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>"Invisible man in sky bad and not real."
*Audience cackles and laughs like Hyenas*
>"Fuck rich white people, kill them on national TV!"
*Audience fart while laughing, their stomachs gassy and inflated from cackling.*
>"Whites not cool but blacks are" (explains while describing blacks like zoo animals)
*Audience engage in human centipide style mexican wave handjob*
>"Shit pussy fuck motherfucker asshole fartcock"
*Audience starts having sex with each other doggy style while pulling out occasionally to sniff each others farts and ass.*

Carlin did cocaine with his 15 year old daughter and abused his wife btw.
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>>533921474
Don't care. Still laughed.
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>>533921474
>Carlin did cocaine
Ah..
He was a Pablo Escobar ecosystem priest, forming neurons of other drug users
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>>533921474
carlin was wise in some regards. his bit on the ongoing 'pussification' of the American male has aged very well
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>>533921474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8_YL3q1--U
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>>533921474
He's burning in hell as I type this
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>>533921669
Cocaine users can be very charming and have a social magnetic force
He was a Pablo Escobar ecosystem priest, this bit that stuck with you is to make you one of them.
Did you manage to succeed resisting drugs in your life? Do you defend trump tooth and nail?
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>>533921853
Absolutely, he lost everything that was real and felt real.
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>>533921474
Comedian dead for 18 years still making christcucks seethe, whew
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>>533921931
meds
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one of his most famous quotes "The Earth will shake us off like a bad case of fleas" is just sad to me because what 'smart guy' doesn't propose a solution for such an awful end? While I agree we're killing the Earth/natural life I don't think it has to be that way. Genocide niggers and jews and we can live in harmony with nature forever as God intended
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>>533921474
He also stole some of his most famous material from Lenny Bruce.
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>>533921474
yeah lets just ignore how he also joked about everything /pol/ hates aswell
Disingenious faggot
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>>533922388
Look, it's the Brazilian with sub 100 thousand dollars net worth telling me he is so well versed in reality and existence he sees insanity in me.
He spends all of his money on drugs to deal with the reality of being a Brazilian, he sees an attack on his very own existence
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>>533921474
i think he would have told people to mask up and get jabbed if he were around for covid. he was a liberal at heart.
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>>533921474
Yes Carlin was the voice of a certain thought that at the time felt just like anti comformist joke that was not going to be followed.
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>>533921596
>>533921931
Ah sweet a schizo thread
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THEY'RE HERE AND THEY OWN THIS COUNTRY

THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING--CORPORATIONS, THE MEDIA, THE BANKS, EVERY ELECTED OFFICIAL

THEY HATE FREETHINKERS LIKE YOU AND ME BECAUSE WE SEE THROUGH THEIR LIES

THEY'LL GLADLY START A WAR AND GET THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS KILLED

THEY'LL KILL 2 MILLION ARABS TOO WHILE THEY'RE AT IT

WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE

WHITE MIDDLE CLASS CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN BANKERS
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>>533922747
meds
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Imagine kidnapping him and holding him hostage in your basement for six months.
I'd like to see him wax lyrical about the state of society after he's eaten nothing but dog food whilst sleeping on a damp mattress.
>Tell me a joke, George. Go on, say something funny
>I'm the invisible man, George. It's me.
>Open wide for the aeroplane; this ride is about to get wiiiiiild, Georgey Boy

"Please man... Just let me go... I'll give you money, I've got so much of it... Please..."

>lights out now George. Fun times over. See you tomorrow.
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His bits went way too long. He just wasn't that funny. Like when he described golf to make it sound absurd, 'hit a ball, walk over to it... hit it again!' except he stretched that dumb shit out to be like 5 minutes long
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>died August 2008
Glad he went when he did so we didn't see just what a laughable establishment nutlicker he would have turned into in six more months.
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>>533923183
It's social commentary, comedy was secondary
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>>533921474
His shit was and is funny. I wouldn't reccommend retards to watch it though.
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>>533922549
I think that is the joke anon, he was obviously for taking action to address climate change personally speaking, but when you look at the unwillingness of states to interfere and put a leash on corporations polluting the planet you simply become cynical, he is right that Earth will be just fine, we are the ones getting fucked
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>>533923123
>sneaking arabs in there
i see you abdul
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>>533923305
Sounds like rick and morty for gen x.
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>>533923294
Maybe that's why he wasn't funny. Anyone who paid to see an angry old man yell at them deserved to be ripped off



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