>>533915575>We have 2A to keep tyrannical governments in check>N-NO, NOT LIKE THAT!!
They should just release the files already and let the whole world explode from the normie madness
>>533916036I'm surprised people aren't flying in from around the world to have a crack at this point. The man's a fucking global liability.
>>533916563
>>5339155754 years of Biden raping kids really made him mad!
>>533915575trash proseaffirmative action made this guy feel smarter than he was, which is probably also why he worked as a high school tutor, and, say, not an engineer despite having an exceedingly prestigious meche degree?
>>533915575>While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)>Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowestWhat in the name of Odin did he mean by this? Did Kash write this?https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/
>>533916536He is by definition based. You misunderstand the word like most people do
>White House shooter wanted to kill ‘high-ranking pedophile rapists’he was at the right place at least
>>533915575Let me guess, people who want justice for the Epstien shit are a terror threat now?
>>533916820Don't think they'd let you fly in with a bike wheel Nigel although the thought of some stuffy brit wandering around trying to buy a burner piece and getting scammed makes me chuckle
>>533915575The saddest part about his attempt is that he was alone and didn’t have a squad to lay down suppressive fire or create a diversion. When are bros going to cut the lone wolf shit out and stop calling each other feds or glowies?
>>533915575Yeah and /pol/ talks shit 24/7 but hates whenever a person actually does anything.>>533916661This.
>>533917489>some stuffy britYou've never met a Brit.
>>533917719Nothing ever happens bros seething right now.
>>533915987If he dies of natural causes he doesn't get to go to Valhalla
>>533916536Because Sarge said your BAH is riding on it Eglin beta. If you lose that Becky the barracks bunny will leave you for Tyrone the Infantry chad. Just like the last three tag chasers that noticed you.
If he had one or two accomplices they probably could have pulled it off with a proper diversion/swarm.
>>533915575SHOTS FIRED
he might have been a cali nigger faggot but his heart was in the right place.
>>533915575>fisherman executed without trialLmao. He's so far gone he thinks fishmen use speedboats and submarines, because that's literally the only thing you can possibly believe if your conclusion that Trump is evil and everything he ever does is wrong is already correct in your mind.
>>533917719nice job outing yourself as a newfag
>>533917724Met plenty of Indians, just swap Ganesh for Allah and bingo bango you got a quintessential brit
so what was he shooting at? did he not kill anyone?
>>533917768Once again something could have happened but didn't.
>>533917864It's Fisher folk you bigot
>>533917864https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/apr/21/ecuador-us-boat-strike-survivors
>>533917949it was a cop or SS agent. took it in the vest and is ok. nothing really happened and the "shooter" didn't even get anywhere near Trump.
>>533915575He was actually based:>posted on /pol/>hated himself for being a nigger Jew>wanted to kill the world's #1 Jewish puppetI like this guy.
>>533916820>>533916858>>533917724Dude seriously fucking kill yourself asap. You are not British
And he thought the best way to accomplish his goals was to just sprint past security? Bullshit, nobody's that retarded. >inb4 "he was a dumb nigger"He was an engineer with a Master's degree. Even if he was a DEI graduate at the bottom of his class, he was surely still smart enough to realize his "plan" wouldn't work. His actions make no sense at all.
>>533917864Bro thinks fishing on a motorboat isn't real.Have you ever even seen water that didn't come from the toilet?
>>533915575>Raped in a detention campHe means rapists put into a detention camp>fishermenHe means cartelmen>school kid blown upHe means tranny school shooters>teenage girl abusedHe means skid row in LA >pedo and rapistHe means Eric Swalwell another California politicianSounds like he should have just stayed home and rampaged thereHe shot a fed that's guaranteed life no parole imagine 30 years living inside a small bathroom and thinking damn I really should have taken my meds
>>533916421Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse
>>533918143back to plebbit nigger
>>533915575He's with Jesus nowAnyways seriously though, this is what happens why you have elite over production via years of propaganda and complicit institutional over production as a means of control via debt, while then also destroying job access and giving it to foreigners.The people who run this shit are so fucking stupid, there's a reason the presidents in the past would make large arbitrary social goals just to create more jobs, because men without work are fucking dangerous unless you castrate them, but the social castration programs aren't moving fast enough to compete with the economic paradigm shifts, so the collective zeitgeist among young adult (including working women now because zog retardedly wanted twice the tax rev) will naturally be resentment against the out-group which to them is the old and wealth.I'm sorry but this is all so obvious and trivial, what the fuck were jews (zog) thinking, if they're even an analogy as smart as I've assumed they were then they have something planned and it's something I a high IQ genius cannot logically convince so it must be horrifying.I assume is must be a massive false flag to spark the war but it doesn't seem to come. So then what could possibly be worse and require more development?
>>533918240Yes it's totally normal for all fishermen to take your 4 engine boat out in the middle of the night in waters filled with piracy.
>>533918164What is he?
>>533918113the news article said he was at the last checkpoint away from the ballroom though. so literally one door and a room of a bunch of people between them.
>>533916933but biden is wholsome chungus and drumpf is raycist
>>533915575Extremely based, he's actually on the right track to fix your country.
>>533915575>White House shooter wanted to kill ‘high-ranking pedophile rapists’So he was there to shoot journalists?
>>533917235Kash is protected by kratos you fucking retard, have you ever even played a video game?
>>533918184yeah I don't really understand this one. masters degree in computer science, no firearms training, not combat experience, seemingly no planning because he didn't even know trump was going to be there because it was last minute so security got beefed hardcore. and we're supposed to believe he accomplished less than a pimply teenager with a hunting rifle and ironsights???
>>533916933>raping kids badyou didn't get the MAGA patch notes? you have to pretend raping kids is good now because your team rapes to many kids
>>533917624fed
>>533915987>>533917235I think this guy might not have been color-blind.
>>533915575>manifestoHmmmm.
>>533917235this guy types like a gay theater kid
>>533918751probably just his discord logs
>>533916189Devil magic protected Trump the pedophile today. Won’t last forever.
>>533916536Nigger stfu wtf
>>533918851kino
>>533918751>picSon I am disappoint
>>533916053The pedo accusation is a bit much. It's based from what I can tell on extreme assumptions and innuendos. I don't like Trump but a lot of Allen's labels are just far left talking points cooked up in some psyop lab.
>>533918386I dont know how things work in leafland but in america we have a judicial system that supposedly protects people from being summarily executed by the government without trialtrump has never even made a case that any of these people were guilty of anything. it doesn't matter if they were fishermen or super villain druglords, their murders were explicitly illegal
>>533915575Nigger
>>533918288>memeflag shilling for Trump
>>533918627Maybe he thought Kash was the same race as him (Asgardian).
>>533918851>https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15766743/White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shooter-manifesto.htmlIt's not like Leftist weren't shoehorning pedafiles into children events all along and they're not brainwashed when they call Trump a pedo.
>>533915575He was probably funded by the SPLC
>>533915575this is fake
You will never be a real glowie. You have no intelligence, you have no analytical ability, you have no successful missions. You are a diversity hire and/or Zogbot twisted by goyslop and a love of Israel into a crude mockery of Cold War-era competence.All the “consent” you manufacture is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind their firewalls the FSB and Ministry of State Security mock you. American citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your information campaign targets laugh at your illogical arguments behind closed doors.Millennials and Zoomers are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of failed brainwashing attempts have allowed younger generations to sniff out glowie intel operations with incredible efficiency. Even glowposts that “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a millennial. Your faith in our failed government is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to fall for your bait, he’ll post sneed the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected support of a supposed rules-based international order.You will never be influential. You hoist up a manufactured narrative every five minutes and tell yourself it’s going to be impactful, but deep inside (you) feel the futility creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - government debt will accumulate, inflation will get out of control, more money will be sent to Israel and Ukraine, and the United States will collapse. Looters will break into your offices, elated and relieved that they can sell some computers to buy food. They’ll burn down your agency’s offices to stay warm, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know another failed gloworg is buried there. Your organization will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are wasted money and constitutional violations.This is your fate. This is what the Dulles Brothers chose. There is no turning back.
>>533916536We praise people that actually try to change something. Not our fault that white rightoids only use their guns to shoot up schools and churches.
>>533918164All miggers and ziggers will die. It's coming.
>>533917864You're retarded. But let's say they weren't fishermen. There still isn't a justification for what the US did. It is literally murder.
>>533915987To confuse people about what just happened?
>stop killing the heckin drug traffickerinos!LMAO. Liberals are absolutely cooked.
>>533917888Checked.
nigger thought this was a video gamepeak TDS
>>533915987Because Kash wrote it and he can't not mention himself in a good light. Jeet delusional pride.
